Author has written 17 stories for iCarly, Victorious, Good Luck Charlie, Total Drama series, Barbie, and Outsiders.
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TOTAL DRAMA SERIES COPY AND PASTES
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NoCo! If you're an NxC fan, put that on your profile!
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Once upon a time there was a girl who was beautiful, smart, strong, and perfect in every way. She went on Total Drama Island and was friends with everyone but Heather and Courtney, because they're bitchez. Duncan fell in love with her, and they're SOULMATES!! If you hate the Mary-Sue TDI fangirls, and all they're awful fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you think Seddie is much better than Creddie, copy and paste this onto your profile.iCARLY CORY AND PASTES
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I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.
I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A Stopped Clock Is Right Twice A Day.
If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I'm sure someone cares that you're alive. It's just not me!
When you cry, I cry, when you laugh, I laugh, when you jump off the side of that cliff, I laugh even harder.
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
We are not retreating . . . we are advancing in another direction.
Yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
Love me or hate me personally I could care less
Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Tell the truth and run.
Silence is golden but ductape is silver.
One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
Let me write that down in my 'Things I Don't Really Give F About' notebook.
Yea you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think your stupid.
Warning: I'm sarcastic and I hurt people's feeling sometimes, boo hoo. Get over it!
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.
You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping you.
Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. Aww you think I'm beautiful? Thanks for the complement!
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
He says I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.
Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.
A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and screams "NO SHE'S MINE."
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.
Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
There's truth behind every 'just kidding,' curiosity behind every 'just wondering,' knowledge behind every 'I don't know,' and emotion behind every 'I don't care
"Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning to dance in the rain"
"People who have never been outside in the rain are missing out :)"
"So if the world end's in 2012 Ive spent my whole life in school...oh what a lovely thought."
"Cupcakes are just ugly muffiins."
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be happy to make an exception.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.
You're not breaking the law unless you're caught.
It's my way or the highway. Get used to it.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
When in doubt, make up words!
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Hard work’s never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
To be wise you must first be young and stupid.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Most people are stupid. It's mostly because they think they're smart.
I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
I'm no Angel, just an innocent Devil.
I didn't hit you. I high-fived your face.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.
My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
Boys have feelings too. . . But who cares?
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!
I didn't lose my mind - I sold it on E-Bay!
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Unfortunatly, stupidity isn't a crime so you’re free to go.
Attitude problem? I don’t have a problem with my attitude.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Is there another word for synonym?
Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask 'Why me?' Then a voice answers 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I'm the girl that could watch hundreds of horror movies and not be scared, but would scream at the top of her lungs when waffles pops out of the toaster.
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words.
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday.
PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
I'm the kinda girl who walks into a chair and apologizes.
Everyones entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the privilage.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words.
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.
Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought.
Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
The buddy system is essential: it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
I did what they said and chose the road less travelled...Now where the heck am I?
Boys are cute when they try to be smart.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
Last night I played a blank tape and full blast…the mime next door went nuts.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
When cheese gets it’s picture taken… what does it say?
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Everyday I have to add someone to the list of people that piss me off.
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
So many stupid people, so little duct tape.
I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?
If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don't remove it - I might be writing in my dreams. Terri Guillemets
Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. William Wordsworth
To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the inner music that the words make. Truman Capote
In a world where everyone's guilty, the only crime is getting caught.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.
A journey of a thosand miles must begin with a single step.
I don't need romance, I have goldfish.
What doesn't kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt.
Revenge is sweet, but there are others flavors to it as well.
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
Without me, it's just aweso.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
Lemonade is for Ballerinas.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
When in doubt, mumble.
My mother always told me, if you can't say anything nice then don't say it at all. And then people always wonder why I'm so quiet...
Sorry! I can't come! My sister's friend's mom's uncle's grandson's brother's niece best friend's grandpa's goldfish just died. It was sad...
I'm so glad McDonald's doesn't sell hot dogs. I just don't think I could order a "McWeiner" with a straight face! Don't even get me started on getting it super-sized!
The below statement is true
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
"When did you become so crazy?"
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
I see regular people! Run for your lives!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
You say physco like it's a bad thing...
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"
Friends are like potatoes: if you eat them, they die.
Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
I don't have anger management problems. I just prefer to solve my issues with violence.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I tried being normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.
I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.
That's pretty illegal, even for us.
Roses are red,
"Moths are just broken butterflies" - Tori Vega from Victorious
I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
Tu Madre. Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?
We're all gonna die, but I got a helmet.
So stick that in your juice box and suck it.
Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I'll draw you a picture.
insanity is good
Chaos, panic and disorder... well, my work here is done.
Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?
"He sees you when you're sleeping,
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
I want this man dead. When I say 'dead', I mean seriously dead. Beaten, broken. His-head-mounted-on-my-wall kind of dead!
Don't die, I order you not to die!
FanFiction. Because I could write my own stories, but it's more fun to mess with theirs.
A B C D E F G... I will kill your family!
Something is missing from my _niverse
"Quick, Everyone act natural!" *Everyone strikes the Most un-natural pose ever.*
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
LifeWouldBeBetter if I could Play the moments Pause the memories Stop the pain Rewind the happiness.
You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Huh. Sanity. What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up.
Pardon me, but you've mistaken me for someone who actually gives a damn.
I'm sorry, they had to remove part of my soul to make room for more sarcasm.
What drugs are you on? And can I have some?
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Hello, kiddies, look at that van, now back to me, then back at that van, now back to me. Sadly, we have no more strawberry ice cream, but if you get in with us now, we can get you some.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
From s o f t.l u l l a b y's profile
"you can put your hands over your ears to the things you don't want to hear. you can shut your eyes to the things you don't want to see. but, you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to love."
"i miss you a little, i guess you could say; a little too often, a little too much, a little bit more, each&every day."
"when you left me, you made something like a deep gash in my heart. over time, yes, it will heal. but there will always be a scar."
"trying to forget you is like trying to remember someone i never knew. impossible."
"real loss only occurs when you lose something you love more then yourself."
"love is said to be magic. but in the end, magic is just an illusion . . . isn't it?"
"have you ever been in love? horrible, isn't it? it makes you so vulnerable. it opens your chest&it opens your heart&it means that someone can get inside you&mess you up. you build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you. then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life . . . you give them a piece of you. they didn't even ask for it. they did something dumb one day, like kiss you, or smile at you&then your life isn't your own anymore. love takes hostages. it gets inside you. it eats you out&leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe-we-should-just-be-friends', turns into a glass splinter working it's way into your heart. it hurts. not just in the imagination. not just in the mind. it's a soul hurt, a real gets-inside-you&rips-you-apart-pain. i hate love."
"sometimes i wish i were a little kid again; after all, skinned knees&broken arms are more easily healed then a broken heart."
"relationships are a little like glass; sometimes, it is better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together."
"the worst thing you ever did to me? you made me fall for you, when in reality, you had no intention of catching me."
"i want to hurt you like you hurt me, i want to fall out of love with you, because you never loved me; i want to just hate you . . . but i can't."
"once upon a time, i was falling in love. . . but, now? i'm just falling apart."
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Female Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: When I imagine you with me, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Man: I'm God's gift to women
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and past this if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump JUMP JUMP JUMP... SPLAT... WOOHOOOO!!!
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
(.• (.•(.• (.•
If you're NOT in the 95 of preteen girls who'd cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to jump off a BIG skyscraper, and would bring a lawnchair and popcorn to watch happily then copy and paste this into your profile.
"They hurt her"
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
5 Reasons why Taylor Swift is a Seddie Shipper:
5) In a lot of her music videos, the blonde is in love with the brunet who is infatuated with another brunette. Proof: You Belong With Me, Teardrops on My Guitar, Picture to Burn (sorta, just seems like what Sam would do if Freddie cheated on her)
4) Have you even heard the lyrics to Invisible?
3) Her songs are very popular in Seddie fanvids
2) She has a country style voice, much like Jennette McCurdy's
1) You can tell she knows that friendship is important in a relationship. In her music vids, she doesn't try to force her way between the brunet and brunette's happiness.
Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson=TRUE MAD DORK LOVE!
They claim they hate each other.
They bet each other.
They bug the heck out of one another.
One hurts the other physically and verbally.
The other takes the punches or tries to come up with a good come back.
One pranks the other.
The other has surprisingly succeeded in pranking the one back.
One loves food.
The other is disgusted by the one's eating habits.
One loves techy stuff.
The other messes with it to bug the one or hurts the one with it.
One's a straight A student,
The other's a straight D student.
One's a bully.
The other's a dork.
One gave up a cruise for the other so they wouldn't be upset anymore.
The other defended the one when being made fun of for not having their first kiss.
Sometimes they get along.
Sometimes they share looks and smiles.
Once they shared their first kiss.
They've dated and pined after so many other people, yet are still left single.
Each want a companion.
Sometimes they do admit they care for the other.
They love one another.
Not one of them will admit, though,
But deep down they know.
I mean, how else can you say, "I hate you" with a grin plastered on your face?
A friend will help you move your couch. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on. A best friend tells you to suck it up, and beat up the person who made you cry.
A friend will hide you when you're running from he police. A best friend is probably the reason why you're running.
A friend only lasts a little while, but a best friend will be with you for eternity.
A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?"
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A friend will borrow your stuff for a few days, then return it. A best friend will lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
A thousand Christmas puppies that got too old,
A thousand frightening giants that really had hearts of gold.
A thousand heartless puppy mills that never really cared,
A thousand ignorant owners that were not prepared
A thousand underfed puppies that never had a chance,
A thousand brave souls teach us about endurance.
There are millions of homeless dogs in America alone whose owners abandoned them.
Adopt before you buy, Think before you adopt.
A dog is for life.
Post this on your profile if you support homeless pets.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxiLove AmandaxX, Clamanter
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you," she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you," nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100. How about achieving 103? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
B U L L S H I T
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it...
(x)You are a wannabe at sometimes
() You surf
(x) You love technology
() You are/were a CIT
(X) You love animals
() You have/had a mohawk
() You often lift weights
() You're home schooled
() You love parties
(x) You're Goth
() You can be a pervert at some times
() You're the Queen Bee
(x) You're crazy/psycho
() You're the eye candy
() You have a BFFFL
() You're the ghetto girl
() You are/were a blonde
(x) You are a bookworm
() You're overweight
() You have a BFFFL
() You play/played the guitar
(x) You suck at sports
Looks like I'm most like Noah. Awesome, as of now I can state that 'sports are not my forte' and it will be twice as true.
I found this on MyMedicineIsMusic's profile
Cody: Hey, Noah! Do you like cocoa?
Cody: Do you like NoCo?
I love you
she believed me
Mentally Ill Test:
(x) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
() You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
GRAND TOTAL: 22
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
From Mystery Hunter's profile... M-Tear justs loves it!
When the fires came
Maybe they have to be crazy.
You say vampire, I say FBI Agent
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night (or whenever) when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people, or yourself.
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your pet goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term "hinky".
15. You've used two or more "Ziva-isms".
16. You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee.
17. You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!
18. You've accidentally tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen.
19. You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song.
20. You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics.
21. You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12.
22. You ALWAYS break rule 12.
23. You cried at the end of "Till Death Do Us Part".
24. You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva.
25. Your video game username is "Elf Lord".
26. You've tried making your hair like Ziva's.
27. You copy and paste this into your profile.
My 'The Outsiders' Obsession
If you see Johnny as a deep person like Ponyboy does, add this to your profile.
If you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan, and are a proud member of TEAM GREASER and can't stand Socs...COPY AND PASTE!
If you support Sodapop Curtis, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know in fact Dallas Winston is BLOND, but don't the heck mind when Matt Dillon played him, copy and paste.
You Know You're Obsessed With The Outsiders When...
You laugh every time you drink a soft drink for reasons unknown to people around you.
You name your horse (or any other pet) Ponyboy.
You've looked up Robert Frost poems before, just to read Nothing Gold Can Stay from a million different sources.
You've read Gone With the Wind, even though it's more than a thousand pages long, for no other reason except because it was mentioned in The Outsiders.
If you HAVE read Gone With the Wind, you get randomly excited and squeal at the page where it quotes exactly, "riding into sure death because they were gallant".
You've started wearing black leather jackets, old jeans, and white t-shirts a lot more than you usually do.
You've researched the 60s for fun, and you have asked questions concerning the 60s to your baffled history teacher.
You've tried slicking back your hair with hair gel/grease and squealed happily at the results.
You've bleached your hair just because Ponyboy did.
You've started caring about your hair a lot more than you did before.
You've stopped getting haircuts.
You daydream about the greasers and imagine yourself in their time period.
You have a sudden urge to eat bologna...although you may think it tastes like spicy dirt.
Your fear of fire has suddenly become a bit disturbing or you can't be around fire without bawling.
You suddenly start looking for greasers when you're out of your house.
You compare random people to The Outsiders characters when you see them.
You've started using the words, "ain't", "golly", "gee", "dig", "tuff", and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares you're getting from people around you.
You've read the book so many times you could quote entire pages from it.
You love your English teacher for getting you to read it.
You announce to your stunned parents that your new favorite cartoon character is Mickey Mouse.
You want to hit people when your teacher's showing the Outsiders movie, and they don't pay attention to it/laugh at it.
You rush up to every random person reading the book, squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is, and how much they're gonna love it so much. You say these thing to COMPLETE STRANGERS too.
You suddenly wish you had a southern accent, and you love people who actually do.
You've developed a sudden interest in old movies.
You do a double take each time someone says the word "soda" or "pony".
You laugh every time you drink Pepsi (Ponyboy's addiction) or Coke (Dally/Cherry incident)
You write "Stay Gold" as the last line of every letter you write.
You've paused the movie at the very beginning when Ponyboy writes in his composition book, and tried to copy his handwriting.
You've wondered what it would be like the live as a greaser in the 1960s.
You and your best friend spend three hours running around the mall asking random people where you can find some white and black Converse high-tops, just because Ponyboy has white ones and Johnny has black. Then you spend all your mom's birthday money buying some.
You spend twenty bucks at the bouncy ball machine, trying to get a red one. Then when you do, you walk around your subdivision for hours, bouncing it like Ponyboy does in the beginning of the movie.
You laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house"
Certain songs remind you of characters/gang.
You've committed the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory
You've written (or are writing) multiple fanfictions relating to the Outsiders
You start quoting the book.
You've memorized the number page on your favorite parts
You make a list of Greasers and Socs using people you know.
When talking to someone who has never read it, you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name.
You freak whenever you see a blue Mustang.
You've read the book multiple times
After reading it again, you wonder at the details. (Like why Sodapop signed his full name on his letter to his little brother. Did he think that he'd been forgotten? Or why they mentioned the nightmares...?)
You go to Dairy Queen. While at said restaurant, you order bar-bq-sandwiches and banana splits.
You contemplate the meaning of "gallant"
You start calling your group of close friends a gang
You watch sunsets (and sunrises)
You say "Oh My (S. E.) Hinton" or "Oh My insert Outsiders character name here" instead of Oh My G. (from JanayOkay14)
When a friend asks you to borrow the book, you pause becuase you don't want to part with it
You point out all of the itty-bitty details that they got wrong in the movie (Dally's hair color, Ponyboy getting shoved instead of slapped, etc)
You eat chocolate cake for breakfast and immediately think of the the Curtises
You have to stop yourself from laughing whenever someone says "soda"
When someone says "pony" you immediately think "boy!"
You continually ask your history teacher about the Vietnam war, or anything else pertaining to the sixties
When people say sixties, you think of greasers and Socs, not hippies like most.
You have a GIGANTIC FAN ATTACK (bouncing up and down, hyperventilating...) when Ralph Macchio danced to "Stay Gold".
You read this list and laugh at how many things you've done
Socials may be large, Socials may be rough,
You say Edward, I say Ponyboy.
Nature's first green is gold
"I'm only 14 and The Outsiders has taught me some valuable life lessons:
Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you.
Sodapop taught me that it's okay to be laid back sometimes.
Darry taught me to protect the ones I love.
Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt.
Two-Bit taught me that it's okay to make a joke every once in a while.
Steve taught me that you should always stick by your best friends and that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars.
Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold."
Be a dreamer like Ponyboy
This is a line that Mystery just thinks is beautiful.
"Love is beautiful." She smiled. "It'll kill you, but it's beautiful."
Found this on Cinderwing's profile... oh Ralph, you kill Mystery.
"Patrick lived a hundred lifetimes in one. I will remember him for that, and I will remember him for how much he loved his wife Lisa. He was such an intense actor, so full of passion and vigor. He definitely made the most out of it. It's a sad day... He played my brother twice, so I feel like I lost a brother today. " Rob Lowe
"I have always had a special place in my heart for Patrick. While I was fortunate enough to work with him in three films, it was our passion for horses that forged a friendship between us that I treasure to this day. Not only did we lose a fine actor today, I lost my older Outsiders brother. My heart goes out to not only his entire family, but all his fans as well." Tommy Howell
"Patrick fought the ultimate fight as passionate as he embraced his life—with strength, dignity and grace. His love of his work and family was inspirational. He touched so many...I am proud to have shared in his journey... Remembering my fellow greaser. Stay Gold, buddy." Ralph Macchio
All this is from Ladybugs' profile. and yes, Mystery does support ALL of these.
The Outsiders Pairings!!
If you support Sodapop/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!
If you support Darry/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!
If you support Sodapop/Darry, copy this into your profile!
If you support Darry/Ponyboy/Sodapop, copy this into your profile!
If you support Johnny/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!
If you support Two-Bit/Ponyboy copy this into your profile!
If you support Dallas/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!
If you support Steve/Ponyboy, copy this into your profile!
If you support Sodapop/Steve, copy this into your profile!
If you support Sodapop/Dallas, copy this into your profile!
If you support Sodapop/Two-Bit, copy this into your profile!
If you support Sodapop/Johnny, copy this into your profile!
If you support Dallas/Johnny, copy this into your profile!
If you support Dallas/Two-Bit, copy this into your profile!
If you support Dallas/Darry, copy this into your profile!
If you support Dallas/Steve, copy this into your profile!
If you support Johnny/Two-Bit, copy this into your profile!
If you support Johnny/Steve, copy this into your profile!
If you support Johnny/Darry, copy this into your profile!
If you support Two-Bit/Steve, copy this into your profile!
If you support Two-Bit/Darry, copy this into your profile!
If you support Darry/Steve, copy this into your profile!
If you support the seven way gay orgy including the entire gang, copy this into your profile.
If you think Dally and Johnny should live though the book copy and paste.