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Author has written 12 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Shakespeare, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Soul Eater, Death Note, and Homestuck.
I GRADUATED! How awesome is that?! You know how hard it is to update your profile and read Homestuck at the same time? Yeah, that's what I thought.
So anyway, I've been procrastinating so much, this counts as a record even by my standards. I've been reacquainting myself with technology and its wonderful ways. It's been...oh I don't know, about 9 months since I've accessed the web (not counting all summer after graduating). Mom and Dad say I'm addicted. I just hate that their kind of right. Also, as of right now, Dad is getting his gallbladder removed. That's about as interesting as my summer's been. Other than my latest online exploits.
And what might they be, you ask? I discovered a world where I am in a moment swept in a rhapsody of euphoric joy, only to be thrust spontaneously into the heavy wash cycle of confusion and psychosis. A world of wonder and shenanigans. Something that has taught me what it really means to puke rainbows. In a word: Homestuck. And I'm not even close to caught up.
What else have my exploits in this vast system of connected tubes we call the Internet? Won't say, it may spoil an upcoming fanfiction I'm doing. Let's just say the word "psychosis" has a lot to do with it. Somehow, I feel as though all this information will be important to you later on.;)
Did you even read this?
Some of My Junk:
Forgive Us Our Trespasses:
News: Envy killed me and now I can't update. The end.
Joshua "Josh" Shay
Raven "Rae" Barnes
Julia "Ju" O'Neill (currently dead)
Alchemy of the Soul
Winter Blue and Spring Green
Temporarily on Hiatus due to lack of poem inspiration. T_T Till then, stay in your emo corner and try not to grow too many mushrooms!
Original Character: Minori.
Pocky in Ramen
Your Secret's Safe With Me
The Simple Honest Truth
All The World's A Stage: A Parody Of Errors
Mary Mary? Quite Contrary!
Coming Soon: A Crossover
To insanity, and beyond!!
When life gives you lemons, don't read them!
Some people say I have a bad attitude. Screw them!
I'm so smart I'm damn-near retarded!
"Damn mice; now they come with tanks!" -a LOLcat, referring to a turtle.
This looks like a job for...Minor Character Man! -Tristan Taylor.
TV Tropes will ruin your life. I had no life before TV Tropes, and yet it still ruined it. BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE!
National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support!
You can't shake hands with a closed fist. But you can fist-pump!
I will not be understood! UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!
When you see a fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Bera
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Screw the rules! I have money!
Screw the money! I have rules!...Wait, let me try that again.
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!
Just as planned.
IT'S A TRAP!
*insert witty/clever/funny internet meme here*
Team Matt: Sixteen panels, thirty seconds, forever in our hearts.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I laugh so hard I will cry.
Holy *bleep* on a *bleep* sandwich with *bleep* on top and a side helping of *bleep*! -Tristan from YuGiOh Abridged
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
The human whose name is written in this notebook shall die. Except Chuck Norris. If you right Chuck Norris's name in the Death Note, you have forty seconds before he kills you.
Finally, a non-Chuck Norris-related copypasta! Wait...
Team Chrona: Because if you rearrange the letters in the word "emo", you get "moe"
Repeat after me: I do believe in commas. I do, I do.
I have ADD. Easy as 1-2-3, A-B-C, D-E-F-G-H...Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Potassium, Sodium...salt, pepper...spaghetti -PASTA! Marukaite Chikyuu -oh wait, what was I saying?
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird.
You have to RESPECT THE N00BS!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
COPY AND PASTE:
IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS NOT X-MAS OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS SILLIES!! I KEEP SEEING MERRY X-MAS EVERYWHERE AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! -(from werefen2's profile)
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ I am a Christian and if you have a problem with my religion... Good luck with that one.
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, Art is a bang XD, A'isha Ishtar, CelticKawaii
ಠ_ಠ ; If that's how you feel about yaoi, put this on your profile.
If your favorite characters in almost all the animes or mangas are the wierdest ones, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's always the weird ones! That's why I like them!
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.
If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If your crazy/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile. (I love seeing that!!!) :D
If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.
If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.
If you've ever cracked a joke that no one understood, and yet you thought it was hilarious, copy this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you are a geek, and are not ashamed of the fact, copy this to your profile.
If you think geeks are smexy, then copypasta this into your profile.
If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV, then copypasta this into your profile.
If you think yiff (lewdness/porn featuring furries) is sick, copy this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Raise your hand if you want to smack the hand of reason.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you think we should all shuck the gender debate and just give Chrona a hug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If cheese, then put this on your profile.
If you were random enough to put that last one on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you plan on writing a non-fanfic story and publishing it as a book, copy and paste this onto your profile
Chocolate is the food of the gods, if you agree then copy and paste this onto your profile! (It's not an opinion, it's a fact of life)
If you watch cool and exciting shonen anime for reasons OTHER than seeing cute boys, copy and paste this in your profile.
93 of the female population under 19 would be screaming in horror if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off of the Empire State building. Paste this into your profile of you would be one of the 7 percent wondering why so many people liked them that much.
Many, many, many... many people love Twilight. Copy & paste if you love to HATE on it.
If you believe Redheads are sexier than Emos then copy and paste this onto your profile!
89% of the female Amican population would be freaking out if Justin Bieber was standing on the face of a cliff. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be part of the 11% that would be screaming "Do a flip!"
If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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