Mephistyo
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Joined 11-23-10, id: 2627148, Profile Updated: 01-18-11

Yo! I'm mostly here for the lulz and the occasional good story. I read until my eyes bleed, and then I read some more.

And, also, to improve my English. It is my second language after all, and I would like to become better.

So yeah. I read stuff. A lot of yaoi/slash. Yeah. That's about it.

Oh no it isn't, I just remembered this one thing:
I suck at reviewing. I mean, I really want to, all the time - but then the words just won't come. I can sit for hours thinking up sentences to write, criticism, praise, or whatever it is I feel, but I just can't write it down. If only I could meet with all my favourite authors and tell them how much I love their stories, I would. I really would. But I can't.
And so I'm sorry. Being retarded isn't always as simple as it may seem.

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When We Were Young by Sharadethia reviews
This is the story of the childhood of the Doctor. It will be a long series of installments starting in the Academy years through the Time War. Currently M for violence and child abuse. Currently on year six.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 104,473 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - The Master, The Rani, The Meddling Monk, War Chief
Sun Kissed by Vee017 reviews
Being on a world that supports slavery is one thing. Buying a slave and bringing him into Republic space is entirely another. AnakinObiWan Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,811 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Feeling Electric by ProfessorSpork reviews
She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,853 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,559 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
From The Ashes by Estora reviews
AU. Anakin jumped after Padmé on Geonosis, and in that split second, the entire course of the galaxy's future was changed...One moment. One choice. A lifetime of difference. Initial Anakin/Padmé, extremely slow-building Anakin/Obi-Wan.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 194,325 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Chrysalis by quixotomy reviews
AU From enemies to friends to lovers; for Ichigo, it was something he never expected to happen with Grimmjow Jaegerjaques. They collide time and time again, but their relationship strains under secrets, violence, and the threat of death.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 170,863 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Tell Me Tomorrow by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, the perfect student. Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, the perfect delinquent. Complete opposites, opposing forces...but perfection always was in the eye of the beholder, right? Grimmjow/Ichigo, Chapter 15 begins Gin/Shuhei. AU, OOCness, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,176 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Bands & Berries by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has decided to leave his band, Soul Society. What happens when his talent is revealed at a bar? And a teal-haired god with rock star good looks wants him to...! Rated for language and sexual situations. Mostly GrimmIchi & other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,846 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Playing With Danger by HaraKumiko reviews
Scout, along with others, is hired to fight mercenaries belonging to the company RED. But things aren't what they seem, and when he decides to find the truth, enemies become allies, and allies become friends... and maybe more. Eventual Spy/Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,941 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Scout - Complete
Every Freaking Year by Ventorum reviews
Dean & Cas are on their first roadtrip together, and while Dean thinks the whole festive season SUCKS, he really doesn't want Cas to feel that way.Maybe the holidays aren't so bad if monsters aren't trying to eat your spleen, and your love is by your side
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,248 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Core Of My Addiction by Cuboid reviews
After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Masi-no-Ichigo reviews
Second update in ten days what is this? This is IKKI AND KAZU kicking ass. In their own beatentoapulpy way. IkkixKazu BL/Shounen-ai - Dx Short chapter is short.
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,146 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M.
Hi Qui Custodiunt Ipsum Custodem by BookkeeperThe reviews
The Doctor, as much as he may deny it, needs someone. Jack and Rose are more than happy to oblige. Ten, Jack, and Rose in a series of loosely connected oneshots and character studies.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,439 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Unwelcome Houseguest by Syntyche reviews
Obi-Wan discovers how difficult it is to live with The Chosen One, and Qui-Gon's not exactly helping, either. A tragicomedy of non-epic proportions.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,663 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Ravages of Eternity by sariane reviews
The Master reluctantly agrees to help the Doctor on a desperate quest to stop the End of Time. Together, they travel across the stars one final time in a twisted truce that strains them both and crosses old boundaries. Slash. Doctor/Master. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,754 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Life Beyond the Code by Bek-K reviews
After the Naboo incident, Obi-Wan defies the Council to train Anakin. Leaving the only life he knows behind and with Anakin's help, he discovers life beyond the code.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 141,753 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Threads of the Past by Magier74 reviews
Obi-Wan and Anakin make an unexpected detour returning home from a mission.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,845 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Two Face by The Raven and the Fox reviews
I hate him. I absolutely HATE him. He's a cold bastard who treats me like I'm less than nothing. I have to put up with him nearly 24 hours a day. The only thing keeping me going these days is the anonymous love letters I keep getting… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 111 - Words: 367,245 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Solid Gold by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Sequel for Strawberry Bad Boy; Shinji and Nnoitra's story. Follow the two of them four years after the end of SBB and see where they are now and how they got there.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,058 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Nnoitra G., Shinji H. - Complete
With a Warm and Tender Hand by TempleMistress reviews
After another close call, Anakin and Obi-Wan are on edge. While they attend to each other's injuries, the tension between them escalates until they're forced to deal with the intense feelings they have for each other. AxO, slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,570 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Named by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Folly and Sin by Crimson Vixen reviews
IxK "It was the fear of being dropped at any moment that made Kazu throttle Riffle with his arms for security" Watch as I attempt to write action! Dx
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,766 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M.
Bert and Ernie by TheKatInTheShade reviews
Ok, Grimmjow is hot, but it isn't illegal to appreciate beauty. Besides, I'm also attracted to chicken curry, marzipan, ginger beer and kittens. There. Feelings assessed. Nothing to worry about. GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,591 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Addicted to the Lifeguard by Racey reviews
Ichigo doesn't hate his job at the summer camp, he really doesn't, but dealing with monstrous kids all day certainly does become taxing. Oh, but what's this? A bit of a reprieve in the form of a gorgeous blue-haired lifeguard. Warnings: AU, Yaoi, swearing
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,864 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The DiNozzo Experience TM by Caos Accidentale reviews
-"You call this a seduction scene, Probie?"- DiNozzo offers to show McGee how to convince Abby to go out with him again. McNozzo M/M-ish-ness. An NFA Hangman Prize for Tamara
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
A Legacy of Strength by PadmeKSkywalker reviews
After Obi Wan's death, 19 year old Anakin Skywalker struggles to rediscover his place in a dangerous universe—but as that universe is threatened by dark powers, Anakin must find a new role for himself amidst politics, friends, and his career as a Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 175,434 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Solstice Night by XtinethePirate reviews
The holiday on Coruscant... a time for Masters and Padawans to celebrate together in the Temple. A progression of years seen through the eyes of Anakin Skywalker on this special night. Slight AU, OA slash later. Rating changed to M for chap. 8
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,540 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Thousand Languages by MadLori reviews
Rose thought she knew how it would be when it happened, but things are rarely as we imagine them. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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