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Joined 11-22-10, id: 2626579, Profile Updated: 10-25-12
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Green Lantern, and Harry Potter.

Hi. I’m elquendi. Just like everyone else on this site, I'm attempting to write decent fanfiction. Any constructive criticism I receive is greatly appreciated.

English isn’t my first language, but I’ve been speaking it for so long that it doesn’t really make much difference at this stage. However, I do sometimes have difficulties with colloquialisms and abbreviations, so I’d welcome suggestions on a more natural flow wherever necessary.

I tend to fall back on stereotypes when I write a character I’m not familiar with; after all, they’re there for a reason, right? If you feel that I'm getting too far off the mark, review and tell me so.

I love to read fanfics. In fact my friends say that I read rather too many. Considering that they are mostly read in class, I guess I have to agree. The point is, I know vaguely what a story should be- the problem is getting there. I write slowly, and often get stuck in the middle of a story. Rest assured that it will be finished. Eventually.

Other than English, I speak passable Chinese, and can get by in German, French and Latin. My parents are completely disgusted that I speak a completely foreign language better than the tongue I was born with. :D

Favourite Quotes:

“Mind over matter, ladies; I don’t mind and you don’t matter!”

A quote from possibly my favourite teacher ever. He’s Scottish. He teaches in Australia. Naturally, he has some problems with the weather- unfortunately for us. It certainly takes some getting used to when you walk from a nice comfortable 32*C into a freezing less-than-18*C!

“Why is it that when we talk to God we’re praying- but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?”- Lily Tomlin

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”- Ann Landers

“The only cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”- Ellen Parr

“Australiais an outdoor country. People only go indoors to use the toilet, and that’s only a recent development.”- Barry Humphries

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”- Winston S. Churchill

“故进不求名,退不避罪,唯民是保,而利于主,国之宝也。”- Sun Tzu.

“先暴而后畏其众者,不精之至也。”- Sun Tzu.

Favourite Authors:

Terry Goodkind

Robert Jordan

Matthew Rielly

御我- 御我自白书(
NB: I recently discovered there is a group translating two of Yuwo's works (with permission) into English. If you'd like to have a look, head on over to Prince Revolution () and check them out! It's all about the humour- 'Legend of the Sun Knight' in particular is a very amusing piece of work! :D

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God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,858 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional Travel. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
Seeing is Believing by Whispering Darkness reviews
The one in which Gandalf is nowhere to be found, Bilbo spends more time talking to a Ranger than eating his dinner, Aragorn has to deal with a secretive hobbit and Elladan wishes fervently that his twin and Lord Glorfindel, and, while he's at it, an army of elves was by his side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Complete
In Good Company by fool.0 reviews
This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8021 - Favs: 4,628 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,282 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For by Kelaria reviews
A bumbling Stormtrooper, a passive-aggressive Sith Lord, and a mysterious Nerf herder save the galaxy from the forces of evil!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,053 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
The Changeling by Silver Spider reviews
Jason is awake and aware but half-a-world away from Gotham in enemy hands. He thinks of nothing but escape, but what happens when he meets a certain little boy? Partial AU. Starts of at Red Hood: Lost Days #1 then spins in its own direction. COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Jason T./Red Hood, Damian W./Robin - Complete
A Case of Mistaken Identity by Oneiriad reviews
The real reason why the various aliens stopped visiting Earth... crack-ish.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Airbender's Child: Water by SCWLC reviews
Zuko's father was always disappointed his son wasn't a good enough firebender. His mother was disappointed he was a firebender at all. AU. Part one of a trilogy continued in Airbender's Child: Earth.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,550 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hollow by JennMel reviews
Obi-Wan has always had a secret. And Qui-Gon could not, must not, ever know. If he did, then they would never even make it to Tatooine, let alone deal with the rest to come. One perfect possible future, that's all Obi-Wan needed to achieve...that's all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
These Are All Things You Don't Understand by Novocain reviews
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Antithesis by Annenburg reviews
Kirk is given an assignment he isn't sure he'll ever be able to finish. "What would you have done differently in the situation on Tarsus IV?" His childhood nightmare double-spaced in twelve-point font.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Truth and Nothing But the Truth by Alara Rogers reviews
Q never got his powers back after Deja Q, and now has to adjust to having a human sexuality. But his understanding of human history leaves him terrified of admitting that he's in love with Picard. Unrequited Picard/Q, platonic Data and Q friendship.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Fatherhood by Sakiku reviews
Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Federation Enquirer by Aislin30a reviews
Requested on LJ. After the Narada Incident all parties involved are being stalked by the paparazzi. The crew decide to strike back! These are the top ten funniest/controversial/WTF moments that result. Characters: Whole Dang Crew. Focus on the Main Crew
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,601 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,777 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prince: Degeneration by LadyFangs reviews
First in a Trilogy: The ignorant believe we have no feeling...a false assumption indeed. Ours are greater than any race- emotions we must suppress...If our logic fails...Vulcan fails...for what we bind has the power to destroy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,225 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
The Weapons Master by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The Rangers are expecting a new weapons master. When he arrives, they find him not quite what they bargained for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Legolas, Halbarad - Complete
Five Cases of Contagious Personality by Lady Tragic reviews
It is not unheard of for an empath/telepath, when under severe mental and physical strain, to unconsciously mimic the emotions and personalities of those around them..."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
14 in 15 minutes by LinSetsu reviews
Sasuke went to Orochimaru. Naruto to Jiraiya. Sakura to Tsunade. The ANBU demand the Hound return to the shadows. one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Jester by kayura sanada reviews
One-Shot. It's the war, and though the pilots know one another, no one seems to understand Duo's jester act. When Duo's called upon to prove himself in a solo battle, will the guys bother to save their comrade in time? 1x2
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
The Hard Sell by exiled mind reviews
James Kirk can be very convincing. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Curse of Fate: Outtakes by Mistress Nika reviews
Pervy wandmakers, sudden unexplained metamorphosis, world domination, massive destruction, G Dubbya, a terrified sorting hat, evil/insane Harry, things you absolutely should NOT do at Hogwarts, traumatized Severus and so much more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Year with Q by Morena Evensong reviews
Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 154,373 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Q
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 176 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Whatever Can Go Wrong by Sholio reviews
Babysitting as a teen, Elizabeth learned that when kids are noisy, everything is okay. When they get quiet ... that's when you know they're up to something. Unfortunately, she is about to learn the same is true of scientists.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Planet of the Elvii by Sholio reviews
Introducing Earth pop culture to the Pegasus Galaxy can have unexpected consequences ... as Sheppard's team learns the hard way.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9703 - Favs: 12,680 - Follows: 3,650 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Code by Aduro reviews
AU,6th yr. Draco has a secret, he's a genius. Bill Weasley is teaching Ancient Runes. 6th year brings debate class, mystery, horcruxes,etc full sum inside, not slash, complete, thanks to my beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,436 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Cheating Skills by bite the hand that feeds reviews
In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Rangers of the North by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
Ecthelion of Gondor sends Men to discover the truth about the mysterious Captain Thorongil. Slightly AU with a plethora of Original Characters. Finished.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,977 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Aragorn - Complete
Rubber Sword by Milareppa reviews
AU challenge fic Daniel has a secret life he's worked hard at keeping from the SGC. What will happen when he's forced to reveal it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/22/2004 - D. Jackson - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
The Bridge of (Khazad)'Doom by Ariana Deralte reviews
"What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is the velocity of a speeding Nazgul?"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2002
The Slytherin Kama Sutra by Angie Astravic reviews
Sex education at Hogwarts: After Draco Malfoy has a near-fatal encounter with Dark Magic, Professor McGonagall decides it needs to be taught earlier. Note the R rating. Nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2001 - Published: 11/1/2000
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The Uchiha Curse reviews
The twisting and turning of fate brought two rival clans together in the founding of Konoha- but that didn't mean the fighting stopped! Sixty years later, Konohan rivalry is still going strong. Yondaime era. Kind-of-sequel to 'Team Minato'.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Fatigue reviews
Sometimes your body just stops, and there's nothing you can do to fix it. A series of drabbles on the nature of emotions and Hatake Kakashi's response to their call- because not even the best shinobi can obey rule 25 all of the time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kakashi H.
Magical Logic reviews
Logic? What's 'logic?... We all know Hermione Granger loves logic, but the rest of the wizarding world sees things differently. Based on the thought that "Many of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Team Minato reviews
Team Minato was not always the close-knit team they became. With a crazy sensei and a resentful 9-year-old chuunin as their other half, it's a wonder Team Minato managed to appear as normal as they did! Pre-Kakashi Gaiden. No spoilers. Kind-of-prequel to 'The Uchiha Curse'.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Green Lantern Corps reviews
A bit of partying now and then wouldn't be so bad, but SURELY the Corps has better things to do?
Green Lantern - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Hope reviews
Hope- because even in the worst of times, there's always something to look forward to. Sometimes Kakashi thinks it's all too much. Sometimes all it takes is one magical moment to make all the pain worthwhile.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Lonliness is not just an emotion reviews
It's a state of being. When one is told every day that they're worthless, they can't help but start to believe it's true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U.
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