Precious .N. Pristine
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Poll: Gonna do a collab with Sapph-Chii on 22nd Oct ;P It's Festival of Asylum, an AU story of HTF ! I was inspired by the famous art by Kiri that showed the cast doing a parody pose of Secret Police. Now, I'm also inspired to do stories from songs of VOCALOID. Vote Now!
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Joined 11-22-10, id: 2625363, Profile Updated: 02-25-12
Author has written 9 stories for Happy Tree Friends.

LOOK AT- LOOK AT THE- LOOK- Man, I gotta stop bragging.

Oh dear god, Flaky...

"FxF psychotic theme song: Eat You Alive!"

"Something tells me I'm getting addicted to N x Touko (FerrisWheelShipping) too... Not Pokemon... But the pairing. XD"

"Fliqpy's the most badass soldier around.

He can kill people with stapler bullets, flutes, umbrellas, cookies and single sovereigns.
He shoves his bowie knives up peoples' asses,
and cannot differentiate a knife from a pizza slice.

When it comes to women, however, he's a failure-
Unless you lock him with a paranoid/scared/cute female in a room,
... Well... You'd get the results.

As a victim of PTSD, he takes in five to fifteen anxiety disorder pills every single hour.
Sadly, this does not stop him from killing innocent bystanders.
Or perhaps himself.
It isn't his fault, though.
Don't these stupid assholes learn that this man could be a vicious,
blood thirsty psychopath if you put anything, or anything related to war,
near him?
Well, nobody ever considers this except for his favorite victim, Flaky.
And none affords to care. At all.

Even if he rapes her.
And I don't mind either.

... Waitwhat-

Fliqpy's an immortal being and will always, always haunt his victims' dreams.
The only least worst thing he could do is to simply strangle a person with a sharp, meat-and-bone-slicing wire.
Other than that, feel free to chug a grenade down his throat.

I double dare you to do that in front of his face."

-Fliqpy memorial thingy if HTF EVER dies, because we need more people like him around.

I enjoy writing stories with names of other languages.

Ahem. Wanna know me? (UPDATE OCTOBER 2011)

Hello there. Name's PnP/Pristine, nice to meet ya. I'm a sentimental emotional person, who loves English Breakfast tea and butter croissants for breakfast. Every time I drop by the kitchen, there's that smell of Earl Grey in the pot. When I'm with a lot of strangers, I tend to stutter stuff aloud like I'm a loner. An elevator's a great example, ya know! Sometimes I have an addiction every now and then, and my current addictions are:

2NE1 (K-Pop Female Group ;3 I love Dara and Bom best~)
BIGBANG (K-Pop Male Group, in the same company with 2NE1)
Happy Tree Friends (Awesome gory cartoon~)
Touhou (Japanese vertical bullet-dodging game. I love TH06 best~)
VOCALOID (Japanese voice synthesizers. They're actually pretty good singers!)
Ghost Adventures (American paranormal documentary featuring three awesome investigators~)
Minecraft (How can anybody not know this?!)
Halo(The first game that got me hooked on Bungie!)

Anyway, aside from that. I love writing stories that include dark love, fluffy love, dark humor and suspense stuff. It's so awesome that I enjoy reading stories of them too. I'd like to mention an author here too~

Name: Sapph-Chii~!

She's an awesome friend and I love her like a true sister~ I'm gonna do a collaboration with her on 22nd October and I'm so excited! I talk to her about my problems and we both have a lot in common! I talk like an idiot with her but she accepts me for my idiotic nonsense! She's also a good author, and I love her stories too~ Sometimes when I'm down, she's the one I look up to for comfort!

And here's a link to the cover of my fiction, LSDL (LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE) by Hikarra~!

Awesome link for the awesome cover~

I kinda stopped LSDL for a while, because my brain juice's getting sour on that subject. I'm gonna make it up to you guys and present new juicy stories of Flippy and Flaky for you all if you don't mind! Also, the collaboration I'll do with Sapph-chan will also be for you guys too!

When it comes to flames, I don't mind. The only thing that bugs me is that flamers only hate, and not provide any USEFUL suggestions that can help me improve my writing. If the flame's talking about a pairing, then, well... Pal. I can't do anything for you. If you're bashing about that pairing you hate, why bother coming to my story? You can just leave it be. There's no need to flame. And don't expect things you'd want to happen. Bragging and persuading annoyingly and irritatingly wouldn't solve anything at all.

I haven't met those people yet. Thank god.

Fave COUPLES: Well I have tons of couples, but I'm sometimes picky over them~ (BOLD = LOVE LOVE OTP/ ITALIC= SWEET, NOT OTP BUT TOO CUTE~/ NORMAL = IT'S ALRIGHT)

I love Fliqpy x Flaky, Flippy x Flaky, Sneaky x Petunia, Giggles x Splendid, Fliqpy x Petunia (HTF), Miku x Kaito, Aku x Dell, Luka x Gakupo, Rin x Len, Miku x Luka, Zatsune x Akaito, Mikuo x Miku, Len x Kaito (VOCALOID), Sebastian x Claude, Sebastian x Ciel, Ciel x Alois, Ciel x Claude, Hannah x Claude, Alois x Claude, Grell x Sebastian, Madam Red x Grell, Lao x Ranmao (KUROSHITSUJI), Prussia x Hungary, England x America, N. Italy x Germany, Denmark x Norway, Russia x Belarus, Poland x Lithuania, Switzerland x Austria, Japan x Hong Kong, Philippines x France (HETALIA), Kat x Carter, Emile x Six, Jun x Six, Cortana x John, Johnson x Miranda, Jacob x Halsey, Fred x Kelly, John x Linda (HALO), Dara x Taeyang, TOP x BOM, CL x Teddy, Minzy x Taeyang, Dara x G-Dragon (BIGBANG/2NE1)

Best characters in my list of all time (IN NO ORDER):
1. Flippy (Hah. Greatest violent PTSD soldier~)
2. Sneaky (A wonderful assassin, a reptile, I know~)
3. Jun (His accent makes me squeal, plus his sniping skills)
4. Carter (Oh my god, his leadership is godly)
5. Machiavelli (Even though he's dead, he's still an awesome prince)
6. N (Cute, sentimental, cynical, fluffy green hair~)
7. Prussia (Everything and everyone, bow down to Le Awesome Crop)
8. Fettel (From FEAR, he's kinda cute. And murderous. Amen.)
9. John-117 (You can't dislike a killing machine that can annihilate a species armada)
10. Wheatley (English west love. He pars with Shaun -AC- but both are my favorite~)

1. Flandre (The most awesome vampire girl. Cute and deadly~)
2. Touko (WHITE, the color of her soul. I admire her persona)
3. Cortana (Wellll, nobody can throw away a beautiful smart AI)
4. Petunia (She's my base for strong fan couples!)
5. Flaky (Cute, red-haired, scared, timid, oh the temptations~)
6. Linda (Halo's best sniper, followed by Jun. Her hair's to be envied)
7. Alma (I'm obsessed of her supernatural abilities and talents to scare)
8. Remilia (The vampire princess you'd never want to deal with~)
9. GLaDOS (She's well... like your own mother. I love her witty sarcasm)
10. Chell (Quiet, silent, yet quick and emotional. Wish she could be an assassin)

- LSDL Prologue Re-EDIT (DONE)
- LSDL Chapter 1 Re-EDIT (DONE)
- LSDL Chapter 2 Re-EDIT
- LSDL Chapter 3 Production
- LSDL Chapter 4 Production
- Disce Pati Chapter 5 (60% DONE)
- Worth a Thousand Pictures, an M-rated sexual FxF oneshot (Gonna start soon... hopefully XD)
- Hazy Reflections of a Heaty Summer Day, Prologue


2011 Grabbies

1. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie (ON HIATUS) (NOVEL)
2. Festival of Asylum (NOVEL)
3. Roshin Yuukai (NOVELLA)
4. Disce Pati (NOVELLA)
5. Worth a Thousand Pictures (Oneshot)
6. Hazy Reflections of a Heaty Summer Day (NOVEL)
7. Un Dolciume! (Flippy/Flaky AU Collection)

2012 Grabbies (TENTATIVE)~
1. Roshin Yūkai (HTF x VOCALOID SONG crossover) NOV Nanowrimo entry

2011: The year for all of HTF. Only HTF~!
2012: Prepare for a new HTF novel, and a Touhou saga.

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The tie that binds by grimhatsune reviews
It all started out when she began running away from him. Human, dark Flippy/Flaky. Warning: mature content.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Flippy, Flaky
Clairvoyant Calamities: Fictitious Affectation by Chiiharu reviews
Fret! Fear! Weep if you must, but do not stop! Leave pride by the wayside. Move forward with every fiber of your being, and you will begin to discover what you are capable of. Insignificant as you are, you will discover something that only you must do. That is the path you must walk.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 84 - Words: 750,429 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Ryou S.
Infinite Nightmare by le Sapph reviews
Flaky met her new neighbor's son, Flippy. She thought he was like any other guy at the age of 15. But it seems, he's not. She knew, she has stepped into an infinite nightmare.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Flaky, Flippy
Viva La Vida by Chiiharu reviews
Our love is so painful that your kiss may kill me; so kiss me now so I can die happily. Love is life. Life is love. And I want us to spend our lives together. 100 Pairing Theme Challenge, Genesis/OC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,813 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Genesis R.
White Lies by NoMoreTearsFormula reviews
When hope distorts our sense of reality, it shows us the things that we want to see instead of the things that we have to know.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,687 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - [Flippy, Flaky] - Complete
Surrender by NoMoreTearsFormula reviews
Good things come when you let an injured friend into your house.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - [Flippy, Flaky] - Complete
The Realization of Haruhi Suzumiya by fukuji mihoko reviews
I didn't even want to go to Hinamizawa anyway- I doubted any of us did. But when Haruhi gets an idea into her head, there's no stopping her. What's this about being a detective and solving a serial murder mystery, though? Yeah, right. Dream on, Haruhi.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kyon
A Normal Monday Morning by fukuji mihoko reviews
Or at least, it had been. Until Dlanor showed her that rather... interesting book. :Dlanor/Cornelia, a rather cracky oneshot XD:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Cornelia, Dlanor K. - Complete
Marshmallow Tea by fukuji mihoko reviews
Cornelia didn't intend to get lost. Neither did she intend to run into one of the most charming demons she had ever met. Life was, she decided, very confusing. :Cornelia/Ronove:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Cornelia, Ronove
Anata wo Aishite to Omou by Kitty Kat K.O reviews
She was falling for him, no matter how much she wanted to deny it. Beato x Battler 50 sentences
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Beatrice, Battler U. - Complete
Crying Wolf by Kitty Kat K.O reviews
When all she had she considered a game, how was he to ever know when she was telling the truth? BeatoxBattler drabble
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Beatrice, Battler U. - Complete
Loveology by Kitty Kat K.O reviews
When Berri has to stand in for Ichigo's usual psychologist, she gets a tale of the past week's events with more than she bargained for. At least she likes a love story. RxI, entry for animejuliet's RxI competition!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Ichigo M., Ryou S. - Complete
Definitely Worth It by fukuji mihoko reviews
Beatrice plays a practical joke on Battler. Battler is less than amused. :Battler/Beatrice:
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Battler U., Beatrice - Complete
Happily Ever After by Kitty Kat K.O reviews
A wedding at Christmas, and it could only be Ryou and Ichigo's. RxI fluff. Santa gift for The Free Imagination Forum's Secret Santa - Merry Christmas, Cherrie!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Ryou S., Ichigo M. - Complete
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Festival of Asylum reviews
-Collab between Sapph-Chii and Pressure .N. Prestige- The greater our knowledge increases the more our ignorance unfolds. All the worldly wisdom was once the unamiable heresy of some wise men, and it will soon be once again. -AU, Gore and Language-
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Flaky, Flippy
Disce pati reviews
He had to learn. Learn to ignore the loneliness. Learn to cut down the bitterness. Learn to suffer. /Dark Splendid x Giggles, Flippy x Flaky cameos, swearing, yandere, gore, plus disturbing content/
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Splendid, Giggles
Unfair reviews
"Sneaky, where were you last night?" Flippy's pissed off. Sneaky, it's time. /OMAKE after Cerulean, Viridian. T for language and cussing and stuff./
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sneaky, Flippy - Complete
Cerulean, Viridian reviews
She could see his eyes up close, staring into her soul, making her swallow. The blush on her cheeks was more evident when she realized his face was dangerously close to hers. M-rated Sneaky x Petunia/Gift for SS. Journalizm/Result from profile poll :3
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Petunia, Sneaky - Complete
Linzertorte reviews
A fine Austrian pastry, one of her new items on the menu. However, when she offers one to a new customer - an assassin - she sometimes wonder if it's really the cold rain that made her shiver when he said those words to her. /Petunia x Sneaky mellow fic/
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sneaky, Petunia - Complete
Clockwork reviews
The soldier who's rumored to run on clockwork. However, ever since he lays eyes on a beautiful crimson-haired maiden, his life is changed, if not, forever. Flippy/Fliqpy x Flaky 100 Sentences -50 Sentences in each chapter, M-rated in ch.2 for... you know-
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Flaky, Flippy - Complete
Fairy Tale reviews
It's like a children's storybook, but when a sapphire-eyed hero and a pink maiden stumble upon each other, it's surely just a coincidence. Splendid x Giggle, 50 Sentences.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Splendid, Giggles - Complete
плавления сердцах reviews
Love between a timid girl and a soldier. On Valentines' Day, dilemmas are always present. How do the two manage to solve their problems before celebrating their own anniversary? /ENG FxF twoshot with mentioned SxG. BONUS M-RATED CHAPTER COMING SOON!/
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Flaky, Flippy
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie reviews
-FIC ON TEMPORARY HIATUS- Two shadows lurking in the sombre shadows of midnight. Memories continue to haunt you even if you tried to escape from the maniacal madness that binds you... For the soldier, it's hard to end the interminable conflict.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Flippy, Flaky