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Author has written 6 stories for Oliver!, Family Guy, and Little House on the Prairie.

ATTENTION!!!! I am currently working on writing an X-Men inspired RENT fic. If you have any ideas for powers for Roger, Maureen, and/or Joanne (or really any character), please PM me.

PM ME WITH YOUR IDEAS!


Hey! I'm crazyhistorynerd, but you can call me Charley, Charley Bates, Mary, Mo, Stalker, or Crazy, 'cause I am.


Now to tell you about me!

Name: Not tellin'. Just use one of the nicknames above.

Hair Color: Brown-Blonde

Eye Color: Blue/Gray

Favorite Color: Black, Blue, White, Pink, Purple, Orange, Red, Yellow

Favorite TV SHow: Little House On the Prairie, The Waltons

Favorite Movie: RENT, Oliver Twist, Stand By Me

Favorite Musical: RENT, Oliver!

Favorite Singer: Idina Menzel, RENT Movie Cast

Hobbies: Um... Journaling, writing (original and fanfiction), drawing, singing, listening to music, surfing the Internet, obsessing

Nationality: American, English, Polish, German, East Cherokee, Czech

Favorite Stores: Aeropostale, Barnes & Noble, Forever 21


Story Updates

Budding Roses: Complete. 2 reviews.

The Rose: 4 chapters. 3 reviews.

King Me: One Shot. 2 reviews.

Descend: One Shot. 1 review.


Couples I Support!

Family Guy: BrianxStewie, BrianxMeg, PeterxLois, MegxQuagmire

Little House On The Prairie: CharlesxCaroline, Mr. EdwardsxMary, LauraxWillie, LauraxAlbert, CassandraxWillie, Mr.EdwardsxGrace, NelliexPercival

Stand By Me: ChrisxOC, TeddyxOC, GordiexOC, VernxOC

Oliver Twist: CharleyxBet, DodgerxBet, DodgerxNancy

Rent: AngelxCollins, MimixRoger, MarkxMaureen, JoannexMaureen, MimixMaureen


List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Charles

2. Mr. Edwards

3. Jack

4. Caroline

5. Mary

6. Carrie

7. Laura

8. Albert

9. Doctor Baker

10. Mr. Hansen

11. Grace

12. Mrs. Oleson

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not really.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Impossible.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oh Hell No. Pedophilia.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Still, pedophilia.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Mr. Edwards and Mrs. Oleson hate each other. Ew. That's sickening. Laura would be scarred for life.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Jack had always been a good dog. And now, when Mr. Hansen calls on him for comfort in his final hours, is Jack up to the challenge. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Not really. Only if it's father/son stuff.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Unexpected Company

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

No. He's not even a character option. I should fix that.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

IDK.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bad Reputation. Seriously, he's a murderer and on drugs. That's one crap-tastic reputation.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Awkward.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just a few days ago.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Charles and Laura (Ew) are in a happy relationship until Laura runs off with Caroline (Ew). Charles, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Grace and a brief unhappy affair with Mrs. Oleson, then follows the wise advice of Mary and finds true love with Jack (That's just weird).

What title would you give this fic?

One Serious Crackfic including Pedophilia and Possible Dog Rape

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I've actually kind of thought of that one. I would kind of like it. Pretty angsty, though.


List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Peter

2. Quagmire

3. Lois

4. Stewie

5. Meg

6. Brian

7. Chris

8. Cleveland

9. Herbert

10. Joe

11. Bonnie

12. Adam West

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

I haven't read one. That would be an interesting pairing.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's a baby. No.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Impossible.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No Herbert-Centric fics, but he plays a small role in some I've read.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oh Hell No. They HATE each other.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10 is probably better. 5/9 is just creepy.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

No Comment.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Joe and Lois didn't know how it all started, but they liked it.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I don't think so.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Help From Adam We

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Yes.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

IDK.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't know.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Awkward.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't know.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Peter and Chris (Ew) are in a happy relationship until Chris runs off with Stewie (Ew). Peter, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bonnie and a brief unhappy affair with Adam West, then follows the wise advice of Meg and finds true love with Lois.

What title would you give this fic?

One Serious Crackfic

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

That would be odd.


List eight of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Mimi

2. Angel

3. Joanne

4. Collins

5. Maureen

6. Benny

7. Roger

8. Mark

1. Have you ever read a Six/One fic? Do you want to?

No. I prefer MimixRoger.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes. Very.

3. What would happen if Two got Eight pregnant?

Impossible.

4. Can you recall any fics about Eight?

Yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Never.

6. Five/Eight or Five/One? Why?

I like both.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One having sex?

Ew. Roger would be pissed that his girlfriend was cheating on him.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/One fic.

They may not have that much in common, but they can pull together in the hardest of times.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Two hurt/comfort fic.

You Give Me Hope

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Yeah.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw One?

Yes.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

No Day But Today

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Two fic, what would the warning be?

Awkward.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (2), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Mimi and Roger are in a happy relationship until Roger run off with Collins (WTF). Mimi, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mark and a brief unhappy affair with Angel, then follows the wise advice of Maureen and finds true love with Joanne.

What title would you give this fic?

Mimi's Strange Quest For Love

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

OK.


List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. The Artful Dodger

2. Fagin

3. Oliver

4. Charley Bates

5. Bet

6. Bill

7. Nancy

8. Mr. Brownlow

9. Mrs. Bedwin

10. Bullseye

1. Have you ever read a Six/One fic? Do you want to?

Never. Scarred for life at the thought.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Totally hot!

3. What would happen if Two got Eight pregnant?

Impossible.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oh Hell No. Again, scarred for life at the thought.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Six having sex?

Oh God. Nancy would be pissed. And for Fagin!?

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Bullseye was a dog. Oliver was a human. The typical human/animal bond pursues.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nope.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Two hurt/comfort fic.

Wandering Minds

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Yeah.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw One?

Totally.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Minus the Fagin, yeah. CharleyxBet is awesome!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

You Suck

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Two fic, what would the warning be?

Awkward.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

There are not a whole lot of Bet fics.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (10) and a brief unhappy affair with (2), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

The Artful Dodger and Nancy are in a happy relationship until Nancy ran away with Charley Bates (unexpected twist). Dodger, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bullseye (Ew) and a brief unhappy affair with Fagin (ewer), then follows the wise advice of Bet and finds true love with Oliver. (Yuck)

What title would you give this fic?

The Crazy Days Of Lost Love

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

That would be so disgusting.


Pick 10 characters that you like from a TV show or book, or just from any movie and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1: Angel

2: Roger

3: Collins

4: Mark

5: Maureen

6: Mimi

7: Joanne

8: Mr. Edwards

9: Jack

10: Mary

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would hug her and ask what was wrong.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

"I thought you were with Mimi?"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I freak out and say, "Collins you perv!"

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

MarkxJack? Jack's a dog. I would freak out and almost die laughing.

5 cooked you dinner?

Hug her!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Awkward.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family

Awesome! I'm related to a Rentie!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

OMG! Mr. Edwards! Probably plague or mountain fever. I would cry, like I did during the Little House episode "Plague".

9 made fun of your friends?

i would hug Jack and then wonder how he was speaking.

10 ignored you all the time?

I would hit her in the head makng her go blind and then hug her because, after all, she is my Little House alter-ego.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Angel would kick ass! In stilettos! :)

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Take care of me but act all emo.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Some Stoli! Then I'd have to tell him I'm underage. Then I'd get a hug.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Film it.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Talk me out of it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

No way. Mary's straight. Mimi would remind us of that and the fact that I'm 14 and don't know my sexual orientation.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Tango.

You're angry about it afterwords, how does 8 calm you down?

Dance and sing.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Watch and bark cause he's JUST THAT AWESOME!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Laugh too.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

She's cute and funny. But she's with Collins and I am a major shipper of that couple.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

WTF??!! Jack's a dog and you're with Mimi.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Why would I be with Collins. He's gay and with Angel. But I would totally be with him if he were straight and not with ANgel.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Weird. Why does everyone want to date Jack! I mean I love Jack, but he's a dog. That's a different kind of love.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Maybe. I kind of ship MimixMaureen.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

6 is a she.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Umm...

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Well, he does lose most of his love. I'd tell him to get together with Jane when she comes to Walnut Grove. Or just don't become and alcoholic after your son dies. Then he'd stay with Grace.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Wow... a dog has a crush on me. I still love him, bit not in that way.

Would 2 trust 5?

Yes.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Nothing.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Yogurt, rice, beans and cheese.

7 won the lottery?

Rather calm, but psyched on the inside.

8 had quite a big secret?

Most likely.

9 became a singer?

Again, he's a dog.

What would 1 think of 2?

They're friends.

What would 4 envy about 5?

I don't know.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

IDK.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both girls.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

I don't know.

Where would 8 meet 9?

At the Inaglls's house.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Again, 9 is Jack, the dog.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Maybe Mary would be scared of Angel if she was a homophobe.

Is 3 Gay?

Yes.


Rent Character Quiz Results

Collins-8

Joanne-8

Angel-7

Mark-7

Roger-7

Maureen-5

Mimi-2

Quiz Link:


High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


OUR GUY SIDE:

()You love hoodies.
()You love jeans.
()Dogs are better than cats.
()It's hilarious when people get hurt.
()You've played with/against boys on a team.
()Shopping is torture.
()Sad movies suck.
()You own/ed an X-Box.
()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
()At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
()You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
()You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
()You watch sports on TV.
()Gory movies are cool.
()You go to your dad for advice.
()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
()You like going to high school football games.
()You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
()Baggy pants are cool to wear.
()It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
()Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
()You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
()Sports are fun.
()Talk with food in your mouth.
()Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

()You wear lip gloss/stick.
()You love skirts.
()Cats are better than dogs.
()You love to shop.
()You wear eyeliner.
()You wear the color pink.
(x)Go to your mom for advice.
()Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
()You hate wearing the colour black.
()You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
()You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
()You like wearing jewelry.
()Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
()You don't like the movie Star Wars.
()You were in gymnastics/dance.
()It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
(x)You smile a lot more than you should.
()You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
()You care about what you look like.
()You like wearing dresses when you can.
()You like wearing body perfume.
()You love the movies.
()Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I still do ;)
()Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 7


I am not Team Edward or Team Jacob or any of those "common/regular" teams. I have some better ones...Copy and Paste if you're a member of any of these! :)

Oliver Twist- Team Charley

Family Guy- Team Brian

Stand By Me- Team Teddy

Little House On The Prairie- Team Mr. Edwards and Team Jack

Rent: Team Angel, Team Collins


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


I'm SMART so I MUST be bad at sports.

I LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST be vain

and shallow.

I EAT ORGANIC so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippe and I MUST think
all meat-eaters should be shot

I'm an ATHEIST so I must be anti-Christian

I SUPPORT HILLARY CLINTON so I MUST be a whiny bitch

I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME so I MUST be a self-centered retard

I have a MENTAL DISORDER so I MUST be a criminal.

I am SKINNY so I MUST be annorexic.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HATIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm an ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be a homophobe

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down everyone's throat

I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST hate poor people

I'm IN MIDDLE SCHOOL so I MUST be immature

I am LIBERAL so I MUST be gay

I am LIBERAL so I MUST think all conservatives should be shot

I'm a DEMOCRAT so I MUST hate Republicans

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be emo

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenience store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irrisponsible slut

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm PRETTY so I MUST NOT be a virgin

I HAVE STRIGHT "A"S so I MUST have no social life

I'm into THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a ho

I'm COLUMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay, too

I'm BRAZILLAN so I MUST have a big butt

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be ugly.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and
drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to
castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and
is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent,
love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or
MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a
TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up
with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling
perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst
into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having
problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

I'm EMO so I must cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I like to be LOVED so I MUST be a Lesbian, Hippy or Gay.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


-When Lucille Ball began studying to be actress in 1927, she was told by the head instructor of the John Murray Anderson Drama School, "Try any other profession."
-27 publishers rejected Dr. Seuss's first book, To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street.
-R. H. Macy failed seven times before his store in New York City caught on.
-Charles Schultz had every cartoon he submitted rejected by his high school yearbook staff. Oh, and Walt Disney wouldn't hire him.
-After Fred Astaire's first screen test, the memo from the testing director of MGM, dated 1933, read, "Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little." He kept that memo over the fire place in his Beverly Hills home. Astaire once observed that "when you're experimenting, you have to try so many things before you choose what you want, that you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion." And here is the reward for perseverance: "The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style."
-"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall." ~ Confucius
I DON'T TAKE NO WITHOUT FIGHTING BACK! Do you?


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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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Some say love, it is a river that drowns the tender reed.

Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.

When the night has been too lonely

And the road has been too long

And you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong.

Just remember, in the winter far beneath the bitter snows lies the seed that with the sun's love, in the spring becomes the rose.


"Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that's how I'll remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears and sadness, then don't remember me at all."


"Today 4 U, Tomorrow 4 Me"


"No Day Buy Today!"


"I stand for the strange and lonely"


"You do that again and I'll come out there and stand on your eyelids!"


Well thank you for reading my profile!

Please check out some of my stories.

PEACE OUT!

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The Super Secret Diary of the Artful Dodger by Rosebud5 reviews
Yes, it's true! I, Rosebud5, stumbled across the Artful Dodger's diary while sneaking around...I mean, visiting the hideout! And you thought Dodger was interesting before? Just wait until you hear how he really feels about Oliver, Nancy,...and prunes?
Oliver! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Road to California by JStormTrooper reviews
After a terrorist attack, Brian and Stewie find themselves in California, starring in a movie, which turns out to be a film adaption of Brian's novel.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Marie by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Oneshot, The story of Marie Antoinette and her realtionship with two countries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Austria, France - Complete
A Satellite Heart Lost in the Dark by areyouforcereal reviews
At 17 years old, Grace Donovan is on top of the world. She's head cheerleader, the president of Castle Rock High and has an athlete boyfriend. But, when an unexpected event turns her world upside down, she must face the reality of life and love. ChrisxOC
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,057 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Chris C.
I Love You, Brian by Bubbaly Waddle reviews
A short poem about Brian's feelings for Lois. Please R/R. OOC, just to warn you. Don't like that, don't read!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Brian G., Lois G.
The Falcon Cannot Hear the Falconer by Shire cat reviews
Lois Kills Stewie. One-shot/missing scene about Brian's captivity in the White House with Stewie. The title is from "The Second Coming" by William Butler Yeats.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
The End by Intrepid Owl reviews
Angel reflects on her final moments of life.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Angel D. - Complete
The Things They Left Behind by Christen in Castle Rock reviews
They were my best friends and now they were gone, they were all gone. But what did they leave behind but me. Talks about character death.
Stand By Me - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Broken Wings by SuperNothing reviews
Stewie is in love with Brian. Brian reluctantly feels the same way, but doesn't want to admit it. When Stewie learns of Brian's uncertain feelings, he'll do anything to win him over. Even if it means pushing his mind and body beyond its limits. COMPLETE!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
A requiuem of his angel by Don Juan's Red Death reviews
A poem from Collins for angel before and during his death. COMPLETE
RENT - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2008 - T. Collins, Angel D. - Complete
Loveless by KagomeMiroku reviews
I knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry. Very Slight Slash. Um, Brian dies and Stewie's actually upset about it...Not good at Summeries R&R! My first Family Guy FF
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Keys, a Marie Antoinette story by phantomballerina reviews
Based on the 2006 film. After an arranged marriage, Marie Antoinette and Louis the XVI barely know each other. Will a trip to the countryside develop their friendship? Or will pressures from family and court drive them apart? G rated, one shot romance
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
My Family Protrait, By Stewie Griffin by Bakabakurasotherlady reviews
Stewie talks about his family.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Angel and Collins Are Getting Married by Donner Dumott Schunard reviews
Angel and Collins are getting married. In the hospital. There's not enough time to plan. AngelxCollins Angst.Romance.Fluff?
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Rio by lil'rio reviews
This is a poem I wrote about River Phoenix (Chris Chambers) it's not very good, but then I wrote it in the drive thru where I work between cars on receipt paper...heh
Stand By Me - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2003
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Adventures In Sisterhood reviews
This is a collection of one-shots about all the sisters in Walnut Grove. PM me with ideas or leave them as a review. R&R.
Little House on the Prairie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011
The Rose reviews
A re-write of "Baby Not On Board" and the events following. Brian/Stewie
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Ragtags And Runaways reviews
Charley and Dodger start their own gang. Lots of OCs.
Oliver! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011
King Me reviews
I never really liked Valentine's Day, but that was usually because I never spent it with anyone special. A little Brewie fluff. Please read and review!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Budding Roses reviews
CharleyxBet
Oliver! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
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