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Joined 11-22-10, id: 2626265, Profile Updated: 08-03-11
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello. I sort of wonder if anybody (besides me) ever bothers reading these things. Oh well.

What you care about: I write fanfiction. Specifically, I write they-probably-shouldn't-be-together-but-they-are-and-somehow-it-works fanfiction. For instance, I'm all about the Draco/Hermione pairing. I'm also a big fan of Lilly/Snape as long as it stays true to canon (ie, sad endings for them). Lucius/Narcissa when they have personalities. Puckleberry, Brittana, St. Berry from Glee as well as Quinn. Really, I just ship Quinn as a person. Jereth/Sarah from Labyrinth. Finnick/Annie, Clove/Cato, Wiress/Beetee and Toast from The Hunger Games. I'll update this when I think of more.

I listen to too much music, read too much poetry, and talk about both far too frequently. I write books and screenplays and I blog. Mostly, though, I just sit around being awesome and idolizing Jamie Bell (it's a sickness).


!!!Announcements!!!

08-04-2011: I'm back.

05-30-2011: Hey. Life is kind of rocky right now (and has been for quite a while now). Things aren't happening the way they're supposed to and I am afraid that I don't presently have the time necessary to devote to this. Thus, I am officially taking a break from posting here. Sorry, guys. I love you all very very much, but if life was a sink-or-swim type of thing, I'd be drowning.

03-13-2011: Ahahah. Funny story. See, I go to school. School is a lot of work. I am poor. I have job. Job is a lot of work. I have martial art. Martial art is a lot of work. What does all this lot of work mean? I have no time to update fanfiction! HURRAY! Thankfully, I had a break this week, and that meant that I had two days to devote completely to writing. Which I did. The result? I have enough new stuff to post a new dramione chapter/piece (and one extraneous one that I'll publish at some point but isn't even HP, so who really cares?) once a week for the rest of the month (three more updates in the foreseeable future). YAY! No guarantees after that, but know that I love you all more than school/job/martial art, and if my future/ability to eat wasn't riding on at least two of those, I would spend more time here. Unfortunately, I cannot eat fanfiction and fanfiction cannot employ me after I graduate. It also can't defend me in a dark alley, but who's counting? Hugs, kisses, and infinite love!

01-26-2011: My darlings! I just discovered that TWO PEOPLE WHO I DO NOT KNOW were talking about me on tumblr! I must say that it was probably the most proud of myself I have ever been. I'm dreadfully sorry I've taken so long to update, but there should be at least one (maybe two) updates soon. They're both mostly done, but I think I should get some sleep before I edit them. Just wanted to convey my thanks!

01-16-2011: Hi, kids. So, here's the deal: I'm back at cool-age (college) again, and that means that I have less time than ever to write. That fact, when coupled with the notion that I am spending roughly 50% of my writing time working on a novel, means that I'm going to be slow with the updates for a while. Now, don't go panicking; I'm still going to get something up once every ten days or so (hopefully less) and I'm not giving up on either of my in-progress stories. If you are hankering to see what I am up to, feel free to check out my blarg (blog): http:// vitreous. tumblr. com/ (remove the spaces, you know the drill). Lots of love and adoration to you all. Uh-huh.

01-05-2011: Happy New Year, all! Apart from updating The Exoneration, I'm trying to think of a better title for it, as the one it currently has is rather off-putting, in my opinion. I've also got something new and different in the works, but I won't add it here until I have more of it written (it's a doozy and I haven't decided if I want it to be a super-long oneshot or in two installments). Just wondering, but, how would you all feel if I added some multimedia to this puppy? You know, a photobucket account dedicated to things/images I use, a youtube playlist, etc?

12-22-2010: Alright. Here's the deal, folks: I'm going on vacation with my family for Christmas. We are going to (drum-roll, please) HARRY POTTER WORLD! Well, alright, THEY are going to Disney World and are sensitive enough to my needs to say, "You go there and we'll go here and we'll meet you back at the hotel," Or something very similar. Anyway, as part of my Harry Potter fanaticism, I can't guarantee that I'll be updating anything until Sunday night or Monday morning as my head may very well explode in confetti and rainbows when I step foot in the synthesized Hogsmeade. That said, I'll try my best to at least get the next chapter of The Exoneration up-- I've got it mostly done in my head and just need to get it out on paper. Sound good? Ok. Happy Christmas (and etc.).

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Drabble Dabbles : DHr by MiHnn reviews
An ongoing collection of drabbles and one-shots based on Draco and Hermione. Various ratings, various lengths, written for various reasons and marked as complete (just because).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,540 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Umber and Toadstools by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paper Cuts and Patchwork Phoenixes by belladonnacullen reviews
When one paragraph just isn't enough... When fade to black's not an option. From planting primroses to Katniss saying "real", the expanded, hopefully inoffensive, unauthorized version. KxP, canon.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Four Stages of Fear by Ceres Vesta reviews
"It is far safer to be feared than loved if you cannot be both." - Niccolò Machiavelli
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Words Peeta Only Says at Night by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Whatever You Want by Glalie773 reviews
"One day, you're going to have to understand Draco Malfoy a little bit better than you do now. I'm not insulting you, it's the truth." Blaise Zabini is truly the best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Holes by artichokehearts reviews
Hermione wakes up every night after having the same dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Homeless by Dairire reviews
"Maybe one thousand six hundred and sixty five steps closer to everyone she's ever loved and she'll be able to breathe."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Candlelit by Dairire reviews
"You seem to shine with a light of your own and as the candlelight spills distorted halos around the crown of your head I'm more convinced than ever that you're a figment of my imagination."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fall For You by shadesofgrey1321 reviews
It has been a year, a long and miserable year. But despite a broken relationship, harsh words and a lifetime’s worth of pain, it’ll be the night of falling in love all over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Universe is a Great and Beautiful Thing by attica reviews
One of the greatest surprises in life is finding out how you’re going to die, and the fact that nobody can ever spoil it for you. COMPLETE. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Wine and Withering Flowers by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Even Moody had cried for the Potters...everyone had. Their tears had wound streams through England. Everyone cried when the Potters died...everyone except James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Piano by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I hate the Gryffindors and their stupid little cliques and the pumpkin juice and having to pretend like everything's okay. I want to play the piano. LilyLucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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A Fear of Wolves reviews
"Do not stray from the path again. There are terrible monsters in these woods that would like nothing more than to devour delicious little girls like you. Run along to your grandmother's house and pray stop for no one." Little Red Riding Hood, retold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Exoneration reviews
Draco is released from Azkaban and has a new lease on life. With Hermione Granger as his parole officer, things change fast for the Pure Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
They Fall in Love reviews
No matter how the story begins, it always ends the same way. They fall in love. Absolutely fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
FortePiano reviews
"He actually didn't like having to sit down at the bench and memorize songs, notes, chords, but he loved the satisfaction he felt when music was played well and there was rarely anyone around who could play piano better than he could." One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Does She See In Him, Anyway? reviews
Why Hermione Granger stays with Draco Malfoy. One-shot. Rated T for mention of grown-up stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rules reviews
Five rules that govern Draco and Hermione's relationship and guide their life together. Canon compliant up until the epilogue. Post-school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete