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Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

Its official now. Im a Sherlockian. I was called it the first time in public. :D

For a few months now I am addicted to BBC Sherlock. Its fantastic! (Sherlock: Meretricious. Lestrade: And a happy new year.) THE WHOLE POWER OF CAPSLOCK IS NOT ABLE TO EXPRESS THE AWESOMENESS OF SHERLOCK!!!! I cant decide which one of the guys I like best, they are all great. Of course I ship Johnlock, but Johncroft too. Its a tad more...exotic and not so heavily overused (nothing against Johnlock!)

And OmG, you know what?! Im living in Germany and here the second season of Sherlock will be shown in May. May! It is impossible for me to survive that long!

Next minus point for Germany: We dont have Doctor Who!!!! Can you imagine?! I am a total Whovian and have to watch it online. But I have season 4 and The Runaway Bride on DVD - finally! You could probably guess it by that, my favourite companion is Donna. And Ten is my favourite Doctor... =) And I should warn you, I ship Doctor/Donna and hate Rose. Whoever goes the same, feel free to contact me via PM for fangirling and talking together about it. Good news for Germany: The fifth season of Doctor Who is released on DVD for us! Sadly the German voice of the Doctor could be better... Oh, screw it, Ill buy 'em and watch it in English! - Sadly there are none with Ten, but Eleven is growing dearer and dearer to me. He is really cute isnt he, with his bumbling and totally mad behaviour? A madman with a box indeed...

And I am completely in love with the new Les Misérable movie. The Oscars were well deserved! Personally I adore Russell Crowe's Javert who shows a human side the character is lacking most of the time. And his chemistry with Jackman as Valjean... Mindblowing! *-*

I ship:

-Ten/Donna [Doctor Who]

-Eleven/Donna [Doctor Who]

-Mycroft/John [Sherlock]

-Sherlock/John [Sherlock]

-Javert/Valjean [Les Misérable]

-House/Wilson [House, M.D.]

-Albus/Minerva [Harry Potter]

-James/Lily [Harry Potter]

-Neville/Luna [Harry Potter]

-McGee/Ziva [NCIS]

-Gibbs/McGee [NCIS]

-Tom Barnaby/Ben Jones [Midsomer Murders]

xXWhovian/Sherlockian/PotterheadXx

LEVELS OF INSANITY

1: Talking with yourself

2: Arguing with yourself

3: Loosing argument to your self

4: Not talking to yourself (...Yeh, i'm here...)

xXWhovian/Sherlockian/PotterheadXx

Lets eat grandpa!
Lets eat, grandpa!
Commas. They save lives.

xXWhovian/Sherlockian/PotterheadXx

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

xXWhovian/Sherlockian/PotterheadXx

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionsals built the Titanic.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

The voices in my head don't like you.

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

I dont get lost, I discover alternative destination

I stopped fighting my inner demons... were on the same side now.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!

Looking at kids on the street and guessing what their jobs will be. (Police officer, Accountant, Drug dealer, Nurse...that one won't have a job, when he's 18 he's going straight to the marshmallow room)

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.

Why keep sane in a sick world?

Smile- It scares People.

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

A man who says it can't be done shouldn't stand in front of a woman whose doing it

Today is a beautiful day. Now watch some Bastard fuck it up.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

Freinds don't let friends decapatate infidels

If you're arguing with an idiot make sure he isn't doing the same thing.

I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code.

I live in my own world, but don't worry ... they know me here.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boyfriends/girlfriends stab you in the heart, but best friends poke you with bendy straws.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

xXWhovian/Sherlockian/PotterheadXx

Just put what you ARE in bold

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (It's interesting stuff! Totally fascinating!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

xXWhovian/Sherlockian/PotterheadXx

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
] You have a lot of friends.

[x] You get along with everyone.
] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
[x] You love soccer.
] You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
] Favourite music genre is pop rock.
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.

[x] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school. I work hard for them.
] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
TOTAL: 8

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim.
] Water polo is awesome.
] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
] Black is morbid & depressing.
] You’re an optimist.
] You’re completely straight edged.
] You’re very emotional.
] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 4

RAVENCLAW:
] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.

[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
] You’re shy.
] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
] Hate is completely unneeded.
] Indie is your favourite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 6

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
] Basketball is a good sport.
] Football is amazing. Any sport is!!
] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
] You have trust issues.
] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 6

xXWhovian/Sherlockian/PotterheadXx

List twelve of your characters from your fandoms, in no particular order.

1. Mycroft Holmes

2. Obi-Wan Kenobi

3. Sirius Black

4. John Watson

5. Minerva McGonagall

6. Remus Lupin

7. Donna Noble

8. Doctor (Ten)

9. James Wilson

10. Hermione Granger

11. Gregory House

12. Doctor (Eleven)

1) Have you ever read a 9/11 fic before?
Of course, loads of it. I ship them!

2)Do you think 8 is hot? How hot?
Oh yes! Hotter than a supernova! *drool*

3) What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant?
O_o Now Im freaked out... Some alien stuff being the reason? Er...The British Government re-installing death penalty for the Doctor?

4) Do you recall any fics about 3?
Sure, the Marauders rule as do fics about them!

5) Would 2 and 11 make a good couple?
No. Just...no!

6)5/9 or 5/3?
What about: none of them?! IF I have to chose, probably rather...no, both just dont work!

7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out?
Donna would yell at them and maybe slap the Doctor into next week (*cough for cheating on her cough*).

8) Make a summary of a 3/10 fic.
Timetravel! The war is lost, Voldemort has won. In a last, desperate attempt to save her friends, Hermione travels back through time, where she has to disguise as a seventh year student. Bad luck, when sparks begin to fly with a certain godfather who seems suddenly very interesting...

9) Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?
I hope not. I like some slash, but that would be kinda gross.

10) Suggest a title for an 11/4 Hurt/Comfort fic.
"So Familiar, Yet Strangers": After an ugly row with Wilson, House goes to a bar, where he meets another doctor, who seems so familiar and had a bad day with his flatmate, too...

11) What would happen if 4 wanted to marry 1?
I would squee in delight, be happy that Mycroft can arrange a legal marriage for the both of them and talk John into inviting me. I would want to be present at the ceremony!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read 3?
I have no friends list.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write/draw 11?
I still dont have a friends list!

14) Does anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
NO FRIENDS LIST, FOR RASSILON'S SAKE!!!!

15)What might 10 scream at?
In fear: her boggart =D *thinking of book 3* In anger: Ron being abysmally dense again.

16) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what would the song be?
A man for all seasons - Robbie Williams or one of the songs by Chameleon Circuit - maybe Travelling Man or Doctor What

17) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Warnings: Potterwholock! Includes sonic screwdrivers, wands and Top Secret Government Plans, might contain a tad of angst, but loads of humour and misunderstood sarcasm, too.

18) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
"Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?" - please shoot me if I ever have to read THAT!

19) How might 11 descibe a relationship between 2 and 8?
"Doctor? ...Doctor Who? And Obi-Wan Kenobi? Isn't he that type of futuristic monk? Is that even legal?"

20) How emo is 7?
Emo? Donna?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one.

21) Would you rather marry 9 or 6?
Wilson or Lupin! Ohmigosh, I can't decide, they are both soooo cute! But it would be probably Wilson rather than Remus.

22) Do you recall any romance fics about 4 and 8?
Not that I'm aware of; luckily. Friendship, yes, romance, no.

23) What would you do if 2 and 9 were canon?
O_O Write a fic (and a letter to the creators) to correct that "little" lapse between the galaxies and set Wilson off with House.

24) Do you consider 3 good or bad?
Good! Very good! Marauders ftw!

25) 9 loved 1 untill 1 ran away with 5. 9 then had a hot one night stand with 6, leading 4 to fall in love with 8. To undo the damage, 8 sets 10 up with 7. 10 and 7 are very happy together, but 8 just feels more lonely. 8 tries dating 12, but 12 broke 8's heart to be with 11. 8 tries dating 6, untill he finds out 6 was secretly dating 8's best friend 2 behind 8's back. After even 3 blows 8 off, 8 follows the wise advice of 11 and finds a very happy life with 7.
Whoaaa! Hold on, hold on, hold on! What? What?! WHAT?!?
Wilson loved Mycroft until Mycroft ran away with Minerva. Wilson then had a hot one night stand with Remus, leading John to fall in love with Ten. To undo the damage, Ten sets Hermione up with Donna. Hermione and Donna are very happy together, but Ten just feels more lonely. Ten tries dating Eleven, but Eleven broke Ten's heart to be with House. Ten tries dating Remus, until he finds out Remus was secretly dating Ten's best friend Obi-Wan behind Ten's back. After even Sirius blows Ten off, Ten follows the wise advice of Housee and finds a very happy life with Donna.
O_O What?!?! Yay, Doctor/Donna in the end, but still...WHAT?!?!?!

26) Suggest a title for that story.
Err... "Much Ado About Love" or maybe "Timestreams of Love" or possibly "Broken Hearts - A Time Lord Longing for Love"

27) What's the most comforting thing 6 could say?
"Don't worry. I'll protect you. And full moon isn't in for the next three weeks."

28) Would you come to 7 and 9's wedding?
Sure, I like the both of them, but I'd rather try and set Wilson up with House and Donna with the Doctor (preferably Ten)

29) Is 4 your type?
Nope. He's cute but I would rather go for the Doctor (Ten and/or Eleven) or Mycroft. Even Wilson has more of "my type".

30) Would you be friends with 11?
I don't know if you could call that friendship...But I would like to try and put up with him constantly. Maybe rather in an employer/employee relationship? *thinking of a job at PPTH -> brb dreaming*

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A New History by Annie Walker reviews
During a heated battle, Dooku escaped into the past! Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker follow to stop him, but discover that Dooku went to the past where Obi-Wan is a young padawan to a very much alive Qui-Gon Jinn. Now, the two must go undercover to stop Dooku's plans from coming to fruition in order to save not only the future, but also young Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 373,345 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/16 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku
Dead End Job by itsravensfault reviews
This is the sequel to School can not contain us. YOu should read it first before you read this but yeah. Sherlock/John later on and so on and so on. Basically there is no summery because I stink at them. Have Fun!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,336 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reprise by Elfpen reviews
Ben Kenobi dies aboard the Death Star in the year 0 BBY. He wakes up shortly thereafter in the Jedi temple in the year 41 BBY. Haunted by memories and regret, Ben must forge a new path for himself in the Jedi Order of his youth while navigating the murky waters of time travel. Crafting a better future from bitter experience is hard, but learning to heal is even harder. Major AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,150 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Complete
Waking Up Dead by ChibiObiwan reviews
Obi-wan thought he was supposed to stay alive, watch over Luke, survive until the day the force called him home. Instead he falls through the ice on Illum and finds himself emerging thirty-three years in the past.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
That is a Stupid Law by Orlaine24 reviews
Where the Boys deal with some weird Laws and Scotland Yard get their revenge! Chapter 37! Carrots!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,057 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
But who will guard the guards? by CommanderKnobi1 reviews
Time Travel. AU. Obi-Wan centric fic. After dying on the Death Star, Obi-Wan travels back in time to when he was a padawan. Qui-Gon will be in for a surprise.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Obi-Wan K.
Staff Statutes by brains attack reviews
Sometimes, things get crazy in the staffroom at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and, sometimes, these lead to new rules on the (in)famous list of Staff Statutes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
Monotone of the Rain by Emanium reviews
Set in 1898. Upon her retirement as Hogwarts Headmistress, Minerva was to fulfill one thing that was asked of her by the former Headmaster. Little did she know she would be taken a century back in time to meet the teenage prodigy Albus Dumbledore. TransfigurationProfessor!Minerva x SeventhYear!Albus featuring ExchangeStudent!Gellert (Yikes!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] Gellert G.
Day Off by mtfrosty reviews
Our two favorite Jedi finally have a day off from the war... deadly breakfast... annoying droids... and how can I not have fun picking on Mace?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,104 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
The lost son by Rose de Sharon reviews
Summary: AU, set in Season 8. Fed up by his co-workers' attitude towards him, McGee accepts a perilous six-month mission in Afghanistan. His absence finally opens the eyes of Team Gibbs, but will it be too late? NOMINATED for The Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards in the Favorite Complete Fanfic category!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 479,023 - Reviews: 5767 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 3,726 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Not Quite The Devil You Know by Taranea reviews
Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'.
Crossover - Supernatural & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,154 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Science of Distraction by JennaEf reviews
Sherlock's and John's attemps of distracting each other... Or anybody else, for that matter. The series of one-shots. Disclamer: I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,626 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Make it in Time by i.am.a.griffin reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts is lost and Ginny finds herself in the hands of Harry, who tells her she is the last fighter alive. He wraps a Time Turner around her neck, mutters an enchantment and is gone. She has to change the future. But how?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 176,506 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Remus L., Ginny W. - Complete
STARE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Plotline by LionLad reviews
In this parody, the galaxy's stupidest Jedi and his long-suffering apprentice rescue a hot queen and set off in search of the plot. Rated T for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,338 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Nute Gunray
Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Blue Box by JSmith25 reviews
An alien spaceship crashed in the lake close to the school, an eccentric Professor and a mysterious blue box? Harry's Fifth Year at Hogwarts is going to be an exciting one.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,615 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Man Who Sold the World by PrettyArbitrary reviews
If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Saga of Dean and Crowley by IceAngel 69 reviews
What would have happened if Crowley was the one Dean spoke to at the end of 'Two Minutes to Midnight' and not Bobby? Do opposites really attract or are Dean and Crowley not so different after all? And will what they have survive when everyone is trying to tear them apart? eventual Dean/Crowley slash and rated M for later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,057 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Les Miserables: Jean's Confrontation by xXJotunDevilXx reviews
This is a story (couldn't refuse)between Jean and Javert. This is based off of 2012's movie. Not older movies or plays, just to be clear. Like all of my stories, it does have slash in it so read at your own risk.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,365 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean - Complete
Small Families by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by mini-mid reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 4,162 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Walk In The Dust by JunoInferno reviews
A retelling of Series 3 where Rose is still with the Doctor, but they are joined by Donna Noble. Shipping inside. Also, they go to the Planet of the Hats. Voyage of the Damned in progress.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 113,867 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Smith and Watson by Monetary Value reviews
The Doctor got Dr. John Watson as his attending physician rather than Martha Jones. / Post-Reichenbach, no slash, S3E1 "Smith and Jones",
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, John W.
The Path of a Jedi by mokakenobi reviews
AU, Obi-Wan finds himself back in time and has to decide which path to take
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 243,832 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Houdini by Expecto-Prongs reviews
Moriarty talks a bit with a rogue criminal, only to find that perhaps he shouldn't have over looked Sherlock's pet quite so quickly. Obsession quickly ensues. Featuring a BAMF John, a clueless Sherlock, a plot device OC (jump to chapter 6 to skip him), and an unstable stalker Moriarty. Rated T for mild violence and language. Epilogue's up, now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,165 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Teacher Swap by tartan-angel reviews
Part of Albus's plan to raise school morale involves a little shake-up to the normal routine. Whatever will become of one of his craziest ideas to date?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,450 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
You Can't by x-Avarice-x reviews
As she asked so very long ago, on that day of death and burning, The Doctor does what he does best - he saves someone. *One-shot, 2012 Olympics related*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Never Too Late by KCS reviews
Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Donna In Underland by Serenity's Lady reviews
Donna wakes up in a strange and wonderful place!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/18/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Star Wars: The Phantom Parody by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
Since I already finished writing parodies of AOTC and ROTS, I figured I should try writing a parody of TPM as well! So, here it is...it's funny, I promise!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012
Queen of Swords by Cassandra147 reviews
Minerva McGonagall: a life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,078 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Fated To Need by Mir Queen reviews
Severus Snape had never been one to believe in fate or destiny. But if he had been, he rather thought Albus and Minerva were fated to need each other as much as any two people in the annals of ancient folklore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Boundless Salvation by Mir Queen reviews
Albus Dumbledore stood in the doorway like a hero from Greek Mythology, wand silhouetted with deadly precision against the light from the corridor, features contorted into a horrifying mixture of grief, fury, and terror, and his blue eyes sparking like fire. Umbridge looked positively ghostly with fear at the sight of him standing there like an avenging angel prepared for battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Butterfly Effect: Wings of Time by Chrystel Malfoy-Potter reviews
Time is a fickle thing. When Obi-Wan is sent back into the past with the blessing of the Force, he did not expect that it would be so difficult to change the future. On top of that, his only ally is a long dead "brother" who had gone Rogue. Can he do it?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Meddling for the Greater Good by thatblue reviews
The TARDIS gives the Doctor and Donna a push.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Christmas Interlude by KCS reviews
Technically an AU spin-off of A Messy Business and Never Too Late, mainly because timelines don't work to give tiny!John a first Christmas with Sherlock. Pretend AMB isn't set in September but rather December, and this is the result. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,211 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You're Mine, John Watson by allonsy-doctor reviews
Mycroft promised it wouldn't be over; now it's time to carry out his promise. John's been kidnapped, and Sherlock's willing to walk through hell to save him. Sequel to "Notice Me, John" / "Pretend With Me". crack!stalkerfic; one-sided Johncroft; Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Goodbye Mr Smith by Basmathgirl reviews
I thought I'd do a modern re-working of Human Nature/Family of Blood, where Donna meets up with the Doctor as Mr John Smith in the comprehensive school where he works.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,143 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Martha J. - Complete
Most Wanted by Bluebellfics reviews
"Nothing happens to me", he'd say earlier that day, when talking to his therapist. If only he knew… It was like the line'd been patiently waiting to be uttered, to trigger all kind of changes in John's life... Future Johnlock. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, John W.
John Watson, Bachelor by Rayonea reviews
For those of you who aren't up-to-date on their Reality TV schedules, Monday night is The Bachelor night. This season, John Watson is the bachelor. Tonight, our journey comes to a close.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,563 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
In Pretense Of Relaxation by Captain Harley Quinn reviews
After a long hard case, Tim is highly strung and Jethro just wants to relax. NC-17. Slash. McGibbs. Written for McGibbs Series. AU.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Your Doctor by x-Avarice-x reviews
"When you find your Doctor. That's when everything changes." *One-shot*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Darsant Avat by Rosabell reviews
AU Set in the first timeline of "Filial Piety" as response to poll results. What would it have been like if Qui-Gon had loved Obi-Wan from the start and never trained Xanatos? Many things change as we follow Obi-Wan from when he was 9 onwards.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,706 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Two Halves of a Whole by shadowdweller25 reviews
The man was his drug and he was the addict. He couldn't stop, no matter how wrong it was. McGibbs. Dark and Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Our Inherent Home by SherlockianGirl reviews
An accident renders Sherlock and John momentarily unconscious in the present...and perhaps permanently stranded in the Victorian past.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Wenn Freundschaft alles ist, was bleibt by patty2 reviews
Ein Geschichte, in der sich John Watson und Sherlock Holmes schon in der Schule kennenlernen. Beide kommen aus unterschiedlichen Welten und haben ihre eigenen Probleme. Vor allem John... Please read and review :- Rating T
Sherlock - Rated: T - German - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Notice Me, John by allonsy-doctor reviews
John was an unsuspecting prey. Mycroft has something a little more than a crush, and it's getting out of hand. One-sided Johncroft, crack!stalkerfic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Back Again by WizardWay reviews
Sirius does a spell wrong that results in time travel to Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts. Harry is not there, but Dumbledore's Army is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,101 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sirius B., Neville L.
Poison by ViennaSunset reviews
No longer a oneshot. John has to suck poison out of Sherlock's neck after he gets in the way of a poison dart. Although that bruise is going to be very awkward to explain...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
School can not contain us by itsravensfault reviews
Sherlock and John are two kids in a big school. They have no clue the other exists until a mystery brings them together. This totally sounds origanal I know but if you would like you can try and read it. I do not own BBC Sherlock or the characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,379 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Spoof by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
A revised version of my original parody- my penname used to be XenaGirl. Enter a Galaxy where General Grievous holds Alcoholics Anonymous meetings; Anakin is addicted to oven cleaner; and the Jedi battle the Sith in fierce Guitar Hero duels.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
House's Houses by Intestines reviews
After reading the Deathly Hallows, House decides he needs to keep the magic alive by reviving Hogwarts at Princeton Plainsboro, and Sorting his team.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2011 - G. House - Complete
Some Things Never Change by Captain LeBubbles reviews
Minerva and Tom never did quite get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Finally! by tartan-angel reviews
Albus Dumbledore, newly-appointed Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is annoyed. Does nobody know him? Does nobody care? Will nobody ever see that all he wants is a nice pair of socks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Facebook by Indigo Lights reviews
What if the witches and wizards of Hogwarts all have facebook accounts? Stalk 'em here. Series of Drabbles. R&R. Can also include AVPM/S. Rated for Language. Enjoy reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Run by x-Avarice-x reviews
"You spend each day closely watching every person you see, fully prepared to run." *One-shot*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Imbalance by Tashilover reviews
There is a sudden imbalance in the Force. And Obi-Wan must pay for it. A time travel fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,511 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Obi-Wan K.
Changing the Future with Books by charliesbyfarmyfavoriteweasley reviews
Harry goes back in time to his third year at Hogwarts to read the books with 16 other people to change the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 200 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Harry P.
A Letter for the Doctor by x-Avarice-x reviews
What if you could write a letter to the Doctor? What if you could tell him everything – all your hopes, your dreams, your past and his future?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - 10th Doctor
Take Us Away by x-Avarice-x reviews
This fic isn't about Doctor Who as much as it's about the fans of Doctor Who, the people who sit on this website and delve into everything that this show has to offer. This is for you guys.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
The Tenth Doctor discovers that his song isn't ending: it's just leaving to join in a greater melody, above and beyond death itself... A oneshot of various pairings and much joy, because I have had it up to HERE with all the emo!Ten floating around.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
A Tribute by x-Avarice-x reviews
Because this entire fandom has it all wrong. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
She Will Love You by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
6 months post-JE. Rose is back on the TARDIS and she and the Doctor are blissfully in love... or are they? The Doctor can't help feeling that something's wrong, and he wishes he could ask his best friend for advice, but Donna left the TARDIS a month ago..
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Our Journey Goes On by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
If Russel T. Davies REALLY loved us, the end of Journey's End might've looked a little more like this...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
If the Foundations Be Destroyed by alice chess reviews
Post-TDK. Bruce Wayne's life goes from bad to worse, courtesy of his newly-escaped archnemesis. How can the Joker be defeated when Batman is in his unknowing clutches? Includes OCs. Violence, possible deaths.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,383 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Secret Fan by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Tim-centered oneshot. Tim finds out that he has a fan...but he never would have guessed who it would be. Awkward!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Meetings at the Ministry by minervathefeline reviews
Dumbledore has to go to a ministry meeting. This time, however, he brings Minerva along. What will they do to escape Cornelius Fudge and the boredom that awaits? All dialogue, short. Review please! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Irony by Christy Tortland reviews
An accident causes Asajj Ventress to have memory loss. And consequently, she falls madly in love with the first man she sets eyes on. Needless to say, the results are humorous. AU Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
Biology 101: Meiosis by theinspired reviews
During The Doctor's Daughter, the Doctor gets a little carried away with a science lesson. This was a biology assignment. I had to write a story about meiosis using certain vocabulary. Of course, I had to tie it in to Doctor Who. Hope you like it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Demonstration of Character by Adrian Tullberg reviews
The simple reason many characters on the silver screen do not match up to their printed counterparts is that the comic character can make a significant impact on the plotline. Case in point ...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alfred P., Joker - Complete
Local Storms by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Crack!fic oneshot. When Vance decides that the weather in DC is bad, downright criminal, in fact, who does he call on to fix it? The NCIS team, of course. Beware: Nothing serious lies herein.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Professor McGonagall's Secret by snarkysweetness reviews
After ‘Moody’ turns Malfoy into a ferret, Minerva has some words for him, leading Barty to discover a big secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Minerva M., Alastor M. - Complete
Locked In The Broom Cabinet by Ilse O'Hara reviews
I know it's been done before...Minerva and Albus stuck in a confined space. Let's see what happens : Rated T for language. Not to be taken seriously...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Hell hath no fury like a Gryffindor lioness scorned! This story continues McGonagall and Umbridge's argument in "Order of the Phoenix", with Minerva coming out on top! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? by Leda74 reviews
It's Christmas Day in the Noble household, and the Doctor's trying to get into the spirit of things. Unfortunately, he hasn't quite grasped a few essentials.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Sylvia N., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Standoff by LimitedByCreativity reviews
Spoilers for 4x13. Before being shot by Davros, he and our favourite red-headed companion exchange a few words. Is Donna Noble really bothered?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Davros, Donna N. - Complete
Womanly Wiles by truly unruly reviews
Oneshot. Set during “The Doctor’s Daughter”. The Doctor reluctantly allows Donna to try out her “womanly wiles”, but they aren’t quite what he expected…
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Mischeif Maker by lost logic reviews
this was posted before but i had to make some changes. Minerva has a secret and one night at Grimauld place it comes out!Heavy OOCness and hopefully some laughs. One shot. Tell me watcha think, review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
Back in the Day by mrscribble reviews
There's another reason Dolores Umbridge hates Minerva McGonagall and also why she has certain... amphibian resemblances. Set circa 1940 in MM and DU's fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dolores U., Minerva M. - Complete
Harbouring on Illegal by Maddi-wan reviews
[MIDSOMER MURDERS] Troy has once again been sent on one of Barnaby’s harbouring on illegal searches, but this time was caught by the local police. Just a little fun about Barnaby coming and getting him. Oneshot
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 272 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
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One Last Life reviews
The Doctor has grown tired and weary of the universe. Now he has reached his last regeneration, which holds a surprise for him. - Future!Doctor. A Doctor/Donna-fix it. Not quite sure about the category. Kinda happy ending, but still sad.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Shaun T., Donna N. - Complete
In Flux reviews
The Doctor is alone and broken. He despairs over his loss. Now calling himself the Time Lord Victorioius, he will save the woman he loves. At any cost. Doctor/Donna
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
The Superiority of Time Lords reviews
The Doctor is going on and on about how Time Lords are superior to humans. What will a little argument about that lead to?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Off to See the Stars reviews
When you meet the Doctor and he asks you to come with him... 2nd person
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Company reviews
John is kidnapped by Mycroft. Again. Or not? OS, MycroftXJohn
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete