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7/1/2012

Now for the real question. human!karkat: ginger or mexican?

6/28/2012

On deviantArt, my username is lil-miss-wannabe, and I go by Izzy for no particular reason.

6/25/2012

so, people here on ff.net have been known to call me clue, but i don't really mind what exactly you call me. if you are under some sort of misconception that i'd actually be uploading stories here, i'm compelled and obliged to tell you that the chances of that happening are about at the odds of j. k. rowling writing another Harry Potter book. i mean, really, you can stop hoping, the series has had its well-deserved and surely long-anticipated happily ever after and that's that.

6/24/2012

clean slate. here we go.

you know that feeling when you go back and read through your old stuff and realize how horrible it all is for one reason or another?

yeah, me, too.

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Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Broken Records at 3 am by Bkipper reviews
A series of drabbles, oneshots, and prompts focusing on Dave Strider and Jade Harley.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Dave S., Jade H.
Heart Of A Hunter by TwilightJunkie12 reviews
"All hail Hunter Caro: son of Artemis!" Follow the life of a demigod as he is claimed and goes on his first quest. Check profile!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010
Cobalt and Teal by Daishi Michiko reviews
Terezi turned, spanning the paper-thin wings. Vriska squeezed her eyes shut and inhaled sharply. She rolled the dice. With a gasp, Terezi's body pitched forward as her spine audibly snapped. Teal blood pooled around her and her breathing grew shallower by the second. - Slight sadstuck, role reversal, and elements of Vriska/Terezi. WARNING: Language, blood. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Vriska S., Terezi P. - Complete
The 13 Loves by NewYorkGirl13 reviews
This is a short 13 chapter story about the characters in the 13 treasures books by Michelle Harrison they are like the coolest books ever. Yet they have no fandom yet.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011
Tutoring a Holt by Volcanic Lily reviews
"Fine, I'll tutor you. But you'd better listen and listen good, because the sooner you learn this, the sooner I don't have to hang out with you anymore." Sinead is annoyed to be tutoring Hamilton, but they soon run into other complications. Hamilton/Sinead.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - [Sinead S., Hamilton H.] - Complete
Silhouette of Dreams by kaworu nagisa reviews
"Everything that happened ... it's only a shadow of a dream now. A silhouette of dreams." "Do you mean that it's a memory?" "No, I mean that we should forget it ever happened and move on." Amy/Ian. Winner of the Madrigal Award for Best Multichap, R5
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
The Official Fanfiction University of the 39 Clues by Miss Fia and Miss Lacey reviews
A spin-off of Camilla Sandman's original OFUM. Welcome to a slightly torturous university that teaches fanbrats through pain, complete with a staff containing many characters from the series, website, and cards.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010
Reading the Sword Thief by CelestialMacabre reviews
Dan, Amy, Nellie, Ian, Saladin, Natalie, Vikram and Isabel, Alistair, Jonah Wizard, and Hamilton Holt are suddenly transported to a magical room. Takes place at the end of the Emperor's Code . A book appears, as well as a letter. They must read to leave
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,395 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010
A Word About Families by lesionfreepretty reviews
Cynicism abounds 21 years after we were introduced to the hunt for the 39 clues- and there still is no clear winner. As a new generation begins to search for the clues, 2 contenders stand out- who are they? and more importantly; who are their parents?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ian K., Amy C.
Ashen by centreoftheselights reviews
When Kanaya receives an unexpected proposition, she seeks advice on the mysterious ways of the auspistice.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kanaya M., Karkat V. - Complete
Who would've Guessed by FaerieQueen3 reviews
What happens when two people who are supposed to be enemies, have to survive together? Find out by following Francessca Margolis and Isaac Bennett in the most dangerous mission of all...love.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Grinning Like an Idiot by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Sinead needs a distraction from Ian and Evan's constant bickering. She gets one, but is it a good thing, or a bad thing? One-shot. Rated that way for a wee-bit of kissing and the fact that I'm paranoid.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
When Mary Met Sue by Another Artist reviews
Bonded by their obsession with the 39 Clues, or more specifically, Ian Kabra, Mary and Sue turn towards fanfiction dot net to "unleash their imagination". Too bad half of the archive is throwing their imagination back at them, flaming hot. COMPLETE.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Her Eyes (OLD) by WrittenAnonymous reviews
She shoved me against the wall, her hands grasping desperately at my shirt. "Rose," I said hoarsely, "we can't...I won't do this to you-" But it was too late; her lips crushed to mine and my words were cut off. It took me a moment to react. But I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,439 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Who Knew so Much Could Come From Laser Tag? by PatonxJulia reviews
Amy finds herself thinking more and more about Ian, and when she meets him in a game of Laser Tag, she is surprised by his reaction. Follow the two through the confusion that is their relationship. Story is a response to 3 challenges.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Love & Hate by eveninganna reviews
In which Nico struggles with his contradicting feelings for Rachel, Annabeth attempts to guide him, and the forbidden couple themselves are shown in moments of dispute and endearment. One-shot, Rachel/Nico, with some Percy/Annabeth on the side.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Nico A., Rachel D. - Complete
Pancakes? by Sanity Optional reviews
In the forums of the 39 Clues fandom, writers across the archive gathered because... well, they were promised free pancakes. - Humor/Parody Multi Chapter. Chapter Twelve; The End.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Lights, Camera, Kill Me Now! by Joelle8 reviews
Natalie Kabra's clothes weren't selling; no one would sign Hamilton Holt onto a football team. Why? According to their agents, publicity is the answer. And that's how the two former enemies end up starring opposite each other in one heck of a movie.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Natalie K., Hamilton H.
Just a Dream by Miss Shelia Foxx reviews
For ABetterNinjaThanDanCahill's 39 Clues Songfic contest. Songfic to Carrie Underwood's Just a Dream.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Natalie K., Dan C. - Complete
That is the Question by seagulls n soap reviews
Amy and Dan brought the Cahills together, but Grace warned of another family, the Vespers. Seconds tick by; the Cahills start to turn against each other, leaving Amy and Dan trying to pick up the pieces. Even together will the Cahills survive the rising?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,815 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
Time Warp by SmurfsTasteGoodOnToast reviews
Irina survived the fire and joined the Madrigals. But what would happen if suddenly her and the other characters are in a time warp?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Irina S.
The Kane Chronicles Pledge by Chick With Brains reviews
This is a pledge I wrote based on the other book pledges on people's profiles. Are you a Kane Chronicles fan? Take the pledge! R&R!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Babysitting by eveninganna reviews
Nico gets stuck babysitting Percy and Annabeth's three-year-old child, Rachel ditches a high-brow party, and unusual childcare ensues. Rachel/Nico, sequel to my "Knocked Up" fic, and also recently revised!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Nico A., Rachel D.] - Complete
Library Conspiracy by do i need a pen name reviews
The Weasley and Potter children have proved that they have excellent matchmaking skills, but they have their work cut out for them with Rose and Scorpius. Or do they? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Date Night by iciclegirl235 reviews
Teenage hormones, ten teenagers with those said hormones, a new restaurant- all trapped in the magical world known as New York City at Nighttime. Oh, the possibilities. Amy/Ian; multiple pairings
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010
Expectations by Joelle8 reviews
And the thing is, despite being the villain's son, you know that you're better off than her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Leo Valdez's 100 Things to do When Bored in Math by April Mayz reviews
Leo brainstorms 100 things to do when you're bored in math.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Leo V.
Relationships by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Are different for everyone. Percabeth, Thaluke, Tratie and Rico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
The Kane Stories by Olympian876 reviews
Carter is a moron. Sadie is a little crazy. Bast hates her owners! What will happen.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Carter K., Sadie K.
The Other Weasley Brother by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Charlie Weasley reflects on his life and the lives of his siblings in the years after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Charlie W. - Complete
The Demigod of Venice by Paige242 reviews
"I believe," Nico said boldly, "that the not-so-innocent Oracle of Apollo has a thing for Italian men." Unintentional snooping and a scandalous magazine lead to something more. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Back to Basics, Back to Reality by Shawdee reviews
Ian Kabra finally figured out what the vial Amy gave him did, it brought back the four original Cahill’s, only so much younger. Now they must learn what it means to be family again, or suffer the consequence of death.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009
But a walking shadow by greenconverses reviews
If the Capitol thinks they can break him like this, they've got another thing coming. Finnick Odair doesn't fight fair, least of all where Annie Cresta is concerned. Pre-series. Finnick/Annie.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Finnick O., Other tributes - Complete
The Only Exception by Lambbaby reviews
You pull away, tell yourself that you can’t, tell him that you can’t because you promised, you swore you wouldn’t.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by greenconverses reviews
In which Annabeth gets chained to a rock, Percy gets to gloat, and someone gets sacrificed to a fearsome child of Poseidon. Written for the pjo kinkmeme.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Lost and Found by greenconverses reviews
Nico's been misplacing a lot of items lately, and they all seem to be showing up in the same place - Rachel's apartment. Nico/Rachel, futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
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