Amy2421
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Joined 11-20-10, id: 2622931, Profile Updated: 04-27-12
Author has written 6 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Invader Zim, and Twilight.

You name is AMY2421, but most people just call you AMY. You are a HUGE TOMBOY, and HATE GIRLY THINGS. You love SPORTS and BEING BETTER then the PREPPY girls who give you CRAP at school. You have a YOUNGER brother, who's name is MAX, but you like to call him JACOB because he hates TWILIGHT, and it was the NAME he was originally supposed to be GIVEN when he was BORN. You have a YOUNGER sister, who is your NONIDENTICAL twin and who has SEVERE OCD. You don't see her THAT OFTEN. You have GREENISH-BLUISH-GRAY eyes, and DISHWATER BLOND HAIR. You are an Aquarius, and fully LIVE UP to the ODD nature of them, HAVING MANY INTERESTS that are quite ODD, and you YOURSELF are very ECCENTRIC. You are VERY PARANOID and tend to be VERY SUSPICIOUS, but you are ALSO very GOOFY and like making people laugh. You love HEAVY METAL because its LOUD and can be HARSH, which you ENJOY because you tend to be very VIOLENT. Your friends describe you as CREATIVE, but UNIQUE and "a big nutjob" You want to be a PALEONTOLOGIST (a scientist that studies FOSSILS) when you get older, and you love COP SHOWS and CARTOONS. Your wardrobe consists of T-SHIRTS, SWEATPANTS, CARGO PANTS, and SOCCER SHORTS. You believe you were BORN for a BIGGER PURPOSE, as you don't FIT IN and you are that ONE WEIRD KID at your school. You think you might be ALIEN SPAWN, a GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT that will one day BE A SUPERHERO, a FEMALE CLONE OF ADOLF HITLER, a SPECIES FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE that was ABANDONED HERE, or BEASTMAN. Or you are just INSANE. You try to be FRIENDLY to everyone but you WEIRD people out with your NO FASHION SENSE, SHORT HAIR, and STRANGE OBSESSIONS. You long to be able to FLY and be a SUPERHERO. You HATE SODA's and CARBONATED DRINKS, and YOU ARE AN AWFUL SINGER. You are also a HUGE TROLL. You have had a severe phobia of THUNDER and LIGHTNING for as long as you can remember, and its called ASTRAPHOBIA. You have experienced a PANIC ATTACK before because of it, and it was NOT PLEASANT AT ALL. You have a smaller phobia of IRONS, the ones you use to IRON CLOTHES because you BURNED yourself VERY BADLY on one when you were YOUNGER, and now REFUSE to TOUCH one. You are a PROUD BISEXUAL, but you have STANDARDS, and you don't FALL FOR EVERY LAST CHICK/BRO YOU SEE.

Your options are:

Amy: Lose interest in Pokemon forever.

NOOO WAYYYYY ARE YOU CRAZYYYYYY

But I will continue to loathe what cartoon network did to it.

Amy: Be a troll and go bother Max.

HEE HEE HOO HOO HEE HEE HOO HOO AFRAID OF POKEMON GLITCHES HEE HEE HOO HOO AFRAID OF POKEMON HEE HEE HOO HOO NEEEEEEEEERD HEE HEE HOO HOO

Trololololololol

Amy: Go and pretend to be sister.

She's home on weekends, numbnuts.

But I will do that in the privacy of my room.

LALALALA I'M MILLY I LIKE SOAP AND STYLE LA IM SO OCD LEE LEE LAA LAA

Amy: Walk out during thunderstorm.

D0:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS STORMINGGGGGGGGGGGG
IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE THUNDER AN LIGHTNINGGGGGGGG
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GOD HAVE MERCY ON ME

IM TO AWESOME TO DIEEEEEEEEEE

Amy: Explain this nonsense.

Homestuck reference. Duh. Get your nuts defrosted, numbnutty.

Amy: Kill that horrible black dog right now!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

NO.

I SHALL NEVER HURT MOLLY, SHE IS MY DOG AND I LOVE MY DOG SO MUCH.

Molly: Try and figure out why your packmate is such a derp.

Woof. Grunt sniff. Lick lick grunt. Yawn.

(Greater men then me have tried.)

Amy: Turn on Jennifer Lopez and rock out!

GASPUS.

No. To many lives would be lost.

Besides, I hate her.

Amy: GET DA CROTCH CRUSHER.

Oh. My footstool. The pink one that has ballerina legs and a pink top and is as hard as rock.

Its mah weapon.

Amy: Go and iron that hideous t-shirt!

Do:

NO

THE IRON

ITS EVIL

IT WANTS MY SOUL

NEVER AGAIN

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

mental breakdown*

Ironironironironironironironiron

THE DEMON'S CLOTHING STRAIGHTENER

iron

iron

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Amy: Stop this nonsense and get a real profile going.

>:o(

Screw you and your need for rules.

LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS, CHILD.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am fluent in Meepiniese, the ancient launguage of the Meepitionans. No one is allowed to stop saying it until the meep baby shaves. It has shaved before, but no proof. You need proof. I have seen it shave, but no one will belive me. Se yeah. You can't stop the feeling! MEEP.

MEEP MEEP meep meeeeeeep meepmeepmeepmeep.

I love dogs and ferrets, and I really dislike cats.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'm a huge troll.

Weird facts, and what I rate on my weird scale:

Starting at five:

I love heavy metal, and hate rap. +5

I never dress pretty or do girly things. +8

I have a severe phobia of Thunder and Lightning. +4

I have weird cartoon-crushes on both male and female characters (haters gonna hate, so what if I go both ways?) +6

I read a LOT. -2

I know a TON about dogs, more then an average person. +3

I have a big vocabulary. (Quite queer for such a frivolous adolescent, right?) +4

I like to stay fit. -5

I get along with boys better then girls. +2

What the heck is American Eagle? +3

I am a good student. -4

I have gotten a bad report car before. -4

I like art and writing. -3

BLUH. +2

I dont have a cell phone. -4

And I don't want or need one.+5

I'm a huge derp. +3

TOTAL- 23

Derpin'.

HoNk. :o)

H33 H33, WH4T NOW?

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.

remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER

Homestuck. Best webcomic ever to be made.

My Boy's Side...

You love hoodies.
You love jeans. (I count overalls, but not really jean jeans)
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is Torture.
Sad movie suck
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used/am obsessed with power rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue and Pink!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total:22

-My GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (NOTE THE WERE!)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
Total:3

"Come on! PLAY BATTLESHIP PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY!"~ Jacob "BLAH. That decides it. Now shut your mouth."~Me

"POOR GEORGE! I KNOW! LETS DRAW ON ANOTHER EGG AND GIVE IT GEORGES BRAIN! THEN HE WILL LIVE ON!" ~Me. I had an assighnment with a partner...we had to not break an egg...it failed...everyone did...George was the egg...

"Are you STILL seeing him?"~ Me. My friend said she had saw this ghost a few mouths ago...i had asked her if she had seen him again... it sounded so strange at the moment!

"I don't like your FACE! Take that!"~ Me Playing boom-blox, hitting a gorilla.

"This is a alien bunny that kills his enemies and eats them. This is his huge gun that looks like a flower. And his head has a huge gunshot wound. and he is covered in blood, from his enemies!"~ Me, after coloring in this picture of thumper on a menu, on a Disney cruise, and being mad at my brother.

"MEEP."~ Me

"THE SUSPENSE! IT BURNS! IM IN PAIN! IN PAIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Me, trying to figure out who did it in a NCIS show.

"What is the number?"~ Teacher. "A number. DER. I WIN! GIVE ME MY MONEY!"~ Me.

"I will be reading. And if you value your life, I would not bother me if I were you." ~ Me, wanting to read.

"Okayyyyy...someone was actually a big enough NERD to write a book on estimation?" ~ Me, talking to my teacher. "Kids, people get paid for this."~Teacher. "I bet he had no friends." ~Me.

"I WANT WAFFELLLLLLSSSSSSSSS."~ ME. "We are out."~Mom. "FINE. Ill just eat syrup."~Me. "Thats just liquid suger!"~Mom. "I REALLY DONT CARE. Besides, then I will get to bug you even more."~Me.

"Whats for dinner?"~ Bro. "FOOD."~ ME. "Yeah, but what ki-"~ Brother. "FOODITY FOOD."~ ME. "I know, but-" Bro. "THE FOOD TYPE OF FOOD. FOODITY FOOD OF A FOOD. FOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD."~ ME "But...oh forget it."~Bro.

"Okay, so there was a man...hey!"~ My friend. She was telling me and My cousin scary stories, and my cousin was scared. So she asked me to hear it first, and If it was REALLY scary,i would tell her, and she would not listen. My friend thought she was to close to us. "Did you hear any of it?"~ Friend. "All I heard was "There was a cat".~ Cousin.

"Teletubbies?! I swear, when I was little that show scared the poop out of me!"~Me. I was talking with my friends.

"UGH! FILTHY HUMANS!!! Wait...I AM IN A POOL!! AH!! IT BURNS!!!!! WATER!!!!!! PAIN!!!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!! Okay, pretend im not in a pool. I SHALL RULE YOU HUMANS! AUG! DIB-HUMAN! GO AWAY!!!!!! HUM-Hey! Dont spray me with water!"~ Me, doing my Irken impersination at a pool. I got sprayed with water at the last part.

"NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!"~ Me, getting mad that my dad turned off nonstop nyan cat.

"NO I WILL NOT STAND UP! AND THE BANANA IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU! ARE YOU BLIND?!"~ Me, yelling at Dora on TV, with NOTHING else to watch.

"Pokemon shows kids animal abuse is okay!"~ My dad. "No, it shows bonding, friendship, and BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF JERKS!"~ Me. "..."~ Dad. "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"~ Me.

"Hey. Guess what? DA FINGAHHHHH!!!!" ~ Me

"TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-" "SHUT UP." ~ Bro "YOUR FACE TROLOLOLOLOLOL"

"Hey. Guess what? No. Not you. You. Over there. With the spikey hair. Guess what? YOUR MAMA!~ Meeee

"Talk to the hand. Which, at the moment, happens to be flipping you off." ~ Me

"What would you do with a dunk ampora what would you do with a drunk ampora early in da morningggggg?"~ Friend. "MAGIIIIIIIIIIC!" Me.

"I guess my table setting technique was...SUPER EFFECTIVE."~ Me. "Um...what?" ~ Bro.

Animal characteristics.

Snake
[ ] Physically, you are very flexible.
[X] You like to have power or take control in most situations. (YOU! WITH THE GUN! PUT IT DOWN NOW AND GET ME A SMOOTHIE!)
[ ] You are a smooth talker.
[ ] You lie a lot.
[ ] You can stretch your mouth very wide.
[ ] You intimidate most people.
[x] Most people don't like you. (hurr :D)
[ ] Your favorite color is green.
[X] You don't have very many friends. (Derp I fail at life)
[X] You have more enemies than friends. (...:)
[ ] You are cunning.
[X] You like to be alone
Total= 4

Bird
[X] You like to feel as free as possible.
[ ] Most people really like you.
[ ] You are talkative.
[ ] You feed the ducks when you go to the park.
[X] You have been on an airplane before. (scared the crap out of me)
[X] You would like to fly someday, airplane or not. (I've wanted to be a superhero since I was a litttttttttttttle derp)
[X] Your favorite color is blue.
[ ] People say that you have a great sense of direction in life.
] You have a lot of friends.
] You have picked up a bird's feather and kept it for a long time.
[ ] You like to be part of the crowd.
[X] Your vision is 20x20 or better.
Total= 4

Cat
[X] You are very independent.
[ ] You like to go out on adventures.
[ ] You're a cuddle-bug. (I love rodents)
[x] You aren't afraid of mice.
[ ] You have a pet cat.
[ ] You have a pet fish.
[ ] You have cheated death 1 or more times.
[ ] You have been in a car accident.
[ ] Some people say that you're graceful.
[ ] You are very quiet.
[ ] You don't like the rain.
[ ] Your favorite color is purple.
Total= 2 (EAT DAT CATS)

Dog
[x] You are very loyal.
[ ] You are a very social person.
[ ] You have many friends.
[X] You would die for someone you love.
[X] You love to play sports.
[X] You have a pet dog.
] Your favorite color is yellow.
[X] You find joy in helping others.
[X] Your favorite food is meat.
[ ] You have guided/helped someone on an outing before and did not mind.
[X] You would protect your friends and family no matter what.
[X] You may drool from time to time. (durrrrrrr when i sleep, ive woken up with drool alllllllll over my face)
Total= 8 (AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

Horse
[ ] You are a very physically-fit person.
[ ] You like to go out on runs/jogs.
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[/] Strength is your best quality. (I'm pretty psychically strong, and also mentally sound! THE LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD AGREES :D)
[ ] People can depend on you for things.
[ ] Your favorite color is red.
[ ] You like sports cars.
[ ] You think that a lowered suspension and better handling is the way to go.
[ ] Your job requires you to lift 50 lbs or more.
[ ] Someone has asked you before, "Why the long face?"
[X] You like sweets.
[ ] Apples are your preferred fruit.
Total= 1.5

Wolf
[x] You live with your family.
[/] You get along with your family. (ehhhhh :/ depends I fight a lot with my brother, and Mills is usually out, and always OCD...so...meh)
[ ] You like to teach others.
[ ] Your favorite color is gray.
[X] People consider you to be a leader. (and a bit bossy, sometimes. BUT HEY WE ALL ARE. RIGHT? RIGHT.)
[X] You would protect family and friends if threatened. (and i have done it before.)
[ ] You like to sing.
[X] The nightlife is for you.
[ ] You like to go to raves or dances.
[ ] Being social is a big part of your personality.
[X] You look up to someone and want to be like them someday. (Galileo, FTW! I wanna be famous and have kids write crappy reports on me!)
Total= 5.5

Lion
[ ] You are popular. (IM A SOCIAL REJECT)
[X] People look up to you.
[ ] You hold a powerful presence.
[X] You have been in a fight before.
[ ] Your favorite color is gold.
[X] Someone has looked up to you before.
[ ] You sleep more than 12 hours a day.
[ ] You are a morning person.
[ ] You think you have the best hair.
[/] You look intimidating to others. (mostly weird, but ehh)
[-1000] People don't bully you. (FAIL.)
[X] You love the rain.
Total= 4.1

Bear
[ ] People think that you are very intimidating.
[ ] You are not afraid of bees.
[ ] Your favorite color is brown.
[ ] You like to go out for hikes in the forest/nature trails.
[X] You have brothers/sisters.
[X] You like to go fishing.
[X] You like to swim.
[/] You like to go hunting. (I want to but I'm not old enough to shoot a gun outside a range...)
[ ] You adapt really well to extreme situations.
[/] You are very strong. (I guess I am for my height and gender!)
[X] You don't like a big crowd.
[X] You are fearless of others.
Total= 5

Pig
[X] You like to eat.
[ ] Your favorite color is pink.
[X] You are very intelligent, or so you've been told. (hee hee)
] You are smarter than a dog. (NO ONE. IS SMARTER. THEN DOGS.)
[X] You are not a picky eater.
[/] You have sensitive skin. ( i burn easily)
[ ] You like mud baths/facials.
[ ] You like to be pampered.
[ ] You depend on others a lot.
[ ] You aren't the most active person.
[ ] You love chocolate.
[X] You're easily angered. (ARE YOU IMPLYING ANYTHING?! >:(
Total= 4.5

Elephant
[ ] You are tall.
[X] You eat a lot.
[ ] You have a great memory.
[ ] Your favorite color is silver.
[ ] You wear glasses/contacts.
[ ] You like to travel.
[X] You love to swim.
[ ] People don't bully you.
[x] You carry something special with you everywhere you go. (MAH HEADY IS SPECIAL)
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[ ] You would rather avoid a fight.
[ ] You have big ears.
Total= 3

Fox
[X] You like to make jokes.
[X] You would like to become a comedian some day.
[X] You have pranked someone before.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] Your favorite color is orange.
[ ] You believe in true love.
[/] You love someone/have a crush on someone. (ehhhh not real people, besides, its only Ash Ketchum from pokemon and others that I dont know you well enough to say)
[ ] People say you're sexy.
[/] You don't want to die or live life alone.
[X] You would like to have children someday/You have children. (Mostly boys, I would hate having a girly girl)
[X] You like to help your friends and family.
Total=7

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole.

I am the girl that fit in better at Irk, or any Anime or Manga, Pallet Town, City park zoo, or even Bikini Bottom, then at my school.

I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange.

I am the girl who has never stayed up all night. I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time.

I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol.

I am the girl that wants a kindle, not a cell phone or music player.

I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that.

I am the girl that would rather talk about Pokemon, or Invader Zim, or POM, or animea and manga, then singers.

I am the girl that sticks up for people like Justin Beiber, saying things like "He is not a bad singer, I am just not crazy about him. You have no right to be mean like that, or say he is gay. He is PERFECTLY normal."

I am the girl that stick up for people, when no one else does.

I am the girl that likes Twilight, and is always telling people that it is a good book series, and that she is on Team Bella, and that she is not INSANE about it.

I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.

I am the STRANGE girl that says gay people have rights too, and to stop making gay jokes.

I am the girl that has a speech problem, that everyone thinks is SO FUNNY.

I am the girl that enjoys being who I am.

I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person.

I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy.

Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421

Quotes of mine to live by:

"Netbooks are evil. They want our money. RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!"

"When life gives you lemons, write an angry letter to life!"

"Why do something tomorrow that you can do NEVER?"

"My 5 stages of breaking up: 1. Anger 2. KILL HIM PAINFULLY 3. Hide the body 4. Move to Timbukto 5. Acceptence"

"Old age does not kill people. I DO."

"YAYYY BLOOOOOOOOD"

"Short=SCARY"

"There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who deserve Pikachus and those who dont. DO THE MATH."

"There is no Normal people, and No Weird people. There are BORING people, and EPIC people."

"HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST AND ALL OF NAZARETH!"

"Da fingahhhhhhhhh!"

"CHALLANGE ACCEPTED."

"BLUH BLUH BLUH I AM DA KING OF MORONS BLUH BLUH BLUH I AM DA KING OF-STOP THROWING THIS AT ME!"

If you wish Zim could meet Dora, copy and paste this on your profile. CUZ YOU KNOW WHAT ZIM WOULD DO!

Copy and paste on your profiel if you have ADHD.

I go through phases with stories. I write a whole bunch for one story, and then stop, and do anouther. You will have to wait for your favorite storys turn!

I DONT OWN ANY SONGS THAT I USE IN MY STORIES!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (So, why is it that I'm talking to myself? I dunno, your weird?)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person ( "I wonder if I could shove this up someones face?")
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!' (Then I'll eat it and a bunch of raw suger.)
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. (ER...Yeah. All the time.)
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Mostly letters that I send. Yep. I still do snail mail. But I has email!)
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. (Yep.)
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. (Totally. Sometimes my fingers get cramped.)

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. (NOT ME!!!! I HAVE ADHD! I WILL NEVER GIVE IT UP! NEVAH!!!!!)
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. (Oh yes.)
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (Never anymore.)
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 (Oh yeah. I PHAILED.)

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.


Derp derp.

I've taken a lot of crap out of this account, and I'm am OUT OF DA HIATUS.

But I kept some stories.

Cause I love them.

But most of the crap is gone now :D

Because I'm older and have KNOWLEDGE.

Duuurrrhuuurrr my knowledge is dumb.

Derp derp deeeeeeeerp

Message me anything, people! ;) Don't be shy, and because I accidentally deleted all but one message thingy whos-a-whatsit I need to restart the chats!

Bluh bluh IT IS SO LATE

BLUUUUUUUUUUUH

Also your mother is as fat as the sun.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I AM DE CREATOR OF DE EPIC AUTHORS

SO HERES DA INFO ON DEM

HURP DERP I THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS WAY TO MUCH

Spatium Creatores (Space creators)

DERP DERP LATIN NAMES

DIFFERENT TYPES

The creators, Sol fabri, they make the universes, and that translates to Sun makers and they represent the sun. They can make universes. They are usually called Solar Sires or the Fabri.

DERP DERP

The seers, Stella animos predict and tell the future, and can know things others cannot, (this is what Milly is ) like what is happening to a specific person. This translates to star minds and they represent stars. They are usually called Star Seers or the Animos.

The protectors, Cometa milites protect and guard the universes, keeping them safe from evil. They are the soldiers. They can have water, fire, air, or ground powers. The name means comet solders. They represent comets. They are usually called Comet Fighters or Milites.

The healers, Luna nutritii, can heal the hurt planets. They restore dead universes back to life, and can heal anything, and talk to animals. The name means Moon caretakers, and they represent the moon. They are usually called Moon Doctors or Nutritii.

All of them are strong, can go into universes, have acid spit, can change their form, can poof things from the real world, ect, but only the suns can make universes, only the stars can be psychic, only the comets can have element powers, and only the healers can heal and speak to anything. ALL OF DEM. CAN. WRITE. LIKE. WIN.

They are also known as the name I call them, Epic Authors. Although they have heard of young Nutritii, Milites, and Animos, young Fabri were very rare. Anyone under the age of fourteen was considered young, and when DEY FOUND AMY (me) they realized that there were young Fabrii too. All young Creatores have powers that get whacky, because young people have bodies that are always changing. Each young Creatores (or authors) gets a mentor, who mentors a group of four or five kids under the age of sixteen. They are all of the same type. Each neophyte author gets a Space Fairy after they reach a certain level, when they can access their animal form fairly well, or when they reach rank 8. (They get an animal form the first time they go into a universe, and they are very, very hard to get into and it takes concentration to change into them. Milly is an Eagle, I'm an African Wild Dog.) These fairies help the young hero's learn what they can do, and helps them on missions. The children get these missions from the leader of their type. They are usually 'heal this' or 'fight this' or 'find out where this person is and go to them' or 'create this'. But they DO have serious jobs. The kids have bases near the adults, where they keep tabs around the world on comrades, and find out if there is a problem. The leaders of these are chosen by the leader of them all, Sir Bookstien, who likes to appear as a floating book. For each kid rank, there is a Commander, General, Sergeant, and Deputy. Commanders and Generals keep things running, and are the ones who lead expeditions. They are chosen by how hard they work and leadership skills, not by their ranks. Sergeants and Deputies manage recruiting, who gets what job, and usually go out to work with other Sergeants, Deputies, Commanders and Generals. They need to be organized and sociable.

Adult leader of Suns-Chief Jackson Harvey

Adult leader of Stars- Chief Melanie Inera

Adult leader of Comets- Chief Goldie Foster

Adult leader of Moons- Chief Harold Hughes

Known leaders, and their ranks. You can go up as far as rank 50, which is where the really powerful adults are. Kids cannot use as much power as an adult or it would kill them.

Amy- Rank 7, Commander of Sun kids that are ranks 1-7. She is a leader, and knows what to do in a crisis. She is very good at making universes, but her rashness often gets better of her, and her love for being great makes her run into situations she cant handle.

Milly: Rank 7, Sergeant of Star kids that are ranks 1-7. She is very organized and good with people, and her job involves a lot of speaking with other people. She is very good at predicting things, and can often know exactly what is happening to her brother or sister. What she lacks confidence she makes up for in determination. She is VERY OCD, though, and has to have counseling. She can be ditzy, though, and hates it when things don’t go right.

Gracie (InvaderCakez): Rank 7, General of Moon kids that are ranks 1-7. She and Amy are good friends, and she has gone on lots of adventures with Amy. She is very skilled at fixing up worlds, and can gather her powers to sometimes create worlds just like Suns, and makes EPIC ONES too. She is very sensible and good at what she does.

Although gifted with strength and powers, Creatores are not invincible. They can heal super fast, and adult’s don’t die unless they have a sickness that completely destroys their insides (like cancer), if their heads are cut off, if their heart is pierced and not allowed to heal properly, or if they lose ten gallons of blood. (they don’t need as much blood as normal humans do) Younger ones are not as strong as them, and need more blood. (That’s why Amy almost died) Kids are basically humans except they can’t die from any sickness but cancer, or if they are killed by someone or something.

Amy has been a cause of worry for Bookstien, as she is very rash and thinks she is stronger then she really is. Despite what she thinks, she’s not the most powerful thing out there. But he has a secret about her that he has not revealed...but soooooon wiiiiiiill. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. She is very good when fighting, and does not mind being in back as long as she can fight. Despite what she says, (BTW This is Milly writing this because Amy does not talking about it, hehe!) she is a danger to herself because she jumps into things. She exerts herself way to much, but she is a tough cookie and manages to pull through most of the time. (Milly out!)

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U NO USE WITHOUT MAH PERMISSION >:o(( but ill let you if you credit me and let me know you are crediting me.

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EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, MY GOOD SIR Do:did you just diss me because you are biphobic? Really? You discriminate me because I like girls as well as boys? Look at me, I'm a (ehhh) normal girl. The only difference is I happen to check out girls like boys do. Its all the same to me. You think you can be all BLUH BLUH EWW YOU LIKE TEH GIRLS? ALL TEH LEZBO! Seriously. You can't tell I'm bi unless I tell you. So shut up. I'm normal, I love my life, I love my family, and I happen to like girls and boys. I'm at the moment single. And have no interest in dating. I can have my cartoon things, right? So leave me alone, unless you have a REAL reason to hate me. I could give you one.

MAH DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSES

Yes.

I was in preschool.

I was sitting in front of my house, and was all HURP DURP :D, and then my brother ran from across the street. Note, he was like, barley out of being a toddler. I was like YO WASSAP .3. and then a car came over and squished him. And mini-me went all D: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. And then I woke up and cried all day :D

I was a powerpuff girl. In gray sweats. I was trying to fly, and kept on leaping in the air all NNNNNNNNNNNNUG, and finally started flying and was all WEE >3

In a tube top.

And miniskirt.

And then I woke up.

I was in a strange uniform, and people were flying around me with square hula-hoops on. My mom said that I could become a hero and kick people with the magic hoop and fly. I tried on square hoops, with a random group of people that were my friends. I had a tight circle hoop on my waist, and then decided that I was evil. I was all BAAAAAAAAAAAW and then was kicked out after I was defeated. I then as wondering around at night in a city, and the group of pals jumped out of big building and invited me to come and steal stuff. I was all YEAAAAAAAAAAAH and got in, and then the building suddenly was in a forest and we went around in rooms taking stuff. I had a SOLID GOLD game of Assassins Creed Brotherhood, and then this redheaded chick found us and was all MAH STUFF GET OUT prissy hissy and we climbed through the airduct, and slammed the door on her. We then were stealing her underwear (I don't even...) when suddenly PINKIE PIE appeared and was all BAW CUPCAKES YAY and threw bombs at rich chick. The hero's and I suddenly realized I HAD SUPER STRENGTH FROM THE EVIL HOOP, and broke a hole in the wall. We pushed stuff to cover up the hole and Pinkie was all YAY and jumped on me and we ran out, underwear and all. And then rich girl was evil with guns and was chasing us. I finally decided I wanted to end this sh!t and tripped her and then was about to hug Pinkie when I woke up, and screamed at my brain for waking me up.

I was some truck driver muscle guy and was walking around when ASH KETCHUM shows up and is all BATTLE ME YO and I was like SURE, and I threw a pokeball and MY NORMAL AMY SELF popped out. I was all WTF and then me-Amy just randomly had a bunch of beer and food and was on a magical date with Ash. (I don't even...I don't even LIKE dating!) I was all NOOOOO and then killed my man-self. And then I woke up.

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Silent by LoneTaku reviews
The slightly gothic new girl Lee is a mostly silent girl who is paralyzed from the waist down because of a car accident that killed off both her parents. Can she make -and keep- a friend for one time in her life? HIATUS
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DISCONTINUED
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This Might Be A Problem by LoneTaku reviews
In a conversation during a thunderstorm, Amy and EE are transported into the world of Pokemon, and what's worse, they are pokemon, it's the Kanto region, and EE's a shiny Glaceon. Sorry Zim, but as EE puts it, this may be a problem. T just in case, mentioned OCxZim. HIATUS
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Invader Zim XR by Idiotix Team reviews
New and Old Characters, Awesome Plots, Continuing from the last episode! Alot of fighting. xD READ NOW!
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Amy goes into INVADER ZIM! EPICNESS! reviews
ONE FAITHFUL NIGHT a huge tomboy, Amy, wakes up and finds 'dat ZIM AND DIB have invaded her house. GASPUS. ADVENTURES. DERP DERPIN DERP. VERY VERY RANDOM! Some minor swearing in later chapters.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,448 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011
Never Underestimate the Penguins! reviews
Penelope was a erm...NORMAL girl. She is on the run from dangerous criminals, and finds herself in the world of POM! GONNA GET FUNNEH! Idea came from a friend of mine's dream, THANK YA KAT!
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Hero SIR's, Book one: Holly reviews
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The Penguin with Hair reviews
Bluh this is really really crappy. I wrote this a long time ago and it is so crappy. Craptastical. Its pretty funny at the complete awfulness of it, so I'm keeping it up.
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100 ways to Annoy Edward Cullen! reviews
I was REALLY bored when I made this. But it made my sister laugh, so take a look!
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Derp derp I wrote this as a rant when I was younger. Its still pretty funny though. And those bad stories I've deleted!
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