Author has written 1 story for Fallout.
Story's in Progress/on the idea board:
Fallout New vegas-The Lion, The Bull and the Bear.
To quote a Friend: Eventually, this, will, happen.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
The rich and the poor.
There's always been a great divide between the elite and the proletariat,
the weak and the strong.
The question is,
if your one of the deprived,
one of the oppressed,
one of the unlucky ones,
do you just stand there and take it?
Live off the scraps of others?
Or do you fight back?
When all is said and done it turns out that we're all the same, because we all share one thing:
all things must come to an end
those who have the least, have the most to fight for.
Lulu: You know those moments in your life when you just... wonder what could have happened if you'd chosen a different path? Made a different decision? Wondered if, maybe, just maybe, if you'd done something differently, you could have back everything you lost?
Friend: Oh god, Lulu, what's wrong?
Lulu: I bought the wrong muffin.
"Ultimately, heavy metal draws in the outcasts, the downtrodden, the clowns, and the freaks. It takes them and molds them into something new, something creative, something confident. Heavy metal makes them into something unstoppable."
You can't break a man the way you break a dog, or a horse. The harder you beat a man the taller he stands. To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that we can fight with dignity, that there is a proper way to kill someone; It's absurd, it's an anaesthetic. We need it to endure the bloody horror of murder. You must destroy that idea. Show them what a messy, terrible thing it is to kill a man, and show him that you relish in it.
Shoot to wound, then execute the wounded. Burn them. take them in close combat; destroy their preconceptions of what a man is and you become their personal monster. When they fear you, you become stronger, you become better. But let's never forget, it's a display, it's a posture, like a lion's roar or a gorilla thumping at its chest. If you lose yourself in the display, if you succumb to the horror, then you become the monster. You become reduced, not more of a man, but less; and it can be fatal.
I live my life free of compromise and step into the shadows without complaint or regret
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [laughs] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "V".
V- V FOR VENDETTA
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
I'm disappointed in you, Adrian. I'm very disappointed. Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman. Did you really think it would kill me? I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
You already have the information. All the names and dates are inside your head. What you want, what you really need, is a story. …I'll leave such judgements to you, Inspector. Our story begins, as the stories often do, with a young up-and-coming politician. He is a deeply religious man, and a member of the conservative party. He is completely single-minded, and has no regard for political process. The more power he obtains, the more obvious his zealotry, and the more aggressive his supporters become. Eventually, his party launches a special project in the name of national security. At first, it's believed to be a search for biological weapons, and is pursued without regard to its cost. However, the true goal of this project is power: complete and total hegemonic domination. The project, however, ends violently. But the efforts of those involved are not in vain, for a new way to wage war is borne from the blood of one of the victims: imagine a virus, the most terrifying virus you can, and then imagine that you, and you alone, have the cure. But if your ultimate goal is power, how best to use such a weapon? It's at this point in our story that along comes a spider. He is a man seemingly without a conscience, for whom the ends always justify the means, and it is he who suggests that their target should not be an enemy of the country, but rather the country itself. Three targets are chosen to maximise the effect of the attack: a school, a tube station, and a water treatment plant. Several hundred die within the first few weeks. Fueled by the media, fear and panic spread quickly, fracturing and dividing the country, until at last the true goal comes into view: before the St. Mary's crises, no one would've predicted the results of the election that year, no one. And then not long after the election, lo and behold, a miracle! Some believed it was the work of God Himself, but it was a pharmaceutical company controlled by certain party members that made them all obscenely rich. A year later, several extremists are tried, found guilty, and executed, while a memorial is built to canonise their victims. But the end result, the true genius of the plan, was the fear. Fear became the ultimate tool of this government, and through it, our politician was appointed to the newly created position of High Chancellor. The rest, as they say, is history...
V- V FOR VENDETTA
Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your questions, Doctor?
Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us, but within that inch, we are free.
Valerie Page-V for Vendetta
(Referring to the Comedian:) He saw the true face of the 20th century and chose to become a reflection, a parody of it. No one else saw the joke, that's why he was lonely. Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.
I shall die here. Every inch of me will perish. Every inch but one. An inch... It is small, and fragile, and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must never let them take it from us. I hope that, whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and things get better. But I hope most of all that you understand that even though I will never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you.
Valerie Page-V for Vendetta
Love? What is love to what we feel? An emotion? A Feeling? Something our brain makes up to get beings to get sexually active? Was love how Mikhael's voice made her swoon in an instant, making her faint in the head and her heart pound viciously? Was love how Mikhael's comforting words made her happy and crazy all at the same time? Was it love that she placed all her trust in this demon? What if he decided to hurt her? What if he was lying to her and used her like a puppet? Would she care? Would she cry? Would she take a chainsaw to his face?
Her mind swirled a bit at all these questions, her heart palpitations getting worse. What would William think? What would the Reapers think? Would she get in trouble? Was this even allowed?
Do I care more about him than my social status with the Reapers? She thought to herself, laying her head on him like she would a pillow as a few glistening tears escaped her face. What if he hurts me? What if I hurt him? Why is this happening? She seemed to sit in quiet contemplation, her fingers running themselves against his long tresses of hair. God he smelled great today. Maybe it was because of the blood? No...
She buried her face a bit deeper into his chest unnoticed, going past the scent of blood, the scent of a demon.Cologne. Her mind registered, and she inhaled softly. It smelled so nice. No, not it.He smelled nice. He smelled ravishing. The scent did to her like hallucinogenic berries does to a poor sucker eating them. It makes them crave it more.
Callista looked up at him, his handsome and chiseled features more defined as her eyes landed on his lips. She wondered if those lips were a virgin. They probably weren't, for god sakes he was a demon...but they looked unbruised, soft..supple like what hers used to be before she got cut in the lip and a few bruises made itself known on the corner of her lips. She moved one free hand to brush some hair out of his face, a small smile on her lips.
Obviously it was love. Her heart jumped and danced when the hair moved back gracefully, as graceful as it could get for a demon. Her pale digits lingered on the side of his face, tracing the jawline, putting enough pressure that she could feel the fangs hidden beneath the flesh, but not to hard to make him pull away.
He sort of looked cat-like, and though she'd prefer a dog over a cat... If he were on the market, she'd take him instantly.I've been staring at him too long... I have to ruin the moment.She thought quickly, when realization attached to her face. She brought her other hand to his other cheek and she grinned like a cat, making a similar purring sound that he would make,
" You're such a loyal kitty Mikhael Kitty Kitty Kitty." She said happily, rubbing her nose against his.
Eve-Black Butler roleplay
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
"Slip Out The Back"
You know me, I used to get caught up in everyday life
Slip out the back before they know you were there
I don't remember where I met him or remember his name
Slip out the back before they know you were there
I'm no hero, you remember how I was, you know
THE BRO CODE:2012 Edition
You've probably heard the word "Bro" used liberally at your local bar or gym. Perhaps you've even seen it recklessly confused with "dude" or "guy" in an adventure themed soft-drink commercial. Maybe even you yourself have unwitthingly tossed out a "Bro" when asking a stranger for the time. But an important distinction must be drawn: just because a guy is a dude, doesn't mean that dude is a Bro.
Q: What is a Bro?
Q: Who is your Bro?
Q: Can only dudes be Bros?
The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.
Did You Know...Article 1 can trace it's genesis all the way back to Genisis. No, not the Peter Gabriel/Phil Collins pop triad, but the biblical book. The discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls has unearthed a once-lost passage that documents the earliest infringement of The Bro Code.
Book Of Barnabas 1:1And everything of need was provided in that Garden. Fruit, water, companionship. But one day, Adam came upon a naked chick, Eve, and desired her olive leaf. And so Adam wenteth behind and apple tree to know Eve, totally ditching his Bro, Phil, who had Knicks tickets, Courtside. Long story short, humankind became self-aware, paradise was lost, and well, we all know what happened to the Knicks.
Article 2 : A bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it
Note: Had Butch Cassidy come charging out of the cabin alone people would have been like, "Dude, come one". If only one Spanish dude had decided to run down the street in front of a bunch of angry bulls, people would've been like, "Dude, come one". If only Tommy Lee had worn eyeliner in the early day of Motley Crue, pleople would've been like, "Lady, come one". The license to be stupid is why we have Bros in the first place.
Article 3 : If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown
COROLLARY: Naming a lapdog after a pro wrestler or a character from a Steve McQueen movie does not absolve a Bro from the spirit of this article
Article 4 : A Bro never divulges the existance of The Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred doucment not to be shared with chicks for any reason... no, not even that reason
Note: If you are a woman reading this, first, let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math
Article 5 : Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.
Article 6 : A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room
COROLLARY: If a bro gets naked in a locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing out of the ordinary is happening while, at the same time, immediately averting their eyes. When in doubt, remember the old adage: "If a towel drops to the floor, so should your eyes".
Article 7 : A Bro never admits he can't drive, even after an accident
Article 8 : A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro
There are no sentiments between Bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail. The following are a few emails for any Brocassion that succinctly get the message accross without costnig you the trouble and expense of having to find and then send an actual greeting card.
EMAILS FOR ANY BROCASSION
GET WELL SOON
Don't give up, Bro.
Drinks on me, Bro.
THINKING OF YOU
Article 9 : Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow Bros will not make lame jokes such as "Gimme three!" or "Wow quitting your job like that really took a lot of ball". It's still a high five and that Bro still has a lot of balls... metaphorically speaking, of course
Article 10 : A Bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick
It's normal for a Bro to get confused and disorientated when dumping a chick. For some reason he's worried she'll become agitated or even violent after he calmly explains his desire to have sex with her friends. This is when a Bro most needs his Bro to remind him that there are plenty more chicks in the ocean, and that a breakup need not be hazardous, stressful, or even time-consuming.
SIDE-BRO: HOW TO DUMP A CHICK IN SIX WORDS OR LESS
"Maybe try a side salad instead"
Article 11 : A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pieces of furniture. If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are - in most cases, stuck in the doorway.
Article 12 : Bros do not share dessert.
Article 13 : All Bros shall dub one of their bros his wingman
Article 14 : If a chick inquires about another Bros sexual history, a Bro shall honour the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.
Article 15 : A Bro never dances with his arms above his head.
Article 16 : A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series and Playmate of the Year.
Article 17 : A Bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers, unless they are beneath him on the pyramid of Screaming.
America was built on the backs of men and women who were yelled at to work harder, and the tradition has been screamed from generation to generation. But you can’t just scream at anybody …. You can only scream at those beneath you.
For example my own corporate Scream Pyramid
[Pyramid Under Construction]
Article 18 : If a Bro spearheads a beer run at a party, he is entitled to any excess monies accrued after can canvassing the group.
NOTE: To avoid confrontation, it’s a good idea for the bro to jettison the receipt before returning to the party.
Article 19 : A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry of another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”
COROLLARY:It’s probably best for everyone if Bros just hide pictures of their sisters when other Bros are coming over.
CHECKLIST FOR BRO-PROOFING YOUR HOME
• Hide all pictures of hot sisters, moms and first cousins.
Article 20 : A Bro respects all his Bros in the military because they’ve selflessly chose to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday.
Article 21 : A Bro never shares observations about another Bro’s smoking-hot girlfriend. Even if the Bro with the hot girlfriend attempts to bait the Bro by saying, “She’s smoking-hot, huh?” a Bro shall remain silent, because in this situation, he’s the only one who should be baiting.
Article 22 : There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code.
DO CHICKS REALLY HAVE THEIR OWN CODE?
Yes, I’m afraid so. One morning, before slipping out the door while my hostess was in the shower, I happened upon a copy of the rumoured tome. I didn’t have time to flip must past the pink bedazzled cover, but here are some of the phases I remember seeing on the frilly pages within:
• A chick shall not sleep with another chick’s ex-boyfriend, unless she does.
Article 23 : When flipping through TV channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. This includes, but is not limited to, exercise shows, women’s athletics, and on some occasions, surgery programs.
Article 24 : When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’ clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
Article 26 : Unless he has children, a Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
Article 27 : A Bro never removes his shirt infront of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach.
Corollary: A Bro with a coat of fur on his back keeps that thing covered at all times, even at a resort pool or the beach. Sorry, Bro.
Article 28 : A Bro will, in timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight.
A Bro must, in timely manner, communicate the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety (henceforth "girl fight"), in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A "timely manner" is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, carrier pigeons, fiber optics, shouting, postcards, and telepathy. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video, or, barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime.
Article 29 : If two Bros decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:40 PM. Also, despite the cost of savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags.
Article 30 : A Bro doesn't comparison shop.
Article 32 : A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until he's at least thirty.
Article 33 : When in a public restroom, a Bro (1) stares straight ahead when using the urinal; (2) makes the obligatory comment, "What is this a chicks' restroom?" if there are more than two dudes waiting to pee; and (3) attempts to shoot his used paper towel into the trash can like a basketball... rebounding is optional.
Article 34 : Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil's threeway.
Article 35 : A Bro never rents a chick flick.
Article 36 : When questioned in the company of women, a Bro alays decries fake breasts.
When in conversation with a woman, fake breasts may arise, but not in the way that you'd like. It's not uncommon for a woman to deftly use trick questions in order to probe a Bro's real thoughts on the subject of breats augmentation. And don't be fooled into thinking your prepared speech on the beauty of the natural human form can get you out of it.
HOW TO HANDLE FAKE BREASTS
Article 37 : A Bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If a women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly, they're not that heavy.
Article 38 : Even in a fight to the death, a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.
Article 39 : When a Bro gets a chick's number, he waits at least ninety-six hours before calling her.
Q: Okay, I've waited ninety-six hours. When's the best time of day to call ?
Q: I've always heard you wait three days? Why does the Bro Code specify four?
Article 40 : Should a Bro become stricken with engagement, his Bros shall stage an intervention and atempt to heal him. this is more commonly known as "a bahelor party."
Article 41 : A Bro never cries.
EXCEPTIONS: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retire.*
Applies only to the first time he retires.
Article 43 : A Bro loves his country, unless that country isn't America.
Article 44 : A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro.
EXCEPTION: If the Bros are within 7 degrees latitude of the equator.
Article 45 : A Bro never wears jeans to a strip club.
WHY A BRO NEVER WEARS JEANS TO A STRIP CLUB
Trick question. Bros don't watch ballet.
Article 46 : If a Bro is seated next to some dude who's stuck in the middle seat on an airplane, he shall yield him all of their shared armrest, unless the dude has (a) taken his shoes off, (b) is snoring, (c) makes the bro get up more than once to use the lavatory, or (d) purchased headphones after they announced the on-flight movie is 27 Dresses. See Article 35.
Article 47 : A Bro never wears pink. Not even in Europe
Article 48 : A Bro never publically reveals how many chicks he's banged.
COROLLARY: A Bro never reveals how many chicks another Bro has banged.
When a chick meets a Bro there are three things she wants to know:
Eventually, she will figure out the first two, but a bro never answers the third question. If, however, a bro feels compelled to answer (i.e., sex is being withheld until he supplies a tally), he can calculate an acceptable number using the following formula:
HOW MANY CHICKS IS IT SAFE FOR A BRO TO SAY HE'S BANGED?
n= number of chicks
Article 49 : When asked, "Do you need some help?" a Bro shall automatically respond, "i got it," whether or not he's actually got it.
EXCEPTIONS: Carrying an expensive TV, parallel parking an expensive car, loading an expensive TV into an expensive car.
Article 50 : If a Bro should accidently strike another Bro's undercarriage with his arm while walking, both Bros silently agree to continue on as if it never happened.
Article 51 : A Bro checks out another Bro's blind date and reports back with a thumbs-up or thumbs-down.
If you can't get a bro to scope out your blind date beforehand, there is a way to at least learn how promiscuous she'll be–– have her choose the date venue.
BLIND DATE TRANSLATIONS currently under construction.
Article 52 : A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday, though a phone call every now and again probably wouldn't kill him.
Article 53 : Even in a drought, a Bro flushes twice.
Article 54 : A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St. Patty's day and other official Bro holidays, including halloween, New Year's Eve, and Desperation Day (February 13).
I was in love with a chick named pam,
Article 55 : Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another Bro.
Article 56 : A Bro is required to alert another bro if the Bro/Chick ration at a party falls below 1:1. However, to Avoid Broflation, a bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. Further, a Bro may not speculate on the anticipated Bro/Chick Ration of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 57 : A Bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another Bro unless that bro has thrice confimed he wants to hear it.
Article 58 : A bro doesn't grow a mustache.
Exception: When shaving, it's more than okay for a Bro to keep the whiskers around hes mouth untill the end so that he might temporarily experiment with different facial hair configurations.
Exception: Tom Selleck.
Article 59 : A Bro must always post bail for another Bro, unless its out of state or, like, crazy expensive.
WHEN BAIL IS CRAZY EXPENSIVE?
Crazy Expensive Bail > (Years You've Been Bros) x $100
Article 60 : A Bro shall honour thy father and mother, for they were once Bro and Chick. However, a Bro never thinks of them in that capacity.
Article 61 : If a bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro's anniversary with a chick, he shall endeavor to make that information avaliable tho his Bro, regardless of whether he thinks is Bro already knows.
Chicks seem to think annual events other than Mardi Gras, the NFL Draft, and the day the swimsuit edition comes out are worthy of celebration. I don't understand why, either, but i do know if become involved with a woman for more than the occasional toss in the hay (which is expressly not advised), you'll need to be able to recall bertain days of the year with relative accuracy.
Article 62 : In the event that two Bros lock on to the same target, the Bro who calls dibs first has dibs. If they both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to ten the fastest has dibs. If both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who brought the last round of drinks has dibs. If they haven't purchased drinks yet, the taller of the two Bros has dibs. If they're the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet Broshambo* shall determine dibs, provided the chick is still there.
Rock, paper, scissors for Bros.
Mark with an 'x' if the sentence applies to you!!! Add them up as you go!
( x) Smoked A Cigarette
( x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5
(x ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x ) Skipped Class
( x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7
(? ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your DA Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( x) Been On A Plane
( x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9
( x) Eaten Sushi (Ewewewew)
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12
(x ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone muddin
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 20
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
() Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 24
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 27
(x) Been Tickled
( x) Been Robbed / Vandalized / Frauded
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 30
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 32
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 32
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 35
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 38
() Cried Yourself To Sleep
( x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 40
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage came out of your nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 42
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 46
(x ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 48
( ) Worn Pearls
( x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 50
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cubes
( x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 54
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
() Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 55
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 59
() Believe In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes - not in one go though
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 59
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 63
( x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 66
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 72
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 76
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
() Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 80
( ) Been shot at/at gun point
( ) Had sex in the rain
( x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
GRAND TOTAL: 82
11-20:Get a Life
41-50:You have friends?!?!?
51-60:Your kinda sorta cool!
61-70:I'll hang w/ u
81-90: Dude, ur sweet!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!