Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock, and Doctor Who.
Its official now. Im a Sherlockian. I was called it the first time in public. :D
For a few months now I am addicted to BBC Sherlock. Its fantastic! (Sherlock: Meretricious. Lestrade: And a happy new year.) THE WHOLE POWER OF CAPSLOCK IS NOT ABLE TO EXPRESS THE AWESOMENESS OF SHERLOCK!!!! I cant decide which one of the guys I like best, they are all great. Of course I ship Johnlock, but Johncroft too. Its a tad more...exotic and not so heavily overused (nothing against Johnlock!)
And OmG, you know what?! Im living in Germany and here the second season of Sherlock will be shown in May. May! It is impossible for me to survive that long!
Next minus point for Germany: We dont have Doctor Who!!!! Can you imagine?! I am a total Whovian and have to watch it online. But I have season 4 and The Runaway Bride on DVD - finally! You could probably guess it by that, my favourite companion is Donna. And Ten is my favourite Doctor... =) And I should warn you, I ship Doctor/Donna and hate Rose. Whoever goes the same, feel free to contact me via PM for fangirling and talking together about it. Good news for Germany: The fifth season of Doctor Who is released on DVD for us! Sadly the German voice of the Doctor could be better... Oh, screw it, Ill buy 'em and watch it in English! - Sadly there are none with Ten, but Eleven is growing dearer and dearer to me. He is really cute isnt he, with his bumbling and totally mad behaviour? A madman with a box indeed...
And I am completely in love with the new Les Misérable movie. The Oscars were well deserved! Personally I adore Russell Crowe's Javert who shows a human side the character is lacking most of the time. And his chemistry with Jackman as Valjean... Mindblowing! *-*
-Ten/Donna [Doctor Who]
-Eleven/Donna [Doctor Who]
-Javert/Valjean [Les Misérable]
-House/Wilson [House, M.D.]
-Albus/Minerva [Harry Potter]
-James/Lily [Harry Potter]
-Neville/Luna [Harry Potter]
-Tom Barnaby/Ben Jones [Midsomer Murders]
LEVELS OF INSANITY
1: Talking with yourself
2: Arguing with yourself
3: Loosing argument to your self
4: Not talking to yourself (...Yeh, i'm here...)
Lets eat grandpa!
Lets eat, grandpa!
Commas. They save lives.
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionsals built the Titanic.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
The voices in my head don't like you.
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas.
Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!
Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.
Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
I dont get lost, I discover alternative destination
I stopped fighting my inner demons... were on the same side now.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!
Looking at kids on the street and guessing what their jobs will be. (Police officer, Accountant, Drug dealer, Nurse...that one won't have a job, when he's 18 he's going straight to the marshmallow room)
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.
Why keep sane in a sick world?
Smile- It scares People.
If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.
A man who says it can't be done shouldn't stand in front of a woman whose doing it
Today is a beautiful day. Now watch some Bastard fuck it up.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
Freinds don't let friends decapatate infidels
If you're arguing with an idiot make sure he isn't doing the same thing.
I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code.
I live in my own world, but don't worry ... they know me here.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boyfriends/girlfriends stab you in the heart, but best friends poke you with bendy straws.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
Just put what you ARE in bold
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (It's interesting stuff! Totally fascinating!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
] You have a lot of friends.
[x] You get along with everyone.
] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[x] You love soccer.
] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
] Favourite music genre is pop rock.
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[x] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school. I work hard for them.
] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
] Water polo is awesome.
] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
] Black is morbid & depressing.
] You’re an optimist.
] You’re completely straight edged.
] You’re very emotional.
] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
] You’re shy.
] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
] Hate is completely unneeded.
] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
] Serious is better than funny.
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
] Basketball is a good sport.
] Football is amazing. Any sport is!!
] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
] You have trust issues.
] Guilty until proven innocent.
List twelve of your characters from your fandoms, in no particular order.
1. Mycroft Holmes
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi
3. Sirius Black
4. John Watson
5. Minerva McGonagall
6. Remus Lupin
7. Donna Noble
8. Doctor (Ten)
9. James Wilson
10. Hermione Granger
11. Gregory House
12. Doctor (Eleven)
1) Have you ever read a 9/11 fic before?
Of course, loads of it. I ship them!
2)Do you think 8 is hot? How hot?
Oh yes! Hotter than a supernova! *drool*
3) What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant?
O_o Now Im freaked out... Some alien stuff being the reason? Er...The British Government re-installing death penalty for the Doctor?
4) Do you recall any fics about 3?
Sure, the Marauders rule as do fics about them!
5) Would 2 and 11 make a good couple?
6)5/9 or 5/3?
What about: none of them?! IF I have to chose, probably rather...no, both just dont work!
7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out?
Donna would yell at them and maybe slap the Doctor into next week (*cough for cheating on her cough*).
8) Make a summary of a 3/10 fic.
Timetravel! The war is lost, Voldemort has won. In a last, desperate attempt to save her friends, Hermione travels back through time, where she has to disguise as a seventh year student. Bad luck, when sparks begin to fly with a certain godfather who seems suddenly very interesting...
9) Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?
I hope not. I like some slash, but that would be kinda gross.
10) Suggest a title for an 11/4 Hurt/Comfort fic.
"So Familiar, Yet Strangers": After an ugly row with Wilson, House goes to a bar, where he meets another doctor, who seems so familiar and had a bad day with his flatmate, too...
11) What would happen if 4 wanted to marry 1?
I would squee in delight, be happy that Mycroft can arrange a legal marriage for the both of them and talk John into inviting me. I would want to be present at the ceremony!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read 3?
I have no friends list.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11?
I still dont have a friends list!
14) Does anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
NO FRIENDS LIST, FOR RASSILON'S SAKE!!!!
15)What might 10 scream at?
In fear: her boggart =D *thinking of book 3* In anger: Ron being abysmally dense again.
16) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what would the song be?
A man for all seasons - Robbie Williams or one of the songs by Chameleon Circuit - maybe Travelling Man or Doctor What
17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Warnings: Potterwholock! Includes sonic screwdrivers, wands and Top Secret Government Plans, might contain a tad of angst, but loads of humour and misunderstood sarcasm, too.
18) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
"Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?" - please shoot me if I ever have to read THAT!
19) How might 11 descibe a relationship between 2 and 8?
"Doctor? ...Doctor Who? And Obi-Wan Kenobi? Isn't he that type of futuristic monk? Is that even legal?"
20) How emo is 7?
Emo? Donna?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one.
21) Would you rather marry 9 or 6?
Wilson or Lupin! Ohmigosh, I can't decide, they are both soooo cute! But it would be probably Wilson rather than Remus.
22) Do you recall any romance fics about 4 and 8?
Not that I'm aware of; luckily. Friendship, yes, romance, no.
23) What would you do if 2 and 9 were canon?
O_O Write a fic (and a letter to the creators) to correct that "little" lapse between the galaxies and set Wilson off with House.
24) Do you consider 3 good or bad?
Good! Very good! Marauders ftw!
25) 9 loved 1 untill 1 ran away with 5. 9 then had a hot one night stand with 6, leading 4 to fall in love with 8. To undo the damage, 8 sets 10 up with 7. 10 and 7 are very happy together, but 8 just feels more lonely. 8 tries dating 12, but 12 broke 8's heart to be with 11. 8 tries dating 6, untill he finds out 6 was secretly dating 8's best friend 2 behind 8's back. After even 3 blows 8 off, 8 follows the wise advice of 11 and finds a very happy life with 7.
Whoaaa! Hold on, hold on, hold on! What? What?! WHAT?!?
Wilson loved Mycroft until Mycroft ran away with Minerva. Wilson then had a hot one night stand with Remus, leading John to fall in love with Ten. To undo the damage, Ten sets Hermione up with Donna. Hermione and Donna are very happy together, but Ten just feels more lonely. Ten tries dating Eleven, but Eleven broke Ten's heart to be with House. Ten tries dating Remus, until he finds out Remus was secretly dating Ten's best friend Obi-Wan behind Ten's back. After even Sirius blows Ten off, Ten follows the wise advice of Housee and finds a very happy life with Donna.
O_O What?!?! Yay, Doctor/Donna in the end, but still...WHAT?!?!?!
26) Suggest a title for that story.
Err... "Much Ado About Love" or maybe "Timestreams of Love" or possibly "Broken Hearts - A Time Lord Longing for Love"
27) What's the most comforting thing 6 could say?
"Don't worry. I'll protect you. And full moon isn't in for the next three weeks."
28) Would you come to 7 and 9's wedding?
Sure, I like the both of them, but I'd rather try and set Wilson up with House and Donna with the Doctor (preferably Ten)
29) Is 4 your type?
Nope. He's cute but I would rather go for the Doctor (Ten and/or Eleven) or Mycroft. Even Wilson has more of "my type".
30) Would you be friends with 11?
I don't know if you could call that friendship...But I would like to try and put up with him constantly. Maybe rather in an employer/employee relationship? *thinking of a job at PPTH -> brb dreaming*