Yo! I'm mostly here for the lulz and the occasional good story. I read until my eyes bleed, and then I read some more.
And, also, to improve my English. It is my second language after all, and I would like to become better.
So yeah. I read stuff. A lot of yaoi/slash. Yeah. That's about it.
Oh no it isn't, I just remembered this one thing:
I suck at reviewing. I mean, I really want to, all the time - but then the words just won't come. I can sit for hours thinking up sentences to write, criticism, praise, or whatever it is I feel, but I just can't write it down. If only I could meet with all my favourite authors and tell them how much I love their stories, I would. I really would. But I can't.
And so I'm sorry. Being retarded isn't always as simple as it may seem.