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Joined 11-18-10, id: 2620810, Profile Updated: 03-14-13
Author has written 4 stories for Friends, Scream, and Desperate Housewives.

Wrestling. TV. Movies. Music. Books. My world is in a realm beyond reality.

"People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated with human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people." -Johnny Depp

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So Much To Learn by AdhesivePrincess reviews
Elizabeth experiences how difficult being a pirate really is. Harsh reality, incredible adventures and subtle magic combine to give her quite an education. And Elizabeth is not the only one with much to learn. AU, whelp-free, J/E.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 114 - Words: 266,745 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Slip of the Tongue by Mag68 reviews
A series of one shots in which I blatantly and unapologetically disregard realism and go straight to the smut. Some special moments that Lorelai and Luke shared over the years, that I felt could use a little something dirty, just for kicks.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 430,112 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
What Lies Beneath by xLifeFullOfLaughterx reviews
Abbie Rose. Her name was apt. She was like a rose. Sure, she had all these prickly thorns to ward people away but they were harmless. In reality, she was made up of delicate little petals and no matter how many times life pulled those petals out, she stayed strong. Romance, friendship and insights into life on tour with WWE. Punk/OC story with brief Cody/OC and Ambrose/OC later on.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 151 - Words: 717,732 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 9/21/2011 - CM Punk, Dean Ambrose
Hard to Handle by Jean-theGuardian reviews
My take on what happened afterwards between AJ and CM Punk on Raw 5-21-2012. What happens when a wounded heart meets a pipebomb-wielding Punk? Read and find out! AJ/Punk...or Punklee! Kaitlyn/Sheamus...or Kaitmus! NEW CHAPTER!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,801 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - CM Punk, AJ Lee
Of Life and Love by Cynthia Salander reviews
Love cannot be contained within 26 letters. But how about a try? Mondler.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Monica G., Chandler B.
If it's Love by Cynthia Salander reviews
No strings attached. That was the deal. But what would you do if it turns into something more? Or worse, what if it's Love? Things are never as simple as they appear. Mondler.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,363 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Chandler B., Monica G.
Night Moves by BluEyes reviews
Starts Thanksgiving of Season 3. When Chandler's dad dies, the gang goes to Vegas for the funeral. Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas? Mondler
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Chandler B., Monica G. - Complete
That Thing Called Love by Cynthia Salander reviews
It was supposed to be a one-time London thing, something that shouldn't have lasted for more than a night. But what made them seek each other out, even when they knew they had everything to lose? Season 5 - Mondler, all the way!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,987 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Chandler B., Monica G.
Forever and a Day by Cynthia Salander reviews
They thought it would never happen to them, but then, it did. They thought it was a mistake and brushed it aside as one, not knowing it had the potential to change their lives forever. Mondler.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,123 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chandler B., Monica G.
At the end of the world by bassgoddess reviews
Set at end of AWE. What if Will had died, and when Jack and Elizabeth had parachuted off the Dutchman, there had been no ship to save them? Tender, but rated for later chapters. A lot of "what ifs" I know, but please try to enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,520 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Gravity by Ryeloza reviews
"But the world was gone, and for days and days and days, he did not exist, he did not know. Because of this, he had no idea just how much that first moment meant." Tom and Lynette. Some spoilers for season eight. Mostly AU now.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,866 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Tom S., Lynette S.
Someone Like You by BluEyes reviews
Timing, it seems, is everything. Mondler college fic.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chandler B., Monica G. - Complete
Ouroboros by Lucy Maria Elmer reviews
Set after Jurassic Park 3 and with reference to Jurassic Park 1, Ellie reflects on the breakdown of her relationship with Alan Grant. Warning, story involves miscarriage. Not for sensitive readers .
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete
Hook Up by Ryeloza reviews
Five first times that didn't happen, and one that did. Tom/Lynette. Pre-series.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,874 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Tom S., Lynette S. - Complete
Coda: Season Seven by Ryeloza reviews
A series of post-episode vignettes for season seven. Chapter Nineteen: Tom, Carlos and Mike drink their sorrows away. Post-ep for "The Lies Ill-Concealed."
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,089 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010
The Hour Shadows Disappear by Ryeloza reviews
Now engaged, Tom and Lynette try to start planning their wedding while dealing with work, their crazy families and moving in together. A sequel to "The Glow of the Moon on a Starless Night."
Desperate Housewives - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,422 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Tom S., Lynette S. - Complete
Without You by Breesecretdaughter reviews
Tom and Lynette s3 @ the restaurant. one shot.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Lynette S., Tom S.
Never Have I Ever by Ryeloza reviews
On a girls’ night in, the women decide to play a little drinking game.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
The Glow of the Moon on a Starless Night by Ryeloza reviews
It’s the classic story of boy meets girl; boy has sex with girl in his office; boy goes off with girl to live in marital bliss. Or something close to that. A Tom and Lynette pre-series story.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Lynette S., Tom S. - Complete
I Wish I Could Say The Same For My Uterus by lizteroid reviews
Tynnie. Happy/funny.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Lynette S., Tom S. - Complete
Fairytale Gone Bad by madame.alexandra reviews
Sparrabeth/AU; COMPLETE. Five years after CotBP, Jack stumbles across Elizabeth in the worst of places. So, naturally, he rescues her...only to find there's more under the surface than he could have possibly guessed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,353 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Two Days by DesiringPirates reviews
Elizabeth helps out a witch and is granted a wish - anything that she wants, for two whole days. But if you get what you really want, in the end, it'll only hurt more.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Rowing to Eden by Vesper Gray reviews
One night between Jack and Elizabeth continues to haunt them and brings more than it seems. Even vows of marriage can be sacrificed for love, lust and all that lies between.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,979 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
An Unexpected Delivery by Marbear 66 reviews
Based on spoilers that one of the housewives is pregnant. What if Susan was pregnant? Would she tell Mike? And could they become a "happy little family"
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,253 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005
What Really Matters by Marbear 66 reviews
What if Susan's accident with Bill in "There Won't Be Trumpets" involved another car? Mike's car. Would Susan finally realize that nothing matters more than being with the man she loves?
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2005
Jesus in a Camper Van by Oro
"I suppose even the son of God gets it hard sometimes..." Sequel to Chad.
Sports Night - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002
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Slave To Our Emotions reviews
"Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts, and you are the slave to your emotions." A set of one-shots based on different emotions. Lynette/Tom.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Lynette S., Tom S.
Beside You reviews
"When your heart wears thin, I will hold you up. And, I will hide you when it gets too much. I'll be right beside you."
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Lynette S., Tom S.
Set The World On Fire reviews
She was always so strong. What happens when she finally starts to fall apart? Galewey!
Scream - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Gale W. -Riley, Dewey R.
It Won't Be Like This For Long reviews
A songfic for Chandler and Erica the little girl, not the pregnant lady . :
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Chandler B., Erica B.