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Joined 11-22-10, id: 2626086, Profile Updated: 06-24-15
Author has written 6 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, and Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師.

Hey, thanks for visiting my profile. You can skip the crap and move on to my stories...basically, move on to more crap, ha.

Favorite book(s): The Book Thief, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Jacob Have I Loved.

Favorite anime: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and Fullmetal Alchemist (I still prefer Brotherhood), Naruto, Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Also, I was just reading the info on the Account page or whatever page you automatically go to in your account when you first log in, and I read:

"Accept Private Messages (PM)

Allows in-site messaging feature to be active so other site members can message you."

I read, "...other site members can message you" and I was like, they can give me a back rub or something?? WHOA. And then I read it again, and...oh. How disappointing.


Too many people make habit out of creating situations that generate tension and hostility.

I'm one of them.


If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

Truly stupid things found on other things.

You know you use some of these! Don't Lie!

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Things I have learned from Fanfiction (aka. some things that make me lovehate fanfiction).

1. Sex cures everything, including evilness.

2. The hero always gets the girl (or guy)

3.a. Sometimes the Hero is actually a disguised Heroine. This is pretty much never the other way around.

3.b... unless the hero is the "uke" in which case, bring on the drag.

4.a. People are always more powerful after they have been imprisoned unjustly.

4.b. Even (especially) if they've been starved, tortured, and otherwise kept in conditions that would make the guards at Guantanamo uncomfortable.

5. a. Binding your soul to someone for all eternity (who you do not know well/at all/just met) is not creepy.

5.b. Especially if you can now read your partner's mind whenever you feel like.

6. Stalking is romantic. Kidnapping or imprisoning someone is even more so.

7. Two people who hate each other always secretly love each other and AREN'T the worst idea for a relationship ever.

8. Scars are only disfiguring on the badguys. They make Heroes or Heroines look distinguished.

9.a. Anyone who doesn't like the hero is automatically a bad person.

9.b. This goes double if they're the ex- of the hero's love interest.

9.c. or if they dumped the hero. If this happens then by the end of the fic they are sorry.

10. Dating your student isn't creepy at all so long as they are mature/brilliant.

11. Everyone on a team can be paired with anyone else on that team. In case of odd numbers, (ex-)rivals are also acceptable.

12. The Hero can be randomly related to almost anyone from any canon. Bonus points if they have the same surname.

13. If a (magical) macguffin/inheritance/power exists, it is only a matter of time before the Hero either has it, or has access to someone who does.

14. Heroes do not get nice childhoods. Ever. The only exception is if their parents are brutally killed in front of them.

15. If at first you don't succeed, use timetravel to go back and try try again.

16. There is always homoerotic tension. Especially with rivals.

17. Love is always requited. If it isn't initially, the love interest changes their mind just after the Hero moves on.

18. The most logical way for two men to have a baby is for one of them to get pregnant. Finding a surrogate or adopting is not as romantic.

19. If the hero goes away, when they come back, everything has been put on hold for them.

20.a. The hero's girlfriend/boyfriend may spontaneously develop superpowers to match the hero.

20.b. These superpowers will generally be complimentary, or a variation of the hero's powers.

20.c. If the hero can change into an animal, then the love interest may be able to change into the same species.

21. If the hero is deaf or mute, then everyone can speak sign language, or learn it within a few weeks.

22.a. The Afterlife has a revolving door.

22.b. Unless the character was killed off-screen.

22.c. Or was evil!

22.d. Or had a competing love interest with the hero. (e.g. the wife that the hero's love interest picked up whilst the hero was presumed dead)

23. Pranks and pranksters are funny, not cruel, malicious, bullying or a pain in the neck.

24. Any of the above rules can be broken to serve the Greater Goddess of Angst.


If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"


42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. MEOW occasionally.

6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. SAY -DING at each floor.

8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.

25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"

34. TELL people that you can see their aura.

35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air.

39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors.

40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.

41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.

42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

43. WAIT for the lift to be full, and then announce, "I bet you guys are wondering why I gathered all of you here today."


Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


9 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 5. Whenever Stating a Fact, Add 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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Slider by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sakura thought she had the Narutoverse all figured out, but predicting the plot was a lot harder when you weren't the only person who got sucked in. Something else seems not quite right, though... "SI/OC." Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,256 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Sakura H., Ino Y., OC
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 3,325 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae reviews
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,532 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto's got a few identities. One he uses to play hockey, go to school, and hang out with friends like Sakura and Shikamaru. One he needs to hold down a job and take care of Hinata. One scarred his cheeks and kept him alive. One harbors secrets only Sasuke knows. And one is Namikaze Naruto, lost-found-proclaimed-dead, with a famous father who never stopped searching. Badass AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,940 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N.
The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Dragonfly by Kettobase reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,450 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
What in the Blue Blazes? by Kristen Sharpe reviews
A collection of Blue Exorcist shorts. No pairings. Latest: "Konekomaru told you to be our trump card, not our shield!"
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/8/2012
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 4,751 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Ghost of You by Evil Little Dog reviews
Al is the one who dreamed of returning to Risembool, but Ed goes home alone. Warnings: Nightmares. Gore. Mentions of character(s) death(s) (canon and O.C.). Heartbreak. 2003 anime/Conqueror of Shamballa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,729 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Dead End Street by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
It's been seven years since the Akatsuki took over, but in the dark underbelly of Konoha's criminal underworld a silent war is still raging. As the heirs of the city's fallen leaders are picked off one by one in a bloody rebellion, Uchiha Sasuke returns with vengeance in his heart for the one who betrayed his family. SasuSaku, mobster!AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,003 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 5,915 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Taking the Bait by Evil Little Dog reviews
When Edward Elric gets into trouble, it's up to his friends and fellow Greeks to help him out. College A.U.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Ninjas, Emotions, Tumblr by Juri.DP reviews
Whether I was stressed, bored, or deprived of slumber, these are things I've written on Tumblr. [Ratings may vary] [MOSTLY SasuHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,724 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
shots of color by xfucktheglasses reviews
Baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven? —Bro!Fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,099 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Kiba I., Naruto U., Suigetsu H.
Letters by StarfireRocks reviews
Emma Overland wrote a letter to Santa a year after her brother's death. Three centuries later, and North thinks there's someone that might want to read it.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Jack Frost, North, Jack's sister - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
there's a devil in the church by Laora reviews
Her hair is white and her eyes are red, and that is reason enough for these men to gun her down without a moment's remorse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
Of Lives Gone By by Lucillia reviews
Everything's over but the babies, and a couple of the dead who've been returned to the afterlife have decided to alleviate their boredom by seeing who was who before they were them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Itachi U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Broken Tool by Sakushiro reviews
At the age of 10, Naruto is an honary ANBU member, and soon to be Fifth Hokage, but when his last mission goes wrong, he quits the life of a shinobi. When Konoha is on the edge of destruction, will he rise up once more? Or will he watch as Konoha falls?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,080 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Uchihas Never Cower by Juri.DP reviews
"And I don't mean to alarm you, but," she knelt next to him, whispering, "I think you're attracted to me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Enigma by Rydia Asuka reviews
Animé verse. Edward Elric was brilliant, but sometimes Alfons wondered about him. He really, really did.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 4/13/2011 - A. Heidrich, Edward E.
233 Kelvin by Rydia Asuka reviews
When a routine inspection to the Briggs supply lines goes wrong, it's a race against time and freezing temperatures as Ed tries to get the locals out of there alive...and Roy tries to get Ed out. Parental!Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,759 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Fortuitous Proposal by Juri.DP reviews
Even though he had never given it much thought, he thought it would be...different from what it actually was. Or, more accurately said, he thought actually proposing would be different than what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Dörrar utan lås by SuperiorDimwit reviews
"Doors without locks", now with translation included. Short, melancholy musings on Mephisto and his relation to humans: a doodle for practice. (Spoilers from chapter 49!)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - Swedish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Mephisto P. - Complete
The Yin-Yang Project: Say Uncle, Say Auntie by Juri.DP reviews
All the swirling emotions hurt, but he wasn't quite sure what aspect about all of this had them so nervous—so worried—so terrified. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 4,939 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Mirror Shards by Oreramar reviews
A collection of Ao no Exorcist one-shots. Characters, ratings, and genres vary; see first chapter Table of Contents for individual details. Newest story: Triangles. (Veranderung-related oneshot) Things were always suspiciously weird between Yamada and Angelina-chan. When they started pulling Rin into it, Shima knew exactly what was going on.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,058 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Awakening Souls by Dark Night Rain reviews
The Gate haunts the Elric brothers even after the Promised Day. Edward wakes up in Risembool one morning, as if he'd never been trapped in Germany. But since when did he get his arm back? Or fight a homunculus called Father? Truth chuckles: "You didn't really believe there were only two sides of the gate, did you?" FMA and FMA:B crossover. (Some Edwin.)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,937 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., Truth
Ringmaster by Evil Little Dog reviews
Drachma instituted alchemists battling in the ring. It's Edward's turn to enter it. Note: Alternate ending to the manga/Brotherhood series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Parallel: Naruto by Shadow Rebirth reviews
A collection of story ideas. [Idea 1: When summoned to an alternate, amazingly not war-torn and half destroyed world, Namikaze Naruto immediately turned to his favorite shinobi rule: When in doubt, bullshit your way out. AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
flowers in her hair by JinnySkeans reviews
she's used to burying the men in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Drag Queens, Night Scenes, and Bad Things by Juri.DP reviews
He stared at the woman across from him in the elegant, seductive flowing black dress that shimmered as it cascaded to the ground. She hated the way he was looking at her. Sasuke hated—was utterly repulsed—how he was staring at his own reflection. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,455 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 7,038 - Follows: 7,600 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Stare into the Abyss by Kizmet reviews
"To Be Good" #3. After being exiled from Japan Yukio ends up working at his Grandfather's weapons laboratory, but Rin is never far from his thoughts.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,923 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shura K. - Complete
Conflicted by fyd818 reviews
Sasuke will do anything to get what he wants. Just ask Hinata. :Sasuke x Hinata: :for renoa-heartilly:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
The Animal by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Ed was used to seeing strange things around Mustang's office, but this was new.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Edward E., Riza H., Heymans B. - Complete
Blind Faith by fyd818 reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke needs a special kind of healing only one unfriendly clan can provide, can he trust them with his future? :Sasuke x Hinata: Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,115 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Lost Boy by Evil Little Dog reviews
Edward and Alphonse had a life after they wound up in Germany. Al's daughter, Winry, remembers all of it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Embraced by Crimson by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
The Sandaime recognized Naruto's precocious talent for being a shinobi and accelerated his learning. Years later, the boy is a highly respected and famous jonin of Konoha. As events unfold around him Naruto is dragged into the inner workings of the village and forced to step up or be washed away in the ensuing madness. Strong!Naruto. Starts at the Wave Arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,408 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Naruto U.
man, i love college by sarsaparillia reviews
Just try not to flunk out, okay? — full cast.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Rin O., Shiemi M.]
Sight by cywscross reviews
Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 8,345 - Follows: 7,803 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ichigo K.
tales of a glass window by sarsaparillia reviews
Someone once told me that shooting stars are just angels throwing away their cigarettes so that God doesn't catch them smoking. — Megara/Hercules; AU.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Hercules, Meg - Complete
Salvation by Pen Sil reviews
Between politics, greed and corruption, the battle with Al-Thamen and the curious warnings of the magi she somehow manages to get used to her life in Sindria, to the marriage she never in her wildest dreams imagined would become reality, and the king she loves with far too much strength.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Kougyoku R., Sinbad] - Complete
Deja Vu by Blu Rose reviews
(Oneshot)(Future!fic) "I fell down the stairs onto this insanely hot chick." Rin could swear he's experienced this situation before. He isn't sure where or when, but he knew it made him pissed off at his son. (Happy Rin Appreciation Week!)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Rin O. - Complete
For My Brother by LostInTheDreams reviews
Rin is left, hurt or sick, with the very power he uses to save him now fighting against him. Yukio and the others have to find some way to help him before the flames and maybe some mysterious illness take his brother from him.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,455 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
A Demon's Heart by FoXx8u reviews
Yukio hasn't seen his older brother since they were both fifteen, when the church that was their home burned to the ground and killed their precious father-figure, Shiro Fugimoto. Now, his twin is on his way to True Cross. The twist? The eldest has resided in the Demon Realm for the past six years. (This one might take a while to finish.)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Rin O., Ryūji S.
little ducklings by ohgoditsbriony reviews
This is not a love story, but it is a story about love. —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Pulling Your Own Strings by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Reawakening by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Continuation of my AU one-shot story "Rebirth". Fifteen years after being reborn as a child of the Curtises, Edward has grown to be a healthy, settled teenager with no memory of his first life. Yet shadows of the past are beginning to fall over the family's happiness... and not all of Ed's old enemies have forgotten him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,913 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., Izumi C. - Complete
Aftermath by Evil Little Dog reviews
There are cures for recurring dreams. Post-canon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Winry R., Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Thoughts Of by Evil Little Dog reviews
Edward's thinking of Winry while on the run with Greedling, Darius, and Heinkel.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Edward E. - Complete
Save Me, Sweet Prince by Juri.DP reviews
"That's you, and that right there—that dark-haired bitch who turned away at the last moment—that's your partner. Where. Is. She?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
How to Beat the Heat: Uchiha Style by Juri.DP reviews
Without much of a logical mind to drive him, Sasuke's body forced him to walk the agonizing expanse of Konoha and maneuver his way over the Hyuuga wall (he couldn't be bothered with the guard right now) until he was in front of the Main House. He panted, half his conscious mind gone, and rang the doorbell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Athazagoraphobia by Isis Lied reviews
The fear of forgetting or being forgotten— Rin-centric
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Rin O. - Complete
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sponge Bath by Lucillia reviews
Some people would go to great lengths to get a sponge bath, but this really took the cake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Her Traits Seriously Grates by Juri.DP reviews
He found the ever smallest part of him to be a tad fearful of the way her eyes looked at the moment.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Prey by Marauder-chan reviews
Jack always saw Ralph as a rival. But as he watched the boy he considered a threat trembling beneath his own gaze, he realized that Ralph didn't quite share his sentiments.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Jack M., Ralph - Complete
A Final Choice by Evil Little Dog reviews
Edward's dying, but he gets to make one last choice. Post-Conqueror of Shamballa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Edward E., Truth - Complete
Setsubun by Orodruin reviews
The White Fang was a hero. But he was also a young man, who had spent most of his adolescence on the front line. They called him a genius-but sometimes he could be an idiot. Which is why, instead of reporting to the Hokage after his mission, he was in Katsukone for the holiday, chatting up a potential spy from Earth Country.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Sakumo H. - Complete
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Through the Hourglass by TimeKeeper21 reviews
Who would have guessed that the hyperactive blond would have turned into that. Time-travel, No yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
To Be Good by Kizmet reviews
Yukio had always been the good twin, intelligent, studious, disciplined and, most importantly, not a demon. It was obvious that he only wanted what was best for Rin. Yukio's intentions were one thing Rin would never question, no matter what. After Father Fujimoto's death Yukio went quietly insane. No one noticed.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,292 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Rin O., Yukio O., Ryūji S., Izumo K. - Complete
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Explosion by Evil Little Dog reviews
Edward wants to leave. (Alternate reality ficlet; one-shot.)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Worth Dying For - 1st Person POV by Shadow Rebirth reviews
Archived version of WDF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dependents by Evil Little Dog reviews
Roy doesn't understand the dog. "Miss the Girl" universe; prequel to the main story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Black Hayate - Complete
Throw by jellyjay reviews
She throws him over his shoulder like he's nothing more than a bag of potatoes, and it blows his mind in more ways than one. [cover art by tumblr user nartuouzuamkis].
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Eren Y., Annie L.] Mikasa A., Armin A. - Complete
Lullabies in the Frost by agent000 reviews
Jack thought he would never see his family again. It turned out he was wrong. He thought he would never be alone again. Turned out that was wrong too. Father Time has something up his sleeve that Jack doesn't understand, and he soon finds himself thrown into a mishmash of timey-wimey nonsense. It was difficult enough living in one time. Try living in two.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,220 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Jack's sister
The Art of Shipping by Riya3 reviews
'"I don't know," Sasuke told him. "I just sit here hating the world and the fangirls flock to me."' In which this writer takes shipping to a whole new level by attempting to write every Naruto ship ever. Complete and utter parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Naruto U.
Waiting for Heaven to Fall by Isis Lied reviews
A series of unconnected drabbles for Blue Exorcist. Chapter 4- Armageddon: They are children carrying guns and praying to gods they don't believe in. Apocalypse AU
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Rin O.
I Won't Say I'm In Love by Simply Alexei reviews
Hinata didn't mean to fall in love with her husband. It just kind of happened. SASUHINA
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Sidetrack by Jordanna Morgan reviews
There's something odd about the latest mission Mustang has for Ed and Al.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2988 - Favs: 6,568 - Follows: 7,388 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Rain Against by Evil Little Dog reviews
After a fight with Winry, Edward's standing in the rain.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
The End of the Beginning, arc 1: Terra by SuperiorDimwit reviews
Some matches are made in heaven, some in hell: and some, quite rare and quite peculiar, are made on earth. The tale of the blue exorcist began long before the Okumura twins were born, when two men met who would change the course of history for Assiah and Gehenna alike. The question is: how did that history change them?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 125,054 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shiro F., Mephisto P., Belial - Complete
The Courtship of Sciezca by Evil Little Dog reviews
Jean's pretty sure she's the girl for him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Jean H., Sciezska] - Complete
A Final Hurrah by Zwei Shonagon reviews
The yakuza know it's a sticky world out there, as sticky as the blood they can never wash off. The yakuza also know that civilians are trouble, even the smart ones. Especially the smart ones. Hyuuga Hinata, 23rd Oyabun of the Hyuuga-gumi, only wants to survive, but past lives don't always stay in the past, and this Sasuke is as sticky as it gets. AU Gangster!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 7,481 - Follows: 7,192 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
Fragments of Time by xfucktheglasses reviews
The person that you take a bullet for is behind the trigger. —SasuSaku. Gang!Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Winter Wonderland by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Al finds a creative way to pass the night after a snowstorm.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Baal Bunch by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
I used to think having six brothers was bad; Amaimon alone is almost too much to handle. Now all of a sudden, that number's gone up to eight, and I'll be lucky if I can finish senior year without going insane. - - A look at how things might have been if the sons of Satan were a "normal" family (AU).
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,855 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Mephisto P., Amaimon
Brave New World by Evil Little Dog reviews
When Ed and Al try to return from Truth's hall, they wind up in a whole new world. Crossover between the manga and the 2003 anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 37,564 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Forsaken by Ri-Ryn reviews
If this, his own priorities, weren't right then he would rather stay mistaken. Rin had judged the importance of things since childhood; Christmas, the monastery's sermons, and tradition meant something Yukio couldn't understand anymore. (Late Christmas Fic, Angels, Faith, Religion, depression, angst) *COMPLETE ONE-SHOT*
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shiro F., Mephisto P. - Complete
left by Riya3 reviews
To be a lion in a forest of ... dragons. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Drifting along by seeking-out-sunshine reviews
Rin Okumura and the faces that matter.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Shiemi M., Rin O.] Yukio O., Ryūji S. - Complete
Mark of Genius by Riya3 reviews
Hatake Kakashi. Eight dogs that crowded his house of two. A disgraced name turned on its head. A Rivalry that clung to him like a burr. An anbu title taken from a dead man. Three kids that grew up drenched in peace. A mask, because it keeps his nose warm. Kakashi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Kakashi H., Rin] Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Snowmen In July by Love Psycho reviews
When a mission calls for the Exorcists to deal with a Yuki-Onna that dumped an entire winter on a small region, Yukio notices that Rin seems to be rather subdued lately, despite his success at being an exorcist; lack of proper promotion notwithstanding. Meanwhile, Rin finds out that this "Yuki-Onna" thing is not as clear as people believe... minor future fic spoilers
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Mephisto P., R. Shima - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Liffae reviews
When he is young, Naruto learns that sometimes you don't want to be found. A legend is born.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 271 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Underfire by wildkurofang reviews
Having his execution sentence lifted was great and all but why did he have to deal with Angel of all people? Far away from home, alone, and grumpy, a certain Demon King comes to make amends—as much as one can under threat of death by his older brother—and hilarity ensues. An ApprenticeRin! with a dash of Lightning sarcasm, a drunken Angel and an obviously socially-inept Amaimon.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/9/2013 - A. Angel, Rin O., Amaimon
no such thing as justice (the best we can hope for is revenge) by sarsaparillia reviews
Close your eyes. Count to ten. — Izumo/Renzou.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Izumo K., R. Shima] - Complete
Watermelon Daze by Evil Little Dog reviews
There are some things Alphonse doesn't envy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Appearance by Jordanna Morgan reviews
It was the first time Ed had thought of what others would see when they looked at him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Road to Marriage by I. H. Scribe reviews
Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Hiashi H. - Complete
Perfect Vision by Lethargy reviews
Once upon a time, Sasuke screwed up. Or rather, life screwed him up, and turned him into a vengeful, arrogant, cold-blooded bastard that ended up betraying friends, killing teachers, and destroying his village. Until Itachi's reset button, at least. [Time Travel!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Avenger no More by NeonZangetsu reviews
"Our roles could have been reversed." One misstep could've let to another, a single decision could've changed an entire world. What if Sasuke returned to Konoha and Naruto, consumed by hatred, went to Orochimaru? This is that tale. A tale of an avenger who will no longer avenge, and hero who is no longer a hero at all. NarutoxTayuyaxKarin. Sasukexundecided? Pairing open to ideas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,991 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
It Started Like This by Evil Little Dog reviews
If Roy thought about it, it made sense.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Roy M., Gracia H., Elysia H. - Complete
I'm Sorry, Papa by The Killer Bunny reviews
Ever since he was able, Rin Okumura drank on the anniversary of his father's death. It caused a lot of trouble for his brother and his friends, but no one had the heart to tell him to stop.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Ryūji S.
How Dare You! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Hinata wakes up in the past, and reacts badly – for her kidnapper anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Hinata H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Sowing Betrayal by Isis Lied reviews
There had been a time long ago when he cared for humans. But sometimes, it feels like it was all just a dream. A cold, unforgiving dream. Amaimon-centric
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Amaimon - Complete
all my friends are insects by xfucktheglasses reviews
Birthdays are overrated, anyway. —Bro!Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kiba I., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Illusion of Change by Goldlock reviews
Okumura Rin has come to the point of which his confident mask was about to be shoved ruthlessly against the pavement. He hadn't felt it coming, no one did, and why? Or rather: why now? Friends they had once called themselves, but only of the human Rin. Because who would ever want to be acquainted with a demon? - One-shot, T for safety
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Rin O., Izumo K. - Complete
Bump in the Night by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Strange nocturnal noises are happening at the Rockbell house.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Ten Facts About Okumura Rin (And The Secrets That Go With Them) by Love Psycho reviews
Exactly what it says. Ten facts about Rin that most don't know or would even believe if told; along the secrets hidden beneath. Author's personal speculations on Rin's character and the effect his heritage has on him.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Rin O. - Complete
Double Edge by AspergianStoryteller reviews
Being both a demon and a human, Rin has the strengths of both. He also has the weaknesses.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Rin O. - Complete
Promise Made by Evil Little Dog reviews
Edward makes promises.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3370 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Hand-to-Hand by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Eren Jaeger, the boy who wore his emotions in his eyes, the fool who made her smile — seven times Eren and Annie fight, and one time they did not. Academy-centric.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Eren Y., Annie L. - Complete
Grace by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Those he had hurt were the very ones he could still lean on.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
From an Infant to an Ice Queen by TsubameTrebleClef reviews
As a child, she's almost kidnapped by strangers and disowned by her family. She thinks she's seen it all, but circumstances make headstrong Olivier realise that the transition from a normal lass to a ruthless soldier doesn't happen overnight. Backstory.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,958 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Alex A., Olivier A.
Guardian Angel by 3theCaptain reviews
Through all of Jack's travels, he keeps coming back to one little village in the woods and one strangely familiar girl with brown hair. And even though he doesn't remember her, he never abandoned his little sister. [Oneshot, short, heartwarming.]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister, Man in the Moon - Complete
We're Not Talking About Batman, Are We? by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Team Seven sits down to watch a movie before the start of the Chunin Exams, and Sasuke and Naruto argue over ethical differences. Just who was the real hero of Batman Begins, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Pilgrimage by Lpandora reviews
Sasuke receives a new birth of sight. Sasuke-centric. [complete for now]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Winds of Change by cywscross reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Ichigo's family is dead (in Soul Society; a meagre comfort), his powers are sealed (courtesy of Central 46), and when Ichigo finally passes on himself (too young and too old at the same time), it's without an ounce of faith in the organization he once fought alongside. Luckily, Soul Society is huge. Not so luckily, certain people find him anyway.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Ichigo K.
Chasm by Jordanna Morgan reviews
During a manhunt for Scar, Hughes and Alphonse become trapped and endangered, leading Al to make a grave request.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Maes H., Roy M.
On Life, On Death, On Everything In-Between by cywscross reviews
The war rages on for ten years, and by the time it ends, most are dead and Soul Society has been destroyed. But Kisuke still has one more card to play, and he gambles it all on the one person he believes in to achieve the impossible. Ichigo accepts without hesitation. HIATUS.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 53,640 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Ichigo K.
You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Northern Lights by xfucktheglasses reviews
I'm hungry from an anorexic heart. —Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Ino Y. - Complete
Havoc's Guide to Movie Dates by Evil Little Dog reviews
Havoc's the expert at movies. Or dating. Or something.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2013 - V. Farman, Jean H., Heymans B. - Complete
Just Can't Wait by Evil Little Dog reviews
Greed and Ling discuss ruling the world.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Greed, Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
A Snowflake in the Wind by h4amarch reviews
It is clear that this little child doesn't know who he is. That is fine with her. What's your name? he asks the child, who grins and says something in his language that Wind struggles to understand. Ak? That's a peculiar name, she giggles while sweeping around him. The Wind meets her little Snowflake for the first time. Jack is just confused about what his name is. Oneshot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Jack Frost, Wind - Complete
To Have a Home by muppethands reviews
Jack pisses off the wrong person and as a result finds himself stripped of his powers and turned human. Stuck in Burgess with no way to contact the other Guardians, what is he to do? And what happens when he discovers the family he didn't know he had? Cover art by rollingstarr/Itsuka.Yamazaki.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,758 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 5,067 - Follows: 5,099 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Memories by fyd818 reviews
An amnesiac Tenten feels like the entire village of Konoha is hiding something from her. But what - and why? :Neji x Tenten:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Fertility Rites by Evil Little Dog reviews
Ed really doesn't want to take part in the Eostre celebration.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Edward E., Winry R., Alphonse E., Pinako R. - Complete
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U., Naruto U.
Alias by Evil Little Dog reviews
When Ed and Al get to Rush Valley, they find a rather lukewarm reception. "Mistaken identity" fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Russell T., Paninya - Complete
Azuer by Kiyuzanova reviews
"Will you live your life as a noble citizen of the Vatican's laws? Or," Mephisto Pheles smiled, a demon's smirk; "will you be punished trying to revive him?— the son of Satan, Okumura Rin."
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,879 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Yukio O., Mephisto P., Rin O., A. Angel
Festival of Flowers by Evil Little Dog reviews
Winry's never heard of it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Winry R., Paninya - Complete
Family? by h4amarch reviews
He didn't know how far he expected them to go. Not that much, certainly... right? (( Rated T because the guidelines said that violence with serious injuries was T but I don't know if a mention of bruises and cuts is violence )) No pairings, just family goodness.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Mistakes by Orodruin reviews
Sakumo didn't know where it all started. Everything just seemed to happen so naturally that it was hard to pinpoint any one event.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
What Befits a Brown-Noser by Evil Little Dog reviews
Roy's brown-nosing has caught the attention of the wrong men. Please see warnings. Academy Days fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Bonds We Weave by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Twenty times Aster didn't speak to or otherwise acknowledge Jack Frost's existence, and the eternity that he did, and tried to make amends.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Hot and Steamy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
On a mission, Ed and Roy discover a hot spring and do precisely what you'd expect.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Snow trail by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Smashing, shouts and curses, and Jack Frost leaps over the yeti, eyes alight with excitement, and dives for the next room - there's so much to discover, and Jack has the rest of forever to explore. But the thrill of the chase is irresistible, and Jack plunges back in and plays with all his heart - and wishes he could freeze this moment into eternity.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Ripples by Lpandora reviews
In the river, they found home. Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 4,249 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Benchmark by Evil Little Dog reviews
They've decided to wait a little bit longer.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Men and Angels by Laora reviews
Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,716 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
A Bark Worth Its Bite by Jordanna Morgan reviews
The cold makes Hiccup's leg ache. Toothless knows what to do about it.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
To fall and to fly by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
There's such fluid, impossible balance in the way he moves; the children turn and stare at him because the way he leans off the edge of a star is enough to put the most accomplished acrobat to shame. There's something like a dance in his step, and it matches the music of his laugh. He flies like he's falling and falls like he's flying and won't ever stop.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Take a Stand by cywscross reviews
When Haruno Sakura looked around her and realized she had become far more than she had ever thought she could be, she was, oddly enough, waging another verbal war against her parents. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 173 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Between worlds by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Jack walks the fine line between two worlds, one in which he is unknown and one in which he is unwelcome. He has the heart of a child and the eyes of an immortal, but since he is both he is neither, and neither will acknowledge him; only the wind and the snow bow to Jack Frost as he passes.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Fifty Days by ohgoditsbriony reviews
"In fifty days, Uchiha Sasuke will be executed." For fifty days, she will visit him. For fifty days, he will fall steadily in love. —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,998 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Not the Only One by TsubameTrebleClef reviews
Ed never truly let his mother go - he always relied on her, even though she wasn't physically beside him. Who will he turn to when he has a dream and realises that he can't depend on her forever?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Edward E., Winry R.] Trisha E. - Complete
Two Empty Graves by TsubameTrebleClef reviews
After Ed digs up the product of his failed human transmutation, he remembers something he has neglected to do, something regarding the not-so-distant past . . .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Edward E., Nina T. - Complete
Safe and Sound by muppethands reviews
Tooth really couldn't help it. She just wanted to know what sort of memories Jack's teeth contained. But in the end, she wasn't entirely prepared for the answer. Beware: spoilers ahoy.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 240 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth, Jack's sister - Complete
Savior by Kai Maciel reviews
After the war ended, the world ended with it. In death, Naruto drowns in despair for being unable to be the savior everyone hoped until he's offered a deal to bring the world and everybody back. However, it comes with a heavy price: the existence of Uzumaki Naruto. Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Waiting by TsubameTrebleClef reviews
Waiting is hard, and Winry knows that better than many people.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Winry R., Edward E.] - Complete
The Amazing Elric Brother Telepathy by Ranting and Raving reviews
The new emperor of Xing tells Alphonse about a very strange scene that occurred inside Gluttony's belly. The explanation behind Edward's biggest Epic Fail in FMAB. Slight Almei and Lingfan. Rated T because of blood and violence is briefly mentioned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ling Y., Alphonse E. - Complete
Committed by Sage SK reviews
Yukio felt that things would have been easier if he could have just locked Rin in a room.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Yukio O. - Complete
Some Brother You Are by raiTonight29 reviews
Set before Chapter 580 of the manga: Just before Sasuke and Itachi confront Kabuto in all his scaly glory in that cave during the Fourth Ninja War. Itachi and Sasuke bicker like the old days! "Do you even know where you're going?" "Of course I do, you just have to trust your big brother." "...The last time I did just that, I got orphaned." Brotherly fluff and humor AHOY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Asylum by Strix 4 reviews
AU. In a world where alchemy exists, but is thought to be a fairytale, the Elric brothers land themselves in an asylum after their abilities are discovered. But this hospital has a darker purpose, and its patients must band together in order to survive
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,313 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Fig Trees and Fertilizer by Sage SK reviews
Shiro's well thought-out sermon leaves his congregation speechless.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Shiro F. - Complete
Appointment by Evil Little Dog reviews
Ray's not about to be late for his automail appointment with Miss Rockbell. Outsider POV.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Upon the Stars by Zodiac-Aries reviews
If you were able to change the world around you, would you take it? Naruto Uzumaki asked himself this question and his answer was yes. Upon finding a blade that is able to do just that, the ninja from Konoha finds himself in a world that is the same but not the same from his own. Follow his journey as to see the world and change it's fate. Time Travel and Alternate Reality AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,815 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Naruto U.
Forgive Me by SunshineSketch reviews
This had started the night before they were going to leave for Rush Valley. Edward and Winry were arguing again. But this argument was different from the others. This time, Winry Rockbell had gone to far and now she would probably never get the chance to apologize.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
GSS by Lucillia reviews
Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
With Friends Like These by Lucillia reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Definitions by crimsonnette reviews
Ed can't explain love or why it exists, and most importantly why he loves Winry so much. And that's really starting to piss him off. Ed/Win
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Ten Times Shikamaru Thought About Kissing Ino by Useless-Materia reviews
His gaze returned to her, no longer lazy, but serious and steadfast; "I have thought about kissing you every single day you've been gone. And you know why?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,300 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
The Stories He Told by Lucillia reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Fire in Your Eyes by Psychick23 reviews
AU. Seventeen-year-old Hatake Kakashi sat down with the bundle cradled against his stomach, almost as still as the thing in his arms. But it wasn't going to stay that way and he was clueless as to what he should be doing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,848 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Path Has Been Set by Lucillia reviews
You were born in pain, darkness, and hatred, and you will likely die the same way, but along the way, you just might save the world. That at least is what you keep telling yourself as the number of sacrifices it takes for your plans to come to fruition continues to mount.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Gateway Book? by Lucillia reviews
For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Reflections in a Mirror by mamellias reviews
An artist always takes pride in their work; experimental-ish, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Result of Pretence by blackmagic0203 reviews
The day the Kyuubi attacked, it was sealed into two babies,the twins of the Yondaime, by the Sandaime. Everything was normal until the Yondaime dies. The council makes Naruto's brother the new Hokage and one of his first acts is to kill Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Naruto U.
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Worth The Wait by Love Psycho reviews
When she first realized she was actually in Love with him, her first reaction was to curse. The second was to think 'oh no, I can't do this to Orihime'. But the last was that maybe, just maybe, he might love her back... Ichigo/Tatsuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Easy In Theory by Lucillia reviews
The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Pandemonium by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another universe’s logic Uchiha Sasuke wasn’t allowed to languish alone in the empty halls of the Uchiha. No, instead, he was thrown capriciously into the house of Hyuuga. Power's fickle, but not as fickle as emotions. //co-write clockwork starlight//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,894 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Curse of Curves by tsubakitea reviews
Everyone knows that the Uchihas are closet perverts. So when Sasuke falls in love with a certain busty kunoichi, of course fate wants to screw him over. CRACKFIC. Oneshot. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Price Check by Artemis Day reviews
One day, Pinako Rockbell asked Edward Elric to go shopping for groceries. Probably not her best idea. GiftFic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
The Best Sort of Birth Control by Lucillia reviews
There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Philosophy of Self by TaikoHawk reviews
They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Kindergarten Romance by crimsonnette reviews
Winry/Ed Five year old Winry wants Ed to be her valentine, but he's acting very strange today...Oneshot, fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Reap What You Sow by Evil Little Dog reviews
Roy is…tinier than normal. Genfic. Silly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Conduit by Dorlath reviews
Naruto was born hundreds of years before canon, living that entire duration due to a tie to the biju that runs deeper than any jinchuriki. AU with an, obviously, quite strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,237 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 406 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Listening In by Evil Little Dog reviews
Lust is stalking Maes Hughes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Lust, Maes H. - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 10,594 - Follows: 10,242 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Fullmetal Tavern by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A "deep" and hilarious character study of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist, and what'd they be like as alcoholic beverages. I recommend our Edward in a short glass or a Mustang on the rocks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Superman by Sage SK reviews
He wasn't a hero. Of that he was sure. But, for his boys, he wanted to be.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Shiro F. - Complete
Til We Meet Again by Lucillia reviews
Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Eye of the Storm by L'Ahem reviews
In order to protect an innocent child, the Hokage did something many would call unforgivable. But would the ends justify the means this time? ANBU Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
Fortissimo by Sage SK reviews
100 words. Inspired by Trans-Siberian Orchestra's "Beethoven's Last Night". The real reason why Beethoven turned down Mephisto's offer.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Mephisto P. - Complete
Salvation by Lucillia reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Expectations by fyd818 reviews
Tsunade and Hiashi plot. Neji plans. And Tenten decides that being sick isn't really so bad, after all. :NejiTen fluff:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Avoidance by Lucillia reviews
While Naruto was dense, he shouldn't have been so oblivious as to not notice that an entire clan with at least a hundred members had suddenly vanished...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Tekka U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Who's The Fool? by ZaKai reviews
Roy calls Ed into his office to talk to him about his recent practical jokes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Ichchha Muerte by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
"Be careful what you wish for." Sasuke discovers that changing the past could alter one's future. Drabble style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,678 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Family Honor by Laora reviews
In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Walburga B., Alex A. - Complete
Keep Awake by Sage SK reviews
Because no one falls asleep during Shiro Fujimoto's sermons.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Shiro F. - Complete
and it is bitter by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
"You turn me on when you get angry" - RenzouIzumo
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2012 - R. Shima, Izumo K. - Complete
let the signals sleep by sarsaparillia reviews
A ragtag group of cable-dancers on the run, holding out for one last grift. — cyberpunk AU; Rin/Shiemi.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rin O., Shiemi M.
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Anabiosis by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Because not all reunions are easy. Ichigo and Rukia have a conversation, and broken edges are smoothed down again.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Twatlight by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A day spent with Major Armstrong leaves Ed all covered with sparkles, and some fan girls on the street mistake the poor alchemist for another golden-eyed, glittery Edward. Ed didn't ask for the nightmare fuel, but the fangirls were all too happy to give.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Whilst Time Turns by Zwei Shonagon reviews
It was not ironic that Nara Shikamaru, Uchiha Sasuke, and Hyuuga Hinata alone had survive. What was ironic was that Naruto seemed intent on correcting the wrongs even if it meant throwing them back into the past for the bitter task of saving the world. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
prince and princess by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
She remembers black fire and smoke and a gunshot. / Character death. Implied EdWin. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The House That Fear Built by sarsaparillia reviews
In a world where someone else found the twins that snowy night, Rin leads a demon army. — Rin/Shiemi.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,970 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Kakashi Hatake: Birth of the Copy Ninja by NamikazeMinato99 reviews
One - Shot about how Kakashi gained his nickname during the Third Shinobi World War.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Fragile by Sage SK reviews
Post-anime. Rin helps Yukio adapt to his newfound strength.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Yukio O. - Complete
the burning sun by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
He tastes like oranges and vulnerability - RinShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
flip the switch by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
because when the object of your affections tries to kill you, the only option is revenge: "It's okay, Sasuke made me a lesbian too!" - KarinSakura, blatant!crack
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Karin U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Reading from the Book of Rin by Sage SK reviews
Clearly, Rin had been paying attention, but unlike his book smart twin, he preferred a more condensed version.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Shiro F. - Complete
Apocalypse Now by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
Take my hand and clasp it tight. I'll pull you through the darkest hours. canon drabble!series, eventual RinShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M.
Limbo by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
October 31st always hurts him the most. / brother-bonding, dark.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
death and strawberries by sarsaparillia reviews
I don't know what evil is, anymore. — Naruto, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deleted Scenes and Absentminded Observations by Prieva reviews
Yukio and Rin centric. Each chapter will be a look at their relationship with each other and with their friends; includes missing scenes, and totally fabricated ficlets. No romance, no yaoi. Maybe fluff.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O.
Puppy Love by fyd818 reviews
Summons aren't the easiest creatures to get along with, especially if they have teeth and claws. Then again, neither are impatient, underage chuunin. :Cute Gen fic:
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Pakkun - Complete
Unrewarded Souls by Laora reviews
In Resembool, Van Hohenheim finally learns the true meaning of home.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Hohenheim - Complete
Go The Distance by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
Go on; reach out and touch the sun. No matter how far you go, it doesn't mean that you'll never remember where you came from. / DON'T FORGET/3.10.11/3.10.2011 /
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Sasuke and Shiro by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke is forced to balance fatherhood with his duties as an Academy Student and later Ninja when an infant cousin also survives the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sasuke U.
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
A Moment of Weakness by lunaveea reviews
His brother was strong, but Yukio had learned through the years that even he could crack under pressure.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Angel in Disguise by JustTeahPlease reviews
Yukio remembers a story from Father Fujimoto. Shura wants to hear, because Shiro's theories always had some crazy sense to them. Once upon a time, Satan wasn't a demon. And maybe Rin wasn't one as well.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Yukio O., Shura K. - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by JustTeahPlease reviews
No one had known a problem quite like this would arise. Of course the Son of Satan would be every demon-girl's dream come true. But Yukio will give everything so Rin remained ignorant, everything to keep him away from those banshees, those... fangirls.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
NANO by moonlight gal reviews
NANO: Results of experimentation in 2503: products obtained when animal DNA is fused with human genes. Hinata never expected to be part of a revolution in a war-torn world, especially not with an enigmatic leader who she just can't seem to understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,559 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
After the End by Kai Maciel reviews
Thirteen year old Naruto and Sasuke clash at the Valley of the End, one aiming to save, the other to kill for power. However, a terrible coincidence throws them into an unbelievable future. How can both boys deal with what has become of them? Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Having Edge by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
He was seated at the edge of the bed, pulling on a sock, when she decided to kiss him. SasuHina, arranged marriage. Prize-fic for fhclause for placing in The Distance contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Rebirth by Jordanna Morgan reviews
In which the Elrics' battle with Wrath leads to darker, more life-changing results. Fifth entry in my "Things That Never Happened" series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Winry R., Wrath, Izumi C. - Complete
Reversal by Venath reviews
AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,561 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bonded at Birth by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
The Okumura twins are more similar than you think. / Brother-bonding.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Bad Hamster by XxChocoMelloxX reviews
Mephisto is getting really sick and tired of dealing with Amaimon and his stupid hamster self. Spoilers for episodes 16-18. Not considered slash in my book but whatever floats your boat. oneshot
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Mephisto P., Amaimon - Complete
Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yondaime by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Beginning by Eleonore Magilinon reviews
A tiny oneshot about Mephisto just before his appearance in episode 2.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Mephisto P. - Complete
Icha Icha vs the Romance Novel by Lucillia reviews
A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Why Rin shouldn't Summon by JustTeahPlease reviews
Okay, who thought the son of Satan should be allowed near those summoning circles? Oh boy, here comes trouble.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Rin O. - Complete
What Did Ed Do? by agent000 reviews
Ed has done something bad. Very, very bad. So bad it's unspeakable. So bad that even Roy has sworn to secrecy. And yet it has now been published in the newspapers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Homework by MissIdeophobia reviews
"Nii-san...you are aware that what you are doing does not constitute 'doing homework', right?" A short tale, written in dialogue, about the relationship between two brothers.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Musical Universes by Lucillia reviews
A rather average Uzumaki Naruto from a world where the Kyuubi didn't attack is flung to a wide variety of universes where his life had gone very differently, and his father is left to deal with his counterparts who keep randomly appearing in his place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
a thousand thoughts by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
"I'm used to being hated." / Renzou and Rin's conversation goes on for a little longer, and Rin reveals a part of him that no one could ever imagine. Renzou thinks that somehow, Rin is more than what he seems, but he's also like the rest of them. Gen.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Rin O., R. Shima - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Help Wanted by purpleflavour reviews
The fire burned through his veins, binding him with invisible puppet strings in the hands of a beast. "Try and stop me."
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O.
Brave New World by May Wren reviews
Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,697 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Hatake Kakashi Mystery by randomteenager reviews
After the failed attempt of finding out what was REALLY under Kakashi's mask, Team Kakashi had another wonder about the silver-haired jounin. Exactly, how OLD is he? With his silver—…or is it gray hair? Team 7 Fic. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Someday by Araven14 reviews
Rin knew that they were keeping things from him - terrible, life-shattering things. Well that was okay - they weren't the only ones who knew how to keep a secret.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Rin O. - Complete
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dance, Dance, Paint it Crimson by moonlight gal reviews
Laughing sardonically, he said, "You didn't strike me as the type to need salvation, Hyuuga." Her voice was barely above a whisper, but she was smiling when she answered, "I don't, but you do." It was over before she could have blinked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Romance by Laora reviews
Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Bless the Beasts and Children by Jordanna Morgan reviews
How the Elric brothers' journey might have ended before it ever really began. Fourth entry in my "Things That Never Happened" series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Alphonse E., Maes H., Roy M., Shou T. - Complete
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
If You Love It by theperidot0814 reviews
Sasuke won't give Hinata up easily.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Man in the White Suit by Nightsmoke reviews
A young man named Johann Faustus makes a large purchase at the confectionery store.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Mephisto P., Shiro F. - Complete
Breaking Point by purpleflavour reviews
"The words I just said will always haunt you." How Rin deals with it. /swearing
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Chocolate Chips by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
In which Edward shows his professional skill in baking, Mustang is a man-whore, and Havoc falls in love...with meat. Crack-fic. All-dialogue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Father by Lucillia reviews
Hashirama couldn't remember his real father. There had however, been someone to fill that role.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Necessary Items by Lucillia reviews
An opportunistic and soon to be dead shinobi steals something that Itachi would really miss.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Genjutsu by Lucillia reviews
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Likeness by Bookwrm389 reviews
One morning mere hours before an inspection, Roy is amazed to receive absolute proof that his young subordinate is growing up. Parental!RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Omelets by raiTonight29 reviews
"Just… just what on God's green earth were you trying to cook? Roast beef or something?" Sasuke said as he made a face, poking the black … things with a kunai. Itachi sheepishly raised a hand to tug at his ponytail, "Omelets?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 311 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minato N., Hizashi H. - Complete
Written Through Ink by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
It only took five moments with him for her to fall in love. Edward/Winry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Pet Names by Lucillia reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Adult Video by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
In an effort to uncover a streaker, Sakura goes undercover at an adult video store, and learns more about her fellow rookies than she would have preferred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Joy by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
After years of searching, Hinata finally finds her Joy. Cake Story. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4707 - Favs: 5,009 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Lobster King by Rayneken reviews
Naruto still believes he is not to blame, Sasuke believes that Naruto is insane, and Sakura thinks they're both idiots. But, really, it's all the Lobster King's fault.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
träumend by amourdesoi reviews
Every failure hurts worst than the last. Homura-centric.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Homura A. - Complete
Fragile Things by Bookwrm389 reviews
Hawkeye touched the delicate petals with her fingertips, smiling at the light and sweet fragrance. It wasn't in her nature to gush over such a silly gift, but the Elric brothers' thoughtfulness touched her. Contains fluff, cuteness and a dash of Royai. Happy Valentine's Day!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Riza H., Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
First Times by moonlight gal reviews
"Hyuuga-san, have you and otouto met before?" "Um, no. Not that I can recall." "Strange. It seems so, with the way you interact." "We hardly interact at all, Uchiha-san." "One does not necessarily need to speak to interact, Hyuuga-san." She blushed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 5,865 - Follows: 2,121 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
My Son by Lucillia reviews
A father watches over his son from the afterlife.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You Don't Understand: by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
Because they don't. They never can. Not really.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Elysia H. - Complete
Dirge for Two Veterans by wildskysong reviews
There are a thousand steps between Orochimaru's- Kabuto's- body and Naruto's. This is how Sasuke takes them. Be warned, this fic is a bit of an odd bird. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Nothing In Between by fowl68 reviews
They needed her. These broken pieces of what were once her boys. Her men. And she's willing to do anything, become anything, for them. A tribute to the ladies of Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011
First Taste by Lucillia reviews
Naruto's first trip to Ichiraku Ramen had not been with Iruka or the Third Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 4,337 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
First Encounter by TsubameTrebleClef reviews
What if Amu and Ikuto had already met when they were little? What if only one of them remembers it?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - [Amu H., Ikuto T.] - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Office Pool by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Ed learns that his pain is often somebody else's gain.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward E., Jean H., Kain F., Heymans B. - Complete
Cursed by Lucillia reviews
Even in his old age, Madara can't escape the Uchiha family curse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Bridge by Lucillia reviews
Tazuna's thoughts as he names his newly completed bridge.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
Deathsong by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Post-series. An accident has unexpected ramifications, and Ichigo suddenly faces a new life and a new threat in Soul Society. Living is never as simple as it seems. IchiRuki, complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,973 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Bitter Last Days by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
There is a fine line between love and hate. There is a gate between one world and another. And there's a whole bridge between brother and brother. The first time Edward Elric ever killed was when he was thirteen. One-shot. Now Edited.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
The Marriage of Summer and Winter by Alory Shannon reviews
Set post-series. Sasuke has returned to Konoha. He's gotten his revenge; now he's got to rebuild his clan. Choosing her as his wife is political, but Hinata understands...perhaps more than he realises.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Consternation by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. The key to change was letting go of your fear; but they couldn't help it, because their fears were irrational and yet it fueled the reason why they were still moving on. Drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Surprise by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Hughes finds something unexpected at the scene of the Rockbells' execution. Third entry in my "Things That Never Happened" series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Melancholia by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better. Well, that was what he thought. But then again, what had he thought ever make sense? One-shot. Sequel named 'Isolation'.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
I Kid You Not by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Slender legs, hour-glass shape, well-endowed – just think how shocked they were when they saw a small little boy strapped on her back, making faces at them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Winry R. - Complete
With All Due Respect by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
'I confessed and she... thought I was kidding' In which Winry is fiercely jealous and Edward uses this knowledge wrongly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Idiosyncratic Resilience by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot.] "Did you know that when I was five years old, I fell out a third story window?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ravel, Unravel by TaikoHawk reviews
Sequel to 'Perchance to Dream'. 5 flashfics bridging the events that take place between PtD and its true sequel 'Shades'. Involving messages, spies, and the fall of a village.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Nature by Lucillia reviews
Clones are sometimes a reflection of a part of ourselves that should never see the light of day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Yukiko by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Self Insert II by Lucillia reviews
The Author has yet again poked her nose into a place it didn't belong and it has once more bitten her in the butt.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/3/2010 - OC, Kakashi H. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Bean by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Ever since he walked into the store, he had been plaguing her thoughts constantly! She told herself it was because he had automail. About eighty percent of what she told herself regarding that subject was a lie.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 203 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Coming of Age by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"Why is there a cake on the front porch and why does it have my name on it?" In which Alphonse is amused, Winry is exasperated, and Edward, apparently, becomes a man...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Digging Deeper by Bacon.The.Bard reviews
Naruto wears two masks: one is porcelain, and the other weaved out of careful acting and bright orange. What will Naruto do when both begin to crumble? Tension in the Wave certainly isn't helping matters. The Akatsuki are on the move. ANBU!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Policies by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Roy Mustang blamed it on the Code of Conduct, personally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Cities of Ghosts by fowl68 reviews
And as soon as they're gone, the man resets the board and plays against no one once more. And most every time, he loses. Post-Apocalyptic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
The Science Of Alchemy by Bookwrm389 reviews
On a rainy day in Resembool, four-year-old Al takes it upon himself to relieve his brother's boredom.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Ultimatum by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gold From Lead by Bookwrm389 reviews
There were whispers. There was absolutely no way to stop them. Ed would rip out his spleen if he knew what all those people were insinuating about the two of them. Parental!RoyEd! Get your minds out of the gutter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 140 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Graveside by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Pinako visits the grave of Trisha Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Pinako R. - Complete
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Quality of Life by Jordanna Morgan reviews
A terrible secret from their childhood throws the Elrics' entire quest into doubt. Second entry in my "Things That Never Happened" series of speculative one-shots.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Pinako R., Winry R. - Complete
That Which Doesn't Kill You by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Kain Fuery makes a surprising request of the Elric brothers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Kain F. - Complete
Perfume And Earrings by Bookwrm389 reviews
Winry's birthday is coming up, Ed has allergies and Al thinks his brother is in denial. Spring was, indeed, upon them. Contains blatant EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Winry R., Edward E.] Alphonse E. - Complete
The Tale of the Grim Reaper's Lover by miikka-xx reviews
She's the wife of the thief of lives and, sometimes, she wonders if there's room for anything else to steal; like her heart. SasuHina. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Stepfather by Jordanna Morgan reviews
The Elric brothers' stepfather-to-be has his work cut out with Ed. First entry in my "Things That Never Happened" series of speculative one-shots.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
special effects by reeroy reviews
Hinata wonders what exactly possessed her to marry into the dysfunctional Uchiha Clan. non massacre AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Loophole by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Ed decides Al deserves his due. Mustang is not amused.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Junkie by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Maes Hughes suspected he had a problem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Maes H. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Second Thoughts by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
No one gets away with leaving Uchiha Sasuke at the alter. AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6101 - Favs: 10,225 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Swearing Lessons by agent000 reviews
Al is way too naive and angelic for his own good. It's time something was done about it, and Edward has some ideas on how to go about it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Pizza and Sauerkraut by agent000 reviews
Edward discovers that weird food combinations can create even weirder side effects. Al discovers that his brother is just plain weird. Not like that's news.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Art of Breaking by miikka-xx reviews
AU; non-massacre. Itachi is looking for a bride and the Hyuuga are looking to rid of a weak heiress. Lessons in being a kunoichi and the slow descent into irony. itahinasasu. complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Chopsticks by Zwei Shonagon reviews
It should have gone without saying that chopsticks were basic implements that any shinobi worth the name could wield properly. Unfortunately, Naruto was just a bit more desperate than usual. SasuxHina Gift for Bullwinkle's Lady.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fermentation by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
Sometimes, the best wines are those left to ferment. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
How the Hatake got his Mask by Orodruin reviews
Was Kakashi born with it on? Did he adopt it in his childhood due to some ugly disfiguration? Was it a legacy of the Hatake clan? In truth, it was born on the most horrible, terrible day of a young Kakashi's life... His first day of school. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Fairytale by Zwei Shonagon reviews
Because back then, even when kingdoms were frequently bartered away to unknown knights and princesses met princes under the discerning eye of dead dragons, there were kings and there were witches. Winner of December Dateme 2009.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Transformation Technique by Lucillia reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2528 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
An Answer by fowl68 reviews
No ordinary person who knew what that man had done could have stood there without breaking into a rage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Better than Maybe by fowl68 reviews
Three of those years had been spent in war. The other two…well, Naruto had always been an avid trickster and everyone knows that the greatest trick ever pulled was making the entire world believe you don’t exist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
PassHerBy by miikka-xx reviews
Sasuke's been contemplating the meaning of life and meets Hinata, the reluctant vampire. sasuhina. complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Watering Plants by Flying Magic Snake reviews
Sakura only watered Naruto's plants plants three times. Gen, friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
14 in 15 minutes by LinSetsu reviews
Sasuke went to Orochimaru. Naruto to Jiraiya. Sakura to Tsunade. The ANBU demand the Hound return to the shadows. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Tolerance by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, pre-Naruto, one-shot. Follows after "Tomboy Butterfly". Minato can tolerate a lot of things. He tolerates his sensei's vices. He tolerates Kushina's antics. But one thing he can't really tolerate is...alcohol. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
pretence by reeroy reviews
Love Potion. Two weeks. Sasuke Uchiha is 'in love' and Hinata Hyuga is the unfortunate young lady. AU. indefinite hiatus. currently revising.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Setting the Record Straight by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Everyone knows that size matters, save for one particularly sheltered heiress. After Hinata accidentally humiliates Naruto in front of their friends, our favorite whiskered blond will stop at nothing to take matters into his own hands. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Silver and Gold by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Tomboy Butterfly by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto, follows "Secret Family Jutsu". Kushina wants to apologize. Minato picks the punishment. Both get more than they bargain for. And Jiraiya enjoys the show... Read and review and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Bittersweetness by fowl68 reviews
The day that Sasuke woke from the hospital when he was eight years old was the last time he had a sweet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Family Jutsu by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto. Kushina decides to share a jutsu that her older brothers taught her with Minato... Minato rather wishes that she hadn't. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
A Taste of Something Better by juliagulia1017 reviews
AU Take one simple misunderstanding, a trusting heiress, one messy prank, and an unpredictable Uchiha. Mix, and let it chill. What do you get? A taste of something better. SasuHina, sprinkled with some one-sided NaruHina and a dash of one-sided KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Father's Day by ZaKai reviews
Ed decides to get Mustang something for Father’s Day. :Fluff, Parental!Roy, Gen:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Monster by The Scrawler reviews
They molded him, shaped him into the very monster they were so afraid he would become. Then they mistakenly thought they could control him. Naruto-centric. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Melancholic Daydreams by The Scrawler reviews
He wishes he could have been that noisy, annoying boy who wore too much orange, that boy everybody calls the dead last. Naruto-centric, drabble-ish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U.
Reality's Illusion by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[The dead do not walk, but the broken do not die, so where does that leave him?] When a blue eyed man with whisker-like scars and no memory shows up four years after the Yondaime's death, Sarutobi doesn't know what to think. [Time travel, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Legend by Pandora's Crate reviews
After losing to Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto is attacked by the villagers and almost killed. He flees the village to train in peace and eventually ends up in Sunagakure. T for violence, language and innuendo; rating may change. NaruHina, others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fruitcake by crimsonnette reviews
Ed/Win Winry misses Ed more than ever on New Years Eve. He hasn't broken a promise yet...will he show? Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4388 - Favs: 5,490 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jealousy by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
It is not always easy to stand in the shadow of a prodigy. Even the most loving can sometimes be jealous. Edcentered, Fraternal EdAl, Fraternal RoyEd. Twoshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Ready for War by WhyMustIWrite reviews
War rages. Kakashi, a teenage ANBU, has fought in it as long as he can remember. While home on furlough, he encounters Iruka, a pre-genin brat with no clue what war really is. Gen fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fairytale by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot.] Naruto had always dreamt of fairy tale parents: A husband and wife happily married and deeply in love with each other before tragedy tore them apart. Unfortunately, reality doesn't always work out that way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
sky is falling by slexenskee reviews
but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Paper Fan by Orodruin reviews
Kakashi was messed up before he even met his father. An incident during the Chuunin exams gives the Yellow Flash insight into the dark, uncertain history of his young student. Rated for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 4,832 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Picky Eater by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes we all need to watch what we eat. Sadly, this rule eludes our hapless Sasuke. "Irony of Love" sidepiece.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Thirty Six Seconds by Orodruin reviews
Kakashi was frozen, staring at his teammate's corpse. And all he could think about was what a horrible son he had been. Rated for character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Strength of the Fox, Cunning of the Snake by animefan29 reviews
Young Uzumaki Naruto is alone in the world, until who he meets a teacher who can bring out his potential. The Snake Sannin Orochimaru. Powerful Naruto. NarutoX? pairing for the moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,122 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Always There by fowl68 reviews
But you're just the exception to everything, aren't you, teme?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vagabonds by CaptainKase reviews
After Ed and Al are unceremoniously thrown back into Amestris, they find that they are wanted for horrible crimes that they didn't commit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Sunlight On a Broken Column by Dayadhvam reviews
It is just another ordinary day, and all is well. Or: Itachi, before the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Third Impression by LinSetsu reviews
Obito, to his credit had never failed the Graduation Exam.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
A Major Load off my Mind by Wits and the Ditz reviews
I'm pregnant," she said. "With a baby?" he asked. "Yes with a baby! What do you think I'm pregnant with, a monkey!" A funny, cute story about Naruto and Hinata. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Recurring Nightmare by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Naruto keeps on running, chasing Sasuke, but his fingers are always an inch away. No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unopened Letter by agent000 reviews
Al would never read the letter. Ed knew that, but he had to write it anyway. Nostalgia had a way of getting to him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Between the Lines of Love by Twerksie reviews
ShikaIno one-shot. It's going to rain, and there's nothing Shikamaru can do about it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Ninja Art: Dentistry by singeivoire reviews
Defeating enemy ninja is easy, getting rid of a loose tooth is a bit harder. Little Kakashi loses his first baby tooth. Collab with waiting4morning.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
ANBU Naruto, or not? by Titan of Saturn reviews
Short, drabble-ish one shot about Tsunade trying to recruit Naruto for ANBU and encountering some . . . interesting and enlightening reactions from his team.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Tsunade S., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Damages Incurred In the Process of Training by Dayadhvam reviews
She restrained herself out of the goodness of her heart, Sakura told herself. She was not going to beat Sai up just because the hapless boy had managed to insult her again despite her attempts at teaching him something remotely resembling social conduct.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
faded on the blowing of the horn by Dayadhvam reviews
Itachi was not strong enough. In this respect, at least, he knows he is a failure. The Uchiha massacre goes differently. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Tuesdays, as in Team Ten by nazzy and jerkez reviews
Shikamaru remembers getting drunk, passing out and kissing his teammate. And not necessarily in that order — ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
stargazing, hernias, and other voyeuristic things by arabesque05 reviews
The Hyuuga heir and the Uchiha heir and Sai No Last Name all go out for ramen Thursday nights, where they talk of many interesting things. Like Kakashi and Jiraiya approved subjects. Not all of which are conducive to sanity. [crack!fic of Team 7 love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Dinner For Two by juliagulia1017 reviews
[AU giftfic for Noctalis Noctis.] Being hired to create a meal for Uchiha Sasuke and his special lady friend aren't high on Hinata Hyuuga's list of things to do, especially when she harbors feelings for her handsome customer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Her Backpack by Goku's Daughter reviews
After coming back to Soul Society, Rukia loses her possessions. Ordered to retrieve her items, Renji goes through her backpack from the living world and learns what she cherished the most. [IchiRuki]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Precious People by checkerbloom reviews
What do Yondaime, Kakashi and Jiraiya keep fighting for?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
Lady Killer by Orodruin reviews
The Yellow Flash is late for a meeting with his team. The two Genin and one Chuunin decide to go see just what their sensei is up to at Masaki's cafe. Rated for Nearly Nakedness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Laundry Day by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Kakashi's Very Important Task by Orodruin reviews
Now that he's turned four, Kakashi can do a lot of things. After managing to convince his father that he's no longer a child, Sakumo assigns him a very important task while he's gone. Kakashi finds it to be a little more difficult than he thought.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rule for Children by LinSetsu reviews
Hatake Sakumo teaches his son how to kill in order to live. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
The Greatest Adventures of Hatake Kakashi! by Orodruin reviews
It started as a straightforward mission: catch the kidnappers that plague the town of Kusanagai. However, when a 6 year old Kakashi's role of playing the bait to draw the kidnappers out goes horribly right, things keep getting worse!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,825 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
His Back by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
A father's back is more important to his children than his face. For RoyFan33 and totallyinlovewithed. NONYAOI Roy and Edward
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hysteria by HauntedAngel reviews
“I tried, Sakurachan. I tried to be good enough for them. But it’s never enough, is it? I’m just a monster. I’m just a monster.” Naruto finally snaps. [One Shot][Character Deaths]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Uncomfortably Close by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
Karma has come to collect on Edward Elric's overdue debt. Can Roy and his fellow soldiers find him before time runs out? Warning: Darkfic contains character neardeath. NON YAOI Roy and Edward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Winter Night Dance by Lady Ava reviews
Ed is attending the annual military ball with Winry as his date. Will he be able to enjoy his evening with her or will something haunting the back of his mind stop him from telling her how he really feels about her? RomanceAngst. EdxWinry & RoyxRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,306 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 195 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Beneath the Surface by Galaxia Alpha reviews
One Shot. Ichigo always wears a shirt at the beach. Why? A look into the way Ichigo and Rukia relate to each other.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Visiting Hours by Akino Ame reviews
Manga, after chapter 236. The mission has failed, and wounds need healing. Visiting hours are open at the Hidden Leaf Hospital so that some loved ones can offer comfort to those in need.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 566 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Way by Ariana Deralte reviews
Hatake Kakashi never realized there would be so many obstacles on his way to graduating and becoming a ninja. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Hiatus by Aryanne reviews
It's old news. Ino and Shikamaru. Shikamaru and Ino. Yeah. It's old news. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,141 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Technicolor by Asuka Kureru reviews
Angst. Sasuke always dreams his what ifs in technicolor. During the three years lull, no pairing, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Not a SasuHina by Asuka Kureru reviews
This is definitely not a SasuHina. Drabble, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Reflections Upon The Snow by Grasshopper reviews
Sasuke has always had one constant in his life... [Sasuke x Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
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The Red Slash reviews
In a life where a small boy has already experienced possibly all the harsh cruelties of the world, things take a different turn. For the better, that is. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto is not your typical genin. [AU, ANBU!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,327 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Naruto U.
Dying reviews
What if Yukio HAD shot Rin in the classroom that day? What would've happened, then? [AU, T for language]
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Rin O.
Temple Run reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is not what everybody thinks he is. A burden of his childhood weighs on his shoulders and secrets accumulate - until he can no longer hold it all in. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Forgive, Never Forget reviews
Hello…well, whoever found this: I'm leaving. I'm leaving the village, and you can't stop me-I guess what I'm trying to say is: Bye. In the end it seems I put my trust into everybody's hands too easily. Don't try to find me. …let's just say, I'll kill you before it gets that far. I hope I never see any of you again. -Uzumaki Naruto [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Turmoil Back Home reviews
Ed and Al have finally returned back to Resembool, but is Winry still waiting for Ed?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
October 3rd reviews
Small entries for each year on October 3rd-an October 3rd tribute.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
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