Author has written 12 stories for Janet Evanovich, Supernatural, True Grit, 2010, Eragon, and Glee.
"Turn your head to the sun; the shadows will fall behind you."
If you think that the Snuggie is a backwards robe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're living la vida loca, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love duct tape with a passion, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to be Batman, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever seen the resemblence between Mr. Spock and Professer Snape, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you're a photographer, copy and paste this into your profile.
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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.
If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
Q: How do you get two flute players to play in unison?
A: Shoot one.
Q:What is the range of a flute?
A: Oh, about twenty yards on a good day.
Q - Why did the chicken cross the road?
A - To get away from the flute recital.
Q - What's the difference between an flute and a chainsaw?
A - You can tune the chain saw.
Q: How many flutists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to change it and four to contemplate how Sir James Galway would have done it.
Q: What's the difference between flute players and government bonds?
A:Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Q: What is the difference between a dead flute player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road?
A: The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.
Q: Why were flutes invented?
A: To hit the person on the right.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
(\_/) This is Bunny.
(0.o) Copy and paste him into your
Help him achieve world domination
()_() ()_() ()_() These are Bunny's minions.
(()()) (()()) (()()) Don't forget them.
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