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- rain

- music

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United by NellieRai reviews
With Red John out of the picture, Lisbon thought Jane was acting fine until he shocks the heck out of her with one question that leaves her contemplating everything. She has no idea how to answer him but once she does, she knows things won't be the same.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 258,291 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
String Theory by Covalent Bond reviews
In the first few days after The Sum in the Parts of the Whole, Cam has a discussion with Booth that gets him to question why Brennan turned him down. The conversation that follows changes everything he thinks he knows about his partner and himself.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,775 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth, Cam S., L. Sweets - Complete
In Too Deep by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Jane refused to work without Lisbon, and the CBI refused to work without Jane. And while he claimed she always got deniability, there was always one thing he never made possible to deny-that she was on his side.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Teresa L. - Complete
Who Would You Choose? by funnygirlOoObroadwaybaby reviews
After a long conversation with Jane about Kristina Frye and Red John, Lisbon finally asks the question she's been wondering for years. ONE SHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Under the Iron Sea by Ebony10 reviews
Collection of one shots. Almost all Jane/Lisbon centric. Rating just in case.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red Lipstick and Wise Women by LazyPerfectionist17 reviews
Every once in a while, Lisbon lets a little bit of her defences slip; shows a chink in her armour. And Jane is, once again, there to see it.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rusting Irony by LazyPerfectionist17 reviews
Both Jane and Lisbon want to make a move – the irony is that both are too damaged and scared of rejection to try.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Caught RedHanded by LazyPerfectionist17 reviews
Lisbon attempts to get the better of Jane with unexpected and humiliating results. I do not own The Mentalist.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Solace by Rothelena reviews
After he got out of jail, Jane starts to take care of a seriously depressed Grace- team morals are boosted considerably- so why is Lisbon so grumpy? Don't be fooled: strictly Jisbon. Rated M for adult themes in later chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Homeward Bound by Rothelena reviews
Post 3.23/24-Jane is set free due to justifiable homicide. He tries to change his life, but feels like a stranger wherever he goes. So where is it- home? Rated M for later chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Judge Not by hardly loquacious reviews
You do not judge. You can't. Post 3.24, so obviously there are spoilers for the Season three finale.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Teresa L. - Complete
Restraints by hardly loquacious reviews
Patrick Jane had a plan, a good plan, until something he could have never predicted forced him to take desperate measures to ensure its success.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,317 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Haunted by the past by Little-Firestar84 reviews
It's happening, Minelli is introducing her to Patrick Jane, her Patrick. And even after more than 20 years,she just thinks about what he remembers and thinks of Katy Asterson, why he didn't follow them that night, if he still knows her... JISBON AU
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,628 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dual Deception by waterbaby134 reviews
Minelli's got a job for our favourite duo, and Lisbon's not going to like it. I know the summary sucks, but give the story a go! A secret santa gift for spyglass. Now continued! Now T!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,265 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Shadow of Your Heart by Lizicia reviews
'She was not supposed to accept it, he thought. He had been prepared for all she had to say but somehow this was unexpected. She was not supposed to give up.' Post-season 3 finale, Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Impossible Dreams Can't Be Broken by SSJL reviews
How can you mourn the loss of something you never really had to begin with? The obligatory angsty post-revelation fic.
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Kalinda S., Alicia F. - Complete
Of Hearts and Saints: a Bloodstream Episode Tag by information specialist reviews
"You, my dear, have been causing people grief all day." Jane gives Lisbon a much needed talk. Major episode spoilers for Bloodstream, season 3 episode 17.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Gold, 3x15 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon deal with the aftermath of Lisbon's injury in two distinctly different ways. Fluffy one-shot tag with a hint of Jisbon. Spoilers for episode 3x15. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hearts and Chocolates by LittleMender reviews
She smiled remembering the last time she & Jane had shared champagne. She knew Valentine's Day would be "next time". But Jane hadn't mentioned anything. Maybe he had forgotten. Not Jane-he never forgot anything. Installment #3 of Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Midwinter's Tale by LittleMender reviews
When he caught sight of the blood smear, a small handprint that swept toward the door and still seemed to desperately cling to the frame in one last attempt to resist being taken, he inhaled a sudden, frenzied breath and called Cho.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,814 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Something by KamiNytha reviews
It's a typical day at CBI, except it isn't. Lisbon can't quite put her finger on it, but something is different about Jane. Can she figure out what?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
White by Laury the Latrator reviews
"Patrick? Do you know who I am?" "Special Agent Teresa Lisbon of the CBI." A post-series one-shot in which Jane struggles with the aftermath of taking down Red John and Lisbon is his rock. Jisbon, in a sense.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rediscovering Teresa by hardly loquacious reviews
Lisbon's been feeling depressed lately. She gets a few unexpected visitors to help her find herself. A Mentalist-style adaptation of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, minus all references to Christmas. Set between S2 and S3 with spoilers for 3.01
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,608 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Innocent by inane reality reviews
It all started out innocently enough. Rated M for sexual content and swearing.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,444 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Slave by ShunKickShunKers reviews
I think the title speaks for itself: Teresa, a young slave, is bought by Jane, a rich man against slavery. set in the early-mid 19th. Completely AU, you've been warned xD! Rated T might go up to M in further chapters COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The You I Used to Know by SSJL reviews
Before she made this sacrifice, there was something she had to do.
Good Wife - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alicia F., Will G. - Complete
Slow Roasted Robusta Beans by Hollow Nightmare reviews
"I don't like the taste of coffee." / "So?" / "Well, if you're going to be drinking it, I'm not going to be kissing you." Jane/Lisbon banter.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Legacy of blood by Little-Firestar84 reviews
A man is murdered in Los Angeles with Red John's MO. Is it a message for Jane, the work of a copycat, or maybe Red John finally made a mistake? And what's the thin red Line connecting Jane and detective Anne Donovan? T to be safe, Jisbon, complete
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stolen Kiss by hardly loquacious reviews
For every theft, no matter how small, there are consequences. Teresa Lisbon found that out after losing her patience with her consultant in an unexpected manner. For Chibs for Christmas. Prompt: Stolen Kiss.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Professional by CarpeCerevisi reviews
"Jane," she whispered. "Lisbon," he stage-whispered, mocking her. "Sleep with me." "While I appreciate your forwardness, I don't think that now is an appropriate time to engage in sexual-" "Fine. Forget it, jackass." He knew what she'd meant.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Suffering is the Best Punishment by shannyfish reviews
Takes Place during Season Two. Red John attacks Jane using his own twisted type of psychological warfare.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,037 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Life Goes On by Holz9364 reviews
When Teresa Lisbon leaves the CBI she promises she will never look back, but 5 years later her team turn up to solve a murder case, a case in which her husband in the main suspect. Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,499 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Outrunning the Flame by SSJL reviews
If you get too close, a burn is inevitable.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Easy Way Out by NellieRai reviews
Lisbon is sick of leading a lonely life, after Bosco's death she realizes she doesn't want to only be the job. A planned night out leads to her favorite coffee shop and an interesting turn of events. Eventual Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Vie en Rose by Cathartes reviews
Jane tries to manipulate Lisbon into confessing her feelings for him, using a variety of underhanded and overly-complicated techniques.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by Divinia Serit reviews
We all get flustered when we mistakenly say the wrong thing... Written for the August Challenge at the Jello-Forever Forum
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Keeper of Secrets by Arcadya reviews
Everyone has concluded that it is exceptionally hard to keep a secret from Jane. But how hard is it really? One of the team knows. The arrival of a new face draws out this well-kept secret.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,910 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Worth a Heartbreak by wolfbones17 reviews
Cam's thoughts following season two's Girl with a Curl episode.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Cam S. - Complete
I Spy by Rina-the-Brave reviews
What happens when Jane tags along for a stakeout and starts questioning Lisbon's control issues? Read and Find out! This is my first ever Mentalist story. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,401 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
One in a Million by ch19777 reviews
Teresa Lisbon's life is about to change drastically when she finds out she's pregnant. She'd rather get through it alone, but there's the persistence of a certain blond-haired consultant who'll turn her world even more upside down.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,818 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
CBI by ShakNali reviews
A little one-off musing on the name, CBI. It's all in fun, so enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Teresa L. - Complete
July Challenge Five Years by laperkin reviews
my entry for the July Challenge at the Boothexpress on LJ. It's been five years since they've seen each other. One-Shot!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Cam S. - Complete
A Man In Her Shower by Zucht reviews
Brennan is away, when Angela is dropping off her mail she finds a man in the shower.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
AS COLD AS ICE by foxdvd reviews
She watched them from the window, perfectly aware of what's going on between them.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Disillusioned reviews
My take on Lisbons feelings in early season 4.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete