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When someone walks into water, they get wet. But when Edward Cullen walks into water, the water gets Edward Cullen-ised. ;)
List twelve of your characters from your favorite fandom, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Jacob/ Edward Actually no, I haven't. That would be kinda hot...and awkward.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Not really that hot if you ask me, Kinda hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Carlisle got Rosalie preggos? Hmm...that would be extremely awkward considering they are supposed to be father and daughter.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, but it was a little too much for my little brain to think of Carlisle and Esme in bed...wierd.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Alice/Jacob. Hell yeah. That'd be hot. The huge werewolf with the little pixie, brings wierd images to my mind.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jasper/Esme or Jasper/Mike. I cant recall having read or seen anyone do either of these couples. It would be wierd if it was Jazz and Mike cuz i'm pretty sure Jasper hates mike, and Jasper and Esme...eww.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Emmett walking in on Alice and Carlisle. He'll wait for the deed to be done and then embarrass them in front of everyone.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Tanya and Mike. Tanya is a stripper in a club and Mike has a harsh breakup with jessica and goes to the club to forget about it. Tanya gives him a lap dance and they fuck like bunnies.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Bella/Rosalie. That one's not one I've ever seen before but know there are fluffs for. Edward might not be so happy but I'm sure Emmett would want to join in and make it a threesome.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Emmett/Carlisle...The true bond of father and son...That would be a very awkward story to read...
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Rosalie: I kissed a girl by Katy Perry
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Bella/Jacob/Carlisle--hmmm warning, violence, incest, they would preobably have a conversation about Nessie and then have a hot sexy threesome.
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never read one where he was the main character. I should look for one. :)
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
"Bella and Emmett are in a happy relationship until Esme runs off with Embry (Werewolf Love...ugh). Bella, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Edward and a brief unhappy affair with Carlisle, then follows the wise advice of Jasper and finds true love with Tanya.” Dude. Bella is practically a lesbian. Esme has run off with Embry (the lone werewolf) Then Bella ends up with the worst of the girls!! Man that fanfic would SUCK!
You know you live in the twenty-first century when...
1. 5th. graders cuss.
2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item
3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.
4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.
6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."
7. You were too stupid to read number 5.
8. You just went back to read number 5.
9. You find number 5 isn't there.
10.You start laughing.
11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"
12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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