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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Orthros no Inu/オルトロスの犬, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Tumbling/タンブリング, Corpse Party, Hunger Games, Penumbra, and Star Wars.
ENTP. 19. Panromantic demiboy.
Sith Lord. Slytherin. Candor. District 6. Did I forget any of the important shit?
Likes bad jokes, terrifying my superiors and kissing people in public. Lowkey proud to be a total loner, loser and hopeless wreck.
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I got an upside down smile tonight
Gotta wipe my frown, dry my eyes
Kids, this is how it is when you're older--
Wake up, and you're bipolar.
Episode I: The Bar Wars
Luke walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms.
“What’ll it be?” asks the barman.
“A pint for me, and one for the road.”
The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?”
“I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”
Two Jawas walk under a bar.
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke."
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