Author has written 19 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Ranger's Apprentice, Pokémon, D.Gray-Man, Tsubasa Chronicle, Alice in Wonderland, Cardfight!! Vanguard/CARDFIGHT!! ヴァンガード, and Super Smash Brothers.
I'm a Matryoshka, an Author of Fanfiction, and the Hand that has Your Pitiful Lives. Name's Bladewielder05, Blade for short.
Looking at my profile...even I get lost. How are you guys doing? -_-' I wish you luck until the very end...or at least until you reach the bottom and see all my stories.
AKOLUXR AND I SURVIVED THE APOCOLYPSE!!! ...AND SO DID A MILLION OF OTHER PEOPLE!!! I had to say it :)
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for Him, He will stand up for you.
I believe in Him. I regret not reposting this up sooner.
These are the forums you are mostly likely to find me be an idiot :D
Click and read! :) Fun story! Make sure the volume is on, you're in a room full of people that you can grab onto and/or bury your face into their clothes, the room isn't dark, and read the whole thing ;P ENJOY!!!
Watch this after you're done with the link above >XD Oh, you guys are gonna love this...it's a reaction video to the one above...please watch it!
My Smash Mains:
Dark Pit: Why the hell not? I honestly prefer him over Pit as I like a bit more power over speed (but not too much). And I love using his Electroshock, to the point that it's the death of me...yup...His Guardian Orbitars...hehehehe...
Link: He was my main in Brawl. Now he's my second main! Demoted 'cause Dark Pit is here! Slow but strong once again. And...his Dash Attack is also the death of me. I love playing against other swordsman 'cause pffft, I've got the ammo, guys. I got them.
Greninja: I use him sparingly, but hey, I wanted another main. I like his Down Air but gotta be careful. His Side-B's awesome.
Lucina: Occasionally. I think the only reason why I started using her was because of my Smash pairing. XD Anyways, I always mistime her Counter, something I need to practice. I usually just use the Side-B.
Mewtwo: I believe he would probably be my third main as I think I'm better with him than with Greninja or Lucina. Not really sure, but I do hate his Side-B. So freakin' useful. I should practice his Back Throw rather than his Forward Throw. But I love the mini Shadow Balls...
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. (Each time I swim, there's a 75% chance I'm going to get a leg or calf or foot cramp.)
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous. (Naw, I'm the youngest)
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything. (Ha! I laugh at this.)
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly. (Doesn't everybody?)
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much. (With strangers. You know, stranger danger!)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 5 D:
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules. (Hey, my parents raised me to be like that.)
Total: 6, nice.
Who Are You In Organization XIII?
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others
You like doing research.
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun.
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments.
You like cold days.
TOTAL: 0 (Thanks to the Lord...he creeps me out.)
You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 1 (...wow...I didn't know i had at least 1! in common with him)
You like reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.
You have double-personality issues.
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face.
You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 5??? (Oh, man...)
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 0...THANK YOU!
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 5...I'm amazed!!! Those Quizzes are true!!!
You don't like to talk about who you really are
You have been in a coma
You like seashells
You are very shy around people before you get to know them
You worry about things a lot
TOTAL : 4
KINGDOM HEARTS QUIZ!
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
I guess Roxas since he could use two Keyblades before Sora.
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Xion, the girl version of Sora.
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Xehanort. I mean, seriously, that guy has too many speeches ready.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
...Kairi? Larxene?...I'm guessing Kairi since she doesn't do anything. SORA! SHE'S NOT WORTH PROTECTING! Wait a minute! She help created Roxas!...then I will say...Larxene.
5. Favorite world? (Includes both KH and KH2)
Destiny Islands. So peaceful...then the HEARTLESS came!!! And Twilight Town. And The World That Never Was.
6. Least favorite world? (Includes both KH and KH2)
Atlantica from KH because I can't swim very well. And Halloween, just because it was really dark and I couldn't see a thing.
7. Favorite weapon?
8. Least favorite weapon?
Kairi's Keyblade. All those others are awesome, but hers is...shudder.
9. Favorite summon? (Includes both KH and KH2)
I use Peter Pan alot in KH2. Help me with the Underworld Coliseum.
10. Favourite Form?(Aka Sora's Forms)
Anti-form! Sinister, evil, dark, Shadow, evil Sora, dark, sinister, Shadow...Neoshadow. And FINAL FORM! I like to fly around in that. OH AND WISDOM FORM! YOU CAN SHOOT!
11. Favourite pairings? (Including yaoi couples)
Pairings? Hm...I don't really know...uh...Roxas x Namine maybe? I don't know.
12. Least favourite pairings?( Including yaoi couples)
There's too many to count.
13. Any cool crack pairing(s) you've heard of?
Answer of 12.
14. Weirdest pairing(s) you've ever heard of?
There's too much to count.
15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?
Pet-peeves, hmm? Let's see...the stupid Mini-Games! Seriously, I have to complete a stinking record just so I can watch the secret ending! I mean, come on...
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Axel!!! from 358/2 Days. Oh, and Xion!
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
...not going to answer this one...
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
I don't give a damn.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
...answer to 17.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Not doing anything, check. Demands protection, check. Stupid version of a Keyblade, check. Hmm...maybe the most annoying character is...Xehanort! I keep on dying with Riku second version in Expert Mode and I have to go through his whole stinking speech over and over and over and over again!
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. Works out better.
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Vanitas rules! And Ventus! Just because they're a part of Sora! Ten years before. Aqua's fault that Sora turned into a Heartless because of Kairi's heart. Terra's fault that Kingdom Hearts started. Ventus's fault that he fell asleep and made Sora have to forget about Namine. Vanitas's fault just being Vanitas because he is the dark side of Sora's heart.
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
I have the remake for PS2. Does that count? Anyways, I played that after KH, KH2, KH 358/2 Days. Got it for Christmas. Already knew what was going on.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Hello, Roxas. Welcome to my world. Be careful with all the fangirls.
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Roxas, don't know what's going on, some friends drop me, don't know what's going on, nice once you get to know, don't know what's going on...
Xion, really shy, doesn't like to talk alot at times
Ventus, thinks can fen off for self
Vanitas, evil at times, playing tricks on people
Sora, really happy at times...
Wow! I'm another Sora! jk, jk.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I started jumping up and down in school when I heard about KH. It was in the hallway too...full of people...
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
No. I would go as an Organization XIII member with the coat and the hood. That way, nobody can see my face and I don't have to be embarrassed with the whole hair, wig thing.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
Oh no! They're gone! Our _ are gone!
All our _ gone?
You can't say _! Why not?
But you do understand what I'm saying right? Our _ are gone.
Stolen. And not just the _. The word _ they stole it too.
XD I played this trick on my friends and they had no idea what I was talking about XD
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Xaldin And Xigbar. Spent so much time on them while my cousin and sister zoomed through them. I suck!
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Organization 13...a lot of things.
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
Roxas (ooo, sorry Sora.)
35. Axel or Demyx?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
I have no idea...AkuRoku.
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
I never know what's going on. AkuRoku.
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream FTW!!!
42. Cloud or Leon?
43. CloTi or Clerith?
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Passion. Or Simple and Clean. Or Passion. Can I just pick both?
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
??? Does that mean in love?
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Ranger's Apprentice and Pokemon. Hilarious if Ash tries to catch a Heartless.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Roxas and Ven. I think it's kind of obvious. Sora and Vanitas, Older Kairi and Namine, Younger Kairi and Xion and Aqua. Xehanort and Terra.
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
KH3!!!! Sad thing, I don't own a PS3. Waiting for the Re: for PS2 if they're going to make it.
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2. Has Nobodies, Organization XIII, and you can play as Anti-Sora.
50.What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The characters, the originality, the crossovers with the Disney stories.
51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.
A box of mini Keyblades, a palm size Kingdom Key, two Sora keychains, all the volumes of the KH, the first two volumes of KH2, and most of the games.
52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
??? probably the first, but Kairi and Axel don't mix.
54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)?
Roxas, Xion, Axel, Marluxia because of his weapon and attack range in 358/2 Days (but only that, people!), Zexion, Saix.
57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
I guess anti...or pro...I don't really care but the game can't process without her.
58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
Hehehe, I wish.
59. Have you read the manga?
Got the whole volume of KH and two of KH2. Yes.
60. Do you believe Sora has ADD?
61. Japanese or English?
Japanese sounds cool, yet I don't understand. So English.
62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé?
63. Demyx = Annoying or funny?
me-what the heck. both.
64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?
Maybe. He should have a fin or something.
65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
...I'm not going to answer this one.
66. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Marluxia. His pink hair gives it away.
67. Axel = Gay or straight?
I'm going to guess straight, yet Fanfiction does not allow that kind of talk.
68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
...I'm guessing Zexion...
69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
70 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
71. Do you like lemons?
I just found out what these are...no.
72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
It's a pity they don't pay attention. I could have more KH stuff and games.
73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
What are those?
74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
They were already hooked before I got to them. (Damn! Oh, well...now it'll be easy to commit wlrod damnitoaion!)
76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?"
Yes. But it was reading the manga.
77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;"
I made a likeness and the teacher said it was nice. So I'm safe!
78. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
No, but bound to happen sometime soon.
79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
No, I'm still saving for other KH stuff.
80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
Yes, planning to make it sometime.
81. Would you ever join Organization XIII?
HELL YEAH! They'll have to stop me with their weapons if they didn't want me!
82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
...Let's just say, the only good ones are the ones of Kaito with his friends and Skyxar. Those are characters of my stories.
83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?
...why am I posting this again?
84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
Yes. I have, like what, 21?...naw...I just made more...my OC folder is so full, I need a new one!
85. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts?
That's the reason why we're friends.
86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?
My sister got it for Christmas. She let me play it. Stop for a while, sad that I did. Then got hooked again.
87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neather?
Thanks to him, I was finally able to see the KH2 title. Longest 'prologue' ever. You have to play six days before getting the intro. So I'm guessing...evil. He also made me stop playing as Roxas and play as Sora.
88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game?
How can you ask me that? I like all of them!
89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
It would be a surprise if it didn't. I look for KH in my friends, calling one of them Axel since he's so much like him.
90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
One of?! It's the BEST game in the world!!! It has everything a game could ask for!
I was born on the day of Xigbar, Axel.
In the month of Xaldin.
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Saix.
I am also Xemnas Xion.
My favorite number is Axel and Roxas.
If you get it, put your own on your profile.
Stupid Things I Did In Kingdom Hearts:
Olympus Coliseum: Hades Cup, Expert Mode
Me: *almost dead and rolling away from Hades's fire spinny attack* *addressing Donald Duck* HEAL ME! HEAL ME! HEAL ME! HEAL ME! HEAL ME! HEAL ME! HEAL ME! *jumps up and down*
Sister: *Looks at me like I'm crazy*
Me: *looks up to screen, looks back down on guidebook, looks at screen, looks at book* Okay, I'm offically lost.
Me: I'm going to make it!
Sora: *jumps* *falls down*
Sister: You cannot swim, Blade.
Me: *concentrating really hard* *pushes wrong button*
Sora: *swims up*
Me: Damn it!
Me: It's frickin' dark in here!
Cousin: Then can I-
Ansem: *begins long speech*
Me: *head back* hurry up...
Ansem: *finishes and battle starts*
Me: Finally! *loses* NO!
The End of the World
Riku: *another long speech*
Me: *saying the same thing*
Sister: You played this game too much.
Me: One who knows nothing can understand nothing!
Cousin: Blade, stop being an idiotic plane and finish this world so I can play.
Me: *making airplane noices*
Cousin: *groans and facepalms*
Stupid Things I Did In Kingdom Hearts II
Me: Great, another dark place!
Cousin: You went in the wrong direction.
Me: *more airplane noices*
Sister: SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT EVEN AN AIRPLANE!
Me: Are you freakin' kidding me?
Me: Vroom vroom.
Olympus Coliseum: Hades Paradox Cup
Me: Come on! Come on! *dies* NOOOOO!
Sister: You suck!
Me: Oh, shut up-
Me: (cousin's name)
Cousin: I didn't even say anything!
Sister: You were aiming that at me, right?
Sister: Come here.
The World That Never Was:
Mom: Turn it off.
Me: No, Mom! I need to kill this guy! *dies* NO! Mom! One more hour!
Mom: You have been playing for three hours straight!
Me: Let me kill this guy! *finally beats him* YES! *gets stuck on the next guy*
My Favorite Pokémon and Why:
Zoroark: He can make illusions. He's a fox. And he's just plain AWESOME! LOVE USING FLAMETHROWER AS A "FIRE TYPE", THEN LAUGH AT MY OPPONENT'S SUPPRISED FACE WHEN HE TURNS BACK!
Lucario: One, 'cause he's like...the opposite of Zoroark. Two, he can read aura and use it to fight. Three, he's just plain AWESOME! Four, I like using him in SSBB, except against Pit...never use Lucario against Pit!!!
Gallade: What can I say? He's awesome. He can extend his elbows to become SWORDS!
Gardevoir: Um...honestly...I guess I only like her since she's, like, the opposite of Gallade. But I do like her design and everything. :)
Samurott: HE HAS SWORDS!!! THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!
Cinccino: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE HER CUTENESS! SHE'S DEADLY AS HELL! I got the one with the Hidden Ability: Skill Link (best thing ever! Took me so long to find her!) Made her learn: Tail Slap, Bullet Seed, Rock Blast, and a random TM. FREAKING AWESOME!
Ninetales: With Hidden Ability of Drought...oh, man. Moves I would teach her would be: Flamethrower, Solarbeam, Psychic, and something else...;_; don't have her yet...
Absol: Oh, yes...Absol...got one with Super Luck...moves: Razor Wind, Psycho Cut, Night Slash, and Stone Edge. Not to mention he's holding a Razor Claw...CRITICALS FOR THE WIN!
Luxray: Got to say, X-Ray vision...comes in handy...just...PURE AWESOMENESS!
Roserade: I don't know...there's just something about this Pokémon that I really like...Mask and Cape maybe?
Sceptile: KING OF THE FOREST, BABY! Fast, strong, what's not to like?
Flygon: I love her. I just love using her with Elecktross in my Pokémon White 2. Combination of Earthquake and Discharge OWNS!
Elecktross: Now, I hate how slow she is, but a little Quick Claw helps once in a while. I like how she can learn different types of moves as well. And with the TMs I'm collecting in White 2...hehehe...
Galvantula: He's fast. Not to mention...HE LOOKS AWESOME!
Kricketune: I like the noise he makes whenever I send him out. :) puts a smile on my face whenever I hear it (copies his cry).
Sableye: He freakin' has GEMSTONES FOR EYES! Now, I don't know about you, but I like gemstones. They're shiny...and rare...and shiny...
Froslass: Fastest Ghost-type. Like how they designed her. Beautiful.
Houndoom: GRIM REAPER IS A POKEMON! Bow down, bow down.
Blaziken: I guess you can say that I like Pokémon that use Martial Arts and stuff like that to fight.
Meinshao: Enough said. :) MARTIAL ARTS, BABY!
Greninja: He's a freakin' Ninja Frog. What else is there to say?
Goodra: Icky-sticky gooness. And strong as heck, too.
...and that's all I got so far. :) You know...there are only a few hundred Pokémon in this world :P need to stop somewhere eventually...but I might add some more some time...if Dialga wills it ;)
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
() You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (probably when I wake up)
(X) You're a good artist (if I have reference)
(X) You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
(X) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
(X) You would surrender in a war situation
(6) Let's see...if you see me, you know why.
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
(X) You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
(X) You hate French people
(X) You rely on people too much
(X) You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning
(6) I have a feeling it's rigged...
(X) You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite food.
(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(X) You work very hard too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
() You've had issues with money once or twice
(6) I'm sensing a pattern...
Japan (Kiku Honda)
() You're very mature
(X)You think everything over before saying it. (most of them)
() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people
(8) Leave it to Kiku to break the pattern...HE RULES!!!
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
() You love hamburgers (I like cheeseburgers...)
(X) You think you're awesome (Hell yeah!)
() You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(X) You're terrified of ghosts (I always look over my shoulder to see if Steve's after me in my hall at night ;.;)
() You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses
(5) ...wow...what can I say? I'm Asian.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea (asian)
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X) You're very sarcastic and cynical (espescially towards my friends for some reason...)
(X) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(X)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before (Bring on the FIRE, bring on the HELL, Set everything ablaze so that no TRACE REMAINS!!!)
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery
(6) Wow, another 6!
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
(X) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense (HELL NO!!!)
(X) You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet
(3) I'm surprised I have something in common with this guy.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall (I'm ASIAN!)
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time (I wish...)
(X) You love sunflowers
() You love vodka (never tried it)
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people (mwahahahahahahaha!!!)
(5) Eh, it's a start
China (Wong Yao)
() You're very mature (NEVER!!!)
(X) You're very superstitious
(X) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
(X) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty (not going to start now)
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets
(7) YES! I AM ASIAN!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite (to adults)
(X) You love classical music
() You like cake
(X) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (I try)
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (I suck at the piano. I grew dizzy when I tried to play the flute.)
() You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses
(7) And it's a tie between Yao and Roderich!
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people (that's in class...and then everyone finds out that I'm smart...)
() You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
() You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (no I dont!)
(X)You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(X) You're bilingual (eh...sort of...)
() You always carry a bear with you
(7) Let's see...I'm Asian...I'm European...and I'm Canadian! But mostly I'm Japanese!
() You smoke (never going to start)
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model (hell no)
(X) You don't let people get a word in edgeways
(3) And it's a tie between Cuba and France!...I prefer Cuba
Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth
() You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable (sure...)
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (always)
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (of course)
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (like Russia!)
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (My FRIEND WOULD SO DO THAT!)
(8) Hmm...Japan and Hungary are like each other...
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
(X) You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics (...if that's for teasing friends, yes)
() You hate Russia (...who can hate him? wait, those who did are probably dead...)
() You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid marriages quite well (I will see this as romance. my dream spouse is lost forever)
() You're not always taken seriously
() You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger
(6) I have some of Prussia's awesomeness!
You know you're a Hetalia Fan...and a REALLY OBSESSED ONE if...
You start laughing hysterically at maps.
You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.
You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.
You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies).
You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
World War II starts to sound romantic.
Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
You yell, "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
You end every sentence with "aru."
You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
You want Prussia back on the map.
You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
No one can mention a country without you thinking about what it looks like in Hetalia.
You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.
You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
You have the APH skin/persona on Firefox.
You spend more time looking in English speaking forums than in your native language forums because there's more Hetalia-related material there.
If you speak English then you're seriously considering learning Japanese to read the (still) non-translated strips...
You make appropriate doodles all over your history notes with the APH characters so they'll make more sense to you.
You tell your fellow Hetalia fan friends to "become one with mother Russia".
You tell even your non-Hetalia fan friends to "become one with mother Russia".
You start nicknaming friends after countries they remind you of.
You take a sudden interest in sunflowers.
You think the USA should change the name to "The United States of Alfredia".
You watch the news just so you can find good stuff to request in the kink meme.
You would name your pet after your favorite Hetalia character
You would name your UNBORN CHILDREN after your favorite Hetalia character.
When assembling your Ikea furniture, you see a Made in Finland sticker on it and think, "Aw, the wife helps him make the furniture."
When making Christmas cookies, instead of putting on normal icing, you put Hetalia chibi faces.
Your mom thinks you are obsessed with world peace.
You get a 117% A in your History class.
You randomly start going "KOLKOLKOL" when angry.
You want your own country to exist in the Hetalia world.
You smile when hearing France.
You squeal as you see a country's name somewhere in the place.
You want to know what scones taste like.
You wish they were all real.
Your obsession with world history is multiplied to the power of PRUSSIA!
You consider Prussia as a number. (BECAUSE PRUSSIA IS AWESOME)
You make random Hetalia references in the middle of a conversation.
You nod your head and giggle like a crazy fangirl with each entry on the list.
When you surf through the World News on Yahoo and the only thing you can think about is how these would make good one-shot Hetalia fics/fanart.
Your mother thinks you have something against Poland after you tell the same Polish jokes countless times.
You sing "bouno tomato" every time you see a tomato…
You're in denial that Prussia was dissolved after WWII.
You call baby chicks…gilbirds..
You demand that hello kitty should have a mouth.
You really, really want your history teacher to watch Hetalia...
You laugh every time you see the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, or Florida.
"There are two Italy's!"
You want to hug a freakin' landmass!
You keep telling people you'll invade their vital regions...
You memorize all the characters' birthdays and make sure to celebrate them in some way.
You put a Hetalia reference in all of your school projects.
You wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you.
The Great Depression all of a sudden seems hilarious to you: "Your ass is MINE, America!"
You explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British.
You scream, "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look.
You know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay.
When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso.
You feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution.
You expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl.
The "True Italian Spirit" to you is only another way to say "We Surrender".
The song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something written for Russia.
You correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them, "Korea already invented that".
You find the song "Canada's really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate.
You can tell America and…um…oh yeah, Canada apart!
You WANT to watch the news and the Olympics.
You smile when you see labels like 'Made in China' or 'Made in Russia'.
Globes are now action figures.
When talking about the 'continental drift theory' about Pangaea in geography-history class, you giggle uncontrollably.
You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.
You fangirl-squee at the mention of WWII.
You believe that some one's personality will correspond with the country that they came from.
You think that hamburgers should be The United State's national food.
You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy.
You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc…
You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid of his or her cracked mentality.
You start styling your hair after Italy's.
You start styling your hair after anyone else's hair.
You own a character costume.
You have cosplayed as a character before.
You have thought of cosplaying as a character before.
You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word…In more than one language.
You know the words to any Hetalia song.
You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song.
You have made up your own ending for a country that does not have one yet.
You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released.
You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube.
You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character.
You have written a fanfiction for APH.
You have read a fanfiction for APH.
You draw APH fanart.
You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria owned Italy.
You ask if countries are "married" when they form a union.
You worry for a country's health when their stocks go down.
You scribbled the name "England" on your notebook with little hearts next to it.
You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was too awesome.
You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever.
You tell people their eyebrows are similar to England's.
You never let anyone sit down because his or her chair might be Busby's chair.
You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.
You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia.
You ARE one with Russia.
You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush.
Wars seem to become hilarious.
You claim that aliens do exist… and live with America.
You debate who would win in arm wrestling: the allies or the axis?
You raise your hand in class just to scream "PASTAAA!"
You yell "Pastaa!" anywhere in public.
You start planting sunflowers.
You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters
You knit yourself a cream-colored scarf just like Russia's.
You start noticing all of the China jokes.
You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed.
You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show, or have signed one.
You have completed all of the Hetalia memes.
You claim to have married a country.
You know every pairing in the book.
You created a pairing
You wish Rome were your grandfather.
You spend day after day trying to find rape faces in the manga.
When you want a tomato, you say "Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit!"
Sink Faucets now fascinate you.
You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII.
You now refer to Germany as "Doitsu".
You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.
You own a world map…that only shows America.
You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food.
You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.
You can put a curse on somebody you hate.
You can't roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.
You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE.
You dream of becoming your own country.
You refer to every country's king/queen/president/etc as their "boss".
You have taken it to yourself to create OC's for countries not represented in Hetalia.
You now know that the neutral men are the scariest.
Wursts have now replaced sausages.
In your eyes, the axis powers seem so much better than the allies do.
You believe that Italy can make men gay…for him.
You make "Happy Birthday" cards for all of the nation's birthdays.
You have tried numerous times to figure out what "Hetalia" actually means.
You do needlepoint now because England does it.
Every time anybody mentions any object, you tell him or her, "that was created in Korea, you know…"
You have a conniption fit every time somebody refers to China as a "she".
Planes suddenly interest you.
Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary.
You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga.
Large eyebrows and big noses are suddenly very appealing to you.
You know the WWII uniform of every nation.
You now mass-produce white flags.
You use chairs and pans as weapons.
You know where every nation's erogenous zone is.
Germany is a saint in your eyes.
When the teacher calls on you during class, and instead of answering his question, you take up the whole period explaining what happened during WWII.
You had your life's nightmare. And it was about Hetalia.
You laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media.
You question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language.
When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you.
You walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is.
You take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia.
You have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China.
Others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere."
You find yourself thinking the best conversation you've ever heard is this: Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse? France: Don't you know, Ita-chan? It's what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?
You correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of seal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear.
You have full out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight.
You imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy."
A tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war.
You know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your iTunes, and listen to them daily.
You try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars.
Upon looking at your YouTube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space.
You realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms.
You discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit.
You explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare.
You want your own pink kitty backpack.
"Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy.
England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you.
Upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for your History exam.
You watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan your parody fanfiction of it.
You automatically think of mochimerica when you see something of the same shape/color.
Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit.
You spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them.
You have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are.
You suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters.
You start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference."
Said friends start forming the pairings you support.
Suddenly, the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head.
You can't think the word 'invade' anymore and just say 'rape'.
You call the countries by their human names.
You make all your friends take quizzes to see what country they are and then you call them by their country name.
You surf the internet, and scan your history books for anything to support your favorite shippings.
When people say Hetalia is gay, you scream, "You're just mad because Holy Roman Empire didn't love you!"
You know what Prussia is.
You try to convince people that you are the hero.
McDonalds is your home away from home.
You get mad when your friends/family refuses to call you by your country name.
Starbucks thinks you're crazy because when they ask your name you just say your country.
You take pride in whichever side your country was in (Axis or Allied.)
You throw tomatoes at people.
You dress up in a panda suit and stalk people.
You get insulted when people think Chibitalia is a girl.
You screamed when HRE kissed Chibitalia.
You refuse to believe that Germany and Italy are not meant to be.
You walk around with chickens.
You have ordered a character cosplay a year in advanced for a con.
Your YouTube and dA pages have Hetalia plastered all over them.
You think Germany is sexy, Russia is cute, and Prussia is awesome.
You get angry when people don't notice Canada.
You listen to a song and you put the song with a character from Hetalia.
Your history teacher is afraid to say "America" in class because you end up yelling, "America! F*k yeah!"
You carry around a white flag.
When someone tells you to put the said flag away, you reply, "But it's part of my religion…"
You hide any time you hear a girl say, "Marry me."
You walk around in a sailor suit.
You play the piano to show your emotions.
You can't stop shaking when you are at an Italian restaurant.
You wear a mask, and glare at any Greek.
You have a secret stash of porn videos in your house.
You decided to wear a scarf everywhere even if it's a blazing hot outside.
You constantly tell your family you're going to invade them if they get on your nerves.
You are sent to therapy for crying hysterically and yelling at the TV/computer when HRE had to leave Chibitalia.
You can't stop talking to your therapist about your secret plan for taking over every country and having them become one with you.
You are then kicked out of said therapy for showing up one day with only a rose on.
When you eat at Italian restaurants, you ask to talk to "Feliciano/N.Italy" and if Ludwig is with him.
You are all of a sudden obsessive with cats.
You call yourself "awesome" every chance you get.
You carry around a bear of some sort.
Alfred is your new Hero.
You clean your entire house in a maid costume.
You clean your friend's house, still in a maid costume.
You sit on your computer for hours waiting for the new APH episode to become English subbed.
You interview people about Christmas.
When people try to hurt you, you scream, "I'm sorry I'm sorry! Don't hurt me please, I have relatives living in [insert were you live here]! Germany, Germany, save me!"
You like red now.
You think the cold war between America and Russia was really a fight to see who is on top.
You grow out your eyebrows.
You carry around your favorite character/nations flag.
You can talk about nothing but Hetalia.
You are over-protective of your little brother.
You love to give hugs/kisses.
You try to get everyone around you to strip in gym class.
You get angry with people who talk about Sealand not being a country.
Hetalia comes up in every topic.
You start a Hetalia club.
You wear glasses just to look like Alfred.
You try your hardest to look like your older brother.
You just became a cross dresser.
You like pyramids a bit too much.
You wear a large iron cross necklace.
When you dress up as Santa, you wear a blonde wig, and only have a cape and hat, and demand to be called Finland.
You downloaded all the Hetalia endings and put them all on your iPod/mp3 player.
You jump out of a plane and yell, "Vodkaa!" on the way down.
You started to drink tea with every meal.
Your dream is to live in a warm place filled with sunflowers.
The song "We didn't start the fire" makes you laugh.
You cheer for your favorite characters when you watch international sports!
If an art teacher tells you to draw the Earth, you just draw a circle.
You drink from your boot.
You call your grandpa Roman Empire.
Instead of studying for a History test, you just watch Hetalia.
You say, "I live in the united states of Alfred!"
When you hear someone talking about the merging of France and England, you suddenly scream, "HE WAS FORCED I TELL YOU, FORCED!"
You keep Machiavelli in your suitcase to prepare for war.
All your friends build sand castles, and you build giant plates of spaghetti.
You can't wait until you're in heaven or hell.
You point out every country you know on a map and talk about them.
You see a bunch of country flags and point at them while screaming "HETALIA!! HETALIA!!"
You answer the phone, saying, "Doitsu! Doitsu!"
You carry with you a lead pipe.
You suggest to your history teacher that the class watch Hetalia when studying World War II.
The only reason you know anything about World War II is thanks to Hetalia.
You nominate every day as 'Hetalia Day.'
The only reason you like History is because of Hetalia.
You draw Hetalia characters all over your history notes.
You call people "Potato Bastard."
You study history when you're supposed to study physics and/or chemistry.
Your room has Hello Kitty, even if you're a boy, and you scream that Hello Kitty is for real MEN like Wang Yao!
When talking about WWII, you can't help but imagine the characters running around with water guns.
You smile when you hear about alliances on the news.
You relate everyday items to Hetalia
You start laughing randomly in US history when your teacher says terms like "Non-Intercouse Act" and "America invaded Canada."
Every time when you find out that your nation was some history with a foreign nation, you start pairing them up.
You have converted to Yaoism because of Hetalia.
Your mom stares at you when you complain that her cooking is worse than England's.
You thought about Finland in a Santa costume at least once on Christmas Day.
You stayed up all night Christmas Eve waiting for Finland to arrive.
When you watch King Arthur, you see him trying to break free from Rome, and can't help but giggle/grin.
When watching movies based on the 9th-14th century, you can't help but smile at the mention of Rome, France and England, especially when they're up against each other in war.
When you find an "Edict from the King of Prussia" in your lit book and freak out
You are then extraordinarily disappointed when it's not actually from the king of Prussia.
You realize it's even funnier that America tried to get Prussia to tax England during the Revolution.
You draw a comic about said situation.
You can't refer to nations as it's or she's anymore
Your dad now thinks APH is pretty darn cool.
You laughed aloud when your dad talked about an alternate-history version of the Kalmar Union where "it was Sweden dominating Denmark, and not Denmark dominating."
You draw eyebrows on the country of England when bored in history class.
You know more about Prussia than your world history teacher.
You ask your history teacher about the things you seen in Hetalia and actually start a debate about it.
You write a love letter to a country and ask a friend who's going there for vacation to give the love letter to such country.
You can't look at a history book with a straight face.
You want to compare England's food with every other country's own dishes.
You and your friend have had an argument, in character, about who's more awesome, Prussia-sama or America.
Said argument ended when Prussia-sama decided to use his "secret weapon".
The Roman Empire has become "Roma-jii-chan" in your notes, or RJC for short.
Ancient Greece is Mama Greece in your notes.
The UK, or England, has become Iggy in your notes.
As you were reading the lists in this thread, you kept nodding/smiling/laughing like a maniac.
You're still reading this list.
You get upset when your favorite characters aren't included in MADs, quizzes, etc.
It makes you sad that some characters (Prussia-sama, Greece, Sweden, etc.) don't get much screen time.
You want to find people that are the Bad Friends Trio.
You want to make your own BFT with two other people.
You've used "PRUSSIA INVADES YOUR VITAL REGIONS!" to win an argument.
Pasta will forever be associated with "PAAASTAAAAA!"
Your bookmark says, "[Name of your favorite country] is here."
You feel like you're betraying your own country when you declare that you are/your favorite is a different one, and then realize that you don't care.
You can now imagine one or more male /nations/characters in a frilly maid outfit.
You make your own china town in your closet.
You actually show your history teacher Hetalia.
You start comparing your favorite country to yourself, family, and friends, or just random people near you.
You say to yourself, "I never knew my country was so sexy!!"
You look at any white cloth and start to laugh.
Every time you look at a wooden chair, you laugh and think of England.
You're on vacation in the Bahamas and act as if you're stranded on an island.
You're at the beach and you doodle Hetalia chibis in the sand or make a bowl of pasta out of the sand.
You sabotage someone else's artwork on the board and make everyone in the room think, "Who did that?"
When your history teacher asks you to name all of the Axis and Allied countries, you get all of them correct in perfect order.
When your history teacher talks about the war between England and America, you get sudden flash backs from the show and go "Aw".
Every time you eat at McDonalds, you imagine America saying "I'm loving' it" while eating a hamburger.
When you go get Chinese and see the stir fry pan and ladle, you think about how China owned Germany and Japan in episode 18.
You never get tired of talking, watching, reading, singing, breathing, or living Hetalia.
You think everything is made in Korea.
The mention of five meters and vital regions will make you laugh so hard.
You always type PRUSSIA in big letters.
You declare Lithuania to be your favorite country in the world despite not knowing anything about it.
Switzerland is now the most badass country EVER.
Whenever you hear the word French maid, you think of France in a skirt...
You explain to your friends how French Envelope is another way to say Condom.
You explain to your friends that Rubber is the British way of saying Eraser.
Screaming out country's names is now a hobby ("ITALIA!!!!" "AMERICA!!!" "IGIRISU!!!!" "DOITSU!!!" "NIPPON!!!!" "OH MY GWAD! IT'S RUSSIA!!!!").
You imagine all Swiss people have shotguns to shoot people streaking across their lawns...
You made a MapleStory avatar for Switzerland, Egypt, America, Lithuania, Poland, Austria, Taiwan, China, Russia, and Liechtenstein...
You try obsessively to get your friends and relatives into the show.
"Invaded my vital regions" has become your favorite quote.
You watched so many Hetalia MADs and is still very updated to the ones that pop up recently.
You tried to make a version of the ending song in your native language... and failed because Cantonese is much too difficult in terms of pronunciation.
You go on Hidekaz's blog every hour to check for any updates.
Whenever you pass an automatic sliding door, you think Canada is opening it for you.
You get a white dog and name it (bloody) Hanatomago.
You would give pasta or ice cream as a birthday gift.
You can never stop looking over your shoulder, since Russia might be there….
Whenever someone mentions British butlers, your mind goes to a dirty place.
You can't think about anything with the word French in it with a straight face.
You now confuse your parents because now you want to talk about history at the dinner table.
You now want to spend a lot of money on old maps and globes that show "joined countries".
Your battle cry is VODKAAAA in honor of Russia.
Your waxer treats you like an escapee from the crazy house when you tell them that you need your eyebrows waxed. They are starting to look like England's.
Your goal in life is to sit on Busbys chair... and survive.
You talk to your favorite character in their native language.
You are constantly repressing the urge to giggle while sitting in German class and the teacher starts talking about German history.
You're in German class and you accidently refer to German as a he or use Der as its article
You read as much APH doujinshi as possible, no matter how mentally scarring.
You are still reading this.
You no longer feel awkward about pairing countries!
You try to come up with matching catch phrases for the countries KARTOFFLN!
You get weird looks from your teachers when they hear you say, "America needs to get into England's pants."
You watch The Young Victoria, and at the scene of the marriage between her and Prince Albert, all you think about is England and Germany getting married.
You actually miss Global History.
You feel awesome about living in a country that is portrayed as a goofball in the series.
You want to go to England just to try the food.
You refuse to brush out/comb out your bed hair because one strand of hair is sticking out exactly like Italy's ahoge.
You mistake the 'Italia' in Italia Iron Chef Showdown as Hetalia.
You read this list so far, and it probably took you an hour or two.
You have a gun fetish because of Switzerland.
You've made OCs for all the ancient countries (ie Mama Greece, Mama Egypt, Scandinavia, etc.).
You tried to make a huge family tree using your ancient OCs, the actual Hetalia characters, and some modern OCs.
While making said tree, you gave yourself a migraine trying to decide exactly where to put Holy Roman Empire and Germany.
You couldn't decide who should be Veneciano and Romano's grandmother.
You racked your brain in an effort to explain how America (Alfred) and Canada (Matthew) could be blond with blue eyes if they were born before England and everyone else got there
You had an O_O moment when you realized just how old China (Yao) is.
You start cracking up when you realize just how many little brothers/sisters Spain had at his peak (how in the world could he handle all of south America, central America, Mexico, AND Romano?!).
Whenever your very small niece/nephew/cousin/brother/sister asks you, "Who is Santa?" you explain, "He is a blonde blue eyed young man from Finland and comes every time whenever you want to celebrate Christmas. He rides the Finland Airlines pulled by reindeers. His favorite pet is named Bloody Hanatamago. And can summon snow at will! What's that? Old? No! Who the hell said that to you? Have YOU seen him? Rudolph was his favorite pet? It's BLOODY HANA TAMAGO, DAMMIT!"
You Celebrate Christmas in January 7! ozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom!!!
You are afraid of Santa Statues because you believe that he will move once Christmas comes. You know he is watching you….
You don't say "pasta" anymore – you say, "PAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
You noted a country's independence/foundation/flag day in your planner, and even drew little flags.
You can differentiate the Austrian and the Latvian flag with a glance.
You don't say Maroon anymore. You say Latvian Red.
You believe that every Red Cross Volunteer has a shotgun.
You cried when your father gave you a Swiss Knife. You wanted a Swiss gun.
You hear someone speak like a Val Girl, you think, "that person must be Polish".
You turned into a fujoshi ("Fu"= rotten "Joshi"= girl – a girl who has a rotten mind, and always think of yaoi.).
You speak like a Val Girl to refer to, like, Poland. And, like, all its topics, that like concern or what-everr, about Poland should totally be spoken in like Val Speak. Or else, it's totally not like Poland anymore! You know!
You believe that all pirates are English.
You watch Jamie Oliver (the Brit cook) and wonder why he doesn't cook badly.
You know the national flower of each country!
You are up until 1:40 AM, reading APH fanfiction and trying to suppress your stupid squeals in an attempt not wake up your family. And it is a school night.
Firefox stops putting the red line under Hetalia.
You made "Hetalia" a part of the dictionary in MS Word.
Whenever someone asks you who Heidi is, you say HE's a cross-dressing boy from the Alps with a shotgun beneath his skirt, on a swing. And if you get on his nerve he'll shoot you dead.
You refer to the red old guy, who everybody refers to as Santa Clause, as Ded Moroz/ Grandpa Frost.
You buy metal wire and make you and your friends wear-able ahoge accessories.
When bad things happen, you want to be a cat.
You see your Australian friend and keep a close eye out for the rabid koala just in case.
Your teacher tells you to draw a country, you draw the character that represents it!
You're sitting in class, your teacher is Chinese and you can't stop putting '-aru' at the end of his sentences in your head.
You draw a lot of APH chibis.
You LSS of Marukaite Chikyuu of different countries and you won't even notice that you're already mumbling its lyrics like in a trance...
Your teacher talks about the Nordic countries, you can't help but picture a family-get-together.
You put Hetalia in your science project.
You say pink you think RUSSIA.
You wrote to Toei to make a new season of Power Rangers called Power Rangers Allied Forces.
You and your friends are fighting over who will be America Red in aforementioned Power Rangers Allied Forces.
You're studying Italy's wars and you can't stop thinking about Chibitalia and Holy Roman Empire.
You always chat with your classmates about Hetalia.
You always say, "I have the blessing of Britannia Angel."
You get a high mark in an English test.
You follow a guy because he's exactly like Poland.
Your mother says, "I love Greece" and you stare at her, then start to giggle hysterically.
You collect the new Sweden-Finland commemorative coins.
Your list of "places to visit before I die" has grown immensely.
You're super-focused on an historical TV program, and if someone dare to disturb you, you give them an earful.
You're watching a quiz program on TV, and when there comes a question of the name of the small country between Switzerland and Austria, you shout, "LIECHTENSTEIN!" Then, you call the guy on the show an idiot for getting the wrong answer
You get all the history questions on quiz shows right
The book "Exploring the 50 States" makes you laugh.
You know how many eyebrow lines Arthur (England) has.
You and your Hetalia friend scare another classmate. For fangirling.
You think it's natural for a country to have gender and sexuality.
History and Geography classes suddenly became more interesting.
You know where Belarus, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and Seychelles are on the map.
You're sad if your country isn't represented.
If Austria is one of your favorite characters, you became more interested in classic music.
You made more than one request on Hetalia kink meme.
You laugh spontaneously in the middle of history/geography class.
You have printed out all of the APH strips you could find and keep them in your wallet instead of money.
You write all your favorite pairings across your history/geography teacher's whiteboard.
You gasp dramatically when someone asks you what "APH" stands for and then laugh when they think it's the initials of your new boyfriend/girlfriend.
You're (or were) counting down the days until the Hetalia movie comes out
You're upset that the regular-Monday-episode has still not been uploaded yet – it's already Friday.
You start writing your own fanfics because you've just got to show everyone how it's done!
You read Machiavelli's "The Prince" just for fun.
You listened to Hetalia music/watched Hetalia the whole time you were doing this list
You listen to multi-language Disney music because of Hetalia
If said Disney music has an attached Hetalia video, you watched it and it made you cry…several times
You've downloaded all 16 character songs, all 17 Marukaite's, all the Hatte Futte's, AND all the OSTs/Background Music from Hetalia AND Paint It White, PLUS the other songs (i.e; Grandpa Rome's song, UK's Campfire Song, Italy's Song to Doitsu, etc etc)
You have over 400 pictures of just ONE Hetalia couple on your computer
You've saved every picture from the blog
You've actually had the tea with the picture of Japan/Germany/England on it
You have the bootleg figurines but didn't know they were bootlegs at the time
You've listened to all the drama CDs even though you can't understand Japanese
You get angry when people correct you, saying "Australia", when you mean Austria
You've read the entire list to the end… And still want to add some more XD
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