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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Glee, and National Treasure.

Narbiglarb is my best friend. Go check it out.

I'm a Hufflepuff. Deal.

Dobby and I are best friends. Jealous, right?

It's a bit ironic that most people aren't accepting of Hufflepuffs when Helga Hufflepuff was accepting of everyone.

I love Glee.

Vicky wishes she was Ginny Weasley so she can just snog Harry's face off. All the time.

I AM NO GOOD AT WRITING FANFICTION. YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE ALREADY.

I don't speak Spanish, but I can if you like.


Harry Potter is the property of J.K. Rowling. I do not own any of the characters. Hemhem. Hence, it's a fan fiction site.

Also, I don't own Glee.

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 8,374 - Follows: 7,810 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
What It Means by Keitorin Asthore reviews
The act passed in New York on June 24th meant a lot to two boys in Lima, Ohio. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Claim by PteraWaters reviews
As Blaine's rider, Kurt has always felt secure in their relationship – until someone else challenges that claim. Slash. AU but slight S2 finale spoilers. Dragon!Blaine/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Holding Tight by sparklyshimmer2010 reviews
He shot up from his laying down position, eyes wide, face pale, and suddenly completely awake. "Shane?" the boy asked, in a strangled tone. Next scene in CP Coulter's "Dalton". Reed/Shane
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Drunk Owling by narbiglarb reviews
A collection of letters Harry receives in the middle of the night from intoxicated people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Hufflepuffs Are Cool by narbiglarb reviews
Because, Really, they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
Catharsis by I Fell Into Yesterday reviews
Her parents were killed because of who she is. Her best friend died because she didn't interfere. She's losing herself in the war, and the only person that sticks around is the one she wishes would disappear. How far will she go to escape her pain and forget everything that happened? A dark fic of lust, hate, and weakness set in several short scenes. Written in 2nd person POV. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Those Are Some Irresistible Trousers by narbiglarb reviews
Draco sends a letter to Harry while absolutely intoxicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Voldemort Sucks by narbiglarb reviews
He's also a jerk
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Summer Day Closet Outing by imdeadsothere reviews
Stepping out of the closet is one thing Harry knows he's gotta do. And the one thing he totally doesn't want to do. ONE-SHOT. MENTIONS OF SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
In which there is much confusion by frigo reviews
Potter and Malfoy, Potter and Draco, Harry and Malfoy, Harry and Draco. Post-Hogwarts slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Nineteen Reasons… by Emrys MK reviews
At King's Cross, 19 years after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy nodded curtly at Harry Potter. Contrary to popular belief, the nod wasn't the result of a sense of obligatory politeness—there were 19 reasons for that nod. Stop b/f epilogue for happy ending
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,471 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Gift by Moldy Voldy reviews
What Ginny REALLY wanted to give Harry for his seventeenth... Vey much rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Feeling by GreenEvans reviews
He didn't know why she was crying. He knew nothing of why she felt she needed to do this, of what pain she felt. He just knew he had to help her. Oneshot, smut, minor selfinjury, happy ending
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucky by GreenEvans reviews
Lavender and Parvati think Hermione's lucky because she's so close to Harry Potter. Hermione agrees, but for different reasons. After the two depart, Harry shows Hermione how lucky she really is. Oneshot, little point. Please be kind, R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Drunken Honesty by GreenEvans reviews
Harry comes home drunk after the anniversary of Voldermort’s death and has a revealing and honest conversation with Hermione. Then a fun and revealing experience with her. Oneshot, smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And Then He Hit Puberty by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
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The Chemistry of Love reviews
It was a dark, cold, gloomy night when they met each other. Was it possible for these star-crossed lovers to ever fine the true meaning of love? In a story full of love, angst, beauty, and heart break, two characters will bond over their differences.
Crossover - National Treasure & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Ben G., Matt R.
El Pan Tostado y la Democracia reviews
Kurt y Blaine está en el dormitorio.
Glee - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Almost the Chosen One reviews
Harry is the coolest kid around, we all know this. And Neville's jealous.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
An Absolute Ferret reviews
Harry's thoughts on the subjuct of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Harry Standing by a Tree reviews
"MALFOY! What in Merlin's beard are you doing?" yelled Harry, completely appalled that he had even considered that he was gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Voldy's a Hunk reviews
Well. You know Bellatrix? Yeah. She likes Voldy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Party in a Forest Where's Harry? reviews
Voldy's throwing a party. Dancing comical dances of cardboard boxes and fish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
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