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Hello, I am Maximilian K. Brown the First. Yup. Come at me, bro.

1. Your real name:


2.Your gangster name:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):


3.Your detective name:(fav color and fav animal):

Green Snake

4.Your soap opera name:(middle name,and current street name)

Kistner Pleasant

5.Your star wars name:(first 3 letters of your last,first 2 letters of your first name,last 3 letters in your mother's maiden name):


6.Your super hero name:(2nd fav color,fav drink):

Green Ginger ale

7.Your goth name:(black,and the name of your pet):

Black Mitzi

Eat your Potatoes.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No. Not yet.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No, I try not to hate people.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
3, I just don't remember one.

4) Favorite candy bar? Milky Way

5) Favorite shoes? No Idea.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Ha! Yes.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
No. Not evah.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Negative.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Food.

12) Favorite genre of music?
Stuff you never ever heard of.

3) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini

14) What time were you born? 11:56 am

15) Do you like beer? Got to agree with Savvy: "no, tastes like...bitter poison"

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Negative

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Don't own CDs.

18) Are you sarcastic? I'm never sarcastic! Are you kidding me? No. I've never used sarcasm in my life.

19) What are your favorite colors? Green, then orange.

20) How many watches do you own? Two. No three.

21) Summer or winter? Winter, always.

23) Favorite color to wear? Black. I look good in black.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi.

25) What color is your cell phone? Silver.

26) Where is your second home? Best friends home.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Nah. I have minions for that.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? nope!

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One.

30) How many video games do you own? Never counted, and I'm not gonna.

31) What was your first pet?
A cat.

32) Ever had braces? Yep.

33) Do looks matter? Yes, sometimes.

34) Do you use chapstick? Eh, occasionally.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Hanson, Thistlethwaite (yes, that's her name), and Salemi

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? N/A

37) Are you too forgiving? Yes.

38) How many children do you want? Depends: if I have a girl first, just one, but if I have an boy first, then two.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No, unless it was a gift.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Cinnamon rolls!!!!

41) Do you own a gun? Maybe... No.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Ma'am, yes and no.

43) When was the last time you cried? No idea. Don't keep a record. Been a while though.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Horse lesson, erg.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yes, first grade.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes. Italian ones, german ones, and english ones. Come at me bro.

48) Nicknames? Max, Maxy, Lambo Bovino, Lambs (reserved usage: best friend)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? nope

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Yes

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yah.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Nope

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Perhaps. 85% of it, yes.

57) Do you dye your hair? I want to dye it. Have not.

58) Does anyone like you? My friends, but I don't think that's the question you are asking.

59) What year were you born? 1997

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Not Being Alive???

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's

63) Do you like yourself? Yes.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Father

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair and Eyes, Facial Features

66) Are you afraid of the dark? nope!

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Umm...No.

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes.

69) Have you ever stripped? Excuse me! Yes, how else would I shower, or change clothes?

70) Ever broke a bone? No. Too careful

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Never.

73) Pringles or Lays? Eww, potato chips.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yea, but I didn't mean too.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Neither.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? yes

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? They would have to have bad eyesight dude. I weigh 112 and am underweight at 6 ft tall.

80) Do you own a car? No, ma'am.

81) Can you cook? Not allowed since I melted a tupperware dish.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Stupid People

2. Those that are so smart they have no life.

3. Persistant noise

83) Do you text message often? No.

84) Money or love? They're not mutually exclusive!

85) Do you have any scars? Yes.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Take my friends to Greece.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? No, not really.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Not a one.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yep!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Memory processing. Can't recall. Perhaps my best friend (She's female, calm down) or my parents.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? MOTHER!

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? MOTHER!

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Me.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Hah. I'm not going to tell you that, but you can have first initial. M.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Morgan Duecleff

100) Who was the last person that called you? Kay, my best friend.

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