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Author has written 12 stories for Janet Evanovich, Supernatural, True Grit, 2010, Eragon, and Glee.

"Turn your head to the sun; the shadows will fall behind you."


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Q: How do you get two flute players to play in unison?

A: Shoot one.

Q:What is the range of a flute?

A: Oh, about twenty yards on a good day.

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road?

A - To get away from the flute recital.

Q - What's the difference between an flute and a chainsaw?

A - You can tune the chain saw.

Q: How many flutists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Five. One to change it and four to contemplate how Sir James Galway would have done it.

Q: What's the difference between flute players and government bonds?

A:Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

Q: What is the difference between a dead flute player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road?

A: The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.

Q: Why were flutes invented?

A: To hit the person on the right.


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The Missing Trenchcoat by AquilaTempestas reviews
Castiel embarks on a heavenly mission to find the culprit that stole his trenchcoat. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Castiel - Complete
Not your typical Fairy Tale by Gamer-Alexis reviews
Dean, a wanted fugitive from the Angels, finds himself on a quest to bring angel Prince Castiel to Lord Balthazar. Along the way he meets demons and monsters and finds that true love can be found in the most unlikely of places
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,096 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
I'm Still Here by AnimeWolf524 reviews
A blood thirsty captain and a cut throat crew is a far cry from the pirate ship Loki's crew. A floating psycho ward with a crew of professional pirates following Captain Gabriel sailing for adventure, by looking for Sam Winchester. Sabriel Destiel OC/OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,761 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] - Complete
An Archangel and a Soul Walk into a Bar by Ockermuller reviews
Gabriel knows he shouldn't fall in love with incorporeal souls, but to his credit, he has a feeling Sam's future body is going to be totally hot. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Dean of the Dead by Michelle Knight 1188 reviews
Zombies. They show up, interrupt a hunt, bite Dean, and run off into the woods. How rude. Now Dean's infected, Sam's freaking out, and on top of everything else the two brothers have to stop the walking dead from dining on the civilians. Brains, anyone?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,759 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
Dean VS rats by 6Darkest6Angel6 reviews
Written for a prompt in the Dean-focused hurt/comfort comment-fic meme #5. Dean freaks out when he sees a huge rat in their motel room. Freaked out/scared!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Castiel's coat by Bookjunk reviews
Four loosely connected one-shots about the trouble Castiel's coat gets him into with Dean. Summer, fall, winter and spring.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Light of My Life by delicate-storm reviews
Dean is in mourning when he loses the love of his life, only the love in question is not necessarily what you would expect. Just some crack fun. And I suck at summaries.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Series of Shorts by Monkey Ruler reviews
Mostly fluff and humor. Fourth chapter: Castiel wakes up
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Supernatural Fun Facts by ParzivalHallows reviews
...because Chuck Norris jokes have just gotten so lame.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011
Then there was a pillow by zeppx reviews
Cas gets fed up with Dean finally.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cavities and Toothaches by Heart Torn Out reviews
Dean has a toothache. Problem is? He's terrified of the dentists! A certain angel comes to help, but it turns out to be so much more. And not everything is as it seems. Destiel, 'cuz i will go down with this friggin ship people.c
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Accidental superheroes by renrenren3 reviews
High school AU. Dean is the popular kid on the football team, Cas is the weird kid that everyone on the football team makes fun of. Except, they're both wearing superhero shirts today, and this is just the beginning.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Bobby blir en bebis by Sam the devil reviews
det är en väldigt bra humor
Supernatural - Rated: K - Swedish - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bobby S., Samuel C.
Pagan Polka Dot Theory by zeppx reviews
A drabble brought on by being under the influence. Polka dots are discussed over jellybeans. I don't even know.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Pretty Pretty Princess by visionsofmangos reviews
It's all a little unclear, but someone lost a bet somewhere along the line, and now everyone's playing the girliest board game ever invented: Pretty Pretty Princess.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
He always steals my things by Madam Mimm reviews
Anyone notice Castiel has been a bit... weird lately?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
5 Hour Energy by WinchesterGirl5525 reviews
Dean gets ahold of Sammy's energy drink... feathers... mustard...chaos
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dean The Unicorn: The Adventures of the North Pole by 67impalalover reviews
What happens when a trickster plays a joke on Dean by giving Sam and Cas the personalities of a unicorn? They must complete an epic journey to the north pole or be stuck in a rather high pitched form forever.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
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Red II reviews
The sequel to Red: After being under constant attack, the Varden sends their best spy to get infromation out of Murtagh to try to find the 'weak link in the armor.' But will she be able to betray the man she owes her life to?
Eragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Murtagh
Folie Pour Deux reviews
Kurt fails at French. That includes studying it. Klaine Fluff One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Archblast reviews
Sam flys solo to check out a rock band made up of hunters who just might know something about the friendly neighboorhood trickster. Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
SkyWheel reviews
A series of loosly connected shorts start this out...laughter, love, and Chuck Norris is guaranteed. Sabriel. Fluffy. Very, very fluffy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,911 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Red reviews
A Varden spy charges into a job disguised as a stable boy named "Red." However, it's not horses that she's looking after. It's Thorn.
Eragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,553 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Murtagh - Complete
The Best of Kansas reviews
After being brutally chopped up by a zombie chick, Sam is dragged to Kansas for a hunt.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2011
The Reaccount of the Ranger Affair reviews
After eight years, LaBoeuf returns. However, because he hides a secret from Mattie, he puts her in danger. Mattie/LaBoeuf because that's what should have happened.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Newspaper Taxies reviews
Sam and Dean head to New York to stop a haunting. However, they somehow manage to get stuck with a mojoless Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
The Elephant in the Room reviews
Sam and Dean insult Gabriel's angelic machoness when he was faced with an angry elephant. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Gabriel - Complete
The Epics reviews
Dean accidently sends a down-on-his-mojo Castiel to London.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Bandwagon reviews
The Impala gets commandeered by a two man band headed to New Orleans. However, the boys have car trouble during the rescue mission.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Happy Hajj, Stephanie Plum! reviews
How can Stephanie take down an enemy that could outsmart Ranger? Who will win? Ranger, Asji, or the Soup?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete