Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Kuroshitsuji.
THIS SHALT BE MY PROFILE!
MY SPACE, TO MANIPULATE AS I PLEASE! FOR IT IS MINE! MY PROFILE! MY SQUISHY!
AND NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO RESIST IT'S UTTER...PROFILITY!
SO YOU WILL READ THIS! (OR IGNORE IT...OR SKIP IT...OR READ HALF AND CALL ME AN IDIOT...)
BUT STILL! THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!
THE POINT IS THAT I CAN WRITE WHATEVER I WANT HERE!
And now that I'm done raping CapsLock, let's get onto the profiley part.
Name: It's up there. In bold. Read.
Age: I don't mean to sound stupid, but I lost count after 5000BC
Gender: Cheese. Blue cheese.
Favourite colour: That would be Sebastian.
Status (Alive/Dead/Zombie/Vampirified, etc): Alien. From Gallifrey