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Joined 11-23-10, id: 2626954, Profile Updated: 09-01-11
Author has written 6 stories for Dragon Age.

Dragon Age & ME addicted, Alistair, Kaiden & Fenris fixated, fan fiction relative newbie! Also might read/review books, love my husband, cats, and try to forget how close to 40 I am. I might do assorted crafts too :)

Am also on Deviant Art as Teeliana (http://teeliana.deviantart.com/) with additional non Fanfic witterings.

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In My Life by Letticiae reviews
AU where the Alenkos decide to foster a sixteen-year-old girl after an Alliance patrol led by Kaidan's father rescues her on Mindoir. Shenko. From pre-ME1 to post-ME3. New cover art featuring an all grown-up Lisa Mae Shepard by gravity-zero.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 227,171 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [Shepard (F), Kaidan A.] D. Anderson, Emily W.
Chains of Blue by Wyldehart reviews
Lyrium. Templars take it to fuel their powers against mages. It is highly addictive, however, and quitting can leave a Templar riddled with nightmares, severe headaches, visions from the past coupled with great thirst and delirium. Cullen has chosen to cease taking it and now he is sent, unwillingly, on a "vacation" with the Inquisitor to get over the worst withdrawals. NSFW!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Cullen, Inquisitor
The Spirit of Redemption by Myetel reviews
The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 162 - Words: 3,404,794 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Soulmates by Erynnar reviews
The archdemon is slain, Alistair lies dead, or does he? And the last Grey Warden must fight Queen Anora with the help of her friends. Swoopers and Zev lovers rejoice, you get your cake and eat it too. An AU after the Blight tale.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 328,059 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
Time Warp by megglesnake reviews
An AU version of DA events. The year is 2009 and Ferelden is faced with a blight. Can modern tech help Major Jessica Cousland and her scooby gang stop the archdemon before the world is destroyed? Rated M for violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,846 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Cousland
Stray by Fluid Consciousness reviews
Aedan Cousland gave his life to slay the archdemon. Alistair is king. He isn't sure if he's up to the task. Eamon thinks he knows someone that can help.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,427 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Alistair, Cousland
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,590 - Reviews: 5078 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
Risking Nonexistence by Ygrain33 reviews
An alternate ME3 ending, because EDI's development should matter. Rated for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2013 - EDI, Shepard (M)
When Two Are One by RewindedMiracle reviews
"If things were perfect, we wouldn't have met." Blossoming love with a little trial and error. AU! Rating changed to M for future content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,779 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Kirkwallop by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Random DA2 drabbles with no particular rhyme or reason. Rated M only because Hawke has a potty mouth.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
The Heart of the Leader by Kira Tamarion reviews
AU: Siobhan Cousland, wife of Gareth MacTir brother of Queen Anora. Siobhan is Teyrna to his Teyrn. Now she is The Warden and he is leading the Chasind. Together will they change the face of Ferelden? A look at love, leadership & family during the blight
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 183,742 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Cousland - Complete
The Count of Monte Antivo by Isabella Monroe reviews
This is the Ferelden story of the Count of Monte Cristo which will be loosely based on both the movie and the book. It's a dark tale, but fear not this romantic at heart writer loves a happy ending. It will mostly be told through Alistair's POV.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,107 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
The Rescue by Sia Later reviews
It's been months since Alistair left for Weisshaupt and even the letters have stopped. Moira Surana sets off to rescue her king with Zevran. femSurana/Alistair, femSurana/Zevran. Rated M for violence, language... and well, it's Zevran.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 139,613 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Surana, Zevran A. - Complete
World Spins Madly On by Jinx1983 reviews
AU- This is the flip-side version of A Girl In King Alistair's Court - Alistair, drunk and distraught, wanders Ferelden in an intoxicated stupor, only to somehow be magically transported to present day New York. Rated M for later.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,249 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Alistair
When Life Takes Hold by The Lilacgirl reviews
After the destruction of the Chantry, Anders was sure he was as good as dead. But even as he lay dying, abandoned by Hawke, he quickly realizes that his help with the Mage's plight is far from over. Learning that he and Justice are not as bound as he firs
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,196 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Anders
The Littlest Mage by The Lilacgirl reviews
Mia loves her Anders very much and she does not care what anyone says about it. Being a Warden wasn't anything she expected it to be, but as long as he was with her she was happy. *Fun little story, straight from the crazy corners of my mind.*
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Anders, Zevran A.
Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Isabella Monroe reviews
DA2 SPOILERS - This story will begin half way through Act III. It is the sequel to Mirror Images so Tristen, Sabrina and Alistair will be in the story, but it will mostly focus on Anders and FHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,132 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Another Time, Another Life by Pinoko K reviews
The fifth blight ended centuries ago, another was overdue. Alistair Theirin and Samantha Cousland found themselves onboard the Griffon, fighting the new threat. Somehow it felt like they might have done it before. DA story with Mass Effect spin.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,588 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Alistair, Cousland
The taint by KCousland reviews
When two very unconventionnal scholars combine their knowledge of the darkspawn taint, the consequences could be life-shattering for Alistair and his queen. This story takes place after Awakening
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,635 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Shades of Grey by Miri1984 reviews
Aedan Cousland orders Alistair executed and marries Anora in order to Rule Ferelden after the Blight. But plans go awry and sometimes you can't predict the outcomes of your own actions. Rated M for sex and Violence. Darker than most of my fics! Cover Art by Cave-Fatuam
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,705 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alistair, Leliana - Complete
Mirror Images by Isabella Monroe reviews
Alistair left Sabrina to marry Anora when the Warden conscripted Loghain. Now the Warden is rebuilding the Wardens with someone who looks remarkable like the King of Ferelden.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,477 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Here Without You by Dasque reviews
Five years after the defeat of the Archdemon, Alistair and Elissa are brought together by a common threat, and must try to know each other again in the roles of their new lives.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 152,577 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
No Armor Against Fate by mille libri reviews
When honor and happiness go in different directions, how do you salvage yourselves from the parting? Alistair/Fem Aeducan. Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,631 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Alistair, Aeducan - Complete
Beginnings by Miri1984 reviews
Prequel to "Consequences" follows in game events. Miranda Cousland finds herself one of the only two grey wardens in Ferelden during a Blight and must lead her party to victory against the darkspawn. Rated M for sex scenes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Consequences by Miri1984 reviews
Set twenty-five years after the blight, King Alistair and Queen Miranda set out for the deep roads, leaving their son as King. Spoilers for DAO and DAO:A
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Choices by Miri1984 reviews
Human circle mage finds herself presented with a series of moral choices and needs a little bit more than guidance from one of her party members.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alistair, Amell
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Ever Watchful reviews
Morrigan watches...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Morrigan, Alistair - Complete
Impossible Dreams reviews
Lyssa Cousland, ex-circle mage and Hero of Ferelden marries the King after some sneakiness on his part. Friends become family and soon there will be new additions. Can Alistair keep everyone, including the woman he desperately loves, alive and well.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,428 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
All that Glisters reviews
AU. Alistair and Raelyn arrive back in Denerim after escaping Fort Drakon. Waiting for them is an intriguing proposal that no one could have guessed...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Alistair, Mahariel
Blood Tithe reviews
A short poem about the Blight
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
A Little Rod reviews
One shot story for the Cheeky Monkeys Rod Challenge. A glimpse of Alistair and Lyssa back during the blight.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Alistair - Complete
The Rose reviews
A One shot short story, set after the defeat of the Archdemon.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Mahariel, Alistair