H o r i z o n s
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Joined 11-23-10, id: 2627248, Profile Updated: 12-30-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello H o r i z o n s here! Reviews are welcomed and encouraged. This is my profile with details on my stories, information about me and alot of quotes!

I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

My favourite colours are purple and pink.

My favourite animal is an elephant.

I live in England and that all you need to know.

My name is H o r i z o n s.

I am 14 years old.

I'm on tumblr! If you want to check me out my URL is message2you.tumblr.com :D

I love:

Harry Potter books, chocolate, friends, shopping, reading, glee, purple, quotes, music, fanfiction, friends (the T.V. show), History, presents, sweets, elephants, netball, snow, singing, the big bang theory (T.V. show), going to new places, flying.

I don’t love:

Vegetables, bullies, arguments, mannequins with hair, people who don’t seem to be able to use spell-check, wasps, ice, bad hair days, when people can’t be bothered to review, horror films, gore, math’s, tattoos.



Ships that need to be sunk

At the moment incest is a big no-no for me I mean ewww. I don’t normally like major age differences expect Remus and Tonks and some people I just don't like with anyone at all.

Siruis/Remus (see above I love Remus/Tonks so I don't ship these two, but I respect others do.)

Carly/Freddie (I am a seddie shipper though and though, what more can I say?)

Snape/Lily (I know he was good in the end but he was horrible to Harry and if he’s with Lily then the main character is poof gone!)

Harry/Ginny (I just don’t like her at all for some reason she just annoys me and I just didn't see them as a couple.)

Hermione/Draco (I knew like loads of people love this ship but I mean Draco would never look at Hermione in that way ever. I do like Draco though he grew on me a lot.)

Draco/Ginny (Draco always calls the Weasleys blood traitors why would he suddenly change?)

Harry/Hermione (I don’t hate these two together but I just always imagined them as a more brother/sister sort of thing.)

Favourite Quotes

I adore quotes! These are from various websites/T.V. shows and some I made up myself. :)

I live in my own little world – but it is okay they know me there.

Everything here is eatable. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.

I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

God made men...then he had a better idea...

Getting older in inevitable – growing up is optional

OMG I have elbows (Phoebe from friends)

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.

You're so far past the line; you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you. (Joey from friends)

Thought it'd be great, you know? Have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out; I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think (Joey again he is the best)

Observe the art of getting what you want. Watch, learn, and don't eat my banana.

Time is a good teacher. It's just bad he kills all his pupils.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Just when I think you said the most stupid thing ever, you keep on talking.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you’re a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (Mark Twain)

The newscaster is the person who says “Good evening” and then tells you why it’s not.

Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

If you don’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be glad to do it for you. :)

Take candy, not drugs. (That right there W I S D O M!)

Be insane … because well behaved girls never made history.

I am absolutely awesome (agree or die).

If you’re gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.

They say guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Well, I’m pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted ‘BANG’ I don’t think you’d kill a lot of people.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say ‘This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!

I don’t have a dog. I eat my own homework.

Guitar, for sale … Cheap … no strings attached.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

Define 'normal'.

(Say to a boy :) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Don't count the days, make the days count.

I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

My door is always open, so feel free to leave.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

My stories

Title: My Not so Prince Charming
Summary: He’s wasn’t perfect but his imperfections made him perfect, to her. Written for the 100 Disney Songs Challenge on HPFC. Song, "Something there" from The Beauty and the Beast. One-shot.
Notes: I'm actully quite proud of this but I would have liked it a bit longer.

Title: Dear fanfiction writers,
Summary: Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. R&R please!
Notes: Love this and amazed at the response to this story!:P

I have no other stories up at the moment, but I have entered some challenges and might post some more one-shots soon.

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are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I, H o r i z o n s, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

That’s me for now so peace faith and love! xx

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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Unexpected by DancingThroughStars reviews
"My, you have such mood swings Ms. Evans; one minute you have me pegged down to the floor being all flirtatious and now you are yelling at me." I place my hands on either side of her head on the wall, "Never the expected and I love that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogwarts 1940 by King in Yellow reviews
The war in Europe and a trainload of muggle children, sent as evacuees to the safety of Hogsmeade, receive more attention in the village than events in the wizards' school. Familiar names wear younger faces. Acts of kindness bring their own punishment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,700 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Conversations with Mr Granger by RonaldAndMione reviews
A series of conversations between Ron and Mr. Granger regarding Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Battle After The Battle by RonaldAndMione reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione realises she still has one more battle left to fight - she has to fight for Ron. Contains DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Breathe by Kitrinlu reviews
Neville is worried about his potions exam, but Luna knows just what to do
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
I won't let you by RonaldAndMione reviews
What happened when Ron and Hermione went down to the chamber in Deathly Hallows? My take on it. Contains minor Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Question by Northumbrian reviews
Ron is about to ask Hermione a question. No, not "a" question, "the" question. A little bit of fluff for Valentines Day
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2011 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Return of the Lost Queen by LadyRin98790 reviews
Set 5 years after Prince Caspian. It has been 2 years since Susan lost her family and she has retreated into herself. One girl in her class is determined to get Susan to be her friend. Her uncle is an avid story teller and knows of Narnia. R&R! book&Mov
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,983 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
24 Hours by Gabsikle reviews
After Gibby and Tasha break up, Sam comes up with a plan to take his mind off things. In the span of 24 hours, things change between Sam, Freddie, Carly, and Gibby. They learn things about themselves and each other, and most of all, have fun. Seddie/Cibby
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,289 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Padfoot and 'The Talk' by marauders716 reviews
Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Imaginary Friends by the.blue.dinosaur reviews
"Sometimes, I think all of my friends have been imaginary." A Luna/Neville story. Technically AU, though I don't like to think of it that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Post Its by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna and Neville don't usually see each other during the day, so they communicate by PostIt notes. Odd conversations to follow... REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
A Single Piece of Mistletoe by The Treacle Tart reviews
A single piece of mistletoe hangs from the archway leading to the Great Hall. A story about tradition, hope and the power of a kiss. R-Hr, H-G, others.COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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Dear fanfiction writers, reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2495 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cedrella Weasley reviews
"Winter is a time for great joy and celebration, but with it comes great sorrow and mourning" Cedrella Weasley on her life. Written for the Weasley Winters Competition. Please R&R. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Cedrella B., Septimus W. - Complete
My not so Prince Charming reviews
He's wasn't perfect but his imperfections made him perfect, to her. Written for the 100 Disney Songs Challenge on HPFC. Song, "Something there" from The Beauty and the Beast. Short One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete