Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and David Eddings.
Salve Omnes! I am a scribe and bard here to sing the histories untold by the authors of these stories. I love many series and will hopefully make my own mark upon all of them eventually but for now I am limiting myself to one muse at a time. If you want to ask questions or request events to happen or for me to write a story a certain way feel free to ask and I will try to respond in the best way I can (which is hopefully by fulfilling your wishes). I am trying to also make stories that can be enjoyed by all fans of the series that I write so I will keep them as clean as I can and if you want to complain about any language or content (non-grammatical of course) the feel free to do so and I will make a re-write just to clean it up. I will do my best not to abandon a story but you know what they say :Inspiration fluxa.
P.S. All of my Latin is made by using Google Translate so if you can't find a good translation I am sorry.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
Thanks to all who reviewed:
A Silver Mark – DragonGolem, loretta537, Natalucien, musme, Albino87, krynny, soulknight121, Carebear114, Cassandra30, James018, LWJ2
Ancestral Descendants – Amy (), HarryHermioneBellaSwan, TechPrincess4eva, lolletje, arturus, Patrick S, B. Oots, Bell, Dark Yellow Dino, Crooks 148
Dark Waltz – Sara132, Purple ‘N’ Blue Wings, loonchefsa, StillLearningHowToFly, Jd Midnight, Potter-Charmed Child, elle baybee, Isabelledward, flashidiot59, and I give a magical space warping cookie to CharmedNightSkye for recognizing the Eddings reference!
Veritatem Per Musica – Sadly I only have one review Lalana-chan. So they get a magical singing cookie.
Everyone who reviewed also got a regular cookie (imagine this was Oprah: You get a cookie and you get a cookie, you ALL get cookies!) Note to all who read but don’t review if you want an imaginary cookie then please follow these wonderful peoples’ (and maybe animals’ *wink*) lead and review.
Listening to: The Call by Regina Spektor - the ultimate growing up/nostalgia song
"Goodbye May Seem Forever"
We met it seems, such a short time ago.
This is a very sad poem and the scene it which it appears is heart-wrenching. I suggest you pick up this movie if you want an excuse to cuddle with a date, a spouse, or a child. It may be old and a little under-rated but it still has important meaning especially today when friendship can be superficial and empty.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.