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Joined 11-21-10, id: 2625248, Profile Updated: 03-20-12
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Thor, and My Little Pony.

Derp. Writing fanfiction is typically last in the list of "Things I can do to waste time and have fun."

Movies: Sucker Punch, Fight Club, Operation: Endgame, Hot Fuzz, Sherlock Holmes, Dead Snow, Black Sheep, etc.

TV Shows: Eureka, MLP, Mentalist, Misfits, The Office, The River

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Claymore, Cowboy Bebop, Scrapped Princess, FLCL, Slayers, Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer, and Shikabane Hime.

Pairing preferences: None really, I don't quite delve into romantic stories unless it is well done. I do have some dislikes, but listing them would be annoying- and if the plot is super interesting I will give it a chance. Romance is second to plot and character development for me.

Go to for fantastic reads and tips on writing. Be prepared for blunt criticism, though you'd be hard pressed to find a more awesome forum. Lurking is your friend here.

In Progress:

Sorry guys - no updates until May. I've got a bunch of things to do in RL.

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Harry Potter:

The First Step is Fatal: Chapter 12 - Hermione wakes up in the hospital wing, and Neville follows old traditions in finding an appropriate gift to thank his rescuer.

The Leaky Cauldron: Chapter 6 - Harry and Lupin take a drive to George's.

Blood Rising: Chapter 6 - First day back at school - Sirius is already bored by the curriculum and decides to teach his class his own way.

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Thor:

Cue the Evil Twin:Chapter 10 -Hogun, Fandral, and Volstagg attempt to find a way to Midgard. Jane fumes while learning runes.

Within the Pages: Chapter 2 - Darcy finds out that the world she is in is still very, very weird.

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MLP:

Sun Burn: Chapter 4 - Two Ponies in a carriage; one interested about talking about everything, the other wishing the first would stuff a hoof in it. 30% Done, I'll try to have two chapters ready when I post next. This one got left by the wayside. Sorry.

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On Pause:

A Minor Portkey Accident

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In Works:

A bunch of stories that want to be written - but smacking my head on the keyboard won't put them on screen. They will have to wait their turn. These will be written to completion one at a time and then posted. I really don't need any more WIPs up.

We can't all be Children Forever (tentative title) - Chapter 4 halfway done. HP/GW Humor/Romance

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Thank you everyone who leaves reviews - even If I'm to lazy to respond right away, I really do appreciate them.

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Bodyguard by Corpium reviews
ADOPTED BY LITTLEONE94. CHAPTER 8 IS THE LINK ONLY. Harry left Britain when he found out he was a Horcrux. Finally finding a use for his 'saving people' thing, he spent years as a bodyguard named Charles Frost. The only problem now: Voldemort wants to hire him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,337 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10842 - Favs: 6,483 - Follows: 5,821 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nom de Guerre by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,544 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2993 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5052 - Favs: 11,389 - Follows: 12,867 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8679 - Favs: 11,051 - Follows: 8,390 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 342 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Blind Sight by LigerJager reviews
When shinobi are banished from their village, what happens? Do they live? Do they die? Or do they disappear? Politics is an ugly game after all, and more than one great ninja has been lost in those dangerous shadows...or are they?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,793 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Harry Potter and the Pendant of Slytherin by Neednotknowtheirname reviews
6/7th year fic. Harry decides he wants to do things his way, because Dumbledore's method of defeating Voldemort just doesn't appeal. He finds friends in unexpected places and embarks on a method of defeat in which he sometimes holds little hope. H/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 481,824 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10984 - Favs: 14,623 - Follows: 5,899 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4414 - Favs: 9,331 - Follows: 4,245 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 5,927 - Follows: 1,277 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 11,520 - Follows: 3,601 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 5,569 - Follows: 508 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
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The Leaky Cauldron reviews
AU, didn't go to HW. Harry never believed in werewolves. Aliens?-Sure space was pretty big. When he finds himself carried off by a werewolf named Remus, he figures it's some kind of LSD trip. The Leaky Cauldron's just a fantasy pub for LARPing, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Harry P., Remus L.
Blood Rising reviews
It all began with that burst of adrenaline to save his Godfather from the Veil. It went downhill from there. AU at the end of fifth year. Independent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Cue the Evil Twin reviews
Loki, stuck on the hellish planet called Earth, gets fun from wherever he can. Jane still pines for Thor, giving Loki the great idea on how to get Thor to fix the Bifrost as fast as possible: Pretend to be him and play with Jane. L/J T/S D/F
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,913 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Loki, Jane F.
The First Step is Fatal reviews
Harry enters Hogwarts under strange circumstances where he is sorted into Slytherin. Not what he expected when he fell down the stairs and died at home on Dudley's eleventh birthday. Possession would have been Harry's last guess at a second chance.AU1styr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,089 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
Within the Pages reviews
Captured by Loki and magically bound within an old book, will Darcy find her way out? Or will she find something even better between the dusty pages? Can Fandral figure out what the strange dreams of a maiden in a far off land mean? D/F
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Darcy L., Fandral
Sun Burn reviews
A thousand years ago Catastrophe Blaze was imprisoned in the sun. For a millennium, nopony ventured out from the deep underground kingdom of Equestria to the sun ravaged surface. Until Twilight and her new 'friends' of course. AU
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Power of Three reviews
The Dark Lord exists in his past, a chance at romance blooms in his present, and a terrorist awaits him in a corrupted future. Power of Three. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Moonstruck reviews
Seamus receives a visit from his ex-fiancée one dark moonlit night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Seamus F., Luna L. - Complete
What Parvati Never Knew reviews
Padma Patil gets her revenge for the horrid time she had at the Yule Ball with Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Padma P. - Complete
A Minor Portkey Accident reviews
Or, How Hermione learned that refrigerator portkeys were very damaging to one's social image as the calm and collected, book-smart heroine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Hermione G., Dean T.
Black Leprechaun reviews
Gryffindors to the very end. Auror Ron Weasley is on the case, racing against time to save a friend and the world from the clutches of a new Slytherin terrorist. After DH Epilogue, Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Ron W., Seamus F. - Complete
A Muggleborn Intervention reviews
Hermione and Dean Thomas decide that Harry should be told why dating Ginny should be a NO. Oneshot, possible sequels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete