Author has written 3 stories for Avatar, Closer, and Parks and Recreation.
"Imperfection is Underrated" Helena Bonham Carter
You can call me Izzy. I'm an overly emotional seventeen year old female who's proud to be a geek. Ravenclaw with a hint of Slytherin. I am a book nerd (especially humor, sci fi, mystery and fantasy), and I hope to be a writer someday. I am a pretty optimistic person most of the time, but I can be nerdy if I want to be. I don't want to bore you with too much info about me but here's some stuff as an insight to what makes me tick and my main muses for writing:
Top Favorite Movies: Young Frankenstein, Clue, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment, Chicago, Sweeney Todd, The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes's Smarter Brother, Merlin, Dances with Wolves, Dark Shadows, Juno, Donnie Darko, Paper Moon
Top Favorite TV Shows: The Closer (and I count Major Crimes here too), Parks and Recreation, Sanctuary, Breaking In, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, SNL, The Office
Top Favorite Books: Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling (fourth and seventh books in particular), Hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins (first book is by far the best), Spellman Files series by Lisa Lutz, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, The Outsiders by SE Hinton, Golden Compass by Phillip Pullman, The Hobbit by JRR Tolkein, The Help by Kathryn Stockett
Top Favorite Actors/Actresses: Megan Mullally, Madeline Kahn, Catherine Tate, Alex Kingston, Lucy Lawless, Mary McDonnell, Helena Bonham Carter, Miranda Richardson, Billie Piper, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleson, Arthur Darvill, Adam Scott
Top Bands: Evanescence, Nightwish, Paramore, Linkin Park, AC/DC, The Beatles, OneRepublic, Florence the Machine, Nirvana
Top Musicals:Rocky Horror, Chicago, Wicked, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Young Frankenstein, Sweeney Todd
My interests and inspirations often come and go without warning, plus I have a bit going on in my life so I write very sporadically and my updates are very inconsistent. Try and bear with me and my easily distracted nature. I haven't given up on my stuff.
I am a person who has a lot of ideas and I often can't write without them. So if you have like any suggestions for new stories or existing stories, don't be afraid to send me a PM and let me know! :)
"I'm Depressed. I need a cookie"
"Now remember, if I begin to get harsh with you . . . it means you're doing it wrong."
Mab: You dare defy me?
"I will destroy your happiness. If it is the last thing I do"
You're just in time to have your head cut off!"
Yes, do run. And Jump. AND SKIP!
"Smelly cat . . . Smelly cat . . . What are they feeding you? Smelly cat . . . Smelly cat . . . It's not your fault"
You're lucky. He's lucky. I'm lucky. WE'RE ALL LUCKY!"
You've gotta be original, because if you're just like everyone else, what do they need you for?
I was just trying to be a good mother!
Why is everyone suddenly against me?
I love it it's WEIRD!
A baby will dramastically change your life!
Get in there and stop procrasterbating.
I wonder what would happen if I just... broke your fingers. Because then you wouldn't be able to play the guitar and all of your friends will just leave you alone and you'll be just like Umbridge (*whispers*) 'cept Umbridge can kick yo' ass.
Yes, yes I know. He marries Ginny, they live happily ever after, there is literally no way to move forward from this point.
Umbridge: Did you get my text?
SIRIUS BLACK!!! SIRIUS BLACK oh Checkmate! SIRIUS BLACK!!!!
Red Vines... what the hell can't they do?
That . . . little SLUT! DAMN YOU! BITCH . . . SECRETARY!
Thank you. Thank you SO much.
Unbelivable. They're pissing on us without the curtesy of calling it rain.
Yes, yes I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her SO much . . . the flames, flames, FLAMES . . . on the side of my face . .
Don't torture yourself Gomez. That's my job.
What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU!!!!
Igor: It belonged to an . . . Abby someone.
Oh, it's twue! It's twue! It's Twue! It's twue!
See? I'm smiling even though you're aggravating me.
This says COOK?
Karen: Listen monkey, you'll be my monkey til I tell you you're not my monkey anymore! So grab your banana peel and throw it on the floor!
Catch a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
Leslie: I am so sick of this Lindsey-
Look I've been pretty civil up until now, but I will waterboard you!
Leslie: Now I'm going to drink eight glasses of milk in two minutes!
No Orin I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?
Rosario: Lady, in my country I was a teacher!!
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