Author has written 3 stories for Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir.
So atm, all of my stories will be taken down, re written, and fixed. I have grown and become a better writer, so I want my work to show that as well...
I also Post on Archive of Our own under: JazzieLaniell & EbonySexKitten
Well... My name is Jasmine.
I'm over the age of 18
Writing stories, playing video games, and coloring pictures are what I love to do
Muziq (NOT MUSIC, BUT MUZIQ) is a BIG part of my life.
That's it, any questions? Inbox meh. :)
My Favorite Couples:
Fairy Tail- Gajeel Levy, Natsu Lucy, Laxus Mira, Bixlow Lisanna, Elfman Evergreen, and any combination of Sting Rogue Minerva Kagura and Yukiko
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir- Chloé Nathanaël, Adrian Marinette, Niko Alya
Powerpuff Girls- Blossom Brick, Bubbles Boomer, Buttercup Butch
Teen Titans- Beastboy Raven, Robin Starfire, Cyborg BumbleBee, Kid Flash Jinks
Crinimal Minds- Morgan Garcia
X-Men: Evolution- Kurt Kitty
NCIS- Tony Ziva, McGee Abby
Alvin and The Chipmunks- Alvin Brittany, Simon Jenette, Theadore Elenore
iCarly- Freddie Sam, Gibby Carly
Danny Fantom- Danny Sam, Tucker Jas
Avatar the Last Airbender- Zuko Katara, Aang Toph, Sokka Suki
Phineas and Ferb- Phineas Isabella, Ferb Gretchen or Vanessa, Jeremy Candace
Jimmy Neutron- Jimmy Cindy, Sheen Libby
Rugrats/All Grown Up- Tommy Kimi, Dil Lil, Phil Suzie, Chuckie Angelica
Victorius- Andre' Tori, Robbie Cat, Beck Jade
Shake It Up- Duece CeCe, Gunter Rocky, Ty Tinka
Fruits Basket- Kyo Tohru
Good Luck Charlie- Gabe Jo
39 Clues- Ian Amy, Dan Natalie
Kids Next Door- 2 5, 4 3
Fairly OddParents- Timmy Tootie
Hey Arnold- Arnold Helga
GOT A PROBLEM WITH THEM, TOO BAD. GET OFF OF MY PROFILE IF YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid recall warnings:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)