Sneezy Mouse
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Joined 09-02-02, id: 262381
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 2005

I've lost interest in writing fan fiction. Plain and simple. I still read and I still get ideas but do not expect updates any time in the near future. Or ever, for that matter. I might try and wrap up what I have, but don't count on it. I just got sick of writing all of it and (more importantly) got sick of the annoying reviews. I will update when I damn feel like it. A very huge apology and gracious thanks to the readers who were kind and encouraging.

I really do feel sorry for not finishing these stories. But I'm big on happy endings, so you can sort of figure out what happens in the end.

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Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of teaching her peers of the sexual phenomenon, with only Draco Malfoy as an assist. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,112 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
George & Hermione in Search of the Golden Grimoire by Morgana Wenlock reviews
Hermione and George find a mysterious book and end up in a different world. Trapped and lost, they find themselves surrounded by creatures from their worst nightmares and gulp no schoolbooks to help them out. HG with a Dungeons & Dragons twist
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Helen Potter and the Specters of the Past by SarahtheBardess reviews
Sequel to “Home at Last”. Helen’s off to Hogwarts, but where a Potter goes, mystery and danger are sure to follow... Now abandoned, but finished in summary form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
An Ideal Death Eater by Singtoangels1 reviews
But where's my egg, Ginny asked. "Draco's supposed to crack an egg and give it to me before we eat the cake."::Mrs Weasley pursed her lips before she bit into a thin slice of beef. "I think Draco's cracked enough of your eggs," she said with some asperity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,855 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Ron W., Draco M.
All I Need To Get By by Sleeping Dragons Die reviews
Even if the Head of Unspeakables thinks he's insane, Draco Malfoy enjoys working at St Mungos. But when Operation Stonehenge goes horribly wrong and the best Unspeakable is brought in to his ward, life gets more interesting. Is he mature enough to get by
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,164 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Shotgun Bride by Nokomiss reviews
Draco and Ginny have been seeing each other on the sly for months when something unexpected happens. Now they have to tell their families. Beat downs, an evil grandmother, muscle cars, Scooby boxer shorts and rednecks figure predominately in this AU DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,137 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Home At Last by SarahtheBardess reviews
(COMPLETE) Dudley swore at her birth that Helen Dursley would never be a witch, but can he stop his daughter's 11th birthday from happening? R&R if desired! Coming soon: Helen Potter and the Specters of the Past!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,781 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
The Importance of Ancient Runes by silvernatasha reviews
Starting his sixth year at Hogwarts, Blaise Zabini is content. He passed his OWLs with no trouble and is looking forward to NEWTs. Then Hermione Granger walks into Ancient Runes and changes everything. BlaiseHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Pensieve by Oy Angelina reviews
She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 403,195 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lightning Bolts and Filibuster Fireworks by sweetevangeline reviews
For three years, Hermione has been in love with Harry Potter...until one fateful night changes her mind. A chance meeting with George Weasley on Diagon Alley leads her to believe that Life Without Harry may not be so bad, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,263 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., George W.
Memoirs of Miss Hermione Granger by Lady Mione reviews
The new Best Seller in the Wizarding world, Memoirs of Miss Hermione Granger, The Daily Profit gives it four wands up! Join Hermione in a story we all end up falling in love with. Prepare yourself you have no idea what you just tapped into. **Complete**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,423 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Wishing I Were You by Adela H reviews
Ginny wishes she was rich and an only child. Draco wishes his parents would listen and love. What happens when they get what they wished for?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,171 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Bouncing Off the Ceiling Upside Down by Gryffindor Heiress reviews
::AUTHOR'S NOTE:: A different take on the gang's fifth year at Hogwarts School. Man, this is gonna be one heck of a crazy year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,080 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 8/12/2002
Jewel of the Harem by Anise reviews
Desire, deception, and dark magic collide as Draco and Ginny go back in time to find an ancient talisman of power. But they're fighting on opposite sides...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,117 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Consequences of Alcohol and Depression by Gwen Potter reviews
::COMPLETED:: Hermione and Percy get drunk and have to deal with the consequences of their actions. CHAPTER TWENTY ONE: EPILOGUE! UPDATE 1/13! Warning: This story contains mild slash, don't read if you will get offended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,320 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Chocolate & Pumpkin Ice Cream by silvernatasha reviews
***COMPLETED*** George/Hermione romance. Now that the relationship is completely out in the open, what's going to happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
At Second Sight by ducky-doll reviews
*Finished* Wanting to join a prestigious Quidditch school, 7th Year Oliver Wood is forced to be tutored, by the uncool and unpopular Hermione Granger! Then things change when he begins to fall for her... Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,985 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Hermione G.
Ginny's Gift by Ashwinder reviews
*Chapter Twenty Nine uploaded. Now Complete.* Ginny gives Harry a special birthday present, but the consequences are unexpected. Rating is for innuendo and possible swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,643 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Past Didn't Go Anywhere by Fearthainn reviews
It is 2010, 12 years after Voldemort's downfall, and Draco Malfoy has returned to England at long last. A Draco/Ginny Story. Revised and Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,453 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Error Of My Ways by Strega Brava reviews
**COMPLETE** Hermione makes a simple mistake but the consequences turn out to be not so simple. Her life is in danger, secrets are revealed and she falls deeply in love. HG/PW. Now considered AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,658 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/23/2001 - Published: 5/27/2001 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
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The Lucky One reviews
[Ginny x Oliver] The pair ‘accidentally’ shag and are forced to spend lots of awkward, sexually tense months with each other since they are key players in their best pal’s wedding (HrP). Romance could bloom… or they could just be wanton sex-buddies...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,987 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Oliver W., Ginny W.
In the Rising Consciousness of a Prankster reviews
Fred and Hermione are still together and still very happy. However, with the pre-wedding stress that befalls the two, the plans may or may not go off without a hitch. Still, Fred chronicles it all in his entertaining way. AU as of OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,886 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Hermione G., George W.
Much Mistletoeing reviews
Best-selling author Hermione Granger has spent the past six years touring the world to showcase her novels. Now, she receives an out-of-the-blue letter asking her to join the Weasleys for Christmas at the Burrow. A fluffy, Christmas-y FredHermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,320 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Unbroken reviews
BEING RE-WRITTEN Hermione thought her life was finally perfect. A good job, great friends and loving boyfriend. But when said boyfriend breaks her heart, she's left to pick up the pieces... with Fred Weasley's help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Hermione G., George W.
Deep in the Subconscious of a Prankster reviews
* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,374 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Hermione G., George W.