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Joined 11-18-10, id: 2620933, Profile Updated: 02-16-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and David Eddings.

Salve Omnes! I am a scribe and bard here to sing the histories untold by the authors of these stories. I love many series and will hopefully make my own mark upon all of them eventually but for now I am limiting myself to one muse at a time. If you want to ask questions or request events to happen or for me to write a story a certain way feel free to ask and I will try to respond in the best way I can (which is hopefully by fulfilling your wishes). I am trying to also make stories that can be enjoyed by all fans of the series that I write so I will keep them as clean as I can and if you want to complain about any language or content (non-grammatical of course) the feel free to do so and I will make a re-write just to clean it up. I will do my best not to abandon a story but you know what they say :Inspiration fluxa.

Signed, beedle13

P.S. All of my Latin is made by using Google Translate so if you can't find a good translation I am sorry.


Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis' became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.

If you even know what an original Walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . 'nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When Gameboy was a brick.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


Thanks to all who reviewed:

A Silver Mark – DragonGolem, loretta537, Natalucien, musme, Albino87, krynny, soulknight121, Carebear114, Cassandra30, James018, LWJ2

Ancestral Descendants – Amy (), HarryHermioneBellaSwan, TechPrincess4eva, lolletje, arturus, Patrick S, B. Oots, Bell, Dark Yellow Dino, Crooks 148

Dark Waltz – Sara132, Purple ‘N’ Blue Wings, loonchefsa, StillLearningHowToFly, Jd Midnight, Potter-Charmed Child, elle baybee, Isabelledward, flashidiot59, and I give a magical space warping cookie to CharmedNightSkye for recognizing the Eddings reference!

Veritatem Per Musica – Sadly I only have one review Lalana-chan. So they get a magical singing cookie.

Everyone who reviewed also got a regular cookie (imagine this was Oprah: You get a cookie and you get a cookie, you ALL get cookies!) Note to all who read but don’t review if you want an imaginary cookie then please follow these wonderful peoples’ (and maybe animals’ *wink*) lead and review.


Listening to: The Call by Regina Spektor - the ultimate growing up/nostalgia song
Reading: C.S. Lewis' The Chronicles of Narnia
Wishing for: time to slow down and just wait here


"Goodbye May Seem Forever"
form Disney's The Fox and the Hound

We met it seems, such a short time ago.
You looked at me, needing me so.
Yet from your sadness, our happiness grew.
Then I found out, I needed you, too.
I remember how we used to play.
I recall those rainy days, the fires glowed, that kept us warm.
And now I find, we're both alone.
Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end.
But in my heart's a memory, and there you'll always be.

This is a very sad poem and the scene it which it appears is heart-wrenching. I suggest you pick up this movie if you want an excuse to cuddle with a date, a spouse, or a child. It may be old and a little under-rated but it still has important meaning especially today when friendship can be superficial and empty.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 3,881 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Bound by Blood: The Accursed Heirs by TheNefariousMe reviews
Sequel to Bound by Blood. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Wizard in the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,896 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Magic of New by Eric J. Dantes reviews
Wizards use magic from their cores, magic that has bee filtered and altered. Harry and Hermione however use a different type of magic and that makes all the difference. Read the first chapter lol... HP/HG/DG/LL. Rating will go up at 3rd or 4th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,123 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs by Phoenix Burst reviews
Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,886 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 4,866 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Walking the Path by arturus reviews
Part 1 of AU X-over DH/LOTR. A haunted & disturbed Harry Potter is thrust through the veil to 'save' the fearful wizarding world from a potential Dark Lord. Followed by a faithful friend they begin a journey that will change Middle Earth forever. HP/LL Re-edited 14/12/2012
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,140 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 15,349 - Follows: 6,509 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Long Live the King by freddimac87 reviews
After years of war and toil, Harry and his band of Rebels have finally seen the death of Lord Voldemort.But their relationship with an ancient alliance and rite, they must enter battle one final time. Killing is second nature now, but peace is suffocating
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lost Heirs of Godric Gryffindor by believer76 reviews
The Weasleys adopt Harry when they discover they are both related to Godric Gryffindor and after Dumbledore discovers that the Dursleys have been physically and mentally abusing him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Heir of Elessar by E. C. R. Potter reviews
HPLOTR crossover. 2 years into the Second Magical War, Voldemort leads his followers to a long lost volcano. There, he makes a final pact with an ancient evil, granting him more powers than anyone could’ve ever imagined. FULL summary inside. HH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 566 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
The Howl of the Wolf by Ireth-Tasartir reviews
Harry, a nobleman to a small kingdom, encounters one night a young lady and love blooms, however her relation with one fantastic wolf and the very jealows moon will put their love at risk. Can love defeat the power of a goddess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Retribution by D.Torres reviews
[AU Story] Harry is sent to Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit. When he escapes a massive manhunt begins. How will Harry surive? [Please Review]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,137 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Veritatem per Musica reviews
In the words of Albus Dumbledore, "Ahh, music a magic beyond all we do here." Asks the question what if the Potterverse characters sang out their emotions to admit the truth in their world. AU HP/HG GW/DM NL/LL evil Dumbledore. T for minor swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Silver Mark reviews
Harry's life is thrown upside down when he learns that he may not be who he thought he was. What does this have to do with Hermione's parents, Luna Lovegood, and a silver birth mark on Harry's hand. AU OOC HP/OC JP G /LE C HG/OC
Crossover - Harry Potter & David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P.
Dark Waltz reviews
This has evolved beyond my original plan.Harry learns of his secret heritage and is thrust into the dark and twisting world of an ancient war. Will he survive? Read and Find out! Creature!Harry/Hermione;HP/HG LL/NL;Ron and Albus bashing ;AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ancestral Descendants reviews
A new prophecy has been fore told. Harry and friends will leave behind the relative safety of Hogwarts to travel the world in an effort to train the Four so they may save the world. My second fanfic so please be nice. Parings include HP/HG & DM/LL.Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Fourth Hallow reviews
Selena Peverell, youngest of four, sister to Antioch, Cadmus, and Ignotus Peverell: the famous Three Brothers. On the night of their run-in with death she secretly followed them, this is her story and what comes of it will change history forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - OC - Complete