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Joined 11-22-10, id: 2626265, Profile Updated: 01-25-15
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello. I sort of wonder if anybody (besides me) ever bothers reading these things. Oh well.

What you care about: I like dramione and cats. That's about all that's important about me. Yep.

Note: If I have forgotten to update something you care about or if you just want to say hi, you can find me on Tumblr. I'm Vitreous, sometimes called Lilly. Nice to meet you.


Stay warm out there, whoever you are.

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Drabble Dabbles : DHr by MiHnn reviews
An ongoing collection of drabbles and one-shots based on Draco and Hermione. Various ratings, various lengths, written for various reasons and marked as complete (just because).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 56,225 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tradition by MarigoldStevens reviews
The way one plays the piano says more about them than spoken words ever could. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Umber and Toadstools by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paper Cuts and Patchwork Phoenixes by belladonnacullen reviews
When one paragraph just isn't enough... When fade to black's not an option. From planting primroses to Katniss saying "real", the expanded, hopefully inoffensive, unauthorized version. KxP, canon.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Four Stages of Fear by Ceres Vesta reviews
"It is far safer to be feared than loved if you cannot be both." - Niccolò Machiavelli
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Words Peeta Only Says at Night by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Whatever You Want by Glalie773 reviews
"One day, you're going to have to understand Draco Malfoy a little bit better than you do now. I'm not insulting you, it's the truth." Blaise Zabini is truly the best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Holes by artichokehearts reviews
Hermione wakes up every night after having the same dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Homeless by Dairire reviews
"Maybe one thousand six hundred and sixty five steps closer to everyone she's ever loved and she'll be able to breathe."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Candlelit by Dairire reviews
"You seem to shine with a light of your own and as the candlelight spills distorted halos around the crown of your head I'm more convinced than ever that you're a figment of my imagination."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fall For You by shadesofgrey1321 reviews
It has been a year, a long and miserable year. But despite a broken relationship, harsh words and a lifetime’s worth of pain, it’ll be the night of falling in love all over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Universe is a Great and Beautiful Thing by attica reviews
One of the greatest surprises in life is finding out how you’re going to die, and the fact that nobody can ever spoil it for you. COMPLETE. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 156 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Wine and Withering Flowers by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Even Moody had cried for the Potters...everyone had. Their tears had wound streams through England. Everyone cried when the Potters died...everyone except James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Piano by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I hate the Gryffindors and their stupid little cliques and the pumpkin juice and having to pretend like everything's okay. I want to play the piano. LilyLucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Devil, Tower, Star reviews
Hermione would do almost anything to win the war against Voldemort, but after reading a book confiscated from the Malfoy estate, she begins to see that there is a price to pay for the magical and brutal help that she receives. Draco Malfoy, proper heir to the terrible magic and badly broken by war himself, is the only one who seems to have any idea of what is haunting her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,616 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/7 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Fear of Wolves reviews
"Do not stray from the path again. There are terrible monsters in these woods that would like nothing more than to devour delicious little girls like you. Run along to your grandmother's house and pray stop for no one." Fairy Tales, retold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The League reviews
Draco Malfoy takes Pee Wee Quidditch very, very seriously. Scorpius and James eat bugs. Hermione bets Ginny who will throw the first punch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
The Exoneration - ON HIATUS reviews
Draco has just finished serving his sentence in Azkaban. Hermione has just been transferred into a desk job at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement where she is a paper pusher and (sometimes, begrudgingly) a parole officer.When dark events start following the Malfoy heir. Hermione's job and Draco's future are hinging on the unlikely pair's ability to prove Draco's innocence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
No One Proposes to Anyone in this Story reviews
"She wanted to tell me that she heard it from Blaise who heard it from his mother who heard it from my mother's hairdresser that I had asked my mother for her mother's engagement ring because I was planning on proposing to someone." In which Draco does not propose to Hermione. Short. Fluffy. One-shot. Done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2014
They Fall in Love reviews
No matter how the story begins, it always ends the same way. They fall in love. Absolutely fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
FortePiano reviews
"He actually didn't like having to sit down at the bench and memorize songs, notes, chords, but he loved the satisfaction he felt when music was played well and there was rarely anyone around who could play piano better than he could." One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Does She See In Him, Anyway? reviews
Why Hermione Granger stays with Draco Malfoy. One-shot. Rated T for mention of grown-up stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rules reviews
Five rules that govern Draco and Hermione's relationship and guide their life together. Canon compliant up until the epilogue. Post-school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete