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Joined 11-18-10, id: 2621028, Profile Updated: 06-29-14
Author has written 3 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

I have loved the stars to deeply to be fearful of the night Galileo Galiliei



A bit about me. . .

Name: Classified, if-I-tell-you-I'd-have-to-kill-you sort of thingy. You can call me Twain though

Age: Also Classified but I'll give you a hint: I'm over thirteen and "not yet one and twenty"...

Race: Despite the number of Jedi, elves and what-not on this site, I am proud to be a human. Slightly psycho, emotional and prone to fits of extreme craziness but human nonetheless. Hey, I haven't been confined to a rubber room yet!

Hobbies/Addictions: Writing (duh), reading, sewing, horseback riding, reenacting, music, photography, photo-manipulation

Random things that I love: English tea, my camera, my serger (that's a high-end sewing machine for those of you who don't sew), pretzels, dark chocolate, Baby-Bell cheese, my stress reliever rubber chicken

Favorite books: Lord of the Rings, Supernatural, Chronicles of Narnia, the 100 Cupboards trilogy (if ANYONE has found fanfiction for this, PM me!), Ranger's Apprentice, Castaways of the Flying Dutchman, Redwall series, Inkheart Trilogy, Reckless

Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings, Master and Commander, August Rush, The Jason Bourne Movies, Hunt for Red October, Gladiator, The Patriot, Band of Brothers

Things that I do not like: Coffee (seriously, I can't stand it), Twilight, Susan/Caspian pairings, Mary-Sues (Canonical or otherwise), Slash (I will never read and/or write this; I read one and I needed therapy!!).

Other very random facts:

- I was homeschooled

- I am a colonial reenactor

- I am the proud owner of the two cutest (and most annoying) dogs in the entire universe

- I am a Creationist and a Christian

- I am the queen of procrastination (hence the speed at which I write)


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Dilemma of the Prince by WhiteGloves reviews
Legolas witnessed a murder and his distrust for men increased. He vowed never to trust anyone, especially not the hands of the murderer called 'Strider'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,073 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
No Better Name by cairistiona7 reviews
The second in the Rushlight Trilogy, which began with the Teitho story, "By Such a Foolish Name". Bowen Rushlight brings home a Ranger in need and finds his ideas about Rangers tossed to the winds. Rated for mention of childhood trauma.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,039 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete
By Such A Foolish Name by cairistiona7 reviews
A farmer meets a stranger with an even stranger name on a rainy afternoon in Bree. Written for the Teitho "Names" challenge, 1st place winner. 1st story of the Rushlight Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Aragorn - Complete
Broken Vessel by Caleigho Meer reviews
Balthazar's most harrowing moments.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Balthazar B.
Canon Keepers IX: Canons Confounded by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
Code Platinum, Pete. Code Platinum.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,279 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Embers by Evergreene reviews
Legolas is of the opinion that a certain ranger is taking far too long to start a simple campfire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
My First Word by StarLight9 reviews
Baby Eldarion, who cannot yet talk, silently observes the world around him. Written for Teitho Challenge: Me, Myself, and I.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Eldarion - Complete
Agarwaen by Marchwriter reviews
When an old friend and a new enemy resurfaces, Aragorn uncovers more of the marchwarden's evasive past than is wise. Trying to protect him and his own secrets at all costs, Haldir will end up risking more than his safety for the young ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,232 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Haldir, Aragorn - Complete
I Am Hunter by The Yuggster reviews
I am Draug. I am Hunter. And tonight I repay my debt. First place winner of October '06 Teitho challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
In the Hands of the Enemy by meckinock reviews
When the Enemy sets a trap for Aragorn, Halbarad and Gandalf join forces to rescue him from a mysterious foe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,826 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete
The Hooded Man by Liek reviews
COMPLETE. Robin Hood, middle earth style.. (but WITHOUT transportations into Middel earth)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
To Measure Worth by Nettie84047 reviews
Legolas finds himself the target of slave runners and a bounty hunter
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,577 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Wrong One by Nefhiriel reviews
When murder is unknowingly hindered by Estel, there are harsh consequences. Legolas & the twins rush to help, but this time are they in over their heads? I have worked hard on this for months please give it a chance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,159 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Snow and the Seven Environmentalists by Erestor reviews
Erestor proudly presents the most beloved children’s classic of all time: Snow and the Seven Environmentalists! PLEASE NOTE: This is a parody of all things Disney.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
The Captain and the King by plasticChevy reviews
Rated R for violence. AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen. (Chapters 17, 18 and 19 are up! The story is DONE!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,143 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
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Compass reviews
Life isn't something you can point to. Nor freedom. 500 word drabble. Mild Spoilers for DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Luminaria reviews
Before the Fellowship departs from Rivendell, the hobbits remember an old tradition that brings light in the darkness. A Christmas Story. No slash. CC appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Sound the Bugle reviews
SONGFIC While in trapped in Skandia, Evanlyn reflects how her friend has changed and wonders if he will ever be the same. Not a romance
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Cassandra/Evanlyn, Will - Complete