Forwantofabettername
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Joined 11-23-10, id: 2627309, Profile Updated: 08-26-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Clue, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Hi.

I am Forwantofabettername.

Age: Some thing. (what are ya gonna do about it? Huh, punk?)

Gender: Female

My thoughts:

On slash/yaoi or femslash/yuri: I am and officially converted fangirl. Sue me.

Lemons/limes/other citrus fruit: awkward...

I normally act like a 35 year old without the job, drinking, driving or sex.

Screw this, I'm just gonna fill this with random stuff about me. And things I find funny. Ha ha ha. Considering I find a lot of things funny... Touche, self.

Quotes

Okay brain, you don't like me, I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and I can continue killing you with beer. Homer Simpson

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The Magic Of Torchwood by Bella The Strange reviews
The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 140 - Words: 537,867 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/6/2011
Sannin: The Next Generation by BlackGardenia reviews
The moment was ripe with forgiveness - she thanked him for it with a simple, platonic kiss. From the opened doorway it looked like so much more. AU, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Classmates of Hell by haretikers reviews
Naruto believes friends means popularity. Ino knows better. "To be cool you have to step on a few of your friends, just be sure you don't step on yourself". The #1 rule of the game? Mask your emotions and don't fall for the target. Easy enough, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 168,212 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Weird Questions by illbeyourhimitsu reviews
Sometimes there are some weird questions you've got to ask your friend, and for Naruto, this was definitely one of them. AU. Now a two shot. With an ending! Hooray.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Legend of the Four Swords by Fireangel66 reviews
Years ago Sakura left Konoha and became one of the most powerful missing-nins in histroy. But how did it start? And what made her change from average medic to powerful missing-nin? The next generation will know her story. I suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,241 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Whatever Could Go Wrong by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
If the Hunger Games movie were played by the Naruto cast . . .
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/20/2010
Faithfully by kibaxnaruto reviews
How do you stay faithful when everything around you is broken? / Rated M for graphic scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Welcome to my world by Kutsu reviews
The deal was simple. He could pick out any information he wanted on me, and I wouldn't be able to hide it. But that meant he got to put his eyes on things that were much better off left in oblivion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Jutsu of Haruhi Suzumiya by thephaw reviews
Kyon is a normal high school student. At least he was until he, and an eccentric classmate of his, find themselves in a world of ninja.
Crossover - Naruto & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
wake by morimori-mori reviews
It's the fifth day before Sasuke's execution when Naruto visits. oneshot, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 328 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi Junior by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 234 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Before you get the chance
Two people never left the house that day. Two people never survived the mirrors
Clue - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
asymmetric
Naruto gets captured, but when he returns, he turns his school's popularity system around. But as the mystery surrounding his disappearance clears, will he get his life back together in time to save everyone he loves? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,863 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Double Edged Kunai reviews
Ayaka/Ayumu has a secret. She's landed in Japan, as a boy. Trying to live, she joins the Host club. But eh, who said it was ever easy. To quote Shikamaru: What a drag.
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kakashi H.
Someone Like You reviews
Songfic based on the song by Adele of the same name. After Sakura breaks his heart, Naruto finds new love. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete