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Joined 11-22-10, id: 2625404, Profile Updated: 10-02-13
Author has written 4 stories for Dragon Age.

This is the newly decorated profile of MorbidxxPassion. Fancied a bit of a change. ;)

I need to apologise to the followers of all my old chaptered stories. I lost half of them, and grew to dislike the others, and I'm afraid I've deleted them. I've saved what I did write onto my laptop though - if I ever have inspiration for them again, I'll re-write and continue them.

For now, this profile will only contain oneshots and drabbles from the fandoms I love. I do have a chaptered story that I'm writing (currently titled Sing, Sweet Nightingale) but it's slow going - I already know it's a long-term project, and because of that I won't be posting any of it until I have a lot more chapters and I know I'm going to keep writing it.

My Fandoms

- Dragon Age
- Mass Effect
- Harry Potter
- Fable

(I may write pieces from all of these fandoms eventually, no guarantees though)

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Sunset and Evening Star by ShadesOfMauve reviews
How ME3 might have happened if they'd stuck with the themes presented in the first two games, as perceived by This Arrogant Author. Featuring Rhi Shepard (still quite enamored of her pilot), and the expected host of allies, partners in crime, and assorted hangers-on. (sequel to A Star to Steer Her By).
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,053 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Shepard (F), Joker
Saving Grace by Shakespira reviews
A wager between a viscount and his seneschal to turn Grace Hawke from uncouth spitfire to genteel noblewoman proves to be an irresistible challenge for Seneschal Bran. It may also be the death of him, if she has her way. Rated M for later chapters. Book-cover image by the amazingly talented Seika who is ladyseika on deviantArt .
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 117,622 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hawke (F), Seneschal Bran
Through the Stars by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
A rewrite of Season 4 to include Rose. Sequel to 'Through Trials and Tribulations'. Rose and the Doctor continue their journey through the stars… But it seems the universe has a message for the new couple and their friend Donna. Something big is coming... but what?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,151 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
October and April by Roarkshop reviews
This is a slowmance between Hawke and Fenris, but it concentrates on the story of DA2 with lots of twists on the canon (especially the timeline) and not a lot of repeating back events of the game word for word. Rated M for language, violence, and giggity situations. Updated Mondays (Usually)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 204,728 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Starkhaven is for Lovers by tinyfierce reviews
Long after the Arishok leaves Kirkwall and Hawke behind, she and Sebastian enter into an amicable yet loveless betrothal as they attempt to retake Starkhaven. But the road to the throne isn't easy, and neither is such an arrangement. Extended cameo by everyone's favorite Antivan elf.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,237 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zevran A., Sebastian V., Hawke (F)
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 3929 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Future in Fire by Triade reviews
Kirkwall was a den of sin, the city of chains and a bomb waiting to explode. But it was home. Follow Logan Hawke, a mage, through the years spent here. Caution: plot rewriting - namely the parts that don't make sense like Orsino and the missing years. . Anders/F!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,627 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Hope for Freedom by Maknesium reviews
Freedom is a right for everyone, but there are still those who suffer through the cruelty of slavery. This is the story of how two slaves fell in love and kept their hope even when all else seemed lost. AU with Fenris and Hawke
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,692 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
Breath and Focus by Heiwako reviews
Sequel to For the Future of Skyrim. The feud between Lydia and Hecate continue while the Stormcloak Rebellion struggles without the leadership of Ulfric Stormcloak.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 146,310 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Cicero V., Lydia, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Your Hand in Mine by undercover.martyn reviews
'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars'. A series of vignettes about the relationship between Hawke and Fenris, as seen through the eyes of those who help define their lives.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,090 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
I Have No Idea How the Rhinoceros Got There by Riverdancekat09 reviews
...but it's still easier to explain than the elf. An autumn storm delivers an unexpected intruder, and my comfortable rhythm and routine is altered forever. Now rated 'M'.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 144,260 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
The Lioness and the Wolf by FenZev reviews
Hawke and Fenris travel to Tevinter in search of Danarius, but instead they find another lyrium branded slave. In time they will discover she is much more than Danarius' latest pet. Can her and Fenris find peace with their past? And who is really responsible for the troubles in Kirkwall? A very alternate DA2 Act 3. F!Hawke/Fenris/OC/Anders. Origin/Awakening/Legacy cameos. Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,810 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Anders, OC] [Fenris, Hawke (F)] - Complete
Homeward, Palaven Bound by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
(Part 3 of The Bucket List series.) With the Collector threat eradicated, Garrus agrees to take Shepard to Palaven for some rest and relaxation while she finishes healing from her injuries. Not all members of the Vakarian family are quite as enamored with the human Spectre as Garrus is, however... Post ME-2. FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,670 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Waterfalls by Actually-Fen-Harel reviews
A sweet and sexy version of the romance between Thane Krios and femshep, NSFW, NOT recommended for anyone who doesn't have the maturity to handle adult/sexual situations in literature! PWP, Totally AU, Thane isn't sick, reapers aren't there, etc. His history is the same, pure fluff. Love!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
The Sweetest Kind of Comfort by quondam reviews
Before the final mission to disarm the bomb on Tuchanka, Shepard and Tarquin Victus spend the night finding comfort in one another.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Tarquin Victus - Complete
The Journey by FenZev reviews
The journey of a relationship between F!Hawke and Fenris, complicated by an assassin named Zevran, and hindered by a magister named Danarius. Set immediately after DA2 Act I and twisting the rest as you know it. Origin cameos! Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,648 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] Zevran A. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
(Part 2 of The Bucket List series) Garrus had everything he'd held close torn away when the Normandy was destroyed... or so he thought. But can you just pick up where you left off after two years? A lot has changed - Garrus included. .ME1/2 spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,309 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Eyes in the Dark by Nejiiro Neko reviews
Another Kmeme fill. Fenris gets turned into a kitten and is given to Anders. But there's a twist. Ser Pounce-a-Lot is back with Anders and getts to teach Fenris the ways of a cat. The story is told in Pounce's POV! Implied Fenders.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,793 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
The Bucket List by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
(Part 1 of 4 in the series) Earth-born Shepard is spending her shore leave fulfilling an unusual bucket list item: driving cross country in an ancient muscle car. Only one Turian would be brave enough to go along for the bumpy, and surprising, ride. -FemShep/Garrus, post ME1-
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,045 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
For the Future of Skyrim by Heiwako reviews
Sequel to Darkness Rises When Silence Dies. The Dark Brotherhood is slowly rebuilding while the Civil War wages on.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,116 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
With Noble Intent by Shakespira reviews
What happens when a mage who believes in nothing meets a man of integrity? It isn't all roses and raindrops. The story of an irreverent mage and a true noble. Rated M for later chapters. Moving into AU territory.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 234,827 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Amell, Teagan G. - Complete
A Warden's Duty by BrennaCeDria reviews
What do you do when your dreams and nightmares collide? A tale following the FHN origin. Rating is for eventual language, especially once Oghren joins up. Elissa/Alistair pairing. Random Easter Eggs here and there, mostly in the first half. Image by RorysEvilTwin
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 151,123 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Darkness Rises When Silence Dies by Heiwako reviews
Not sure what to do with herself after defeating Alduin, the Dragonborn gets drawn into the Dark Brotherhood. Follows DB story line after completion of Main.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,090 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Sacrifice by FenZev reviews
Dragon Age Origins endgame.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Alistair - Complete
Codex entry: Letter to Alistair by FenZev reviews
Found attached to the back of Duncan's Shield in the Grey Warden Vault in Denerim.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Alistair, Duncan - Complete
Promises by Thoughts Left Unspoken reviews
After Fenris rescues Hawke from slavers, she refuses to leave his side as they slowly make their way through Thedas to Kirkwall, where her destiny and both their pasts await. AU fic from kinkmeme.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,426 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
Sweet Nothings by Code name Anrui Yuy reviews
A surprise visit from Merrill ends up becoming a most pleasant surprise for Varric. Sweet fluffiness because this pairing needs more love.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Merrill, Varric T. - Complete
Through Trials and Tribulations by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Formally called 'A Life With Rose'. First in the 'Forever by Your Side' series. A rewrite of Season 3 to include Rose. Rose is saved from her fate at Canary Wharf, but the universe has something even bigger in store for her. With Martha stuck in the middle, can Rose and the Doctor sort things out?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 192,115 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Southern Californian in King Cailan's Court by Zute reviews
Elissa's soul is misplaced and a earth woman becomes a Grey Warden without even knowing what one is. How a modern, earth woman adapts and solves Ferelden's problems, like the Blight and the lack of flush toilets.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 288,459 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A., Loghain M. T., Riordan - Complete
No Rest for the Wicked by Digitallace reviews
When Ron gets a mysterious cold, Harry is forced to share a room with the twins...yeah, it's that kind of story. Warnings for Twincest and hot Harry corruption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Understanding by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
Alistair/Fem!Mahariel centric drabbles. Two people raised by different cultures are bound to have trouble coming to an understanding. Sometimes the less they try, the easier it becomes, and needing each other becomes more important than being right.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,314 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alistair, Mahariel - Complete
Trick or Treat by Digitallace reviews
A Halloween tale, or just an excuse to put Harry in fake plastic fangs and make him snog Draco? You tell me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alluring Lullaby by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP slash. AU Dirty Fairytale. Nobleman Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a faerie glade and his life changes when he meets a Nix named Harry. Written as a request by my dear reviewer Chris Imagination444
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,557 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Day by Staryday reviews
Based off Sensibly Tainted's fic Broken Mind, Fractured Soul. I made a short oneshot about what life would be like if Harry's alters were his siblings instead of his other personalities. Can be read alone, but better if you've read Sensibly Tainted's fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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The Witch's Protector reviews
Rule number one of travelling with the Warden: do NOT upset Morrigan. Oneshot inspired by party banter between Zevran and Morrigan, sometimes including Alistair. Will eventually have sequel oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Mahariel, Morrigan - Complete
Tormented reviews
To the innocent and inexperienced, love can be the most dangerous emotion in the world. WARNINGS: character death, element of insanity.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Feather Soft reviews
Whilst travelling along the Wounded Coast, something unexpected is revealed about everyone's favourite broody elf. Drabble-length oneshot absolutely brimming with fluff and sweetness. Side effects may include rainbow coloured glittery vomiting and an inability to function.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Kiss The Girl reviews
It's just a normal boat ride back to Low Town from the Gallows, so why is Fenris so twitchy? Drabble-length oneshot inspired by the 'Kiss the Girl' scene in The Little Mermaid. Extremely fluffy.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete