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Joined 11-17-10, id: 2620413, Profile Updated: 03-21-18
Author has written 10 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, Mass Effect, Fallout, Elder Scroll series, Worm, and Dungeons and Dragons.

So I'm 6thfloormadness, a dude living in the United States.

I got into fanfiction in high school (Baldur's Gate stories from the Attic over at Gamejag, if you're curious) but didn't start writing it until halfway through college. I mostly only read fanfiction about Bioware games though I've expanded into Bethesda games as well as Avatar The Last Airbender. I also got really into Worm stories after I finished reading that.

I tend to post stuff on SpaceBattles first and only put it on here afterwards, just an FYI.

Some behind-the-scenes information about my stories:

A Technological Singularity- It originally started as what-if exercise but it has become something different over the course of writing it. I discovered that I enjoyed writing humorous character interaction (well it's humorous to me and some readers, some people find it annoying). I also found out that the Borg presented me with the opportunity to look at the philosophical implications of their situation. I try to avoid Author Filibuster in favor of showing different perspectives of the situation but I don't know how successful I am in keeping my opinions out of my work. Furthermore, the longer the story goes on the further my Borg get from canon Borg, mostly because, while canon Borg are very iconic, they are rather stupid in their adherence to their image. They are utterly reliant on assimilation because they can't do anything themselves, if they were to take over the galaxy, stagnation would occur. Hence why I've changed things.

People have complained that the story takes too long to get going, that I waste too much time with the set up when I should have just done a timeline. This was deliberate on my part. To me, a timeline feels like a cop out. A timeline is just an excuse to jump right to the action which, if all you want to do is write a story about the Turians getting curb-stomped, works fine I guess. I am not just having the Borg happen to be in Mass Effect, I am merging two series technology and lore. I want to create a believable universe for my characters to inhabit. That requires time and backstory.

Late Night Worries- Like I mentioned in the story, this was inspired by reading a similar story about Miranda staying up late at night in Shepard's quarters. I wanted to see if I could write romance with any degree of skill and at the time there were very few MShepard/Jack stories on the site (heck there still aren't that many) so I decided to use n7walker's story premise and just swap out the love interest. I like to think it turned out well but I am a little biased in that regard. I have the sort-of-almost-a-story idea for a sequel where Jack and Shepard go on a date on the Citadel but I have no idea if that will ever get written.

Anthropophagy- Why is the story called Anthropophagy and not Cannibalism when they basically mean the same thing? Because Cannibalism is too obvious and I thought it sounded stupid. Simple as that. The story started when I dug up an essay about hunger I had left over from a creative writing class so I decided to tweak it and see if I could turn it into a first person narrative. I created a problem for myself with this story in that the first chapter works fine as a stand-alone but the second chapter hints at a story arc so I forced myself to write the third chapter as a resolution. I'm not particularly happy with it but it was bugging me leaving it unfinished.

Cold Blooded Love- This story suffers from the same problem as Anthropophagy: when I first started writing it I planned it to be a one-shot but I very clearly set the stage for arc that needs to be finished. This story remains unfinished, not because I don't know how to end it, but because I don't want to. I lost interest in the story shortly after posting it.

Hammer Time- Much like how I really enjoy Mass Effect fanfiction that is Alternate First Contact War, I really enjoy Worm stories that are Alt!power Taylor. Decided to try my hand at it. Nothing too crazy, just gave her a Gavel's power from canon instead of doing a crossover.

A Corrosive Substance- The story summary basically explains the plot bunny I had in my head. What if Taylor had a more public Trigger? Unlike Cold Blooded Love and Athropophagy I made sure that this could remain as is. No hanging plot threads that I need to finish. I do like that idea of exploring where the story could go, but for now, this story is done.

King Takes Knight's Pawns- One thing I've never been that good at writing (in my opinion) is fight scenes...so here's a story that's practically nothing but a fight scene, because that makes sense. Basically, I wanted practice at writing a fight but not put it in one of my other stories.

Abyss Given Form- After I finished Hammer Time I decided I wanted to try writing a story that was a bit longer and more planned out, this is the result.

Adaptation- Hit some writer's block with Abyss Given Form so I decided to start something else and see if that shook the creativity loose. It's a rather straightforward Crawler!Taylor story.

Daughter, Dragon- Got the idea from a poster over on Spacebattles. 'What if Dragon acted her age?' was the basic suggestion.

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Tankards and Tempers by Useful Oxymoron reviews
The story of the elven Bhaalspawn Laska Leafwalker and her friends, as they stumble through Amn and beyond looking for adventure, fun and a kidnapped little sister. Contains femslash and various forms of absurdism.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 230 - Words: 1,064,151 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 9/23/2012
Our Blades Are Sharp by spectre4hire reviews
The Houses of Bolton and Stark share a bloody history. Twice have the Boltons rebelled against the Starks, and twice have they been forced to bend the knee. The Lord of the Dreadfort, Roose Bolton decides a different tactic to strengthen his house under the Warden of the North. He offers his trueborn son and heir, Domeric Bolton as a ward to House Stark. Cover by Hecate Blackmood96
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 302,328 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Domeric B., Sansa S.] Eddard S./Ned, Robb S.
A Wolf Amongst Lions by Kallypso reviews
Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt. Game of Thrones AU, diverging story from season two onward. Enjoy!
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 108 - Words: 472,557 - Reviews: 3129 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 7/30/2018 - Tyrion L., Arya S., Tywin L., Jaime L. - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Sasuga by gwynora reviews
Ainz finally tells the truth. Demiurge doesn't take it well. A short, silly story about the guardians finding out that Ainz is secretly clueless.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/10 - Ainz, Albedo, Demiurge - Complete
The Reeducation of Arche Eeb Rile Furt by wedgegeck reviews
Ainz happens to overhear an emotional girl among the workers camped out before Nazarick, and takes an interest in her. Arche lives, but what kind of life will she lead now?
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 3/29 - Arche Eeb Rile Furt, Ureirika, Kuuderika
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/21 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Dragon from Ash by Mortigaunt reviews
"I may be Dunmer, but I am the Dragonborn, and I will defend your people whether they like it or not." Expands on Skyrim. Features fleshed out characters, content from earlier games and apocrypha, alternate choices and consequences for actions. WARNING: Contains mature content, including sexual themes, violence, and in-depth examinations of lore.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 423,472 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 12/10/2018 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana, Elisif] Lydia
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,312 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Edna's Intervention by Rose Jennison reviews
At the end of each school year, UA hires a consultant to evaluate the costumes the first year students designed for themselves, to make sure they are both aesthetically appropriate and safe to use. That consultant is Edna Mode i.e. A story where Edna Mode comes to UA and gives costume advice to Class 1A. And she isn't afraid to call people out about their questionable choices.
Crossover - Incredibles & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 176 - Published: 6/8/2018 - Edna Mode, Momo Y., Minoru M., Y. Aoyama
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 8,800 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dredded Zero by Spades27 reviews
A Mega City One Judge. A struggling noble mage. Mix them together and watch as they experience humorous cultural misunderstandings, uncomfortable amounts of violence, and waayy too many hormones. NOT a pairing. Seriously though, please read this. You won't regret it. (I hope)
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Dredd - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,371 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 7/15/2014
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15102 - Favs: 22,227 - Follows: 19,520 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
On the Bubble by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. When you start blowing up a wad of bubblegum it inflates and inflates. Eventually the bubblegum is stretched so tight around the air inside it that it reaches a crisis point. That is, the slightest influx of air into the bubble will cause it to either explode all over your face or collapse limply.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Skitter
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Tattooed Romance by ZenWriterZero reviews
Extended scenes between Jack and Shepard. Because there was a severe lack of Jack in Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Shepard (M), Jack
Mass Effect: Requiescat by Bombsquad reviews
Requiescat: A prayer asking that the soul of a dead person might be at rest. There must be an end...to all things, to all battles, to all struggles. Those who have given everything must know peace.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,856 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
You'll Need to Hear the Whole Story by SonicH2O reviews
Varric told Cassandra much of the Champions story, but he left out some bits…and didn't know others. The full story of Garrett Hawke, Apostate and Champion of Kirkwall covers a full decade…not just three years of a decade. M Later. Hawke/Isabela.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,509 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - [Hawke (M), Isabela]
Mass Effect: A new past by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Of Beards and Elven History by Madam Grey reviews
M!Hawke/Merrill. "And I would know dirty," she added, and he got the distinct feeling from the lecherous grin spreading across her face the note of unabashed triumph in her voice was at his expense.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hawke (M), Merrill - Complete
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
About Horizon by FightfortheLost reviews
Shepard hid the emotional wounds inflicted on Horizon from the crew, but someone can only be pushed so far before something in them breaks. A message was the final push. Prior FemShepxKaidan. Signs of possible FemShepxGarrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
In The Dead of Night by n7walker reviews
Miranda can't sleep. So she does what we all do. She messes around on the net. She writes a letter. She makes some personal discoveries. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
The Essence and Nature of Attraction by Alphawolf69 reviews
Set in Chapter Five -mild spoilers. ‘It was a terrible, nightmarish dream come true.’ -the course of True Love never did run smooth, as one hero knows all too well. As if being a Bhaalspawn wasn't bad enough...
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4084 - Favs: 8,039 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Adaptation reviews
Shard swap. Hard to lose a fight if you can adapt to whatever they throw at you.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,781 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/15/2018 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Skitter
Daughter, Dragon reviews
Richter leaves a different message to be found in the event of his death.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Dragon - Complete
Abyss Given Form reviews
The QA shard decides to give Taylor control over something a bit more powerful than mere bugs.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,930 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Skitter
King Takes Knight's Pawns reviews
One-shot. The Slaughterhouse Nine come to Brockton Bay and meet an unexpected parahuman.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Jack Slash, Crawler - Complete
Hammer Time reviews
Taylor gets a more Brutish power while in the locker. It's not as straightforward a power as she would wish so testing is required.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Skitter, Assault - Complete
A Corrosive Substance reviews
One-shot. Taylor escapes from the locker in a violent manner.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Armsmaster, Battery - Complete
Cold Blooded Love reviews
The Dragonborn's wife has been kidnapped by vampires.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 4/23/2013
A Technological Singularity reviews
AU. How did the Borg Collective come to be? What if the Systems Alliance had the Borg as allies during The First Contact War?
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,715 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 10/3/2011
Anthropophagy reviews
The Lone Wanderer has an addiction and he hates himself for it.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Late Night Worries reviews
One-shot. Jack has concerns about her relationship with Shepard. Rated M for Jack's language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete