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Author has written 22 stories for Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy VII, Evangelion, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Naruto, X-overs, and Avernum.

(Formerly known as: Jebus Creiss.)

Standard Schlock: Male, Australian. Got lured into writing fanfiction by my mother and sister (HP specialists), and promptly started posting more ffic than they ever did. That's not to say the flow is smooth - I've been known to drop out of sight for months if not years at a time for varied reasons, only to pop up with more stuff.

My latest absence has been mostly due to the SpaceBattles forums, where I've been working to straighten out and make more accessible the mindbogglingly massive morass that is Saphroneth's long-running revamp of the Infinite Loops Fanfiction Project (as opposed to Innortal's more...lewd forerunner). Progress is ongoing and fairly decent, having indexed a bit over a third of the threads involved (the total of which, for an idea of the scale, clocks over 250K posts and rising). An FFN compilation for the Miscellaneous Loops thread has recently gone live.

At present, I have one ongoing series (The Divergence Series - and yes, the overall title isn't exactly original - based in BtVS, where Dark Willow (as per S8-MC) repeatedly attempts to short-circuit the circumstances that caused her to travel back in time as a villain, repeatedly spawning/hitting ARs as a direct result), one...stalled ongoing series (The Seeker Files, which will incorporate snapshots of past events in Spira with the evolving nature of the post-X-2 world), along with a chaptered fic (The Griever, set 30 years post-FFVIII; it's likely to be deleted eventually for revamping). There's also another stalled fic (The Eighteenth, a time-loops story from before I even heard about the Infinite Loops), which was one of several literary victims of my previous laptop screwing up so badly it needed reformatting. I have in the meantime been assaulted with something like two dozen plot-bunnies for oneshots, mostly humorous, mostly for various Final Fantasy fandoms (though an increasing number have cropped up for other fandoms, and with exponentially broadening scope of fandoms since taking on indexing for the ILP). So, I'll be busy for a while. No doubt, another idea for a longer story will surface eventually; it usually does.

My reading preferences mostly started out with Final Fantasy - X/X-2, VIII, VII, XII and XIII, all of which I've had direct experience in playing - then branched out into other areas. Given constraints on my time, I mostly tend to read shorter fics (which can be read in a few hours at least), though I'm getting round to reading some of the longer ones now. After 5 years on FFN, I've now read a lot of BtVS and Evangelion, started mining at my leisure through the vast repository of HP and Naruto ffic, and come across an eclectic mass of other stuff from dozens of other fandoms. Providing it's well-written, I can stomach most stuff, though I detest gratuitous yaoi and rendering characters like Rikku, Selphie, Yuffie etc. (or, say, Xander or Luna for that matter) into airheaded sugar-addicts with a fiery passion.

If I could be considered to have an OTP, it would probably be Yuffentine (FFVII). Mainly for the contrast. In other fandoms, I tend to go for the prior-friendship pairings, mainly for the RL-realism. (I've seen plenty of 'old married couple' arguments; I've seen them lead to plenty of not-so-'old married couples' divorcing.)


Constructive criticism is good. Story suggestions are good, though keep in mind what I've written above. If you happen to spot something that's a little too close to someone else's work for comfort, then please tell me so I can check it myself - I do try to avoid that kind of thing. Language complaints... well, I'm Australian. So words like 'd*mn', 'bl*dy', 'h*ll', etc are just plain words outside of this profile. Live with it.

Nowadays I spend a fair bit of time browsing through Twisting the Hellmouth's archives, though I've only just made an account for it (HTML-formatting for submissions - yech!). A great place to find good BtVS-crossover fic - visit tthfanfic.org if you're interested. I'd particularly recommend some of Greywizard and MMcGregor's work over there, which can't be found on FFnet (though they don't post all their work over there, either - XanderZone and I Need A Parrot have some more of their stuff).

Occasionally I also look through AO3 and Mediaminer. I'll probably go looking through Portkey.org and maybe DLP one of these days...

But of course, I'm easiest to find on the SpaceBattles forums, where I'm registered as Facepalmist.

Help Me Find This Fic!

Sometimes I just...lose fics. You know how it goes - can't be bothered logging in to track them at the time, the find you just can't remember what the f*ck they were called. So, if you happen to remember, please drop me a PM?

Harry Potter - (unofficial) crossover with the Cthulhu Mythos. In diary form, dictated by a Diagon Alley resident (maybe Borgin/Burke of Knockturn Alley, maybe OC). Oneshot, details a bystander who watches as Voldemort delves into the Elder Gods side of things and drags the world into the abyss piece by piece - Harry challenges eventually, and fails. The diary's writer goes mad as he delves into same, in an attempt to protect himself. No pairings, complete. Bad end.

Naruto - clone-fic, wherein Kakashi has Naruto do the team's paperwork and he turns out (thanks to his clones) to be preternaturally good at it, actually (re)discovering obscure bureaucratic shortcuts. Naruto is detailed (or rather, his clones are detailed) to explore Konoha's Repository of ancient paperwork. 10-plus chapters, incomplete, set prior to Chuunin exam.
Notable for: Kakashi actually acting out his lame excuses in plain view of Team 7 as they wait for him, and Naruto spotting it; Naruto attracting a cult following of admin-nin fans, including the Hokage's cute secretary; Naruto's clones forming distinct personalities; Kakashi taking his genin out to a ninja bar and making it into a lesson. No pairings, incomplete as of the last time I saw it.

Finally, I have a C2 for Final Fantasy VII, a collection of pre-Compilation fics which is intended to cut out the endless trawling through crap that so many readers have to go through in the back pages of the archive. Currently I'm thirty pages in (K-M, English). This expands intermittently...really, really intermittently.

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Death is Part of the Process by Licoriceallsorts reviews
An epic re-telling combining Crisis Core and Before Crisis from the POV of the Turks. Stars Reno, Tseng, Rude, Cissnei, Zack, Aerith, Veld, Rufus, and all the BC Turks; cameo appearances by entire VII cast. Drama, Romance, Action, Comedy, and more.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 550,447 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Reno, Tseng
Of Pyjamas and Ironic Harmonies by TheVulpineHero1 reviews
A collection of bite-size Yuffentine moments. Always open to prompts. Not updated every two days. Back in action! ...Again! Kind of!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 162 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7333 - Favs: 11,288 - Follows: 12,433 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Phantom Infinite Loops by Purrs reviews
Christine thought she was dying. She was. Fortunately, the multiverse crashed and sent her back to the beginning. Baseline Loops are ALW. Infinite Time Loops, rated T to be safe, I own nothing. (Gustave would also be listed but apparently he isn't listable.)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,135 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Meg Giry
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love Her and Despair by AuronLu reviews
Dive into an epic AU sequel to FFX with a dark premise: What if Yuna had chosen the Final Summoning? Thirteen years later, Isaaru must set aside the mantle of Grand Maester to resume his pilgrimage, aided and thwarted by Sir Auron, Yuna's surviving guardians, the Al Bhed, the Crimson Squad and a Sin like none before. [2009 Genesis Awards Winner: Best Action/Adventure]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 134,965 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Auron, Lulu
Unsung by PeaceHeather reviews
A person's greatest strength is often revealed when no one is around to see it. Post-Showtime, Xander and Buffy have a conversation. If you like, this piece can fit with Remember, Believe, and Rest, but it isn't necessary to read the two together.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Buffy S., Xander H. - Complete
Believe in Yesterday by H-thar reviews
Prequel to "Always in Repair." AU: As if Serah doesn't have enough to deal with in the wake of Cocoon's fall, Hope's arrival complicates everything. Balancing burdens and blessings, all they can do is try to fit into the world on which they've landed.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 214,011 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hope, Serah F. - Complete
Unsent by Galloway reviews
Part 1 of my Tikku trilogy, "Coming Home". Please see the new Author's Note in Chapter 7!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,713 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Rikku, Tidus - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Edge of Dreams by Niqsta reviews
"You don't want to feel what he felt jumping off? You don't want to be at the edge of his dreams and actually hit the reality at the bottom?" Squinoa Post-game oneshot. Minor suggestive adult situation. No lemons, no limes... maybe an orange.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
Don't Go by Distance reviews
"Oh, please don't bury me in the rain..."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Parasitic by Nietzsche's Itch reviews
Shelke resents Lucrecia's vicarious attempts to repent through her
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Shelke R., Lucrecia C. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 5,971 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
The Foregone Conclusion by The Mustachioed Cat reviews
Here's a shadow of the future. Not the terror and end of Third Impact, just a rolling landscape of sameness.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,238 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007
Full Metal Berserker by JubeiYagyuSama reviews
A Black Swordsman, cursed to wander the land and destroy demons finds himself transported to a world of Sins, and alchemy. A strange crossover. Rated M for gore and violence. AU, Based vaguely on the Manga.
Crossover - Berserk & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,885 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/22/2006
Dark Kabbalah by Sperance reviews
I can't run away forever, I guess. I am who I am, and I did what I did. I can't change the past. But if visiting hell again will bring me some rest, some forgiveness, then let it be. I'll do it again. You win again. Fill up the plug, and let's go.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,255 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11436 - Favs: 15,938 - Follows: 6,378 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Worst Kind of Colors by S.Zix reviews
Colors can trigger that dark other side of people, but Vincent's found that it isn't just the colors that trouble Yuffie Kisaragi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,752 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
On Death and Planet Life by robbobert reviews
A victim of circumstance, Red XIII expounds upon his views of the Study of Planet Life and deals with disillusionment in the waning years of his life.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Red XIII - Complete
House of Cards by Eternal Tiet reviews
He had built his house of cards. It was beautiful and grotesque. It was both intricate and simple. It was built by the blood and the fears of others; nobody would truly appreciate the beauty in his ascent.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Nida - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Souls, Slayers and a Scythe? by mkcrl120 reviews
The sequel to Explaining Africa
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 138,904 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Xander H., Faith L.
Shinji Saotome by mastermage reviews
Gendo's gut is telling him something during an angel battle and he listens. A misplaced Shinji is the result. After lots of prodding from all kinds of people chapter 14 is finally up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Shinji I. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 621 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Living History by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE! Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The target place and time? Moscow, February 2008. The problem? They’re in Cleveland, September 2003. And that’s just the beginning of the
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 234,243 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Penultima by magistrate reviews
Sometimes, the only way to save something is to destroy yourself.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Squall L. - Complete
Aftershock by DK reviews
SelphieSquall. Sometimes getting together is the worst possible thing to do. Rated R for some mild sexual content.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Squall L., Selphie T. - Complete
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Infinite Loops: The Miscellaneous Loops
The World Tree is broken, with all god-hands on deck and multitudes of fandom 'verses kicked into time-loops as a form of life support. These are their collective insanities, courtesy of the SpaceBattles Misc. Loops megathread.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,732 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 3/29
The Usual Suspects? reviews
…But not necessarily from the usual places! The PTB are recruiting for a long-term mission to a distant, uncertain future – and this time, they're actually desperate enough to ask first. Their first recruit? Buffy Summers, from the end of "Chosen". Ensemble cast. (Oh, and: NOT a Buffy/Whistler pairing.) Now complete, for the main part.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,502 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Buffy S., Whistler - Complete
Redshirted! reviews
Because he really, REALLY should have known better. (And because even after nearly 200 years, Dark Willow has hobbies!) YAXHF, with a crossover which has definitely never been done before - the original Exile: Escape from the Pit (under Avernum because there's no Exile cross-category).
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avernum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Xander H. - Complete
Defaced, Derailed and Divergent reviews
The whole POINT of being blackmailed was to stop Buffy and co. from finding out she was doing magic! In the aftermath of the '98 post-Valentine's love spell, Amy decided on a simple touch of revenge. And fortuitously to her mind, she also happened to owe Cordelia an apology…
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Xander H., Buffy S., Joyce S. - Complete
One Sweet Divergence reviews
But seriously – 'I just wanted a happy ending? He didn't know whether to feel insulted his friends bought it, or burst out laughing that Sweet did too… Post-S6:7 'Once More, With Feeling', Xander accepts the price and makes his own play for power.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Xander H.
Vincent and the Malfunctioning Wardrobe reviews
Because practically every aspect of his appearance begs to be ridiculed, and who else besides Yuffie could be silly enough to do it? Ficlet collection; rating may change with new material.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
The Vitruvian Paradox
Squall returns from Cosmos' realm a changed man – grown, matured, wiser. Which should have been a good thing, if not for the fact that the Squall-shaped hole in his world's future has suddenly grown too small for this new Squall…
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,101 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Squall L.
Graduating Divergence reviews
As Xander calmly detailed his dealings with a certain zombie gang some months past, a panicky Slayer and her undead/dying ex-boyfriend wondered what the hell had brought this on. Then Xander explained why. Buffy/Angel fic, set during Graduation Day Pt.2.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Xander H., Angel, Buffy S., R. Giles
Grinding the Organ of Divergence reviews
Had Buffy realised the importance of Xander being the buttmonkey to Willow's organgrinder all the way back before her 17th, this might have all been avoided… A post-Season 7 divergence, involving Xander, a Hell Dimension, hippie weirdness, one of the weirder het pairings you'll ever come across and the gratuitous flogging of several dead horses…er, Xander!tropes. Pun intended.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Xander H., Willow R., Dawn S. - Complete
Fans Anonymous reviews
Fans are useless beings, safe from random, painful death only by the vagaries of plot armour - and more importantly as far as they're concerned, their dreams are doomed to failure by their methods. Herein, four young Academy students realise this a little earlier than otherwise. (Well, kinda - close enough, for eleven-year-olds...) Now onto epilogue/omakes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost Your Head?
Sometimes it's just not worth being competent... Drabble, post-(never-to-be-written)YAHF in which the logical conclusion is demonstrated.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
The Eighteenth reviews
A tale of the closing movements of the Groundhog Apocalypse, and the eternal boy ensnared at its nexus. Four: The portrait of a dreamer…
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,647 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Shinji I.
Loneliness, Hopefully Past Tense reviews
Several weeks post-game, Squall is drowning under a frustrating, pointless workload that keeps him from Rinoa's side far more than he'd like. A chance meeting and a seemingly random memory fragment combine to show him how to move on…
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
The Beautiful ChocoMaster's Daughter reviews
One fine evening, while Cloud's out of the room, Yuffie tells AVALANCHE a bedtime story. Perhaps he shouldn't have left… Crack-pairing: Random Flock of Chocobos X Cloud's Mom. Yes, really.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Yuffie K., Cloud S. - Complete
Corel's Vengeance reviews
Barret is pleasantly surprised to find Corel's executioner alive in the wreck of Proud Clod. Because Barret is not – notnotNOT – a nice man. Slight BarretxScarlet, OG, IC. Not for the fainthearted.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Barret W., Scarlet - Complete
On Arranged Marriages reviews
Vincent, Shelke, Yuffie: among other things, their views on the practice. A tale concerning the final fate of Lucrecia's data fragments. Post-DoC, obviously; not as dry as it might sound.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
The Edge of Realities reviews
"...er Squall." "Yeah." "How do we get our clothes back?" A continuation of Niqsta's 'The Edge of Dreams', concerning certain consequences of their skinny-dipping escapade. Now with lime flavouring!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Squall's Kinda ROTFL Moment reviews
Involving a...horrifying secret held by most of the male SeeDs. Read if you like yaoi - ESPECIALLY read if you like the gratuitous ridicule of yaoi! NOT a Nida/Squall pairing; not overly graphic either, as I don't like yaoi. Slightly edited.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Nida, Squall L. - Complete
The Griever reviews
Death is the end of memory; memory never dies. Set 30 years after the events of FFVIII; most characters, some weird-ish pairings. Rated T for reasonably graphic violence. Not a Squalphie, unless you squint.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Squall L., Selphie T.
Galian and his Kilt reviews
Valentine's Day: Vincent is rather annoyed, Yuffie's feeling amorous and tricksome, and Galian is highly amused...and bored. Surely this cannot end well... Complete!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
So What IS your name, anyway? reviews
The dark, embarrassing secret behind Buddy and Brother's monikers, revealed! Buddy-centric oneshot. Rated M for Al Bhed obscenities. R&R please!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Cid, Tidus - Complete
The Seeker Files: Book 1 Kilika reviews
Barthello reads a book - will Kilika ever be the same? Kilika, 6 months post-X2. First of a series of historical pieces. Many X2 characters. T for mild language & heavyish political content. Yes, ONE chapter, total - sorry.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
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