Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Orthros no Inu/オルトロスの犬, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Tumbling/タンブリング, Corpse Party, Hunger Games, Penumbra, and Star Wars.
An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
Skydork. 20. Male.
Sith Inquisitor. Slytherin. Candor. District 6. Dwarf. Necromancer.
You can find my current writing on archive of our own as klismaphilia, skydork and symphorophilia.
My tumblr is @symphorophilian.
I'm a living shitpost who will ugly cri at the death of fictional characters and angri scream about anything political or redundant. About 75% of what comes out of my mouth is pure word vomit and I doubt most of it makes sense.
Probably most known for fervently shipping General Armitage Hux with the Xenomorph and cuddling aggressively with any Darth Maul meta that I find.
The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar.
The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
archiveofourown: klismaphilia, skydork (klismaphilia), symphorophilia (klismaphilia)
guild wars: tiennanamauri.4793
skype: PM me
A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?”
“I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”
Tributes (* indicates summary)
*Risse Vendrin, District 2 placed 2nd in Veil of Ignorance by ElementalEvolution
Angevin Roi, District 8 placed 2nd in Blood Splatters by bobothebear
Camilla Starkweather, District 1 placed 3rd in The 226th Hunger Games: Escape by Europa22
*Metias Callah, District 8 placed 4th in A Diamond is Forever by mangesboy01
*Solari Cordova, District 11 placed 6th in A Messenger’s Angst by nevergone4ever
Eliasi Vallis, District 8 placed 6th in Flesh and Blood by jakey121
Equinox Kunzite, District 2 placed 7th in Doomed to Die by Elim9
*Atlanshi Bleumoon, District 5 placed 8th in what the water gave by radieux
Jani Aramine, District 11 placed 11th in Forged in Fire by Elim9
Kyung Jiang, District 12 placed 13th in Light Up the Sky by bobothebear
Woohyun Averi, District 4 placed 16th in A Heart of Broken Glass by FoalyWinsForever
Taisiya Danshov, District 9 placed 17th in Secrets Inside by CreativeAJL
Jaiden Castiel, District 4 placed 18th in Teen Idle by nevergone4ever
Halcyon Chae, District 6 placed 18th in Contrary by nevergone4ever
Thorin Robiquet, District 6 placed 18th in Eternal Penance by bobothebear
*Chassis Mediah, District 8 placed 19th in Hunting Season by JabberjayHeart
Marjani Esan, District 6 placed 20th in Edge of Chaos by Elim9
Hadley Cadolyn, Indiana, Reality Warper placed 20th(out of 30) in Mistakes of the Past by Elim9
Jayanti Haeok, District 6 placed 22nd in To Die But Once by MornieGaladBaggins
Calcite Marion, District 12 placed 22nd in Blood Splatters by bobothebear
Radimir Ankratij, District 6 placed 22nd in Devils and Dust by District11-Olive
*Asha Mazuike, District 11 placed 23rd in Only Human by JabberjayHeart
Kaneki Idris, District 5 placed 23rd in Origins of Monstrosity by LokiThisIsMadness
*Jade Wireman, Terre Haute, Indiana placed 23rd in Blood Money by JabberjayHeart
Antiquity Kirsh, District 9 placed 24th in Doomed to Die by Elim9
Niles Avdeyev, District 5 placed 34th (out of 36)in Born in Pain by Elim9
Cordelia Astier, District 6 placed 40th (out of 46) in For A Reason by Elim9
Abandoned Stories (x means deleted)
Etienne Devere, Missouri, Off to the Races by nevergone4ever
Ariail Bardineux, District 1 in Burn to the Ground by TalesofFanfiction
x Viathan Hesketh, District 4 in Devil Side by jakey121
Gideon Challene, District 5, Iridescence by District11-Olive, CallMeFin (top 11/30)
Kezaeh Wren, District 5 in Damnation by Chocolate Chip Homicide
Audrin Leveque, District 6 in Bloodline by Europa22
x Haise Devrani, District 6 in The War Games by JabberjayHeart, District11-Olive
x Veridian Zayle, District 6 in (story title I cant remember because it was a sham :P) by jakey121 and Jalen Kun
Tomoki Seshat, District 7 in Lost by kopycat101
Azrael Rachaye, District 9 in Lost by kopycat101
Reese Delaney, Mississippi, Omnilingualist in Mistakes of the Past by Elim9
Hadley Cadolyn, Indiana, Reality Warper in Mistakes of the Past by Elim9
Aether Cynephris, District 1 in Set My Chains Free by CreativeAJL
Vashti Rii, District 5 in Hide Your Fires by Elim9
Shion Qing, district 5 in Picking Up the Pieces by JustABitMental
Kuniva Dvorak, District 7 in Clouds of Compassion by l'il fat necrosis
Anayi Novakov, District 7 in Clouds of Compassion by l'il fat necrosis
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke."
Town of Salem
Akivya, 40, male/transfemale. Janitor. Husband to Keon, lover to Gioia.
Anakin, 33, male. Framer. Lover to Nanashi, Keon.
Celestia, somewhere around 300 years old, female. Vampire. Lover and enemy of Erin.
Everett, 38, male. Jailor. Occasional romantic interest to Yuki.
Hadley, 19, male. Medium. Unfortunately tied to Kevin. Adopted son to Lucy.
Jaina, 34, female. Blackmailer. Lover to Vita, Nanashi.
Julian, 35, male. Mafioso/Godfather. In the process of rethinking his life.
Reza, 41, genderfluid. Doctor. Best friend to Akivya, Mother Hen to Wyn.
Phaedra, Human, Sith Empress. Human weapon; the manipulative and despicable Empress of the Sith, succeeding Darth Jadus (my timeline)
Irinei Jivial, Mirialan, Sith Sorcerer. Former slave, former Dark Council Elite, now the judicious Emperor Venereth (of the Eternal Empire.) "Let me be evil."
Aiceyyai, Rattataki, Imperial Operative. Plaything of Darth Jadus. Slave to Torera (l'il fat necrosis' bounty hunter). Sycophantic and lacking morals of any sort; perfectly willing to get hands dirty.
Rikavi, Rattataki, Imperial Sniper. Brother to Aiceyyai. Flirts around a bit. Prefers to keep relationships on the backburner.
Isosei Jivai, Mirialan, Jedi Consular. Dark Jedi with nefarious methodology. Considered impulsive and untrustworthy. Secretly wed to Soqe (l'il fat necrosis' Jedi Sentinel).
Tanderth, Miraluka, Jedi Padawan (Sentinel). Apprentice to Soqe. Obedient, logical and a stickler for the rules. Genderless.
Iayot'nefe, Twi'lek, Smuggler. Get the job done no matter what-- and round up as many credits as possible while you're at it. Drinks on me, nerfherders.
Message me for Open RP.
Two Jawas walk under a bar.