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Author has written 2 stories for Pride and Prejudice.

Favorite Books:

Of course number one is Pride and Prejudice,

Phantom of the Opera,


Night(made me cry the entire read),

Much Ado about Nothing

Little Women

Farenheit 451

Animal Farm

Jane Eyre

The Giver

Love these quotes:

Mark's life motto must be "If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit."

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."

-Winnie the Pooh

'The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space." Marilyn Monroe

"Pain is your friend; it is your ally. Pain reminds you to finish the job and get the hell home. Pain tells you when you have been seriously wounded. And you know what the best thing about pain is? It tells you you're not dead yet!"

You cannot make your eyes lie. They will always tell the truth. This is why they are known as the windows to the soul because they show exactly what you are thinking.

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
-Steven Wright

"Only two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather."
-Michael Pritchard

“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. ”
– Mr. Darcy

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
- Captain Jack Sparrow

Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Mr Bennet's Daughter by Lady Susan reviews
Sequel to Childhood Impressions. Misunderstandings sunder the childhood friendship of Darcy and Elizabeth. Now an independent young woman, Lizzy must work to regain her old friend – who has become the cold-hearted master of Pemberley. Meanwhile, Georgiana falls in love with her piano master and Jane falls in love with Bingley.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,446 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Breathe by Knitchick reviews
Based on the 2005 movie. What would have happened if instead of walking away in anger, they had just taken a breath and closed the scant distance between them during the proposal scene in the rain? A story about forgiveness and overcoming the obstacles of family, friends, society and their own pride and prejudices to find their happy ending. Fluff. Some characters are slightly OOC.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,406 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Thirteen Days by boogima reviews
Thirteen months, thirteen days, two people, one relationship. On an unparticular Monday, two people pass each other on the street. Where are they on that same day next month? And the month after that? Modern P&P
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Knit 'n' Lit by Lia06 reviews
Elizabeth "Betsy" Bennet hates her name because she was named after Austen's novel. Mark F. Williamson is a world-renowned Austen expert who is not a "people person."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,486 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Yes, No, Maybe so by robsad79 reviews
I don't any rights to Jane Austen. This is a modern tale of Pride and Prejudice.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,502 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
The Dumbest Thing by Frankincense Pontipee reviews
Love means never having to say you're sorry. That is, if you haven't mortally offended her. Or you haven't assumed too much about him. Or, in fact, if you're in the middle of a presidential nominee campaign, and you're running primarily on caffeine.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 112,277 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by barneyrockz reviews
Mr. Darcy has fallen in love with Elizabeth, but when she mysteriously disappears his whole world falls apart. Three years later they meet again. Can Darcy finally work up the courage to propose? Will she accept?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,855 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Netherfield Park Is Let At Last by mgrm9 reviews
Netherfield Park, a neighbouring estate to Pemberley, is let at last by the Gardiner family. Soon, their eldest two nieces come to visit.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,995 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
For The Greater Good by Larilaya reviews
A forced marriage between Lizzie and Mr Darcy. But she won't easily forgive when she knows the truth. Corny summary, I know. I'm sorry about that.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,233 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
It's Only Love by rushmore reviews
Will Darcy doesn't believe in love. Then he meets Lizzie Bennet. Suddenly, everything seems different. "You know, the nice ones just tell you they aren't interested. See you around, Draco."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Of Family by theredrobin reviews
At a time when the eldest Bennet sisters should begin families of their own, life perhaps holds other things in mind along the way.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,577 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by Jomorox reviews
Darcy is interested in Elizabeth Bennet even though he knows he shouldn't be, yet why she is spending more time with someone else, someone named Bingley? Modern P and P,with a new Character, lots of plot twists and one very jealous Darcy. Complete!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,961 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
In the Depth of Winter by theredrobin reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's first winter at Pemberley promises both passion and heartache.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Face Down by Greekchic reviews
Modern P&P. Will Darcy's dare was clear. Within 6 months, he needed to charm, date, and break up with Lizzy Bennet. What wasn't part of the dare, however, was falling in love with her. COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,761 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
We Can Work It Out by NazgulQueen13 reviews
Eliza’s an outspoken American, Darcy’s a blueblood British lawyer. Eliza’s prejudiced to think that her opinion is the only one worth having, Darcy’s pride causes him to be ill suited to recommend himself to Americans. Can hate turn to love? Perhaps...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,346 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
A Year And A Day by mrsmish reviews
Darcy leaves for the Continent after his illfated proposal to Miss Elizabeth Bennet, but a happy family event reunites them a year later
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,364 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Friends and lovers by DarcyDeFirth reviews
This story will eventually end up at Netherfield with the addition of at least 2 more eligible young men. Darcy and Bingley need the competition. I hope you enjoyed my first effort.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,382 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
What if? by Looby Lou reviews
This is an AU based on what may have happened had Darcy not returned to Longbourn to propose to Elizabeth the 2nd time.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/18/2006
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Angel of Mercy by mrsmish reviews
Georgiana Darcy, deeply disturbed by her brother Fitzwilliam's deterioration since being spurned by Elizabeth Bennet, travels to Longbourn and succeeds in persuading Elizabeth and Jane to accompany her to Pemberley. Soon her desire for Elizabeth's presenc
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,592 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Dangerous Curves by phatbasset reviews
Elizabeth Bennet comes to town after a long absence. From their initial meeting on, William Darcy finds her more and more mysterious. Will Elizabeth be able to do what she has come to without alerting William to her real intentions? Chapter 9 now fixed
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,728 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Shine by luna leigh reviews
Beth's last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,246 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
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When Death Knocks on my Door reviews
What if Elizabeth did not have embarrassing parents and she suffered a great loss before she meets Darcy? Modern/What if version of Pride and Prejudice First fanfiction so please review/comment
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,510 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Caroline's Jolene reviews
Short story based on the song Jolene. What if Caroline actually had a heart and loved Darcy? What if there was someone that could steal him away from her. Inner workings of Caroline's head and heart.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete