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Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Vampire Diaries.

Hello! My name is Rikers (Yep, that’s me right thar.) and I like cats and vampires, but not vampire cats. That’s just weird.

Hey. I used to write a lot of Fanfiction when I was a wee lassie in high school. I have popped in periodically while in college, but I hardly post now. Sorry. :( I'm still pretty proud of some of the stuff I wrote though! As of now, I will probably not add to some of my old stories unfortunately. But I do have a couple ideas for other stories! Check em out maybes, babes?

I like art! I studied art history and museum studies in college, and now have one of those fancy pieces of paper saying I'm qualified to do some jerbs. I have two kitties and love them both dearly, even though one hates my guns. (I know it's guts. I'm a silly kid.) Yeah. JasperxEdward is my OTP and will be foevaaaaaahhhh.

Amused-cat23 =..= (Known to the real world as Rikers (not actually) =..=)

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The Thing About Falling by mistyhaze420 reviews
Brady from Lessons Learned. An LL spinoff featuring Brady through the boys' college years. He's always been the single one, the third wheel...it's about time Brady gets a love story of his own. AH, M, Slash Brady/Original Character
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 465,949 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Brady
The Cletus Chronicles by Meikela reviews
A series of Cletus POV outtakes from my story, Southern Charm. Yes - Cletus is a cat. : Rated M because apparently Cletus has some language issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Edward
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Mythological Creatures by mistyhaze420 reviews
Edward & Jasper are two lonely boys who grow up together in a Texas Children's Home. Mase & Whit are two sociopathic monsters who feed from each other's psychopathic tendencies. A love story about two crazy boys. Dark themes, slash, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,103 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Gasping for Air by Wolfenmoon1313 reviews
Jasper is a young man with a dark past. No one should have to survive the horror he had to endure. All he's looking for is a friend but he find much more than that...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 415,438 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5650 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Neighbor From Down the Hall by philomina reviews
When Jasper is released from prison his life seems like it will be just as its always been...miserable.But what happens when his building neighbor Edward is just nosey enough to change that assumption?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,602 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Big Gay Story by The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Madness Most Discreet by vampireisthenewblack reviews
I'm pretty sure Edward Cullen hates my guts. It's the way he looks at me, the way he stares so intensely. If that were the extent of the problem it would be easy to ignore, but it's not. Because I'm pretty sure I'm in love with him. AH E/J Slash NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,231 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward
What You've Done To Me by Xavier Mason reviews
Edward is a 100% straight teen in high school; without a doubt. He leaves for a weekend school trip away and comes back feeling more confused than ever. This story involves lots of EXJ slash, romance, abuse, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Edward, Jasper
The Twelve Gays Of Christmas by Sxcsami reviews
It's Christmas Eve and the Weasley's are bored. So Fred and George decide to entertain them with their new Christmas song, the twelve gay's of Christmas! Warning, faked twincest. Humor/parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Love Is Not Consolation by CrowX reviews
After the opening of the tomb Damon is devastated. There is only one, no, two things that can console him, but will Stefan be able to do that for him? Even though he wanted it for so long himself? D/E/S, threesome
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Damon S., Stefan S., Elena G. - Complete
Riding Wild by DreamingPoet1988 reviews
Complete- Jasper must work for a living; Edward has everything money can buy…Slash, both human. Originally written for the Quickie Contest, now a full story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Outside the Bubble by OvertlyConcealed reviews
Shy and awkward Edward is resistant to change. He dislikes being put in uncomfortable situations and hates forced interactions. Keeping away from the new employee who threatens to change everything is a must. Too bad for long elevator trips. Slash. ExJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,168 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Potions Gone Wrong by yohlenyaoilover reviews
A potion gone wrong leaves Harry and Malfoy in a bad situation Slash! H/D COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shadow Dance by Blue-Kool-Aid reviews
Damon, Stefan, & Elena are forced to finally confront their feelings for one another after an event changes their previous outlooks. This shadow dance attempts to develop a functioning relationship between the trio. D/S/E - heed warnings inside. R&R.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,837 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Til Summer Comes Around by mrsyt31 reviews
Edward and Jasper share a whirlwind summer romance. When a family tragedy call Jasper home to Texas, they are torn apart. Can fate bring them back together again? AH, AU, Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,002 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Jasper
An Indication of Type by tuesdaymidnight reviews
According to pop psychology, everyone has a certain personality type. Edward's has always been on the straight and narrow. It takes a trip Europe to break his own mold. AH. Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward, Stefan - Complete
Endeavour by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
How hard you try to resist him. How strongly you endeavour to be oblivious to the sinuous beauty of his lithe body; the seductive power of his full lipped smile; the cold calculation in his cerulean eyes. DAMONXSTEFAN SLASHY INCEST THEMES
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
A Simple Twist of Fate by tuesdaymidnight reviews
When Esme Evenson is rolled into the morgue in 1921, her heartbeat is faint. Suppose Carlisle doesn't change her, leaving Edward his sole companion, still struggling to come to terms with his vampirism. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Lost Boys by vampireisthenewblack reviews
My perfect memory does him no justice. Edward is more beautiful than I remember, but he seems almost wild, in the manner the nomadic vampires often have. "I can't bear it any longer," he whispers. "Their minds are full of depravity. It infects me." Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by notdoneatforty reviews
When Bill gets called away the first time he meets Sookie in Merlotte's, Eric is only too happy to take his place. Citrus fun with Eric and Sookie. Please review
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 124,123 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
My Saviour by AngelisIgniRelucent reviews
I looked up, and what I saw stole my breath away: my brother, flushed and breathless, with his hair dishevelled and his sapphire eyes pleading. He was beautiful, and he was mine, all mine. With that thought I took him into my mouth. WARNING: INCEST SLASH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Spell Caster by Death'sAngel18 reviews
After an accidental spell by a certain witch Damon and Stefan are hit by a lust spell. Struggling to remain normal what will happen when the lust becomes to much for both? INCEST! DAMON/STEFAN
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,594 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Inevitable Dawn by CrowX reviews
After tasting Elena's blood, Stefan is sent into a frenzy, which does please Damon a lot. Even though Stefan asked for help, will he like the way Damon will help him? And will the hunger- not only for blood, but also for his brother- be too strong? Slash!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Chagrin Topaz Sparkles by Iplaythefrenchhornlovetwilight reviews
Poking fun at Twilight. Inspired by cracked dot com article. I'm still a fan of it, but I'm sick of fans denying any writing, plot, and morale errors. True fans call it like it is. Rated M for future cursing because its funny. xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Firelight by vampireisthenewblack reviews
The best traditions start with a memorable experience. I'd been a vampire only half a year when it happened, and I thought it would be just us, forever. Sometimes things don't turn out the way we expect. E/C canon slash NC-17. Gift for MySlashyFriend
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Midnight Affair by pinkprincess13310 reviews
In Eclipse, Jasper explained how he and Alice met in the diner in Philadelphia. This story explains how they met, fell in love, how they had met the Cullens for the first time, and how they came to be today. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,283 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Change: A Journey of Struggle by Nestaron reviews
Non-Canon/Slash: Edward meets Jasper during his rebellious youth. A shared struggle draws them together as they fight to overcome their nature, and find love. What secrets are hidden in Jasper's past? And can Edward help him through his discovery? UPDATE: All chapters were re-uploaded on 6/13/12 with various grammar fixes, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,421 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Detention, Licks, and Dirty Tricks by mistyhaze420 reviews
A little Ghettosper and Geekward's fun time in detention. Slash E/J Mature O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 140 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Through all these years by Sxcsami reviews
When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fears. George is all alone once Fred is gone... songfic to My immortal By Evanescence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Never To Be Forgotten by missallyrose reviews
The effects of the Battle of Hogwarts on a certain George Weasley. To be warned: this is sad. The saddest thing I have ever written. But I smiled at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by bluebead1 reviews
Edward Cullen. It was a mask. A persona I had to hide behind everyday to avoid being cast from my family. That all changed the day they arrived. The day he arrived. This is my story. - ExJ Slash - Story adopted from Athey. M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Dazed and Confused: A Love Story by mistyhaze420 reviews
Poor, poor Jasper...all he wants to do is get stoned and eat dilly bars at the Dairy Queen he works at...but when Edward joins the working force, will he narc or will Jazz have someone to share the delicious treat with? Takes place in the early 90's. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,856 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Edward, Jasper
I promised you by Sxcsami reviews
When five year old George promised Fred something, what will the aftermath be when he breaks this promise?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3550 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Always There, Never Gone by worthxsaving reviews
Set in 1863: Damon is leaving for the Confederacy; Stefan is displaying long buried feelings towards his brother. Can the relationship they have survive the impending doom or will things be forced to change between them? Warnings: Incest & Sexual Themes
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S.
Next to Normal by Slytherclaw12 reviews
Edward and Jasper have been best friends for years, but Edward's beginning to second-guess his sexuality as well as his entire life. It's possible that Jasper is doing the exact same thing. SLASH. ALL-HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,939 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Polar Opposites of Joy and Loss by vampireisthenewblack reviews
I could see clearly the bite marks on the woman's throat and exposed limbs. Carlisle had altered our existence irrevocably. Canon/AU. Edward/Carlisle. Slash. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
One February Friday by LyricalKris reviews
Friday night at a little bar where anything goes. You never know who's going to walk through the door to make life just a little more interesting. Slashy threesome lemons.Edward/Jasper/Peter, J/P, J/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,736 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Jasper & Edward's High School Reunion by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Jasper liked Lord of the Rings. Edward was into Star Wars. They were best friends, anyway. A line was crossed. Feelings were hurt. They haven't spoken in years. It's time for their ten year reunion. Take out your light saber. You might need it. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Vigilante Justice by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward and Jasper are not two caped crusaders seeking to rid the world of evil. They simply play a game. A game that results in justice. Beyond the Pale Contest entry. AU/OOC. Slash. Rated M. Contains mature content. See warnings inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Beautiful Dangerous by vampireisthenewblack reviews
He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves. Multi-shot/WIP, E/J, slash, bloodplay, AH, OOC, NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Dead Battery by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Written for OnTheTurningAway's birthday :D It's the middle of the night, you're in the middle of nowhere and the car won't start. What do you do? AH, E/J, NC-17, slash well, duh .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Lost Souls by Blue-Kool-Aid reviews
Damon looked truly innocent in the moment, completely contradicting not only his own name, but his past actions and words. While in this position, I could seriously harm him if I so desired. But that's the last thing I wanted. Damon/Stefan Please R&R!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Burning by Death'sAngel18 reviews
My body was on fire and the one thing that was on my mind now was Damon. But did my older brother actually care about me? Or was I another game to him? Something weird is happening here and I can't put my finger on it.There's a dark presence.Incest.Slash!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S.
By Your Command by Thil reviews
Th queen is not amused. Tired of the rivalry between Bill and Eric, she orders the two vampires resolve their issues - naked.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eric N., Bill C. - Complete
Give them blood by Kermitfries reviews
Brothers who slay together stay together. Preseries.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Nocturne and Prelude by The Deathly Princess reviews
Oneshot fluff An evening with Alice and Jasper. Rated M. Some suggestive imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Absolution by dracosoftie reviews
Draco and Harry return to Hogwarts after the war, both struggling with their own issues. Their unlikely friendship blooms into more but is torn apart by circumstances outside their control. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,598 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Reunion by Dahlia J Black reviews
Stefan Salvatore and Edward Cullen meet again after many years. The reunion is awkward. To say the least.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Stefan S. - Complete
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Never Again by pexylexy reviews
Damon/Stefan, written for the prompt "first time after being turned", rated M for a reason, reviews are love
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Edward, Emmett, and Jasper: Up in Smoke by mistyhaze420 reviews
I just wanted to see what would happen if vampire’s used drugs. There is going to be drug use, foul language, lewd behavior, munchies, and good times. So enjoy and please rate! Rated M for fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
Kreacher Takes a Holiday by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco must resort to desperate - meaning Muggle - means to complete a tedious household chore when Kreacher goes on holiday. Hilarity and illicit hijinks ensue. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content. For GoesKaboom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Suit Up reviews
BIRTHDAY ONESHOT FOR HARRYTWIFAN! My first attempt at Cocksper and Twinkward. Edward loves his job, but even more when a gorgeous blonde customer comes in. All the slashy goodness you know and love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Hitchhiker reviews
Can some people be trusted? Even those who seem to need help? Going back to my love- Horror. Rated M for disturbing content, probable gore, language, and sexual content. Some slash as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper
At Second Glance reviews
Jasper and Edward realize that there is something missing in their lives. After a fateful hunting trip, they discover that they are what the other is missing. Rated M for slash, lemons and my potty mouth. I'm sorry, JASPER'S potty mouth. Not my fault!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,438 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Bathroom Tryst reviews
Jasper was only trying to find a way to stay aHEAD in life. What he didn't plan on was having Edward come in and literally BLOW his mind. ;D Yes, there were some innuendos implied! Human, slash. My favorite pairing: Jasper and Edward. M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Jasper, Edward
Easy Tiger reviews
Edward is in love with Jasper and Peter. What will he do when he is desired by them? EdwardxJasperxPeter! Slashity slash slash! XD Inspired by Depeche Mode and "One February Friday" by LyricalKris! Title is a Depeche Mode song as well! M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Edward, Peter - Complete
Nothing More, Nothing Less reviews
Original kinda idea for "At Second Glance". Edward has Jasper wrapped around his finger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Danger in Everything reviews
Stefan has felt this way for as long as he can remember. He absolutely loves his brother and the danger he emits. Rated M just for kicks and giggles. No, actually for incest. StefanxDamon and StefanxDamonxElena in time.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Damon S., Stefan S.
The Sound of Crashing Waves reviews
Edward and Jasper meet in prison under compromising situations. They seek refuge in each other, but there are some who will do anything to keep them apart. All human, slash. Rated M for gore and mature themes, as well as my sailor mouth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,671 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Perfect Way to Wake Up reviews
Crashing Waves outtake! Sexy time for Edward and Jasper! Rated M for said sexy time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Discoveries and Video Games reviews
Geekward and Geeksper one shot! Cute, nerdy goodness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bella's Travels through Literature and Television reviews
Yeah, so it says Twilight and Vampire Diaries, but there's also Harry Potter, Crime and Punishment, The Stranger and Being Human in here. This is a seriously weird fic... Written for my friend Marissa for her birthday.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Breathe reviews
My first Jalice! How Alice and Jasper met and fell in love. Rated T for now, but that may change depending my how much sailor talk I wish to include.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Edward's Dark Secret reviews
Edward is a twisted vampire indeed! And Jacob makes the best of a situation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Untold Secrets of the Cullens and Bella reviews
This is the published work of a long running joke between my friend and I. Mind you, this is absolutely not to be taken seriously, as it is a joke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Aphasia reviews
Aphasia- the loss of a previously held ability to speak or understand spoken or written language, due to disease or injury of the brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
How to move on reviews
Another Fred and George story! Rated T for implied incest. George learns how to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The whiskey burns reviews
My one shot Damon fan fic! Some angsty and alcoholic goodness! XD Rated M solely for language. Slight incest. Only slight.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
The Constant Reminder reviews
George is tormented by the memory of Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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