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Joined 11-21-10, id: 2624308, Profile Updated: 12-30-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey, just wanted to try my hand at writing. Have been in love with the Twilight Saga, some would say irrationally obsessed, for too long now. Had this story in my head so thought I'd put it out there.

There is a facebook group for The Princess and the E if anyone is interested.

http://www.facebook.com/groups/241576872568433/

Yeah, I don't know if that link will work but I tried.

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,755 - Reviews: 7739 - Favs: 6,688 - Follows: 7,526 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 11919 - Favs: 6,861 - Follows: 6,058 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14770 - Favs: 8,740 - Follows: 5,202 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Call by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,512 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
And Yet So Far by LyricalKris reviews
When he found out he was a father to baby daughter, Edward had to grow up too fast. With a baby involved, nothing is ever as simple as what he wants. But after he met Bella, it always seemed like happiness was so close, and yet so far. Written for FAGE4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,718 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 11774 - Favs: 5,568 - Follows: 4,128 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Freaks and The Greeks by ThroughDeepBlueVelvetSkies reviews
Volatile Bella Swan is thrown straight into a high school warzone; with vicious ice queens, strangely philosophical stoners, backstabbing giants and a hyperactive emotional neighbour - not to mention the stunning brother who seems to really hate her. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,300 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Rinse Cycle by Shahula reviews
College senior Bella Swan is trying to put her past behind her and be a responsible adult. Her plans get tossed aside when dirty boy Edward Cullen appears at her local Laundromat. It's time to get dirty and come clean. AH/AU, M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 37,699 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3360 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 5694 - Favs: 5,163 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Me How To Live by IwishEdwardwasreal reviews
Adopted son Edward moves to Forks with Emmett and their friend Jasper. There he meets a sassy confident Bella who challenges his whole outlook on life. Can their love survive evil stepsisters and the crazy world that is high school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,481 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17459 - Favs: 9,124 - Follows: 5,246 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
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The Princess and the E reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 3454 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love the right way reviews
Bella thinks that her relationship with James is how its supposed to be, believing he acts the way he does because he loves her so much. It's only as her friendship with Edward develops that she begins to question if James really loves her the right way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,591 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward