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Interga, Seras, And A Wii
by LemonyWickedAwesome reviews
What happens when Integra and Seras play Nintendo Wii? Read and find out! Rated M for language, warning: THIS IS A CRACKFIC! A stupid, stupid crackfic.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Integra, Seras - Complete
Hit, Stay or Bust
by The Silver Mystery reviews
Can't a card game be just a card game? Not with a vampire and a battle butler thrown into the mix! There's dignity riding on the line for this game.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Alucard, Walter
Alucard's Almost Snow Day
by Ayame Ryuukaru reviews
Snow and Alucard you know there is bound to be Trouble. Alucard is SUPPOSED to be OOC. Thank you people for so rudely pointing this out. -.- I do not own Hellsing
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Alucard - Complete
Hear Broken Voices For Glass Shards Sing
by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard and Seras Victoria are reduced to forms they should never have been able to return to. Anderson enters the story as both of the vampires are at his relative mercy...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alucard, Alexander
101 Ways To Kill Edward Cullen
by Alex McM reviews
I hate him. You hate him. He's that pale bastard who has made teenage girls think vampires can be your soul-mate and practically defacated on the vampire legend. To ease the pain read 101 retarded deaths & stay tuned for the Hellsing cameos and many more!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,767 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
And We're off?
by Edward T. Forgotten
Millennium and Iscariot are 'invited' to the Hellsing Mannor for a 'Party'. Pascale is tested to her limits, and Iden and Acton may land the Hellsing Organization in hot water. Oh, what is the next generation to do? Oc's- The children
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,578 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
by DreamingOfDissent reviews
Little flashback from happier days.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Integra, Walter - Complete
Alucard and the Xbox
by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
by Clintdaddiac reviews
Walter has been keeping quiet for too long; his long held secret must be told!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Walter, Integra - Complete
by Edward T. Forgotten reviews
Have fun! It's a guessing game! I own nothing!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Hellsing: Paddy's day
by AbiNotNormal reviews
A little fic I wrote for a contest surrounding our beloved priest and the lives of the 'young ones' at the orphanage
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alexander - Complete
by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Alucard is having a bad day, so he goes out to a bar for a few drinks. After a while, in steps Hans, who's having just as bad of a day. They have some bad kid problems. Review please
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hans G., Alucard - Complete
Of Snowmen and Mistletoe
by mteagle128 reviews
What happens in the Hellsing household at Christmastime? Short, holiday-inspired drabbles with varying levels AxI-centrism.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008
A Fair Trade
by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Pip decided to help Seras with her daily training. It turned into a nightmare for him when Seras accidentally does something that we've all thought about and makes a trade with Pip to avoid having her brains turned into wallpaper. Oneshot, please review.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Pip, Seras - Complete
When Intrgra Hellsing met Enrico Maxwell
by Luna Moon 85 reviews
Ever wonder how well Intrgra Hellsing and Enrico Maxwell's first meeting went? Intrgra-x-Enrico Kind of... One way Told from Maxwell's point of view.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Integra
Little Angel and Devils
by MegFallow reviews
My first Hellsing crackfic: I decided to make it into a series of oneshots: Hellsing characters going through the trouble of being bossed around by thier shoulder angels. Crack Pairings, OOC, sexual content, language, and violence. Read and Review.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007
Just a little bet
by Yankee Uo reviews
A.U.one shot. Just an idea to solve ALL controversies! Integra and Seras make a bet but who will win?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
The Price of War
by Master Hellsing reviews
Crack. Crackcrackcrackcrack. Seriously, I can't summarize it any better. XD Total crackfic about the origin of the Hellsing bat.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
Best Kept Secret
by Loyal Integra Fanboy reviews
The Best Kept Secret is not, as some would believe, the vampire Alucard. In fact it has four wheels, goes very fast, and has just been found by Alucard...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2005
A Quiet Night
by Loyal Integra Fanboy reviews
Alucard is bored. So what to do? Well a trip to the arcade, of course. AxS oneshot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
A Hellsing Christmas, or everyone gets drunk
by Shivvy reviews
The Iscariot and Hellsing are forced to spend Christmas together to help further goodwill between the two organizations. The most classic of fanfic plot devices get their own story in this silly extra multi pairing fic.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 12/8/2004
For Everything Else
by drowsyfantasy reviews
Your standard MasterCard parody.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
Kindergarten Hellsing Style
by Crystalline-Twilight reviews
Just a one-shot day in the life of kinda thing. All your favorite HellsingIscariot members are back in Kindergarten, and they don't get along very well.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
by KharBevNor reviews
The other knights invite Integra to a Halloween ball...unfortunately for them, she's allowed guests. It's going to be a night to remember...(COMPLETE)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
A Lack Of Firepower
by Jan. McNeville reviews
Sir Integra misplaces something very important. Dedicated to Erin Ptah.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2004
by BloodHound666 reviews
Undead Driving School...BUCKLE UP
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2004
Of Blood and Chocolate
by KharBevNor reviews
Seras tries to get back in touch with her human side, with disastrous consequences (Rated PG-13 for copious existential angst and some blood)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
The Phone Bill
by SkywiseRyoeatsyourMOM reviews
Arucard has to become a hooker to pay off the 17 million dollar phone bill. This was supposed to be "Integral's Day Off" but the role playing Gods didn't want that to happen >_!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2003