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Author has written 7 stories for Supernatural, and Vampire Diaries.

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The Case of a Forgotten Jacket by HPMJ reviews
It's Christmas and everyone is excited. Even Damon goes insane, and does something he would never admit he did. Alaric/Damon .
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Damon S., Alaric S. - Complete
Santa Klaus Is Coming To Town by fandomfatale reviews
When Elijah informs the group that Klaus and Santa Claus are one and the same, they do a spell to jump forward in time and kill him on Christmas Eve when he comes to deliver presents. More detailed summary inside. Humor/Christmas piece.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
Who Loves You, Man? by ronny-of-yore reviews
Fluffy brotherly love in which Sam realizes how much his big brother loves him and Dean gets pissed off about it.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Worse than gay porn by renrenren3 reviews
If there's something that scares Dean Winchester, it's fangirls. Who knows what they'll get up to next? Warning: mentions of mpreg.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
DAMON: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
GREETINGS! You are now the proud owner of a DAMON SALVATORE unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to end up as his main course, do you? Kidding! Of course, you do.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
The Evils of Cheap Drink by ChickenSoupForDinner reviews
Alaric is drunk and grading papers one night when Damon turns up unannounced. Too bad drunk Alric is not as smart as sober Alaric.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Damon S., Alaric S. - Complete
Black Sheets by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because perhaps it is not such a shattering play of events at all, perhaps it is more a quiet stumbling into things that cannot be fought. SiriusRegulus. Slash, incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Indian Summer by pins reviews
Shivers ran up and down his body and the pain put his arms on fire. He was aware of his own tiny whimpers mingling with Malfoy’s as the people drew nearer and nearer." Draco finds Harry in the forbidden forest with a razor. love, self-harm, slash, quiddit
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Careful Who You're Caught With by Maxine-san reviews
A Christmas present from the Weasley twins, two D.A. parties, several fights, and of course, mistletoe! This holiday season is shaping up to be slightly better than 5th year's, even if the person Harry'll be kissing isn't who he expected. Slash. Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Peppermint and Cherry by Maxine-san reviews
Harry and Draco, in the library, with a candy cane. A 655 word ficlet. Slash. Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Vampire Diaries Kings Cup reviews
The Vampire Diaries gang plays a round of Kings Cup at a Party. With Bonnie's magically enhanced cards there's no telling what will go wrong! DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a romance between Damon and Elena. They're just the comic relief.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Prison Ties reviews
Dean, Damon, Mason and Nate find themselves in prison together. How will their prison stint change them? Will hilarity ensue? Or just the unthinkable? slash.
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Dean W., Damon S.
Snowed In reviews
Everyone in the town of Mystic Falls gets snowed in with no power when one of Bonnie's spells backfires. Who's stuck with who? And will everyone survive the night? DISCLAIMER: This fic is NOT a romance between Damon and Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Every Man's Worst Nightmare reviews
Damon's not sure he knows what his worst nightmare is... But it seems Katherine does! What could be worse than Elena dieing? What could Katherine possibly have cooked up this time?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S.
Teaser for 'Road Trip' reviews
Male bonding at its finest. read the author's note first or you'll be so confused your brain might explode...
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sam W., Stefan S. - Complete
Things Fall Apart reviews
There's one thing Dean never jokes about, and Sam and Castiel have crossed the line.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Priceless reviews
Dean gets a surprise in the shower.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete