Hey, this is Countrygirl27 but you can call me The Greatest Female Ninja Ever. You have just entered my preppy burning lair.

Random facts about me

Gender: A girl so what?

Age: Thats for me to know and you to find out. :o

Favorite color: Orange seems to be my personality color, y'know, fun, wild and crazy? Yep that's me! But I like all colors cept pink

Favorite music: Country, Pop, and Gothic

Favorite bands: Florida Georgia Line, The Janedear Girls, The Band Perry, Evanescence, One Republic, Hot Chelle Rae, Fall Out Boy, Little Big Town and probably more . . .

Favorite shows: Avatar the last Airbender, Big Time Rush, Victorious, Legend of Korra, Gilligan's island (for any of you that still watch amazingness!), Psych, Inuyasha, etc.

Favorite Videogames: Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy 7, Jak and Daxter, Call of Duty, and DDR.

Favorite movies: Charlie’s Angels, Stardust, Taken, Pirates of the Caribbean, pretty much any Disney or anime, etc

Favorite books: Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hobbit, Angel Diary, Kira-Kira, Weedflower, Sakura Hime, Koi Cupid, Shinobi Life, Black Butler, Fullmetal Alchemist, ect. (I love reading but is it bad that I read more fanfics and manga than actual literature? Mom says all I'm doing is giving my brain junk food. :T Thats a teenager for ya!)

Favorite singers: Adele, Carrie Underwood, Nicki Minaj, Usher, Hunter Hayse, Blake Shelton, Kenny Chesney, Michael Jackson, etc.

Oldest of 4, with 3 annoying little siblings...

If I had a son I would probably name him Leon Jay

And for my girls it would be Yuna, and Jacquelyn

Is Toni/Tony a better name for a girl or boy?

Favorite KH/FF7 pairings.

CloudxAerith

RikuxXion

RoxasxNamine

SquallxYuffie

YuffiexSephiroth

YuffiexVincent

YuffiexChaos

AxelxLarxene

Favorite Jak and Daxter pairings.

JakxKeira

TornxAshelin

DaxterxTess

Favorite Legend of Zelda pairings.

LinkxZelda (is it just me or does it seem like Link deserves someone better than Zelda but you just can't think of a pairing as sufficient as this. Cuz I don't know about Link but I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life saving one damsel in distress a million times.)

Favorite Avatar the last Airbender pairings.

AangxKatara (obviously:p)

SokkaxToph (I feel like Toph deserves someone:D)

ZukoxMai

Favorite BTR pairings.

KendallxLucy (I hate Jo she seems like the high maintenance type and gets jealous all the time)

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. (my brother does, but I play it most. Does that count?)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.(sometimes)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL:10

Should I be worried? ;)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Fucker Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

S.C.H.O.O.L=Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life

C.L.A.S.S=Come Late And Start Sleeping

F.I.N.A.L.S=Funny, I Never Actually Learned Shit

H.O.M.E.=Hours Of My Entertainment

C.O.O.L.= Constipated Overrated Out of style Losers

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/TV/cell/MP3 or Ipod. The weird teens, a.k.a. us, get freaked out if we get grounded from Microsoft Word/Fanfiction or books. If you're a weird teen or kid copy and paste this onto your profile!(technically laptop and ipod are my fanfiction and my phone is to talk with the 'weird teens' about it.)

98 of the internet population have a Twitter, Facebook, or Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you feel as obsessional about a random thing as I do, copy and paste this into your profile

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

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Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you the type of person who gets excited over 2 reviews, put this in you profile.

If you have this annoying kid in your class at school talking so loud that you can hear them on the other side of the room when everyone else is talking, and you just want to strangle them but you resist the urge and then you look down and see that you messed up your work while concentrating on non-homicidal thoughts, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile.

If you think you have the dumbest dog in the world copy and paste this into your profile.

If your favorite drink is water copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Demyx is adorable (not hot) copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek,Laby Anne Boleyn, Horsie Friend, Clare-stovold, Neo Flame,Chaser Neos, Koolkatdq, Autumn-Angel-31, dancers of the night, EmeraldxSapphire,Countrygirl27.

If you think Hitler is the most idiotic douchebag who ever lived, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Even if you can't see him, God is there. Copy this into your profile if you believe in God

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal; ChrisGrey; MewMewFerret; MewBleuberri; ANProductions; ANMProductions; CrazyHorseNinja; Velgamidragon; lovenyami; CommandoGirl; Atem's Sister Atea; EmeraldxSapphire,Countrygirl27.

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If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If YOU'RE smart enough to know the difference, then copy and paste this to YOUR profile.

If you ever wished that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. Geeks will one day rule the universe. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Go GEEKS!

If you hate Writer's Block, copy, paste, and sue WRITER'S BLOCK!

If you went to save Captain Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you support Kataang, copy and paste this into your profile!

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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

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There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools that focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are an important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you!: Theater Geek; Lara The Dark Angel; MoonlightSpirit; Atem's Sister Atea; emeraldxSapphire

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile. (For me it's Riku, he's just so HOT!)

You Know You Play Too Much Kingdom Hearts When...

#1: You start to use your house keys to beat up people that you don't like.

#2: You went and got your hair spiked just like Sora's.

#3: You re-watch every Disney movie you own just so you'll get the references.

#4: You re-play every Final Fantasy you own just so you'll get the references.

#5: You start calling the people that you don't like 'Heartless'.

#6: They actually know what you are talking about.

#7: You cried when you couldn't beat Sephiroth for the millionth time.

#8: You screamed like a maniac when you finally beat him.(I defeated him on Friday June 8th at 7:59 pm 2012!)

#9: And you are content to never fight him again, because once was enough for a lifetime. (Not really I am working towards fighting him again it was kinda fun!)

#10: You cried like a baby at the end of the first game when Sora and Kairi were separated.(You Wish :p )

#11: You know the Theme Songs by heart. (Even the Japanese version even though you may or may not speak Japanese)

#12: You got upset at the first game because they only showed Mickey Mouse for about two seconds at the end.(Its so annoying after you wait through the entire game to finally see him.)

#13: You stand outside each night to make sure no stars go out. ( I actually saw one go out one time. I hope it wasn't Traverse Town. Dx)

#14: You try to open your own Pathway to Darkness.

#15: You made up your own theory about how Ansem is Ansem, but the real Ansem is not Ansem, and someone else was Ansem all along.

#16: You've searched everywhere for your own Paopu fruit.

#17: You sulked for weeks when every supermarket in town told you there was no such thing as Paopu fruits.

#18: You've built your own Gummi Ship

#19: ... And it works!

#20: You inspect every keyhole you find to see if it leads to the Heart of the World.

#21: Your uncle isn't in a coma; he got his heart stolen by a Heartless.

#22: You've figured out what Sora yells to Kairi in the end of the first game.

#23: You wait for Sora to show up on your doorstep because our world is just a speck in the grand scheme of things.

#24: You worked your ass off to unlock the secret endings in both games.

#25: You try to meld with your family members so that you can form change.

#26: You're one of the 5% of Kingdom Hearts fans who understand the Sora/Roxas Kairi/Namine paradox.

#27: You pre-ordered Kingdom Hearts II and camped outside the nearest GameStop in a tent for a month to insure that you got the very first copy.

#28: Then you got upset when you realized that people in Japan got to play it, and beat it, long before you even got your hands on a copy.

#29: When Kingdom Hearts III comes out, you plan to fly to Japan to get the Japanese version... even though you don't understand Japanese.

#30: You played through Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, even though it has arguably the worst battle system of all time!

#31: You know every character's lines in the Kingdom Hearts I cutscenes because it didn't allow you to skip the scene.

#32: You recognize the world just by hearing the music.

#33: You get pissed off when you have to fight Ansem/Xemnas multiple times in a row but do it anyway so you can watch the ending/secret ending.

#34: You call your lover your favorite character from Kingdom Hearts.

#35: You begged your friend to convert your PS2, just so you can play Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix and Final Mix 2.

#36: You name you friends certain Kingdom Hearts characters that correspond to their personality.

#37: They know what characters you're talking about...

#38: Then your best friend gets pissed when you call her Larxene...

#39: And your boyfriend gets mad when you call him Marluxia.

#40: You start saying that your favorite character is your future husband/wife.

#41: In Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, you know exactly what mission your friend is on just by the cutscenes (not videos), even though they don't talk in the cutscenes.

#42: You call the moon Kingdom Hearts.

#43: You say "Got it memorized"(Axel)/"Y'know"(Rai)/"Kupo"(Moogle) after almost every sentence.

#44: You know how to make Sea-Salt ice cream.

#45: You make your own Official Kingdom Hearts Fanclub Myspace/Facebook/Fanfiction.

#46: You've wasted an entire 5 minutes of your life by reading this, and laughing at the numbers that apply to you.

#47: Then realize how little of a life you may have because so many of these apply to you.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, yellow, and green.

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

1. Riku

2. Reno

3. Yuffie

4. Axel

5. Kadaj

6. Tifa

7. Saix

8. Larxene

9. Sephiroth

10. Genesis

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Uh...How did you get in my house?? O.o

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

*shrugs* What the heck, sure!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

O.O um I'd probably freak, but Yuffie would just stand there muttering apologizes for ages . . .

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

0.0 Oh dear...

5 cooked you dinner?

Thanks Kadaj!!(I'd probably be too naive to even notice if there was poison in it)

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Hey Teef! XD

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

=D Yay! Another crazy pyro!! \(.)/

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Lol *shugs* happens all the time . . .

9 made fun of your friends?

Ouch. Ya my ninja skills are gonna pound him so hard . . .

10 ignored you all the time?

Thats because I subject to reality and substitute my own. XD

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Help me kick their asses. =D

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Freak out a bit, then use some old school cure to make me feel better.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Giant, shiny shurkins! *beam* ;D

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Carries me bridal style and walks right through the flames.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

He won’t do anything . Simple as that. He’s a remnant He doesn’t care . . .

You're about to marry number 2. What's 6's reaction?

She'd probably lock me in a closet while doing unspeakable things to poor Reno T_T

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He would stand there staring into space till I was finished ranting and say "Okay" and walk away.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

We would probably train till I pounded out all my frustration

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

We spar. He slices my arm, I break his spine.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Ask if I had sugar. XD

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

1. He's Hot! 2.Who wouldn’t love him . . .

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Uhm . . . bromance?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

No they would Never get along. My parents don’t want me to have a boyfriend let alone a girlfriend . . .

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Doesn't matter. They'll both end up dead once Sephiroth finds out.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Hell Yeah!

6 appears to be a player,s she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

*gasps* Bring it on Teefs!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Whaaat? Is it a bad haircut?? O.O

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell her?

I’d have to agree with you on that one . . .

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

No. not from Sephiroth

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Until Sephiroth drags him away from the "dangerous environment". XD

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

I wouldn’t know what his tastes were . . . but I would most likely listen to it . . .

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Impassive.

3 told 6 she started her period.

Um, that would be fine seeing that they are both girls . . .

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Haha Sephy! I would do it too . . . considering he went out with his friend . . . if Axel considers Saix a friend or just a comrade idk . . .

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Trying SO hard not to laugh and get killed . . . I end up laughing my ass off and die.

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

She is LMFAO. Reno gets mad and accidently hits Tifa with his saber stick then Tifa kicks him in the gut. Yuffie starts laughing even harder.

7 got high.

He already is high.

8 reads your Fanfiction and complains. What is it about?

So many questions . . .

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Knowing Sephiroth, he'd shave Riku's head bald late at night.

10 starts working at a bar.

Awsome XD

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

...wth? ...Reno how could you . . .

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with her?

Hell Ya!

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Axel .vs. Saix ...Epic!...

5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?

1,001 ways to kill annoying people . . .

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Um…I’m not gonna answer that one…

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Get him noticed, then the turks comes in and kicks his ass.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

...Not sure...

1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

Well 1, 3, and 6 are all good guys who want to kill him and kadaj would do it just for the fun…

1 thinks 8 is gay. What’s 8's reaction?

Larxene would be so pissed…

5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!

O.O Its like SOIDER and AVALANCHE. Although I would have to say that Kadaj would win. . . sadly

1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6,they let him?

O.O No, they would kill him.

7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?

No one will survive. . . . . .

4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?

Riku: Ha, take that. _

Genesis: um . . .

MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?

Lolwhut? =/

If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?

Heh, yah sure . . .

6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?

Ewww … Sephiroth’s boogers… she would get the sword and escape and slice Sephy’s precious little Masamune into tiny little shards.

1, 6, and 7 go to muligans to play lazer tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?

They would both be SO pissed . . .

3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with her.

...yeah well he thinks he can’t love anyone. Although it would be cool to see . . .

6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it?

Saix and Sephiroth. I want to kill them . . . Which I already did!

Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?

He would pretend that he ‘accidently’ hit him with his saber stick.

The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?

Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.

What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?

Omg Sephy finally. . .

What subject would 1 teach if he were a teacher/professor? Would he be good at it?

Gym class. It’s the only thing I do find him good at . . .

4 is walking home when he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his legs. Will he kick it away, or take it home?

...I can see him petting it, burning it, then walking away.

If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?

I wouldn’t.

3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Axel! That would be such a cool pairing.

7 challenges 1 to a staring contest, why? And who wins?

...Oh dear...O.O defiantly Saix though. Riku would start to get distracted with his looks, looking in the mirror of Saix's eyes.

If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?

...Larxene, just to see what would happen. XD

5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

O.o I have a very vivid picture of that in my head . . . its not pretty . . .

9 and 2 are depressed, why?

Sephiroth because all the hot girls of AVALANCHE refuse to date him.

Reno because Sephiroth is alive AGAIN!

4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Larxene would snort and leave the room. .

Think 8 could be a super model?

Yeah she would be awesome if she could actually cooperate

They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?

No one, they would all kill each other and I would be sad.

They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins?

I can see Sephiroth easily dominating the crowd.

One of them falls in love with you, which one?

*Axel puts duct tape over my mouth* Next question, got it memorized?

GENDER SWAP! What happens?

O.O We are doomed.

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION

Where? I'll get my camera!!

3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?

. YuffiexRiku . . .

Imagine 2 has a bride, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?

Yuffie cannot be trusted with a child . . .

If x = 73 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?

That X=10 and you are implying (sp?) Saix and Yuffie are Genesis’s parents. Weird . . .

Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?

Tifa.

1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?

He'd let it dry up to look like a scar so it would look like he did something dangerous.

THE KH SURVEY

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Squallie cause he is so hot.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Yuffie the 2nd greatest female ninja ever

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Wakka, just cause.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi she is a whiny bitch and a whore

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World That Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?

Space Paranoids

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The Oblivion, it's cool lookin'

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Spell Binder

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Mushu! Cause he’s the bomb!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Master, fun to fly around and spin!

1. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

SqualliexYuffie. They are so cute together.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoraxRoxas- That's like a mirror, I mean seriously.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Xigbar and Tidus, funny stuff dude

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

RikuxMickey...

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

I ABSOLUTELY HATE AFTERLIFE FICS, and the whole nobodys can't feel crap.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

RIKU!

Did I have to say it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Yeah. They have that whole Master/Slave thing going on.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, he's just quiet. Secretly in his head he's just waiting for the opportune moment. He's planning people.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

He's a fucking flower fag

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

FUCK TO THE YEAH!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

probably Namine I was never a huge fan of Olette

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Umm, even if it has some weird axel thing going on in it, I'm playing it. :D

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, I enjoyed watching Larxene die.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Squallie!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Yuffie duh :D I'm a freak awesome hyperactive ninja

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Nothing in my lifetime so far . . .

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Im being Yuffie (DoC) for Halloween :D

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

In Kingdom Hearts II right after Sora beat Demyx(POOOR POOOR DEM DEM) There was a giant rock flying at Mickey but then Goofy pushed Mickey out of the Way and he got hit square in the nose and Mickey was all like mad and stuff so he pretty much goes Yoda on everyone's asses!

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth. I beat him on Friday June 8th at 7:59 pm 2012 xD

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The hot guys, and the awesome story line

31: Hayner or Pence

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

SEXY ZEXY!

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku he is so HOT!

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

AXEL!!!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea-Salt

42. Cloud or Leon?

Squall

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel, Riku, Zexion, Sora, Leon, Cloud, Sephiroth, Demyx, Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz, Reno, Genesis, Zack, probably others

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Jak and Daxter

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Dude Sora looks like this one dude in Smash bros for the Wii, I think his name is Pit, he is kinda awesome. Ummm, Axel and Reno, Cloud and Roxas, Riku and Kadaj/Yazoo/Sehpiroth and just for fun... Leon and Squall

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for

385/2 DAYS!! ALL about Xion, Roxas, and Axel!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 Hot guys, awesome storyline, and Organization XIII Man!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The fact that the characters ARE SO GAY! And you all know it. . They wear skin-tight leather! Their boss’s name is an anagram for ManSex…seriously…if that doesn’t SCREAM queer then you’re just dumb. AND THE CHARACTERS ARE SO HOT!

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

Who Are You In Organization XIII?

I. Xemnas: You are the leader most of the time. You like black. You wished/wish you were someone else. You don't listen to others. You like doing research. TOTAL: 2

II. Xigbar: You have bad eyesight You like throwing things at others when angry. You wish you were able to teleport. You wear your hair in a ponytail.(sometimes) You have/wish you had a gun. (Real Ninjas never use guns) TOTAL:3

III. Xaldin You like windy days.(Depends on my mood) You have tried to steal something precious from someone. You like dragons. You have/like dreadlocks. You tried to anger someone on purpose. TOTAL: 4

IV. Vexen You are disrespected by the young ones. Someone has already considered you a traitor. You are the oldest of your group. You like experiments. You like cold days. TOTAL: 2

V. Lexaeus You are not very talkative. You like brain games. People are afraid of you because of your appearance. You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones. You are very strong, physically speaking. TOTAL: 0

VI. Zexion You love reading. You are not very sociable. (Depends on my mood) You are the shortest of your group. You have a very sensible nose. You like to elude others. TOTAL: 4

VII. Saïx You have double-personality issues. You are more active during night rather than day. You like wolves. Your superior trusts you. You have a scar on your face. TOTAL: 2

VIII. Axel You are somewhat a pyromaniac. You care deeply for your best friends. You are a two-faced when you need to be. You don't like it when people don't remember your name. You have a very fiery personality. TOTAL: 5

IX. Demyx You like music. You know how to play a guitar. You like rainy days. You like swimming. You are usually a very happy person. TOTAL: 4

X. Luxord You like playing cards. You like to gamble. Your favorite color is gold. You have stolen money from others. You have/wished you could curse someone TOTAL: 3

XI. Marluxia You like pink. You like flowers. You are plotting to overthrow your superior. You were betrayed by someone. You are a bit of a flamboyant person. TOTAL: 3

XII. Larxene You're the only female in your group. You like storms. You're pretty agile. You like to mock others. You think ninjas are cool. TOTAL: 5

XIII. Roxas You love ice cream. You are the youngest of your group. You think people are hiding something from you. You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met. You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings. TOTAL: 3

XIV. Xion You are insecure. You have been insulted by someone you don't know. You're trying to find out who you really are. You have very short hair. You don't know/remember where you're from. TOTAL: 3

I was born on the day of XaldinxLuxord
In the month of Zexion,
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Axel,
I'm AxelZexion years old.
You could also say that I'm XionXemnas years old.
My favorite number is Xigbar Saix.
But my lucky number is Xaldin.
If you got it memorized, put your own on your profile.

What does the Organziation think of me Results

Type: Loner

Good Qualities:Self-sufficient, doesn't care what people think of her, likes being alone

Bad Qualities: Detached, inability to form healthy relationships, little emotional reactivity

I. Xemnas: "A serious girl with an intelligent mind. No doubt she will greatly benefit our cause." {um, yay?}

II. Xigbar: "She's such a cold fish, no fun at all." {:o Xiggy!}

III. Xaldin: "She has brains and beauty, but keeps herself isolated from the rest of us." {Well you wouldn't let me cook!}

IV. Vexen: "A good addition to the Organization. Helpful and very clever." {OMG a compliment from Vexen...The world will blow up now.}

V. Lexeaus: "Sometimes it seems like she has no personality." {Dx Not you too Lex!!!}

VI. Zexion: "When I try to talk to her, she answers me shortly... I wonder why she's so withdrawn?" {Did you guys met me on a bad day or what?}

VII. Saix: "Level-headed and bright. But very quiet." {Not exactly a fan of getting yelled at, thank you}

VIII. Axel: "I don't like her that much... She won't talk to hardly anyone." {What the...}

IX. Demyx: "I wish she didn't stay away from me. I don't have many friends in the Organization as it is..." {TT.TT}

X. Luxord: "All brains, but not very friendly." {Oh dear...}

XI. Marluxia: "Hm. I think she's onto me." {Hehe xD}

XII. Larxene: "She's such a clever girl, but she always stays in her room." {*shrugs*}

XIII. Roxas: "I don't talk to her that much..."

Retake!!

Type: Extrovert

Good Qualities: Friendly, has emotions under control, optimistic

Bad Qualities: Doesn't think about deep subjects like depression, thinks everyone can just be happy and their depression is a choice. {But its not...}

I. Xemnas: "She's very hopeful and kind. She brings a light into our gloomy days." {Woot!}

II. Xigbar: "She's not extraordinary, but very easy to talk to."

III. Xaldin: "I guess she's okay. Nothing special."

IV. Vexen: "She's very helpful in the laboratory and a sweetheart. Though I don't share her bright, optimistic views." {Wow, thanks Vexen!}

V. Lexeaus: "She talks to me a lot, but then again she talks to everyone." {Why wouldn't I talk to you?}

VI. Zexion: "She hangs out with me in the library often. She's very smart, and we sometimes just sit there having long discussions. I suppose I could say I like her a lot... Xigbar teases me about having a crush on her, but as far as I know, Nobodies can't have those kinds of feelings." {=D *glomps* }

VII. Saix: "She used to annoy me, but she doesn't bother me quite as much anymore." {WOW!}

VIII. Axel: "I love talking to her. Honestly, besides Roxas, she's the only one in the Organization that I trust." {Happiness!}

IX. Demyx: "She is such a blast! Right now I'm trying to teach her how to play the sitar. She can't play very well at all, but we have fun trying!" {\(.)/}

X. Luxord: "A very cute, bouncy addition to our ranks. Before she came, I'd lost hope, but now she has me believing we can, in fact, get our hearts back." {I...have restored hope...*victory pose*}

XI. Marluxia: "A sweet girl. Sometimes she helps me water my flower garden." {Why wouldn't I?}

XII. Larxene: "I really don't want to say this, but the little brat's starting to rub off on me..." {Even Larxy likes me...I NEED A MOMENT! *sniff*}

XIII. Roxas: "Me, her, and Axel just kind of chill together all the time. She's really nice and fun to be around." {*hugs*}

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Random Quotes:

Kyo: THAT'S IT! Let's take this outside!

Yuki: We are outside you stupid cat

-Kyo and Yuki, Fruits Basket

Axel: Got it memorized?

-Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

Axel: Commit it to memory

-Axel, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories.

Sora: Axel... What were you trying to do?

Axel: I wanted to see Roxas... He was the only one I ever liked... He... made me feel like I had a heart.

-Sora and Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

Axel: You really do remember me this time... I'M SO FLATTERED!

-Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

Demyx: Run, run away!

Sora: ... Okay?

-Demyx and Sora, Kingdom Hearts II

Axel: Why do you getting me photos? Now, where's the real thing?

-Axel, Kingdom Hearts II Manga Volume I

Saix: If I had a heart this would be where I die of laughter.

-Saix Kingdom Hearts II

Elizabeth: Ahoy Mateys!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: A ridiculous imitation, and yet, I'm flattered

-Elizabeth and Jack Sparrow Kingdom Hearts II

Xigbar: See, that would work if I were just any old dude. 'Cept I'm not. I'm with the Organization. Nothing "any old" about me.

Sora: Ha... Tough talk for someone who stood by the sidelines while his Nobody flunkeys did the fighting!

Xigbar: Oh dear. I think you got the wrong impression.

Sora: You gonna cry?

Xigbar: As if! Why don't I remind you how tough the crowd you're dealing with really is?

-Sora and Xigbar Kingdom Hearts II

I'll probably add more

YOU PLAY TOO MUCH JAK! WHEN…

#1: You forget every swear word you’ve ever learned and use ‘By the Precursors’ every chance you get. ( They are accompanied by the random swear)

#2: You compare everyone you meet with a Jak and Daxter character. (I do that to my pets too!)

#3: You find a small, strange piece of machinery and you’re convinced that it’s a Precursor artifact. ( I think it's the time map)

#4: You attempt to build your own Jet Board… (I got shocked...multiple times)

#5: …And you actually succeed! (Sadly, it caught fire and gave me second degree burns...)

#6: You played through Final Fantasy X again just so you can name every Aeon to their corresponding Jak and Daxter character.

#7: You write fanfiction. (Why the Hell else would I be here?)

#8: You’ve convinced yourself that Jak is Mar, and you think it’s perfectly logical that he is his own ancestor.(I think Jak is the Mar he most definitely is...)

#9: You have a theme song for every character, no matter how obscure! (The Jak Song -Flash- by jakgoeswee! Check it out)

#10: You go ‘Oh! Oh!’ every time one of these theme songs comes on the radio. ( I start shouting the person's name at the top of my lungs and then sing along)

#11: You actually understand the time paradox in Jak II.(You don't?)

#12: Your mother tells you can’t fall in love with a fictional character, so you tell her you’ve fallen in love with Michael Erwin. (Not really, I say, " oh yeah? Watch me!" then lock myself in my room and talk to my many pictures of Jak)

#13: Every time you watch a movie, you start to plan how it would be a good crossover.

#14: When you see a police officer walking down the street, you point and yell “Krimzon Guard!”, (My friends think I'm completely insane now)

#15: You held a rather touching funeral for Damas. (Of Course! All my friends were there and they all said something touching for him too)

#16: If you are a female fanfiction writer, you’ve inserted yourself into a story as a Mary Sue. (I don't have a mary sue, I have an OFC)

#17: You’re parents start to tease you by yelling that Jak, Daxter, Keira, etc. is on the phone.( My mom wanted me to go to the store with her so she told me that Jak was here to see me, I was half asleep but I got dressed, brushed my teeth and combed my hair in five minutes flat)

#18: You give a report on dictators in school and you cite Baron Praxis as an example.

#19: You’re convinced that Erol is gay and that he repeatedly raped Jak in prison.(No wonder Jak blew his ass sky high in part three!)

#20: You keep a running tally of how many girls Jak and Daxter have to see whose ‘winning’. (Jak: Keira, Ashelin, Rayn, every Mary Sue in existence. Daxter: Tess. Is it me or does Tess the only one who doesn't go after mister big shot??? The again could be because she's a wee bit crazy)

#21: You’re convinced that you are actually an elf who had their ears surgically shorten so you can fit in with the rest of the human race. ( My parents would totally do that to me)

#22: You have different a persona for each character and you get in trouble for answering your mother in your ‘Jak’ persona.( More the Dark persona but still yeah.)

#23: You’ve written or read about Jak without his shirt, or without his pants, or, hell, completely nude. (No one will ever find them!!!)

#24: You can read the Precursor language and you know that the computers in the Freedom Fortress in Jak 3 actually talks about a dog named Morgan who was the Naughty Dog’s mascot thirteen years ago. (Yeah, I know so sad that he died)

#25: You’ve written about Jak crying, singing, or dancing even though he won’t do these things if he were real. (Daxter died)

#26: You gasped when you read the number 25 because you thought that Jak was real.(He isn't? Then who've I been talking to for the past year? Wait, that could have been my messed up mind talking back to me, again)

#27: You think that the JakxDaxter relationship is ‘cute’.(The most there'll ever be between them is a bromance)

#28: You missed school or work when you found out that Rayn was Krew’s daughter because you couldn’t stop throwing up.

#29: You’re convinced that the oily stuff on the driveway is Dark Eco.(It's multicolored and it fuckin' burns!!)

#30: If someone upsets you, you threaten to go Dark and Dark Bomb their ass.(Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahhahah!!)

#31: You actually read through all of these just to see how many relate to you. (Damn I'm messed up! Thank the Precursors that shrink didn't break me.

Congratulations, if you spent you time actually reading my super long profile than you officially have no life. And what does that say about me? The one who took the time to actually make this? (Sweatdrops)