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Author has written 1 story for Fallout, and Touhou Project.

In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in his cosmic loneliness.

And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close to mud as man sat, looked around, and spoke. "What is the purpose of all this?" he asked politely.

"Everything must have a purpose?" asked God.

"Certainly," said man.

"Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this," said God.

And He went away.


I make it my business to know. I might not know anything, and I might not know much, but I make it my business to know.- Xy-Trig

"It's a point of personal pride. I want to be a good person. A better person than who I am today, at least." - Xy-Trig

There is nothing that war has ever achieved we could not better achieve without it. – Havelock Ellis

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them. – Benjamin Jowett

"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can" - Cary Grant

All of Teddy Roosevelt's quotes http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/t/theodore_roosevelt.html

I hope that my achievements in life shall be these — that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need that I will have left the earth a better place for what I’ve done and who I’ve been. – C. Hoppe


We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good tidings we bring to you and your fans; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Oh, bring us fan fiction ; Oh, bring us fan fiction; Oh, bring us fan fiction and an update or two

We won't go until we get some; We won't go until we get some; We won't go until we get some, so post some up now

We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. [by Me (shocking right)]


some quotes and misc items that I like (in order of Halo, Half-life, Misc)


"The message just repeats. Regret, regret, regret."

"Charming. Any idea what it means?"

"Dear humanity...we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

(Cortana, Commander Miranda Keyes, and Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2)

"For a brick, he flew pretty good." (Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2)

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -(Legendary)

"Men, here is where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?" -(Heroic)

(Sgt Johnson & Fire Team Charlie, Halo 1, half of the speeches)

"Hmm. Your architecture is a quite similar the Autumn's."

"Don't get any funny ideas."

(John-117 & Cortana ,Halo 1)

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon-and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!"

(Sgt Johnson, Heroic speech)


"So Corporal Shephard, we meet at last. Please, don't think that I've been avoiding you, a great many matters require my attention in these... troubled times. I do hope you understand, and now I require a further indulgence on your part: I cannot close my report until every loose end has been tied up. The biggest embarrassment has been the Black Mesa facility, but I think that's finally taken care of itself."

[a nuclear weapon detonates in the background]

G-Man: Quite so. But there is still the lingering matter of witnesses. I admit I have a fascination with those who adapt and survive against all odds—they rather remind me of myself. If for no other reason, I have argued to preserve you for a time. While I believe a civil servant like yourself understands the importance of... discretion, my employers are not quite so trusting and rather than continually subject you to the irresistible human temptation of telling all, we have decided to... convey you somewhere where you can do no possible harm, and where no harm can come to you. I'm sure you can imagine that there are worse alternatives..."

(G-man, end of Half-Life:OF)

"Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman...wake up and...smell the ashes..."

(G-man, beginning of HL2)

"This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from our Benefactors. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the Overwatch, but this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on their part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Gordon Freeman is a theoretical physicist who had hardly earned the distinction of his Ph.D. at the time of the Black Mesa Incident. I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that—an ordinary man."

(Wallace Breen & combine overwatch, HL2)

On a lighter note, if you are already in one of our designated safe zones, I feel obliged to point out that a more fortunate side-effect of the reactor's destruction is the complete removal of the Combine's reproductive suppression field. Previously, certain protein chains important to the process of embryonic development were selectively prevented from forming. This is no longer the case. For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation. Which is to say, in layman's terms, you should give serious consideration to doing your part for the revival of the species. We must make the most of the time we have, as it is by no means certain how much time we have secured ourselves before the Combine attempt to restore their dominion, as they certainly shall.

Uh, is Dr. Kleiner really telling everyone to... 'get busy'?

(Dr. Kleiner & Alyx Vance, HL2)

I've heard stories about you and airducts. Doctor Kleiner says whenever he locked himself out of his office you and Barney used to compete to see who could get in fastest without using a key.

(Alyx Vance , HL2)

I knew that if you two stayed together you could get through anything.

Yeah, we make a pretty good team.

Yeah, well, that's good, now that the suppression field is down... we all have to do our part.

Dad!

Can you blame an old man for wanting grand kids?

(Alyx Vance & her father Eli Vance, HL2)

Let me read a letter I recently received. 'Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen.' Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again? Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets. I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct cuddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: The urge to reproduce. We should thank our benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars. Let me assure you that the suppressing field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves... the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.

(Dr. Wallace Breen, HL2 )

Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services.

[G-Man picks something off the frozen body of Alyx]

Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them... but these *are* extraordinary times.

[the world around Gordon fades away, into the familiar "Star Tram" from Half-Life 1]

Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of... well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... this is where I get off.

(G-Man , End Of HL2)


"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" You know who, I hope.

"War. . . War never changes." all Fallout games

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

"There are 10 kinds of people, those who can read binary and those who can't."

AND "There are 10 kinds of people, those who can read tertiary, those who can't, and those who mistake it for binary." Both various

"Its the only NEET thing to do" Heaven's memo pad


If you just want some extra length for your profile, and think these copy and paste things are fun, copy and paste this into your profile, to make your profile longer, and waste people's time by reading it.
read to the bottom of every profile

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, VK(So addicted...), Chi-.-'usugai, BLChamp, Savato93, CDOgren(I'm Addicted to Touhou FF right now)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.


Quotes with Meaning:

War... War never changes...


Rules of Anime Created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. As well as various internet sources(again not me)

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. * Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass. First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds, the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers. *Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy". First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect) Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors. *Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome "Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: 1) be female. 2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation. 3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. *Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: 1) The Hero/Leader 2) His Girlfriend 3) His Best Friend/Rival 4) A Hulking Brute 5) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include: 1) Extreme Coolness 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace". First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa. First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect"). First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are: 1) They forgot that the person is telepathic. 2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are: 1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else. 2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic. 3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits. First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late. First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy". Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring: a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy". c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy". d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes: a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. *(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. *(see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping". Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will *always* be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver. Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. *(see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws [e.g., slowdown and exposition]), Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. *(see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: a) The hero escaping. Clean-up for the underlings. c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics: 1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples. 2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death! First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because: 1) It’s his girlfriend’s. 2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so. 3) Chicks will dig him more. Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because: 1) It’s her boyfriend’s. 2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so. 3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle... Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect). Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members: 1) The captain 2) His Lieutenant 3) Various female technical staff 4) A hotshot pilot 5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not) 6) The Doctor 7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not) Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include: 1) Extreme coolness/luck 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible irritation 4) Extreme cuteness 5) Irresponsible drunkenness 6) Homophobicness 7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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FateBroken Grail by Shadow Ninja Koopa reviews
The term 'Heroic Spirit' gets thrown around a lot. Some quite possibly don't count. But the grail... might just have a odd sense of humour. A mix of oneshots involving characters from different series.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,479 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 11/5/2013
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 324,284 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
I'm Going Mad by Just Another Indonesian Writer reviews
I have one question for you guys, how would you react, if a Ship Girl suddenly appears in your room? Well I...
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,103 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 3/2 - OC, Taihou
New World Blues by Doppelganger312 reviews
Months after the notorious Courier Six secured New California's second victory at Hoover Dam, he is abducted and Transportalpondered to the planet Remnant. It seems, however, that the planet's newest "hero" is anything but. After all, who would trust a man to save the world when he's more likely to turn his back on it?
Crossover - Fallout & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 217,414 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Courier, Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long
Fusion by TheSilencedOne reviews
Two teenagers decide to go on the adventure of a lifetime by joining either the U.N.S.C. or the Galactic Federation...but is it really all that great of an idea? Rated M for descriptive violence, language and is ideologically sensitive.
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 48,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Samus A., Dark Samus, Master Chief/John-117, Prophet of Truth
Kantai Collection: The Land Warfare Boys by Karl the Artillery Piece reviews
Ever wonder what goes on on land int the Kantai Collection Universe? Follow Jager the Panzer IV as he goes on what he thought was an ordinary patrol that turned into a nightmare and the meet the people he befriends and the relationships he makes. Jager x Hibiki
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,684 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Hibiki/Верный, OC] Kongou, Tenryuu
Luckier Star by Acsuperman reviews
As the performance ends, the girls go about the rest of the day with their activities. However, Tsukasa makes yet another prediction of love in Kagami's future and a new boy arrives in Konata's class! Are they connected? No, not really. Konami!
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 543,123 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Konata I., Kagami H., Tsukasa H.
From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 640,698 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 5/17/2012
Immortals and Magicians by Tigress of the Stars reviews
Have you ever wondered, if immortality is real, then what other myths and stories are real as well? The immortals of New York are faced with this question when a mysterious girl appears in their midst with abilities even Maiza cannot completely explain. Contains CanonXoc.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,182 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Luck G., Maiza A.
Last Alarm-Book One by firemanjim reviews
An American Firefighter/Paramedic assigned to a private security team, gets caught up in the events leading to the Outbreak in Japan, and runs into a group of high school students and their school nurse along the way.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 614,709 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/6/2013
When Earth Meets Dust by LoftiestMilk0 reviews
The Old World has many secrets buried underneath the surface of the wasteland. Some people think it should stay that way. Others think unearthing them will help them rebuild. What they don't know, is that if you look carefully, you may be able to find something entirely different...
Crossover - Fallout & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,191 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Lone Wanderer, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna
An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 196,874 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012
Worth Saving by Shadowyman reviews
A young man, disillusioned by the horrors of his past and the Wasteland, is catapulted into the world of Remnant. Faced with an evil determined to destroy humanity, he joins Beacon to hunt down the creatures of darkness and to atone for his crimes. But as he joins Team RWBY he is faced with much more than just hunting monsters. Fallout NV Crossover. Courier x Harem.
Crossover - RWBY & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,871 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, OC
Boys und Sensha-dō! by Stellar Magic reviews
The Ōarai Girl's School victory in the Sensha-dō Championships keeps it from closing, but financial problems still need to be solved. In desperation, the Student Council decides that the easiest way to increase enrollment is to make the school coed. Unfortunately, how many other electives would appeal to boys? Rated T for language and simulated combat.
Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,625 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Miho N., OC]
The Familiars of Zero by Corvus no Genmu reviews
One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could they do but answer? R&R
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 298,163 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Louise, OC - Complete
The Wildcard by Matalvis reviews
In Plague's final moments, he flips the Enclave the bird, only to then end up in the Mass Effect univers. Mean while TIM makes Shepherd a new dossier of a man using antique weapons while giving Omegas lowlives a hard time.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,731 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Kasumi G.
Imperfect Cherry Blossom by Supperdude9 reviews
Belief, faith, and fear are funny things. Kyon finds himself in a new world, a world of true fantasy. He will need help to get out of Gensokyo alive. Haruhi/Touhou Crossover! Set after the events of Snow Mountain Syndrome, and written as an introduction to Touhou. Rated T. Soundtrack companion available on Youtube. Search episode for playlists!
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 340,963 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kyon
A Fool's Reality by Heraklinios reviews
Alright, let's get on with my life.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 505,566 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 5/3/2009
Touhou: Unchained Distortion of Reality by MaelstormCaT reviews
After losing his home, an average human is brought into Gensokyo by a certain gap youkai. This is his story as he tries to make a new home in this new and unfamiliar land. Note: will contain epic spell card battle... hopefully.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 223,408 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012
Once a Nation, Now a Monarchy by Doomevil reviews
By an act of a God, The Enclave has mysteriously teleported to the Code Geass World, realizing Britannia has occupied The United States, they will form an alliance with The Black Knights. Seeking an all new goal that awaits them...
Crossover - Fallout & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,326 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013
Tracing Hope by Skytracer reviews
Archer. Madoka. The spheres of magecraft and magical girls have remained separate from their inception. Things have changed around here.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,875 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013
Superhero by thealyxvance
Alyx reflects on her childhood hero, and Gordon finally gets his beer. Sickly adorable one-shot spawned from one of my countless headcanons.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Alyx V., Barney C., Gordon F. - Complete
Terran Effect by ItchyAedeagus reviews
The Terran Republic has discovered a strange construct orbiting on the outskirts of the system of Auraxis. As war still ravages the surface of the planet, will this device bring peace or further devastation not only to the Republic, but the New Conglomerate and the Vanu Sovereignty as well?
Crossover - PlanetSide & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,056 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014
Finding Each Other by Wild Goose 01 reviews
AU. 1998. As Kyoto burns, Takamura Yui and Yuuya Bridges meet for the first time - and then find each other, years later. One-shot.
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Complete
Perfect Covert Fantasy by Lord Mehtul Bawkes reviews
Meet Dutch Kotozaki. Your standard 19 year old person with a special past. He's getting some new tenants today. Who knows, they may bring adventure. Be aware though, for adventure often brings unforeseen consequences. Secrets will be unlocked, rules shall be broken and ancient plans will be set in motion.How will this scientific person fare in the worlds of magical impossibilities?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 219,447 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Stuck in a World of Fiction- Original Version by TREBOR117 reviews
Instead of starting a new game, I end up living it. Now,stuck in a world meant to be fiction, I must use my knowledge to save this universe. OC/Ashley, Femshep/Liara. Rated T for language. (This is the original, less polished version, left up for e completed reboot is the version I recommend reading.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 292,714 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ashley W., Shepard (F) - Complete
Cortana's New Life by Sasha Erin Alexain reviews
Discontinued.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,236 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Collapsing Empires by swsf09 reviews
Empires rise and fall in the Milky Way Galaxy. Could one person have the power to bring them all down? Or will they find the strength to forge something greater out of the fires of war. Update.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 112,173 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M)
What Happens Next by The Red Dove reviews
The woman in orange looked to the man in orange. They both knew that the other had been through more than anyone should,and that they would both do whatever it takes to save the world. "Let's go." Alyx said. The other two nodded, and followed Alyx.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,084 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011
Chibi Vampire: Last Hope by Talune Silius reviews
New Blood sequel. Ever since the Ceremony of Blood, life has returned to normal for Kanon. But Keitaro isn't the only person who wants to be with Kanon and being a half-vampire, he's living on borrowed time. What will Kanon do when his time is up?
Karin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 57 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Anju, Elda - Complete
Save the Writer! by Der Blaue Wolf reviews
When the story's writer is kidnapped by nefarious Yaoi fangirls, Miku and co. set out to save him before all of his stories are corrupted into yaoi and Kaito has to *censored* Len. Madness and hilarity ensue, of course. A parody of all things FanFiction, on the internet, and of stories in general. Rewrite of part 1 of the 'Adventures of the Writer.'
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Miku H.
Delivery's here! by Xy-Trig reviews
The entrance of a simple deliveryman with a few spell cards into the life of Gensokyo. Nothing special, really. Comments highly appreciated, especially if you don't think I'm being funny/stupid enough. I will now make one last attempt at making it better. Somewhat. Will likely fail but I won't know 'till I try.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,202 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
I Negative Bullet by SorrowfulReincarnation reviews
Awaking without memories,neither of who he is or what he is, a youkai tries to find his lost past in the land he awoke in.Doomed to be a walking enigma,he roams Gensokyo for his past, present, future and purpose... Book 1 in the "Negative Bullet Project". Finished.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 919,311 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rumia - Complete
Little Red Miku-Hood and the Big Bad Writer by Der Blaue Wolf reviews
The gang are doing a pantomime... though Wolfie and Miku don't really like the script... Christmas special, and an update on what's going on with me included.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Miku H. - Complete
The Harmony of Species by Gallyn reviews
Sergeant William Ward was just an normal Marine, until he met Covenant Priestess Nese 'Enoum and Jackal Guard Kev Jec. Adventure/Friendship/Drama/Romance Rated M for future chapters: graphic violence and cross-species relationships. OC and slightly AU.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010
Fate Far Side by Arashi Leonhart reviews
While Shiki is away, Shirou comes to play at the Tohno estate. A combination of FSN and each Far Side route of Tsukihime.
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,976 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kohaku, Shirō E. - Complete
Into The Vampire World by TheCuteChibiLover reviews
Len is an average boy with a pure heart. His life was perfectly normal until he finds him self trapped in the vampire world where he meets a beautiful vampire girl named Rin. Will she protect him from the vampires, or is it all an act to get to his blood?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,829 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Phantoms of the Present by Archon of Darkness reviews
Many things are needed to start a war. Mistakes are made. Alliances are broken. And, most of all...enemies are underestimated.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,573 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Matt H.
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 506 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
Memories of the Writer by Der Blaue Wolf reviews
Prequel to 'Adventures of the Writer.' Long ago, the Writer and the Vocaloids had to fight the evil daemoness Tei Sukone for the sake of Len's fidelity. As always, madness ensues. Meanwhile, a certain pair are failing to ask each other out. COMPLETED.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Miku H. - Complete
1337 0f 2er0 by Killuminator reviews
You know him. The first of the Spartan II. Spartan 1337. Also so known as the Failure. So what if he become a hero in a different universe ?
Crossover - Halo & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,456 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011
Adventures of the Writer! by Der Blaue Wolf reviews
When the writer is kidnapped by Yaoi fangirls, Miku and the other 'loids must save him, before all of fanfiction falls to the yaoi, and Kaito ends up *censored*ing Len. This is Blasphemy, this is madness. This IS PARODY! Completed. Now with added extras.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 79,471 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 4,481 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
An Experiment With Magic reviews
War… war never changes… Even in an alternate universe that fact rings true, unbearably so. retry #1 need a beta/editor/someone to bounce ideas off of
Crossover - Fallout & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Lone Wanderer, Courier