Sweet Clementine
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Joined 11-23-10, id: 2627771, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 6 stories for Glee.

Hello! I am Sweet Clementine (yep, an orange) I am addicted to stories that are SUPER cute and hard-core. Hehe. ;)

Here is my tumblr (klissesxoxo.tumblr.com) Right now I'm only reblogging, but if you want story updates, just ask/message me and I'll totally tell you what's going on! And I can post them there too. :) I reblog all things Klaine or that's cool (harry Potter too)... so Klaine mainly but some Glee)

I am a yaoi (boyxboy) gay lover and I write great smut. So if you don't like it, don't read it. K? :)


Fanfictions

Glee: Rebels and Lollipop and Forsaken and It's Up To You, New York!

Lollipop is a sexy one-shot. RATED M FOR A REASON. Inspired by the Red Carpet Treatment by Stellata. She's awesome! Read her stuff. Go. Do it now!

Rebels is an on-going one-shots fic that I have. It's smut and smuff in the same place! YAYAY! Random places that Klaine have sex even though they shouldn't have sex there. Not my best but it's not too bad (I hope)

Forsaken is just a random world I thought of and I was like, "Hey! Why don't we put Blaine there!" Ka-poof. There will be others mentioned but I don't know much about it since I haven't wrote that much. I'm waiting for feedback to see if I should keep going.

It's Up To You, New York: How I think Kurt would handle a Male pregnancy.

One-Shots/Stories for Reviewers:

Donkey Kong: Kurtosky bullying. Klaine endgame.

Pretending: Finchel. Thier feelings during Nationals when they kissed. ;)


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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Lottery by UnicornMachine reviews
Once every so often the country hosts a lottery. The winners of said lottery are taken to the King's castle. What happens after that, is, well, anyone's guess.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,955 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Link of Love by Scriverane reviews
Ah, babies. What sources of joy. What wondrous creatures. What absolute terrors. And how they come about isn't always the best thing, either. MPreg, all three couples - Rom, Ego, Tero.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,714 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/28/2010
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7713 - Favs: 8,098 - Follows: 7,672 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Glee Love by moonshoesangel reviews
Blaine and Kurt have found they really like to have sex...bringing others along for the ride is just an added bonus. Klaine with many others. Taking suggestions as well kinks, characters, ect...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 103,098 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Little Klaine Magic by NeverTooOldToBeNerdy reviews
Kurt and Blaine recieve a very SPECIAL gift from Blaine's eccentric Great-grandmother. Perhaps the family legends about her having 'the Sight' and other magical powers have more truth to them than anyone knew. The boys lives will never be the same again!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 322,213 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Solar Winds by Morkhan reviews
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
Debutante by bowtiewearingowl reviews
Born to high society Blaine is raised to be quite the Beau, but when he comes out as gay to his mother she gives him a 'coming out party'. Enter Kurt Hummel, a modern day Cinderella, who finds himself enamored with the belle of the ball, Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,458 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Burt Hummel's Guide to Raising a Teenage Son by AnisaLee reviews
At the insistence of his son-in-law - aka: Blaine, Burt writes a book based on his experiences raising Kurt and handling the everyday of having a teenage son who just happens to be gay. Spoilers through season 3. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,999 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tie Me Down by Chibi Pyralspite reviews
Kurt has a list that Blaine won't ever forget
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Political Romance by YaDiva reviews
Blaine is the son of a conservative politician. He's not allowed to have a boyfriend but he falls in love with Kurt however something about Blaine isn't quite right. Something dark and slightly twisted. Rated M for language, smut, gay sex and dark themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 119,305 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Experts At The Fall by thissuperficialhypocrisy reviews
"Bite me, Anderson." ... "Is that an offer?"...Oh, he did not just say that. ; Kurt's McKinley's resident 'bad boy'. Blaine's a new transfer student from Dalton Academy's Reform School for Boys. Cue them clashing when Blaine has a proposition for Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Dominant Bottom by ThEgIrlthatmarriedPURPLE reviews
This is a fill for a glee kink meme regarding Kurt having b!p. The story is really rated, I would warn you that this story is all about Kurt being a hermaphrodite. AKA he has boy and girl parts. ehem. PLEASE read the warnings first before you continue!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Walking Dead by alltheunheard reviews
Blaine Anderson can see the dead and helps them move on with the aid of his deceased friends, the Warblers. One night he's visited by angry spirit Elizabeth Hummel and asked to help her son. He agrees, unaware of the consequences.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,940 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Ruffled Feathers by Complexly Simple Kiddo reviews
From Special Education to Original Songs, follow Kurt and Blaine's journey, told from an unexpected set of eyes. Welcome to Pavarotti's Point Of View on Klaine. Because the human side is overrated. Based on @FreePavarotti's tweets, and Glee's plotline
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,021 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shoot to Kill by Doppleganger Tango reviews
Kurt is a hitman with a mission, to take out his targets with as few problems as possible. But his next target is going to be a big problem, if his hormones have any say in it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton Reform School for Boys by E. M. Zeray reviews
AU Klaine. Dalton is not the place Kurt Hummel belongs. Still he's determined to stick it out for the six months the judge sentences him with and when he meets Blaine Anderson, he starts to think that might not be so difficult...but it might be dangerous.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cagey by RoseTintedLiving reviews
Inspired by all the brilliant 'Kitty Kurt' and 'Puppy Blaine' I saw on tumblr! Kurt is in fact a cat, Blaine is in fact a dog, and they get adopted together!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Taken Care Of by specsO-O reviews
My title is awful, ignore it. This is a Klaine D/s story, and I ask that you read it before making assumptions, because while they're in a very serious D/s relationship, this first part It's a two-shot. focuses more on the trust and dynamic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
For Which I Have to Howl by EmilianaDarling reviews
Werewolf AU. Tension is rising in the pack, and having the very-human Kurt Hummel come to visit his brother and boyfriend is putting strain on everyone. Having Blaine and Kurt mate should help, but the process proves to be more complicated than expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,600 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Gay Bachelor by AphraelFT reviews
Glee Fluff Meme Prompt from LJ: Sue Sylvester insists that all of the Cheerios date. When Kurt points out that there aren't any options for him at McKinley, Sue decides to "audition" possible boyfriends for him from other surrounding schools
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,704 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions by porcelain bird reviews
Blaine is grateful for his werewolf abilities. Especially his sense of smell. It comes in handy, especially when it comes to telling whether or not he can get his boyfriend pregnant. Mature for sex and mpreg
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Put Your Hands on Me by andhopeto reviews
Fantasy AU: When a boy is lucky enough to get his hands on a half-Faerie boy in an auction, he ends up falling too deep into something he doesn't understand. Full summary and warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,789 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Devil Wears Glee by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Miranda Priestly is the mother of Blaine Anderson and Andy Andrea Sachs is the Aunt of one Kurt Hummel. Of course, Kurt and Blaine don't know about these connections: they're about to, though. Klaine
Crossover - Devil Wears Prada & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 210 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H.
I thought I left you for good by Leeyna reviews
Sequel to 'Leaving for good'. Three years later Julian is getting ready for an event when memories come rushing back. But memories aren't the only things that come rushing back into his life. CP Coulter's Daltonverse Julian/Logan
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Scarlet Heart by YaoiIsLove reviews
To the outside world Dalton seemed like a regular exclusive private school, only Dalton had very strict entry policies. The only students admitted into Dalton were those who knew of vampires, were attacked by vampires, or worse, orphaned by them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,563 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Trophy by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
In a darker AU, the winners freely prey on the losers. A loser becomes the winners' trophy. Dub-con. Update: The final chapter as the characters make life-changing decisions.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,928 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Personal Detail by spookytus reviews
Blaine Dalton has just been elected America's first gay president. As such, he needs secret service agents of an unusually high skill level. Agent Kurt Hummel is assigned to President Dalton's personal detail. HIATUS. Not sure when I'll get back to it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
PACK by skyfarer reviews
"The world's gone to the wolves. Lima's gone to the ghettos. And the new alpha at the Dalton School for Werewolves needs a sub." KLAINE. MAJOR AU. OCs, OOC, slight D/s, attempted NON-CON, Language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,242 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
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It's Up to You, New York! reviews
Kurt had planned his future. He was going to go to Parson's, live in an apartment with Blaine, and someday they'd be married but all of that changed when Kurt got pregnant. It's a male pregnancy, yes but a real life mpreg. Read and watch what happens.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,498 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Donkey Kong reviews
What happens when Karosky's "crush" becomes overwhelming to him and he joins Glee to terrorize Kurt? Klaine and Kurtosky. M for violence. No smut atm
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Kurt H.
Pretending reviews
Thoughts running through both of their minds as they sing pretending to each other. Fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B.
Rebels reviews
Sometimes Kurt and Blaine feel rebellious. They want to have sex and don't care who sees them or says they can't. Fluffy times, Smutty times, and Smuffy times. You can tell by my warnings/rating which one is smuff or smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,997 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Forsaken reviews
AU. Blaine was born on the island of Ode Bani and only knows of the island. Fighting the "man", coming to terms with himself, and finding out what Kurt Hummel has to do with his past, present, and future? Read to find out more!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Lollipop reviews
Inspired by "The Red Carpet Treatment" by Stellata. Kurt's sleeping with everyone on the Warblers but how does Blaine feel about that? Especially when he looks so sexy with a lollipop. BOYXBOY. MATURE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! One-shot!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete