Name: Dragon De La Muerte (Dragon of Death)
Attack On Titan
I find it really weird that the Sannin are revered for losing a three on one fight. They survived the fight because Hanzo allowed it not becasue of their skills. Yet everyone seems to be in awe of them whenever they meet a Sannin. Jiraiya is a perverted man who openly admits to his peeping of women when they are bathing or relaxing in hotsprings. Tsunade is an alchoholic and fears blood despite being a medic nin and a ninja. She also left the village because her younger brother and her lover died defending the village yet she becomes the hokage. Orochimaru performed sick experiments on people and assassinated the Kazekage and the Hokage. The Sannin should not be revered, they are famous for losing a three on one fight.
Ichigo needs to fight like a man he doesn't ever fight to kill even though that's exactly what will happen to him if he loses. All the other soul-reapers attempt to kill their opponents immediately. In my opinion Ichigo should man up grow a pair and kill the enemy he's also a whiny little bitch. He fought in a war yet he still acts like a little bitch. If i were Ichigo I'd man up and start fighting to kill not disable. There is no point in mercy if you die because of it.
I hate the fanfics where Naruto destroys jutsu scrolls because he hates the yondaime. who cares it will make you stronger, see it as the tool it is not heritage or his jutsu.
Minato is such a bad ass he can take time to stop and write a letter to his son while a giant demon fox is attacking his village. If you have time to write a motherfucking letter you have time to find a different way to stop the demon fox. Heavy Sarcasm.
In the chunin preliminary fights Rock Lee uses the Eight Gates technique. In a fucking preliminary match! The technique is extremely stressful on the body and when a person uses all eight gates they die. What kind of fucking moron teaches the technique to a genin? Also what kind of a dipshit of a genin uses it in a situation that is not life or death?
It was with great caution Harry took the offered parcel, he even used his knife to slice through the wrappings. The shimmering material the parcel held drew an audible gasp from Sirius. "Harry, that's your father's invisibility cloak. He got it from his father, it's been in the Potter family for generations..."
His face could have been carved from stone but Harry was living up to the twins' billing. The young centurion's eyes were like diamonds, diamonds that were cutting into an uncomfortable Dumbledore. "Can I ask how this came to be in your possession, Headmaster Dumbledore?"
For the life of him Albus couldn't understand the hostility that was simply pouring off the lad, what had he done wrong this time? "I asked your dad if I could borrow the cloak to study it, I never got the chance to return it..."
At that, Harry turned his back on the headmaster. He needed information from his godfather. "Sirius, my father says my mum and dad were a very smart couple, would you agree with that?"
"Your dad was very smart Harry, but your mum was simply brilliant."
"Then please help me understand, Sirius, because this makes them appear like a couple of idiots. Why would these two clever people give up a potentially life-saving tactical advantage, just so Albus bloody Dumbledore could study it?" Harry's hostility had switched to absolute fury, and only one person had any hope of containing the explosion.
His best friend had her hand back on his arm and speaking in the gentlest voice she could. "Harry, we don't understand what you're trying to say. Can you explain..."
He seemed transported to another time and place, it was also as if he and Hermione were the only two people in the entire world. Quick as a flash, Harry had the cloak around her shoulders.
"Lily, take Harry and go! It's him! Go! Run! I'll hold him off..."
Hermione was instantly caught up in the moment too, mesmerised by the intensity in those green eyes. "I...I don't think I can leave you...you can't ask me that..."
"You must, our son will need one of us..."
Harry's forehead was now resting on Hermione's as he pleaded with her, before leaning back and flicking the cloak's hood up. Hermione may have disappeared but no one was looking in her direction anyway, all eyes were on Harry.
It took three attempts before Sirius managed to get his throat to actually make some noise. "Dear Merlin, Harry, do you remember that night?"
The young lad was bereft of emotion as he glacially answered his godfather with words he'd not spoken since being a scared little child, being wakened from a nightmare. "Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry! - Stand aside you silly girl … stand aside now. - Not Harry, please no, take me, kill me instead ... Not Harry! Please … have mercy … have mercy… " - Harry Crow Chapter 24
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate."
"Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."
"It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us."
"I did the cleaning spell. I swear I did. When we walked in. I did the spell, I even used my wand. . ." he said, pulling it out. He gave it a wave, and it turned into a rubber chicken. The Gryffindors were laughing, but James was beyond angry. Occlumency didn't suppress his anger, something that rarely happened.
"What did you do?" he demanded. With a rugged breath, he realized how much his leg hurt. He looked down to realize that it was still in a cast. He probably re-broke it jumping over the table and running on it. His adrenaline was running out, making him aware of the pain. Over years, he had become so used to casts that he usually forgot they were on, often resulting in painful consequences.
"Sorry, mate, but we had to," Ron Weasley said, laughing. "You just left your wand in your back pocket. You were asking for it."
James started towards him, angrily limping; yet ready to rip the imbeciles head off. He pulled the red head out of his chair, and pushed him against the wall. The boy looked shocked, but it turned to anger and embarrassment within seconds.
"Was that little girl asking for it when she found herself surrounded by dried blood?" James asked, pulling Ron away from the wall but quickly slamming him into it again. "Do you know what that blood was? That blood had the power to turn men into werewolves!"
"She's just a Slytherin," Ron said, shrugging.
"Just a Slytherin?" James asked, fighting the urge to deck the immature boy. "You're at war, you pathetic excuse for a man! That is a little girl! How would you feel if it was your sister, your mother, your girlfriend? She's a person too, you ignorant maggot. Do you understand nothing of the human mind? Only when you dehumanize a group can you kill them without regret. She's just a Slytherin! They're just muggles! He's just a Jew, they're just fags, they're just barbarians, it's only an entire village of pagans! They're just heretics!" James bellowed. "I want you to tell me what is wrong with Slytherins!"
By now, most of the Hall was full. Dumbledore looked like he didn't know whether or not to interfere. He had sent Hermione to take the little girl to the Hospital Wing, but after that, he was lost on what to do.
"They're evil! They kill people!" Ron said defiantly.
"Evil is human nature! Aside from that, what you just said is a simple minded stereotype. On top of that, many people you know, respect, and love have killed people. People who you call Dark are not all that different from you. They fight for their cause, they die for their cause, they believe in their cause. You just happen to have different causes. Imagine that," James said coldly.
"You don't understand, you yank! She's just a Slytherin! We hate them!" In a blur of movement, James had his gun out of the holster in his hand, and he brained the boy with it. James would swear he saw the brown eyes rolling around like a cartoon.
"And you're just an ignorant piece of filth. I hate them," James said. "Discriminating against a group of people who have only one thing in common, well, that's something Voldemort would do," James said, just loud enough for his voice to carry around the hall. He dropped Ron and walked away, holstering his gun. - Prodigy ChipmonkOnSpeed
"Father," began Luna. Hermione had never seen her like this before. She always knew Luna as kind and caring. "I recall you teaching me that love is kind, that love is not arrogant and does not act unbecomingly. That love does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices in the truth. That love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things. I do not wish to learn from you that the love you practiced is not that which you preached." - Something Wicked This Way Comes
"Is God willing to prevent evil but not able?
Then he is not Omnipotent
Is he able but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he able and willing?
Then from whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him god?"
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful
It may be necessary temporarily to accept a lesser evil, but one must never label a necessary evil as good.
"What's done in the dark will come to the light."
Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight, even though the ruler forbid it; if fighting will not result is victory, then you must not fight, even at the ruler's bidding." -Sun Tsu
Some legends are born. Some legends are made. Some legends just are.
Most Hated Naruto Characters: From dracohalo117
Namikaze Minato/Yondaime Hokage (I hate him...I FUCKING UTTERLY LOATH HIM...what kind of father use his son as a Demon container...ok I would say he had no choice...wait...he DID...his freaking WIFE and she was DYING I if I may add has OFFERED to take the Kyuubi down with her to give them more time to plan for the Kyuubi...but nooooooo...he HAD to freaking refuse because he was freaking TOO idealistic to see what his family need...his son NEED him since his mother is dying...but what did he say...he can't take her place as a parent or something like that...WTF...dude...you are his father if I was him I would have grabbed this chance...true I would have been devastated by my wives Death...but I would give it my all to raise my son and ensure he have at least a happy life, ...since he knew there was no choice but to contain the Kyuubi once more...he could have Hiruzen done the Sealing while he helped on putting the other Seals.)
Umino Iruka ( THE MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD, HE WAS THE FUCKING REASON PREVENTING THE SERIES FROM HAVING A BADDASS NARUTO, I HATE HIM AS MUCH IF NOT MORE THAN THAT WRETCHED EXCUSE OF A FATHER)
Sarutobi Hiruzen (the senile old shit have done shitloads of mistake regarding Naruto...he's the Hokage for godsake HIS WORD IS LAW while I would respect his Shinobi prowess but his judgment is really down these days)
Jiraiya (Minato and Kushina made their worst mistake in appointing this shameless perverted Idiot as Naruto's Godfather...he fucking abandoned him to the wolves only to return twelve years later...I respect him as a Shinobi and only that...anything else he is lower than scum in my eyes)
Hatake Kakashi (another lower than scum that he is trying to redeem himself WAY to late in my eyes)
I agree with everything dracohalo117 said.
I'm sorrythat I bought you rosesto tell you that I like you
I'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorryThat I'm not cute enoughto be "your guy"
I'm sorryThat I am actually nice;not a jerk
I'm sorryI don't have a huge bank accountto buy you expensive things
I'm sorryI like to spend quality nights at homecuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorryI would rather make love to you then just screw youlike some random guy.
I'm sorryThat I am always the one you need to talk to,but never good enough to date
I'm sorryThat I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorryThat I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorryIf I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorryIf I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorrythat you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorryIf you read this and know somebody like thisbut don't care
But most of all
I'm sorryFor not being sorry anymore
I'm sorryThat you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorryI can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is goodenough to make it in your world.
I'm sorryI caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorryThat I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorryThat I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm SorryThat I cared
I'm sorrythat I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you agree post it on you profile.
"When the forest has grown diseased and corrupt, a cleansing brushfire comes to sweep the debris away as ashes and let the tree grow once more. It would seem that the fire has arrived. I have just received the confirmation from the Daimyo for my request to institute a state of martial law. It seems my reasoning proved satisfactory.Until such a time as I or any of my successors deem it necessary to be reestablished, I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato, do declare this Council disbanded!"- The Blind Eye Sees All
"Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet." - Terry Pratchett
When life give you lemons, punch it in the face and take some apples.(Seize the day, motherfuckers!) - DevilKeys Writing
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki)
'And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin ispride that apes humility' – Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Sir Winston Churchill
There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever. – Alfred Hitchcock
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
"Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
impossible is just a word people use to make themselves feel better when they give up.
"I can picture in my mind's eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it"- Jack Handy
"Vengeance begets nothing but more pain and loneliness," Riiyu Namikaze Back and Again : Rewritten
"Though I walk through the Shadow of the Valley of Death I will fear no evil, fore I am the Baddest motherfucker in the Valley." -JMD-009's fanfic 'Divided We Stand'
"Fate is Fickle, Destiny is Insane, and Karma is a Bitch. Shut up and get to work." -Itachi Uchiha, from the fanfic Aria of the Moonless Night by Hector Enix
"As a very wise man once said, there's no such thing as 'overkill,' only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'" -The Nighthawk Chronicles, by fanfic author Cyclone
"Kill one to warn a hundred" -Chinese proverb
A poor workman always blames his tools
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile be warned it is sad:
My name is Sarah I am but three,My eyes are swollen I cannot see,I must be stupid I must be bad,What else could have made my daddy so mad?I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.I can't speak at all I can't do a wrongOr else I'm locked up all the day longWhen I awake I'm all aloneThe house is dark; my folks aren't home.When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonightDon't make a sound! I just heard a carMy daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.I hear him curse; my name he callsI press myself against the wall.I try and hide from his evil eyesI'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,He says its my fault that he suffers at work.He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,I finally get free and I run for the door.He's already locked it and I start to bawl,He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken."I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too lateHis face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.The hurt and the pain again and againOh, please God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end!And he finally stops and heads for the door,While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.My name is Sarah and I am but three,Tonight my daddy, murdered me.
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.I am one of the lucky one, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!
A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal.
A little too late, is much too late.German Proverb
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion.Chinese Proverb
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't know.English Proverb
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain
Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR)
"Vision...? What would you know about my vision? My vision would shatter the world you have come to understand, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you and everybody else who have dared to follow suit. Now ask yourself, are you ready to see that vision?" - Unknown
: Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I've always feared that you would become that which you fought against. You walk the edge of that abyss every night, but you haven't fallen in and I thank heaven for that.
"Excuse me, who are you?"
"A man in a fox mask, ma'am."
"No, I mean who are you?"
"Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a fox mask."
"Anymore more foolish questions or are you all spent?" Naruto said.
"Sometimes there are no words...no clever quotes to neatly sum up what's happened that day. Sometimes...the day...just...ends." - Unknown
When you seek revenge, dig two graves, one for your enemy and one for yourself.
Evil only flourishes when good men do nothing.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
"For what is a villain without the hero to oppose him?"
- Luna Lovegood
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push
"How do you catch the attention of an officer? You start killing all of his men."
15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
6) Don't use any punctuation
7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10) Sing along at the opera.
11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"
14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Insanity is an art form because only those select few have the ability to remain sane while being insane.
Insanity is fun.
Naruto had fucking pulled a star from the sky and had it destroy a village. Naruto The Black Mage
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
“Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.”
- Jacob M. Braude
Sasuke shrugged. "I was spying on you when you met him." Naruto narrowed his eyes at him, releasing a tiny bit of his killing intent. "You were spying on me, bitch? It is against the law to spy on a comrade, Uke-chan, and I could turn you in to the Hokage for that."
Sasuke shook from the killing intent, and tried, stupidly, to backtalk. "Yeah, you do that, and the council will drop it."
Naruto nodded. "You make a valid point, sir. May I offer a rebuttal? Go fuck yourself with a cactus." - BLACKLIGHT Ninja
"Oh Kami, bless thy almighty pimp hand, so that this errant ho may find her way back from ho-dom!" he shouted, then back-handed Sakura across the face. "Stop it, ho!" - BLACKLIGHT Ninja
Harry however, was beginning to grow a bit more concerned at what Cedric had mentioned. Calling a potentially threatening group 'pacified' was never a good sign. The Royal Army said that about the American Colonials before Lexington, the Zulus before Isandlwana, and the Boers prior to Ladysmith. Even more famously, the Yanks made the claim about the Sioux in 1876 at a place the Native Americans called 'Greasy Grass' (the white men knew it better as the Little Big Horn), and then there was the matter of the Vietnamese just before the Tet holidays in 1968.
One Wizard Too Many
Zaraki-taicho - You are not one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. - Despite claims to the contrary, it is obvious that you are a very intelligent individual. It takes a great deal of time, planning and research to pull off your latest stunt. To scour Hueco Mundo for lesser Hollows that look like monsterous horses, all in very specific colors, must have taken quite a bit of patience. We are aware that there was a minor scuffle over who would have the red Hollow-horse, but find it very appropriate that Kusajishi-fukutaicho took on the role of War, even if she only wanted it because red is close to pink and it reminds her of the freshly spilt blood of her enemies. We hope that Madarame has recovered from his injuries, but feel we must point out that his white Hollow-horse was very red itself by the time he finished bleeding all over it. Also, ignoring the methods by which you enforce order among your division, we must thank you for making Ayasegawa wash the glitter off his black Hollow-horse, despite how "unattractive" and "plain" it may have been. Hanging the severed heads of Arrancar, expressions frozen in horror, from the horns of your pale Hollow-horse was also a very effective tactic for spreading terror throughout the ranks of the enemy. (We will refrain from asking why or where you keep the heads of your defeated enemies.) While Seireitei cannot officially condone your methods, I feel that it must be said: When the four of you leapt out of that Senkaimon on horseback, waving your Zanpakuto overhead, with the entirety of the Eleventh Division on your heels, all letting out battle cries the likes of which have not been heard since the dawn of time, we feel quite certain that Aizen shat himself. On behalf of all of Soul Society, I thank you.- Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies
Kurosaki-taicho - If, after several minutes of embarrassingly one-sided combat in which you have not even drawn your zanpakuto, your opponent begs you to please just kill him, the proper response is a quick dispatching blow, not "Hell no! I'm having too much fun beating on you!"