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Joined 11-23-10, id: 2627017, Profile Updated: 06-08-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

HELLO!! :D Welcome to my profile! Here i am about to give you too much information on my life!!! I love anime and videogames. Those things are my best friends. :3 Anyway, my favorite anime is Hetalia! I LOVE, LOVE, LOOVVEEEE, Romano!!!! X3 Lol...I really like the fanfiction Shatter by Cryou should read it...and... BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA, DA? J

MORE ABOUT ME (you stalkers)

My current obsession: Hetalia, Nabari no ou, Soul Eater, Guilty Crown

country: PROUDLY AMERICAN!!! >:D we have hamburgers and kickass planes. :3

Updated: 6/9/12, 12:37 AM

Mood: Kinda happy/sad?

Notes: coooookies

current project: On my other account...im sorry. :/

Song:Tower by Megurine Luka

Likes: Hetalia, VOCALOID, Kyo Kara Maou!, Vampire Knight, Kamichama Karin (don't ask ok? -_-'), Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, Toradora, Special A, and... OOH, OOH! And Romano. :3 and Sora from kingdom hearts too.

Age: Xion

Best Friends: ummm...my computer? My IPod? uhhhhh...yeah...and dandere-girl...she's my buddy...and a couple of other people who i cant put up here...AND LOVI!!! :D

Current ideas for fanfictions: My true Feelings, What He Didn't Deserve, Spiral, I Need You Still, and Separated. (Yeah...have a LOT of ideas...um most are itacest... -_-)[1/8/12:All of these have changed :/]


"I don't need a weapon! My friends are my power!"

-sora kingdom hearts


-Romano(Lovino) Vargas/ South Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers English dub


-me, i don't even know -_-'


-Axel from 'Axel's a cucumber'

"Hey Germany! Check it cool! This is my big brother Romano! Isn't he shizzy?"

"Hmph. Germany. A pleasure."

"I'm the northern half, and he's the southern half! We were raised separately and he got to spend more time with our big brother Spain, so he's become sort of a dick! Say hello to my little (lol Germany isn't little) friend!" (This is the end of the English dub)

"Eat bullets you potato freak." (This is the Japanese to English translation so it's nicer...)

-Episode 7 part where Romano meets Germany.

"Germany, Germany, Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I'm their prisoner, they give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food, sausages with cheeses, they all taste so good, it'd be heaven for a dog, yeah that's Germany. But tell me, why must you all be so robust, you're crushing me with your intimidation, My fragility causes me to weep out of fear, your women terrify me, is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and than smash it over somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs-'German tourists are scary!'- You're women are more manly than I am! Yahoo"

-Italy's song to Germany (and I did that all from memory so HA! >:D)

"Thinking of you wherever you are, we pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I must step forward and realize this wish, and who knows? Starting a new journey may not be that hard, or maybe, it's already begun...there are many worlds, but they all share the same sky, one sky, one destiny."

-Kairi's letter, I'm that much of a fan that I memorized it. >:3 (even if i don't like kairi...)



FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.

BESTFRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.

BESTFRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

BESTFRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BESTFRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BESTFRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BESTFRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BESTFRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BESTFRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BESTFRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.



[UPDATE: 6/9/12: This account is going to be unresponsive starting today. I won't be continuing any of my stories and I apologize. However I've been writing on my other account where i ship different pairings (Asakiku, Ameripan, USUK, PruCan mainly. :/) If u want to go look at it, here's a link. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2722016/Dont_call_me_eyebrows

If u don't care, and will just continue reading my itacest fics, then thank you very much still. I hope you understand and have an awesome day.


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Hard Life by Yami Ryo reviews
Alfred would do Anything for his brother. Crossdress? Check. Work at a French Perv's Restaurant? Check. Pose as his mother? Check. Fall in Love? Che-wait... What! (hiatus)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 2/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, America
Muted by Hanamachi Lilith reviews
It's been three years since that accident changed her whole life. Lost her voice and ran away. Now in a cruel twist of fate, Kagamine Rin will meet the people she has been avoiding again, who don't know it's her, what will she do? *Editing.*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,412 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Rin K., Len K., Kaito S., Miku H.
Blood & Lies by Random-Crap-To-The-Rescue reviews
Romano had always been able to see it- the blood that stained others hands. Feliciano had always been able to hear it- the lies that coated others sickly sweet voices. Italy as a whole wasn't as stupid as most thought. Two-Shot. I do not own Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Bodyswap by Shiva491 reviews
England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,970 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Standing Alone by Don't-call-me-eyebrows reviews
Kiku Honda envies Arthur Kirkland, the most popular boy in school. But after a surprise meeting, is everything as it seems? Asakiku, High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - England/Britain, Japan
Ballare by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Romano didn't know when he could no longer hate Germany. Maybe it was when he found the hidden secret that Germany was actually a girl and he was entwined with her secret. And slowly love starts to bloom on the dance floor. Eventual aly On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany
Have You Forgotten by xIkuna reviews
Arthur and Alfred are best friends, but after a major fight they stop speaking to each other. Then, Arthur mysteriously vanishes. After 11 years they finally meet again, but Arthur has no memory of him. AU/USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,950 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, England/Britain
Dreams Aren't Real by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Ludwig has been having weird dreams lately. Of someone called Italy and calling him Germany. But those are just dreams right? They and the people in them aren't real right? On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,456 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010
Happily Ever After by Rizumaki reviews
He doesn't remember me. Who would want to? I'm just a shell, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - England/Britain, America
The Diary of the Otaku Me by ringosatou17 reviews
Gakuen!Hetalia AU. Kiku Honda is a straight-laced, no-nonsense type of guy. So what would you expect him to write in his diary? Nothing interesting? Nah, you're wrong. And it gets more interesting when his evil twin is thrown into the mix. Temp. HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,397 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Japan, England/Britain
Venetian Mask by AliesEve reviews
I created this act of innocence and cheerfulness to protect myself. Is this façade truly so well-crafted? Or do they just don't care enough to know me?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2011 - N. Italy
Unreachable by dandere-girl reviews
Have you ever felt that you weren't good enough? Well, Japan feels as though he is a failure. When England comes, England starts to save Japan from himself. Swearing and minor violence. Rated M for lemon in later chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,793 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Japan, England/Britain
Diaries Are For Girls, and Guys Named Alfred by dellums reviews
Follow resident high school student extraordinaire Alfred Jones through his junior year in the form of slang-ridden diary entries. A story of detention, something that could have been love, something that is actually love, loss, love again, a lot of foreign exchange students for some reason, and very bad humor because I was thirteen when I wrote this, give me a break.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Japan, America - Complete
My Mask of Anger by dandere-girl reviews
We always run away from our true feelings. Kiku is no exception. He tries to hate Arthur, because he stole his best friend, leaving him alone; but how long can Kiku hide in his mask of anger? AU high school. T for swearing; rating will probably go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Japan, England/Britain
Trust by dandere-girl reviews
Everyone has someone that they trust the most. What would happen if you lost that person? For Lovino Vargas, that is about to happen if he doesn't figure out a way to get them back to him...and fast. Rated T for swearing and Itacest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Bella Ragazza by xTheFallingGinkgoChildx reviews
She was beautiful. He was an idiot with a wish. He wished for her love and nothing more. But, be careful for what you wish for, Romano. Genderbending ! Fem!Germany x Romano. Human names and Country names mixed. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Will I Ever Know Who I Really Am? by niki839037 reviews
Roxas loses his memory in a bad accident. When he finally rediscovers himself, will he be able to make the decision to stay with his old boyfriend or go with the one he now loves?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Roxas, Sora
Another Land, Connected by One Sky Story 1 of 3 by hamburgers.NOMNOM103 reviews
You probably never heard of Miya, a girl who wields the key blade along with Sora. Ever since the time destiny islands was attacked. Life has been changing for her, FAST! No, this is not fan girl spazz although it ORIGINALLY was R&R and don't hate!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011
Unification by Floraluna Aria reviews
They'd fought for so long, and finally, they were together, unified, safe... home. They had finally earned what they had fought so much for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy] - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Airu74 reviews
Roxas was shocked as he stared at the scene before him. Sora was on the ground and standing in front of him at the same time, or was that Vanitas? "Now Kitty your chose, I can be the best dream you've ever had or I can be your worst nightmare." Before Roxas could even talk Sora was in front of Vanitas growling, "Go to hell.."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,607 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sora, Roxas
Call My Name by PrinceRoxas reviews
School delinquent Arthur has a bad reputation for being cursed…but when honor student Kiku bumps into him one day, he finds that curse may be true! Kiku can't keep Arthur off his mind and he's willing to do anything if it means saving his sanity! AU,UK/JP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,682 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Hamtaro by PrincessHimeOfDreamsChan
Hamtaro plays Cat Piano
Hamtaro - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Big Noodles by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Italy asks Japan about his noodles, and Germany just so happens to hear the conversation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
The Games We Play by Shatterdoll reviews
Romano has been missing for nearly a month and the search for him is proving fruitless. However, his captor might be closer to home and far more unexpected than any of them could have ever imagined... Sadistic!ItalyxRomano. M for torture/abuse, rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/11/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
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Never Forgotten reviews
Lovino didn't care about his brother! Everyone knew that...but they didn't know half of it...ITACEST DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
White Roses reviews
Life can sometimes be unbearable when the one you love is gone. Feliciano Vargas will do whatever it takes to get his loved one back...even if it means bringing them back from the dead... Itacest!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/21/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Hidden Accomplices reviews
They always say you'll do anything for the one you love, right? Romano and Veneziano will go as far as killing to get each other. Unfortunately they don't know that... yandere!VenezianoX yandere!Romano rated M for character death and lemon in last chapter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete