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Joined 11-18-10, id: 2620765, Profile Updated: 01-11-14
Author has written 26 stories for Merlin, Quiz Show/ザ・クイズショウ, and Supernatural.

Warning- the following profile belongs to a crazy alien from Planet Insane. Talking to this alien may result in the melting of brains. Contact should only be attempted if you are confident in your looniness. If you are not, I suggest taking a good blast from one of said alien's multitude of crazy cannons. Completely harmless to anything which isn't your sanity. And who really needs that anyway?

Now. If you have made it this far, I'm going to assume that you are interested (and loopy) enough to want to know a little about me. I'm an absolute freak (as you probably worked out from the beginning of my profile), and have currently spent 23 years upon this Earth (on and off, anyway- I'm not one to deny myself the odd mind-teleport home every now and then). I'm a Christian (though don't ask what denomination, because I couldn't tell you for the life of me) and am actually English, though am currently living in Japan (YAY!!!!!). If anyone is wondering who to blame (or praise, depending on your point of view) for my humble ventures into fanfiction, then I must turn your attention towards my ex-Uni-housemate, peskychesk. I'm largely Merlin-centric, although I do spend some time reading in various other fandoms, such as Skip Beat!, Sherlock, Doctor Who and Artemis Fowl.

I enjoy watching anime and reading manga, but I will admit to being a lot more into Japanese dramas/variety shows etc.- pretty much most things Japanese. As long as it's tasteful. My favourite Japanese actor (actually, my favourite actor overall) is Sakurai Sho. I tend to watch multiple performances of people who stand out, and he has really kept my attention in everything he's been in. He's easily the best actor I've ever found at capturing each character's raw emotions, and he's capable of changing his entire expression with the smallest changes in facial expressions. It's enough to keep me completely glued to the screen. (In fact, I ended up watching 'The Quiz Show 2' [his 2009 drama] three times in a row when I first found it, and then again a few days later. I've now seen it over 20 times, and have also succeeded in getting my mum addicted to it [and several other, more dubious, family members are now big fans]. She even bought me the DVD boxset.)

Character-wise: So I mentioned some of the works I enjoy (believe me, there are a whole lot more, both in books and in film/TV). I'm one of the odd-ones-out, it seems, in the Merlin world, as Uther ranks right up near Merlin as one of my favourite characters. 4.3 ripped my heart out to the point where I think I'm probably in denial over it ever happening. I'm probably also in the minority in the fact that I absolutely hate Lancelot. And not even because of the Gwen thing. He just bugs me to an incredible degree- I think I actually cheered when he died, and was extremely panicked when it looked like they were going to bring him back.

As for the Doctor Who characters, I'm going to put my hand way up in the air and say that I can't stand Rose. Back when New Who started, I actually didn't mind her too much at first. Then the completely unbelievable romance stuff started being forced down our throats, and I was actually happy that she got trapped in another dimension. If they'd left it there, I might still hold a small (very small) measure of fondness for her, even though she did some truly appalling things. But no- they had to keep bringing her back and making her out to be some perfect goddess whose very presence would make everything perfect. Cue the irritated mental tooth-grinding whenever anyone brings her up now. Martha I don't mind half as much. On paper, she is an absolutely fantastic character, but I'm afraid I didn't like how she was acted. Sarah Jane is, of course, awesome. Amy was another one whose death I actually cheered for (which earned me eye-daggers from my family, but come on- she's quite possibly the most selfish, self-centred being in existence), although I absolutely adored the epicness which was both Rory and Rory's dad. And Jack also made for a fabulous character, if a tad too obsessed with the whole *cough* physical aspect of things. Clara is also fairly decent most of the time, although I got very annoyed with the whole 'Impossible Girl' side of things- New Who is far too keen on making the companions almost super-humans, if you ask me. My favourite of the new companions is, without a doubt, Donna Noble. Not only does she have Wilf as a grandad, but she was incredibly human, and she wasn't afraid to admit it. She provided the Doctor with the friendship, company and support that he needs, and he was a much better person when she was there to guide him. She didn't view him as some perfect being to be worshipped- she told him off when he needed telling off, stepped back when he needed to take charge, and was there to help bear the burden for the horrible decisions, such as pompei. Those two were like the perfect team, and I will eternally hate the fact that she was forced to forget all that they had done.

Sorry for the ramble. I tend to do that a lot...

If you're wondering about the profile image, then here's your explanation: Me and Peskychesk were in our Forensic Facial lab back in Uni, learning how to use E-fit V (A facial imaging software). We didn't get to see the second image we were supposed to try to make, as we were too busy focusing on sorting out the eyes for the first one. So our lecturer said that we were allowed to make whoever we wanted. We chose Merlin (of course). Unfortunately, we only had about half an hour, so we didn't have time to sort out the actual facial features... But I reckon we got the ears okay... (I think he looks like a Merlin cosplayer)

Anything I write is highly unlikely to ever contain slash (read as "never going to happen"), for the pure reason that I prefer to keep people in-character as much as possible. Also, there are relationships which would never happen in a million years. I can't fathom what goes on in the minds of some people (and, quite frankly, some of what does go on is just plain disturbing).

Things I like- reading, writing, music, drama. Artsy stuff in general (Ironic, since I actually did a science-based degree) Oh, and (as I said before) pretty much all things to do with Japanese culture. In fact, I'm teaching myself Japanese. And, because I can't get tired of saying it, am now LIVING IN JAPAN!!!!!

Foods I like (not like you need to know, but what the hey, I'll tell you a few anyway)- Curries, Chocolate, Curries, Ice-cream, Curries, Bolognese, Curries, Chicken, Curries, Onigiri, Curries, Tonkatsu and... lets see, did I mention Curries? (not like I'm a major spiceaholic or anything)

Brilliant words (both real and made up): Tantarongo, Flipperdongo, Monkeytrout, Donkeyturnip, Banana, Colloquial, Supercilious, Pop (my favourite), Doodle. Meepit. Maboodle. Quiff. Mollycoddle. Conglomeration. I could go on...

Story-wise: So Illusions has now drawn to a close. And, I must say, I am extremely grateful to all those who stuck with me through it all. I am please to say that the series has now been granted an official title- Redemption. And that a fourth instalment is in the works- there's just a whole lot of planning which needs to go into it- the reasons for which those who have read Illusions will probably understand.

As for the stories I have had to place on hiatus- fear not (if you were indeed fearing). I hate even the idea of abandoning a story. They are my brain-children, and I promise that I will eventually get back to them. I can, however, not make any promises as to when this will be. I have learnt the hard way that it is much better to let these things take their own time if they want to reach perfection- forcing them only makes me incapable of writing at all. And I, for one, and not keen on the idea of any more year-long writer's blocks. I don't like them. So please, if you are waiting on any of those stories, be patient with me. Thank you.

For those who are reading Módléas ealddayas, the link to Peskychesk's version is as follows: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8030827/1/Modleas_ealddayas_OC_version

(p.s. I am aware that in Merlin there is often a tremendous lack of contractions in their speech, especially among the main cast- understandable considering the setting- but it looks awkward in writing, so I use them anyway _)

Oh, and as a Nerdfighter, I feel it necessary to point this out- try adding 'in my pants' whenever you read a book/story title. It's surprising just how often it makes the title so much more awesome. I did it with mine. For some reason, most of them seem to lend themselves extremely well...

Hmm... What else? Ah- I know!

BEWARE!!!!! THE DAY WHEN THE VEGETABLES OF THE EARTH RISE UP AND TAKE THEIR REVENGE IS DRAWING EVER CLOSER!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!! BEFORE THE ATTACK BEGINS AND THE WORLD FALLS TO THE MIGHT OF THE VEGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Another's Favor by ebhg reviews
To fortify Nemeth's ties with Camelot after his rescue, Rodor offers Mithian's hand to the one man Arthur respects above all others. For power comes not with rank, but from one's connections. AU from Another's Sorrow, taking Series 5 where I wish it had actually gone. AKA, Where the Heck was Magic and Albion When I Wanted Them!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,489 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Merlin, Mithian - Complete
The Final Day by SBs alive reviews
Fresh from the Time War, an unwilling survivor crashes on the Earth. Right outside the house of a person he's going meet and call a friend in his future, and in her past. (One-shot, rated T for injuries.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2013 - 9th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Doll Maker by Of Sun and Rain reviews
In his first case with the Scotland Yard, Sherlock Holmes was too late to catch the Doll Maker, the madman changing children into dolls, and instead only able to save one little girl. 12 years later, that little girl came back, and so did the monster. As Sherlock and John struggle to finish the madman off, they must make a choice: the girl or the Doll Maker.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,883 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Team Free Will: Reunion by AWetCarrot reviews
Picks up right after 7x16. Roughly follows Born-Again Identity, but Sam gets taken to a very different institution. There's no Meg, and no slash: I prefer bromance. Featuring a much more powerful Hallucifer, because he deserves to be more than just annoying. First Fanfic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
The Lady at the Lake by hujwernoo reviews
Merlin is injured, fatally so, at the edge of a lake. A woman appears and offers to heal him, but Arthur will never trust magic again. Never. ONESHOT.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere, Freya - Complete
Out of the Mouths of Babes by xfphile reviews
In her defense, Miranda was hardly expecting a dull, typical morning and routine lunch (in which she graded papers, rode herd on a large number of 11 and 12 year-olds, and did her level best to din some knowledge of basic grammar into their heads before bringing not one, but *two* food fights to a screeching halt) to segue into two masked gunmen calmly entering her classroom.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Born Of The Dragon by jaqtkd reviews
An ancient prophecy tells of the once & future King uniting the five kingdoms of Albion by returning magic & forming an alliance with the young heirs he befriended in his youth. Uthur does not approve. Starts when our young heroes are ten years old. (Book Cover by Wil1969)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,806 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Square Peg Round Hole by Alice I reviews
Something has been bothering Merlin, and Arthur wants to know what it is. On a trip meant to discover what is ailing Merlin, Arthur learns more than he bargained for. Note that all of my stories are Friendship only - NO SLASH!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,814 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Of Walls and Scars by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to On Shaky Ground! As an army of sorcerers marches on Camelot, Merlin scrambles to come up with a defense strategy. In the meantime: Arthur, newly enlightened about the identity of the mysterious "Emrys," finds hiding his knowledge a little more difficult than he originally anticipated. No slash, as always
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,000 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
System Restart by Radon65 reviews
"Sally had always said that someday, they'd be standing around a body and Sherlock Holmes would be the one who put it there. But now they were standing around his body and what it was doing to John Watson was more than she could bear." Unrelated to Reichenbach. No character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
Intension by Ryne42 reviews
"Sometimes I feel the weight of my destiny crushing me." And never more so than after talking to the druids, who may understand about his magic, but still do not understand Merlin any more than the rest of the world.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Disillusionment by sfsf reviews
This is what happens when Merlin is lost. This is why destinies are never simple. - Reveal fic. Set after Series 4.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,205 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Homecoming by RocknVaughn reviews
Sometimes temptation gets the better of even Emrys. Spoilers for 5X03.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Merlin, Balinor - Complete
I get knocked down by Ryne42 reviews
Merlin and Gwen get extremely, inadvisably drunk. Set post-series 4.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
They Say It's Your Birthday by 96 Hubbles reviews
Stuff happens. Some funny and some terrible. I cordially invite you to read and find out. Warnings: some language and a spoiler for episode 4x03 in the first chapter.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,832 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ya'aburnee by Ryne42 reviews
"Ya'aburnee" Arabic - literal translation: 'you bury me'; figurative translation: 'the hope that a person or loved one will outlive you as to spare yourself the pain of living life beyond him/her.' A missing scene from 4x02.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Gaius, Merlin - Complete
Spare me your dreams by Ryne42 reviews
A short scene that takes place immediately before the opening of The Last Dragonlord. "I dream about it sometimes," he said quietly. "Burning. I've dreamt of burning... many times. For a long time."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fury of a warlock by BriefShiningMoment reviews
"Morgana raised her hand above her head and swept it down in an action that made no one doubt who her father was. As one the line of black knights turned and faced the crowd. Merlin's eyes darkened in anger." S3E13. The Coming of Emrys. Continue?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
Beyond the Vale by BeyondTheStorm reviews
Post S3. When a patrol goes missing under strange circumstances, Arthur is determined to find out what happened, and no one can persuade him otherwise. With nothing to go on but a foreboding story, Merlin fears that their luck might finally run out.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,198 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Until You Love Me by Vortex82 reviews
He's Natsu's biggest fan. He knows everything about her. He knows her birthday and her favourite food. He knows where she lives.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,711 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Heartbroken by Loopstagirl reviews
Merlin is used to saving Arthur. What he isn't used to is saving him from himself. Spoilers for 4x09.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Gwaine and the Red Cloak of Peril by EffervescentAardvark reviews
Gwaine's new shiny cloak is plotting against him. Mostly starring Gwaine and his cloak with some brief guest appearances from Merlin, Leon, Lancelot, Elyan and Percival.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gwaine - Complete
Cripple by Elfpen reviews
The story of how Merlin got his sorcerer's staff, and the reason why Arthur regretted having ever suggested it. Set sometime in the future. Oneshot. Non-slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Domestic by betawho reviews
Sometimes having a roommate can be a real pain.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Moonlighting by Wannabe Darklord reviews
Let's go for a nice stroll, Donna. The moonflowers here only bloom once every century, Donna. Oh, and did I forget to mention that this place is infested with werewolves, Donna? No, of course it'll be fine if I get myself infected, Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Fear of the Dark by llLethell reviews
Morgana plans to enact complete revenge against Merlin, unknowingly setting off paths of destiny. Emrys will be the one needed to vanquish the evil she unleashes. Old enemies resurface and new ones emerge. And allies will be needed in Emrys' dark hour. Sequel to The King's Legacy.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,531 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Rumors by kohitsujichan reviews
A somewhat compromising photo of Ren and Kyouko is leaked to the press. Rumors and drama ensue.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 112,366 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
To Tell a Tale by LeggyLulu reviews
"Arthur started it, he had practically dared him. Fine then. He would show them, he would show them all. They were about to get their socks blow off." In which Merlin tells a tale, and Arthur pays attention. Story time has never been this complicated..
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Powerfully Modest, Modestly Powerful by CaptainOzone reviews
Bk2 of Prophesized. Arthur has embraced Merlin's magic with open arms, but when the time is right, how will he be able to open the eyes of others? A sequel to SMN. The after-effects of my Reveal. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,309 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Soul, A Mentality, A Name by CaptainOzone reviews
Bk1 of Prophesized. Merlin and Arthur are faced by a new, powerful threat: the Gvarath. Merlin once again dons the guise of Dragoon the Great to save Arthur. But the question is: will he be able to convince Arthur to fight alongside him? No slash. Cover by ErinNovelist.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,959 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Question of Motives by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
As he lay there bearing witness to the battle before him, he could scarce believe what he saw. What was he to believe? What to do? How are you supposed to react when the man you saw as your closest friend turns out to be a sorcerer? *Spoilers for SE-3*
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 303,673 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
He Walked by Cynical and Sarcastic reviews
In the tiny village Merlin had hidden himself in, he heard the news. The King was dead. So he walked, walked all the way back to his old home, to give the only give he ever gave: his magic.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Merlin - Complete
What a dog by Loopstagirl reviews
Set directly after episode 2, Valiant. How Merlin turned the dog back to stone considering he left the book in the room with it! Now with a chapter 2!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Gaius, Merlin - Complete
The King's Legacy by llLethell reviews
"I hope you are rolling in your grave brother, I will find your son, and I hope he is like you. I will ruin him and gain a lovely weapon in the process." Cenred spat on the grave, "I win Balinor." .Sequel posted.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,665 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
How to Restore the Balance of Nature by Bundibird reviews
Inspired by Colin and Bradley's Video Diaries. There's a spider in Arthur's bath, and it's up to the Prince to deal with it and restore the balance of nature. Borderline crackfic. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Knight in Charred Armor by Kitty O reviews
Love doesn't always bring out the best in you, Leon discovers. Alternate character interpretation of season 3. Morgause/Leon. No slash. Sequel posted: "Polishing Armor".
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Leon, Morgause - Complete
How to Accidentally Kill a Warlock by Kitty O reviews
One second Merlin is shaking Arthur awake. The next he's on the floor with a improvised dagger in his back. And Arthur's feeling terrible. What did he do this time? No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,357 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hexing can be Vexing by WitchyWeasel reviews
An arrest goes less than well, leaving Arthur the victim of a sorcerer's spell. His tongue-twisted fate has him feeling irate. Can he find help before it's too late? - An ageing trickster forces Arthur to speak in rhyme to his great displeasure.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,612 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
To Serve and Protect by Ultra-Geek reviews
After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,099 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Eyes Of Fire by MyPartnerInCrime reviews
Merlin tries to save Arthur from a burning building with disasterous consequences. Merlin is left blinded by the flames as Gaius searches desperately for a cure. Arthur/Merlin Friendship.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
To Share a Secret by llLethell reviews
Weighed down by his secrets, Merlin allows himself to tell Arthur that the dragonlord they are seeking is his father. How does this affect what's going to happen? Set during The Last Dragonlord and is going to be a prequel to a story I'm writing. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Nothing's Lost or Forgotten by Cassy27 reviews
When Arthur gets taken and loses his memory, Merlin must see to it that the young Prince gets it back. But why was his memory erased? Who took Arthur in the first place? Will Arthur remember who he is? And how does Merlin get involved suddenly? Not Slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,419 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Birthday Suprises by fortheloveofcamelot reviews
It's Merlin's birthday! Not that he would remember... And there are some suprises in store that no one would expect.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Bleeding by Lynse reviews
Another family murdered, and another case for the CBI that Jane's determined to close. But this one isn't quite what it seems—-something apparently confirmed by the presence of one Doctor John Smith who insists that he's the only one who can sort things.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,819 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Revelations and Resolutions by Loopstagirl reviews
Knowing that he had taken his servant for granted too often, Arthur decides to surprise Merlin. Christmas fic, non-slash!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One of those Days, The Light by Cassy27 reviews
When a mysterious Light appears in Camelot, it seems to be living by taking people's energy. As it grows more powerful, extreme measures must be made to destroy it. Will Merlin be strong enough? Can Prince Arthur keep his people safe?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,297 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Battle Wounds by Incoming Grapefruit reviews
Merlin hadn't fully recovered from the side-effects of the Serket's poisonous sting when the battle for Camelot began. Now, bone-weary and bitterly disappointed, the last thing he needs is a certain clot-pole ordering him about. Set after 3.02. Non-slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,713 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Coping by jactehsniper reviews
Set immediately after 3x12. Arthur and Merlin, and how they try to deal with what they've just witnessed. SPOILERS!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Shoes On Other Feet by coffee dazed reviews
Merlin and Arthur find their roles reversed.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,837 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Horse of a Different Colour by Archaeologist reviews
Why does Arthur's horse keep changing colour and why is Merlin the only one who notices?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
An Interesting Conversation by Kiva Taliana reviews
Arthur and Merlin go looking for something in the castle vaults, they talk and Arthur reveals his mischievous side.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
This Is The Hunting Ground by AmiNoo reviews
In the depths of the forest, a hunt is underway for a dangerous fugitive - one who had dared to call himself a 'friend of Camelot': "Until then, chase me."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ashes Of The Wake by AmiNoo reviews
Set after S2. The magic is no longer kept secret. With the pyre about to be lit, Merlin is resigned to his fate. He knows that, after everything, this is his destiny. If only he could make him understand that...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Breathe Deep by WldCatSprStr-14 reviews
"It had been almost a year since Arthur had taken his place on Camelot's throne..."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Truths by believeinthegods reviews
There's an unspoken rule that they're not going to look at each other. His secret is out. M/A-Friendship
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Pursuit of Sappyness by The Noble Platypus reviews
The Doctor and his companion have a late-night discussion after a nightmare. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Slipping and Sliding by Loopstagirl reviews
A one shot of Merlin and Arthur in the snow. What more needs to be said?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Concussed Merlin by TheRandomOneStaringAtYou reviews
a concussed merlin is never good.. but really quite funny. In the Gates of Avalon where Merlin gets magically thrown against the wall and Gaius finds him. my first ever fanfic and please review! it makes me happy.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Merlin, Gaius - Complete
Even if by Writing2Death reviews
Merlin doesn't like secrets. Drabble.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Merlin - Complete
Miles To Go Before I Sleep by Iantalia reviews
Reveal fic. When Arthur finds trouble, Merlin has to make a choice.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Scarf Attack by MagicByMerlin reviews
A fic in which Merlin’s scarf becomes possessed and goes on a rampage throughout Camelot. 'Nuff said.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Of Manservants and Their Scarfs by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Arthur wonders exactly how attached Merlin is to his neckerchief, and decides to try a little experiment to find out. Brief oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Defenceless by LNicol1990 reviews
After eating a poisoned pear, Arthur begins to behave strangely. Can Merlin save him before it's too late?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
The Grave by Cody Nelson reviews
Buffy and Spike have an encounter after "I Was Made to Love You."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/26/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
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Despair reviews
The trial is on, and the magic-users of Camelot are half way through their chance to prove themselves to the Kingdom. With the entire future of their kind on the line, along with Merlin's own life, the effort to help things go smoothly has been tremendous. But not everyone cares about the future of magic-kind, and things are about to turn for the worse. Fourth in Redemption.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,153 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Uther
Born again identities reviews
"Before the hunter had even had time to register the multitude of possible meanings behind the declaration, Cas had winked out of existence, only to appear moments later with a long gleaming dagger gripped tightly in his fist." With Lucifer driving Sam to a slow death, and no other option available, Castiel decides to take drastic measures in an attempt to atone for his mistakes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The End of The Beginning reviews
As Merlin stood there, mere feet from the waters of Avalon, with his best friend's life hanging on by a measly little thread, and with Kilgarrah's words one by one picking away at the foundations of everything he had spent so many years of his life believing in, he was surprised to find that there was only one thing he could bring himself to say. "No."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Illusions reviews
Six months have passed, and there have been many changes within Camelot's borders. Will Arthur be able to identify the latest threat within good time? Or will Camelot fall to Morgana and Morgause? Sequel to 'Nightmares' and 'Reality.'
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 85,476 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Homeward Bound reviews
An AU to s3. ep1. An alternative way of Merlin returning to Camelot- this time, still in chains... NOW OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Merlin
Plugging up the Plotholes reviews
A collection of one-shots in which the various plotholes of Merlin are explained. From magic poultices to strawberries, and from moving corridors to linked forests, this is my endeavour to plug up the plotholes. NOW OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012
The creatures inside us all reviews
Arthur was not expecting an old sorcerer to appear in the middle of an extremely boring council meeting and turn all of Camelot into a bunch of talking animals etc... But just because he wasn't expecting it, it didn't mean it wasn't going to happen. NOW OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
A forced choice reviews
Arthur, in an attempt to protect Merlin, banishes him before anyone else finds out amount his magic. But Merlin is having none of it, and now Arthur is forced to make the one choice which will shape the rest of his- and Camlot's- life. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
See no evil, hear no evil reviews
Roderick is just staring out on the long journey of being a guard in Camelot. But he is soon to discover that there is more to the job than it first seems. Is it actually possible that the guards are so ineffective... through choice? NOW OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/16/2012
How to spot reviews
Have you ever wondered how to spot a sorcerer in Camelot? How about a traitor? Well Arthur thinks he's worked it out. And he's holding a series of seminars to prove it. NOW OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Módléas ealddayas MC version reviews
When Camelot comes under attack in a manner none could have predicted, Merlin and Arthur are forced to form unexpected alliances. With time itself against them, will they be able to solve the riddle which led to such senseless times? NOW OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
It's time
The first minute of 'The Quiz Show' S2 in story form. Sort of like a teaser for all the amazingness which follows after. No spoilers, so anyone can read it.
Quiz Show/ザ・クイズショウ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Kamiyama S., Honma T. - Complete
Anniversary Chaos reviews
My own celebration of my one-year anniversary of holding a fanfiction account. Multiple Merlins, Arthurs, and many more find themselves rather confused... As do I...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
A single moment reviews
A single moment can make all the difference. Arthur thought he had known that. How wrong he had been. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Arthur - Complete
A King's fatal flaw reviews
A brief look at Uther's character towards the end of season two, and the reason he became the man he is. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Uther - Complete
The worst thing reviews
A brief look at Uther's thoughts a few weeks after the end of season three. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Uther - Complete
The oblivious prat reviews
No matter how often Merlin tells Arthur, it just never gets through.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
An inevitable destiny reviews
'A great destiny can be the heaviest of burdens'
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
A surprising discovery reviews
Arthur decides on a whim to follow Merlin... and discovers something he never expected. Not set at any specific point in time. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Seen reviews
Arthur saw it all. At least, he thought he did. ONESHOT- takes place during s.2 ep.9
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Left for dead reviews
When you're constantly the only one left on the battlefield, it can be somewhat frustrating. But it does lead to some interesting revelations... ONESHOT. LEON.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Leon - Complete
Reality reviews
Morgause's plan failed- Merlin has broken out of her enchantment. But she won't give up so easily, and now the whole of Camelot is going to suffer. The situation grows desperate- can Merlin find a way to stop an army of sorcerers? Sequel to 'Nightmares'
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,451 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Recollections reviews
Why doesn't Merlin tell Arthur the truth? His thoughts on the question. Set after s3.ep13.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Merlin - Complete
Two sides of the same War reviews
With Arthur now under threat from within the Knights of Camelot themselves, and Merlin getting so distracted by a new servant-girl in town, will he be able to balance love and destiny? Or will it all fall apart? Set after s.3 ep.4. Merlin/OC
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sword Switch reviews
One-shot. A brief play of how we imagine the scene of Merlin handing over Excalibur. Fun and quirky. No seriousness. Involves Arthur, Merlin, Gwaine, Elyan and Gaius. Enjoy.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Nightmares reviews
When Merlin starts to suffer from nightmares due to Morgause's spell, he finds himself slipping further and further towards the edge. In his current state, how long will he be able to continue hiding his magic? Set after series 2. Complete.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete