Lysystrata
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Joined 11-23-10, id: 2627316, Profile Updated: 01-30-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I've lurked here anonymously for two years, I finally decided to put up or shut up and write a story.

I beta-read for Christina-Tears you really should check her stuff out, she's very talented.

I like the usual suspects book wise, Twilight Saga, Vampire Academy, House of Night and Morganville Vampires.

I think Awakening shows the Cast's in signing that 12 book deal, were far more interested in money

than in maintaining any sort of integrity within their story. I skipped half the book. Don't buy it it's not

worth it. Read it at a library.

I have two cats, both named Cat, why name an animal that won't come when you call it?

A man goes to the doctor. Says to doctor "Doctor I am so confused. People Lie to one another, hurt each other. The world seems cruel. It seems a bitter lonely place. What am I to do?"

Doctor thinks a moment and says, "Solution is simple, great clown Pagliachi is in town. Just go see him and I'm sure all will be OK."

Man bursts into hysreric tears then says,

"But doctor, I am Pagliachi."

A nice drawing that's about as close as I found to picturing Adrielle, sans the horns.

Adrielle (Just ignore the horns)

And Penelope

Penelope

Vampyr Bella

Alice

A great forum I frequent (I'm choosy, hell I use Jif)

Great bellice Forum

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Immortality by SweetestSuicide reviews
Encountering a weird dream is not rare, but encountering a dream that almost seems too real is. What would happen if Bella found the mystery girl in her dream?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 136,450 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Nite Tide by xPaige Turnerx reviews
AU. 'I didn't know how or why; but this pixie looking girl was different than everyone else. Even the people at this school, at that was saying something.' A/B R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 102,793 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Alice
Ice Inside Your Soul by SwanQueenLvr13 reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella tries to move on but at the same time starts to miss Alice. She goes out to their mansion and finds something Alice left her...This is a Bellice...the song Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri is what triggered this one...enjoy please. Finally complete. Sorry it took so long!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Unusual Love by SweetestSuicide reviews
Bella gave birth to Renesmee, but survived the birth and Edward refused to change her. What will happen when the Volturi comes for the Cullens' punishment? What would happen when Alice left with Jasper? M rated for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,995 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Reach For Me by XIIItoMidnight reviews
Seventy five years after Edward left Bella in the forest, the princess of the Volturi rises, a broken and haunted girl after her horrific change, she gets sent on a mission. Now when she has a fate encounter can Alice be the one to pick up the pieces?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,669 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Alice
Loving Mary Alice by MyTwiDreams reviews
There are many kinds of love, but only one kind of forever. Bella moves to Biloxi/MS and discovers a human past that seemed to be forgotten for eternity. Bellice/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,216 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Hot and Cold by This-and-That reviews
Bella is just bacon to her. Doe-eyed, klutzy, and ridiculous bacon. As teenage hormones send Bella on a wacky mission to win Alice's love, it's becomes much like trying to squeeze a banana under the crack of a door - messy, and very difficult. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,465 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Alice, Bella
Once in a Blue Moon by Stessa reviews
Those life-altering experiences that everyone is always talking about, they had never happened to Bella Swan. That was, of course, until she met Alice Cullen on her first night in the small town of Forks, Washington. Femslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,800 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
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Once Upon A Daydream reviews
I know it sounds crazy but I had this idea...Kind of Cinderella meets Supernatural. Bella is a paranormal investigator who gets sent to Forks to investigate vampires and wolves. Her cover? High school student.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Alice
Bella's Riddles reviews
Bella is back to kill whoever changed her by force then she meets Alice... P.S. There's a good sized dose of Leah too
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,286 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Bella, Alice