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Author has written 9 stories for Fairy Tail, Legend of Zelda, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Vocaloid.
Hi guys! Since you're looking into my profile, you're probably wanting to know more about me, or perhaps you're just being a stalker. But I don't really mind! Anyways, here are a few things about me that you should know:
I'm a typical sadist. I love torturing and humiliating my favorite characters in funny and exhilarating ways.
I take a while making updates because I always have to see where I'm going with the story, plus killing the characters isn't my job, so I have to find a nice safe way for them to survive, ( most of the time ).
I love receiving reviews, I mean, who doesn't? And I take recommendations and a little help with greedy hands, so don't hesitate in saying or asking something!
I have a series of of animes or games that I'm obsessed about and I thoroughly recommend to you:
*Hetalia: I really am OBSESSED with this anime I even created OCs about my country and his provinces! :D You HAVE to see it if you haven't! If you don't... Russia will go after you with a lead pipe. And Belarus will chase you with her knives of infinite creepiness and England with his horrible scones.
*Golden Sun: This is a video game that is pretty old, but a new version just came out and I got it. IT WAS AWESOME! It's about tiny little dragons called Djins that are classified by elements! And they help out the main characters who also have elemental-based powers during their own journey around the country ( or is it continent?) of Weyard!
* Legend of Zelda series: If you have never heard of this game series, you aren't considered a video-game fan. Link kicks ass and is one hundred times better than that Italian plumber that always wears over-alls and screams "Mamma Mia!" when he jumps off cliffs instead of just dying for once!
*Fairy Tail: Ah Fairy Tail The anime that has as much comic-relief as Hetalia It's about the country of Fiore. A country where it's biggest economical activity is: magic. Fiore has wizards, mages, and witches. Each of them have a type of magic and gather at certain buildings called "guilds". Once you're inside a guild, you're part of a huge family and given a tattoo to represent the guild you're from. The main characters are hilarious, and most of the dialogue can touch your soul and make you cry. It's the truth!
* Kaze no Stigma: This anime may not be all that popular, but I really enjoyed it! You can look up a summary in wikipedia, because frankly I'm tired of writing summaries. ;-;
MY FANFIC INFO FILE:
The Legend of Zelda
I'm planning on torturing Vaati next. Probably with a lot of humiliation, but not much, for I really adore that purple pipsqueak!!
Maybe Shadow or Dark are going next on my hit list. I love torturing the villains. ( except Ganon. I hate that *. Why can't he stay * dead? He always keeps * annoying me all the * TIME!!! Ufff... Sorry about the language. I just really hate him.) They are so much fun to torture than the heroes, and instead of blaming me for all their bad fortunes, they blame "karma" :)
If you have any suggestions, feel free to ask!
I'm also going to do another poll for my Legend of Zelda story " Shadow's Plan". Please answer the Poll if you want to hurry up the updating process!
Ah, those fics are dead. Of course, unless I receive a little motivation and support.
I Love It! It's soo funny! I'm going to write a fanfic about it. but not now. PRUSSIA! Yeah, did I mention I have an obsession with Prussia? PRUSSIA! Don't know why, i just do. PRUSSIA! It's a little funny and annoying at times, PRUSSIA! But I try my best not to let it show. PRUSSIA! Which I don't do very well. PRUSSIA!!!!
Right now, I represent Panama in the send a letter to a country, so if you have questions to him, just send me an inbox!
MY OC'S! NE I'M GOING TO FILL THIS IN LATER! OKAY?
NOW, OFF TO MY COPY-PASTE FILE!
Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
here are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Shhhhhh...Im tring to avoid you...dont tell them though...OMG, how did you find me?!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
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Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!
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I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile!
30 percent of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Yes, I'm a gamer girl; Yes, we do exist...
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you'reWHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
My Favorite Animal: Dragons
My Least Favorite Animal: Wasps with the ability to start the zombie apocalypse. In reality, they do exist! They inject serum into another insect's brain, causing it to become a type of zombie, so the wasp can lay its eggs IN IT so when they hatch they can eat the zombie insect inside out. ._.
My Favorite Color: Green
My Favorite Thing in the World: Motivational posters!
My Least Favorite Thing in the World: losing myself in self-caused doubt. Better word: inhibition.
My Favorite Thing to Do: Live ma life
My Least Favorite Thing to Do: Deciding how to deal with bad habits, and justify my point of view in a away I don't look meek or stupid.
My Greatest Achievement: Greatest achievement? Eto... still being alive, yep definitely that.
My Favorite Person: My mom and dad
My Least Favorite Person: Power-crazed people who destroy human morals, society, lives, and still get it their way.
My Favorite Time of Day: Night
My Least Favorite Time of Day: I never really liked 10 a.m for a reason.
My Favorite Famous Quote: "We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness. Not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone, and the good Earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful but we have lost our way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed we have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in machinery that gives us abundance. Has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel to little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities life will be violent and all will be lost."
- Sir Charles Spence "Charlie" Chaplin.
My Favorite Personal Quote: *smile in complete and utter silence for the rest of the day*
My Favorite Boy Name: Matthew, Leonidas, Cicero
My Favorite Girl Name: Serenity, Brooke, Aura
My Favorite Element: They all deserve love and appreciation.
My Favorite Environment: High in the mountain where I can have a wonderful view of what's around.
My Favorite Weather: Cool
My Strongest Subject: English
My Favorite Month: Decemer
My Most Recognizable Trait: Changing drastically from one day to another. I never know who I'll be the next morning.
My Favorite Memory: I got lost in the Vatican City for three hours a short while before Pope Benedict XXI, you know the last pope, resigned. My history teacher teases me by saying that while I was lost, the Pope met me. And lost all faith in humanity, the reason as to why he resigned.
My Least Favorite Memory: When I was bullied in the bus every day for a year
My Proudest Memory: Being responsible and not wasting any second of my life for over a month. I've never felt as proud.
The Memory My Friends Talk About: All the pranks a friend of mine pulled on the teacher at third grade. Poor British teacher with that Mexican student and the false cockroach...
My First Concert: Oreja de Vangogh, a Spanish band.
My Last Concert: Read last question.
My First Word: Mom
The Last English Word I Spoke: Ahhhh.
How Many Best Friends I've Ever Had: 10!
My Best Friend Now: That's unfair.
My Role-Model: My father and my friends.
My Favorite Hero: Link! ( That includes all of his versions) Harry Potter takes second place.
My Favorite Heroine: Sailor Moons, Katniss Everdeen, and Esmeralda from the Hunchback from Notre Dame.
The Person Who Must Hate Me the Most: Too many to name but an example is Carlos
The Person Who Must Love Me the Most: Both my parents.
My Favorite Present: My computer, a key to a new world!
How Many Innocent Secrets Do I Have: Too many to count!
Not So Innocent Secrets: Hehehehe...
How Many Times Have I Fallen in Love: 3
My Biggest Fear: That everyone I love will abandon me. That I shall fall into hubris to never come out.
Something I Probably Should Be Afraid But Am Not: Confronting a Stranger.
How Many Different Friends Have I Hung Out With in the Past Year: LOTS!
Am I a Slacker: Depends on my mood
Am I a Hypocrite: Again, it depends on my mood
Have I Ever Wished On a Shooting Star: Nope, never seen one
How Many of My Dreams Have Come True: Almost all of them!
Have I Ever Run Over an Animal: Yup. Frogs. They are just in the middle of the road with a suicidal wish. And it Aint My fault!
The Most Exotic Thing I've Eaten: Sushi (yum!)
How Many Different Countries Have I been to: U.S, and South America.
Can I Cook: Sort of
Who Would I Most Likely Walk to the Ends of the Earth For: Anyone in my family or friends
My Loudest Family Member: My cousins
My Quietest Family Member: My other Cousin
My Most Eccentric Family Member: -
My Happiest Family Member: -
My Polar Opposite Family Member:-
My Most Annoying Family Member: -
My Oldest Family Member: My paternal grandmother
My Worst Nightmare: Don't remember my dreams after a few hours. Unless they're awesome!
My Worst Pet Peeve: So many
Last Thing I Was Angry At: How my voice can't resist singing for a few hours.
Last Movie I Cried In: One about the life of a past Queen of England and her family. She was a wife of one of the Henry's, but I don't remember the title. Sorry.
I LOVE THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!!!
: Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"
"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"
"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"
"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile
I'm a Christian And I'm Proud to believe in God!
If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,
If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you think that God isn't real and that Jesus Christ didn't suffer and die for us, just think about this. There's a molecule in our body called laminin which holds all of our cells together. Without it we could not exist as our cells could not bind. Laminin is in the shape of a cross so we have millions of microscopic crosses holding us together every day of our lives. God's love holds us together every day of our lives.
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u like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, natcat5, Vampire Countess, Sutchi
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class skyclad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.)
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
Looks like I'm kind of like neutral between Air and Water. If i can't choose. does that make me a cloud? Since that is the only combination between those two elements?
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
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She said that she wanted to get high.
Would you do this?
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gave him a big hug.)
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?
12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...
ANNOYING FACT #1- 10 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE WILL DIE.
Weather Forecast for tonight: Dark
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
How is it possible to have a civil war?
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Taste the rainbow - EAT CRAYONS
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me? Then sit down.
Roses are red,
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.
Just some stuff to let you know my level of insanity
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
You say Taylor Swift,I say My chemical Romance
You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence
You say Miley Cyrus,I say Paramore
You say T-Pain,I say Muse
You say Eminem,I say Linkin Park
You say Jonas Brother,I say Green Day
You say Rap ,I scream ROCK!
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this.
Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
A Poland x Veneciano fic? ...Nope. I haven't even seen this pairing before!
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
...Latvia isn't hot. He's freakishly cute and completely huggable. But describing him as hot... would make me sound like a complete Pedo.
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
If Hungary got Prussia pregnant? XD That would be hilarious! It would be like a complete change of rolls! Oh, and Hungary would totally top by the way.
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
About Spain? Duh. I'm half Spanish moron. Of COURSE I've read fics about Spain. ...Wow. Is it weird that I'm half Spanish and HALF ITALIAN? ...I'm Spain's and Romano's love child. And strange enough, I always read fics about them. ...weird...
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Romano and Belarus? ...Yeah, I think they could be a good couple. Both of them have some sort of job that has to do with killings! Romano has the mafia and Belarus has her knives and her obsession with Russia! But taking the slight possibility that Belarus might murder Romano if he insulted her precious Russia, and Romano's potty mouth, I don't think they would last long. ;
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
France and England vs. Spain and England? ...O_o I don't know. France and England have the classical love-hate relationship and France is the romantic one But England and Spain would also be a I used to hate you relationship! And France and Spain are both part of the Bad Touch Trio... they're both hot too... I gives up. =_= This question is too hard.
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Romano found Latvia and France in a relationship that nobody knew of? Romano would bring in a swearing parade about France being a pedophile, then get scared of France's pervertedness, run away, and get back up.
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
A Belarus x Hungary? Oh crap, it's a yuri pairing. Fine then. I'll still do it. Maybe if I started by:
Belarus: rejected by every single country in Europe, even by her brother. Hungary: the girl everyone admired because of her charm and beauty. Maybe if put in the same room alone, the science of opposites attracting one another might happen between these two different sides of the status quote. Read and find out...
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
An England \ Veneciano fic? No, I don't think I've seen that pairing before...
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic
The title I would put for a Prussia x Poland would be:
Your territory was once mine...
11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
A Latvia x Russia? Okay then...
Russia had had a day he would have better not had, because after so much anger had been kept bottled up inside of him, he had to take it all out somehow. And he just happened to see little Latvia walking around the courtyard before...
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
A heterosexual Romano? Maybe a Belgium x Romano. I think one of my friends had mentioned it before! And a Spain slash? ...Spamano, England x Spain, France x Spain, and a million other pairings I'd rather not mention? He's part of the Bad Touch Trio for a reason you know?
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
About Spain? I think I would choose Torero by Chayanne. It would fit perfectly in a Romano x Spain fic :3
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
A Belarus \ Latvia \ Russia? XD Poor Latvia!
WARNING! Contains shota, stalkers, abuse, lead pipes, Soviets and the use of Russian kolkolkol's.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
France on Poland? Way too easy!
"Hey Poland? I have a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on a rainbow inside my bedroom Would you like to come with me and see it?"
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
A Veneciano x France? Anything that has to do with France and romance is easy This shouldn't even be considered a challenge!
Oui. That curl of his has always caught my attention if I must admit. The way it just bounces up and down as he walks is succulent Plus with that angelic face that matches his curl, what else could I want from him? Oh oui! Getting him into bed with moi is the thing I want from him, and when I have the chance, I'll convince him. I have my ways, and that little pasta-filled head of his will just make it easier for me Everything I need to do now, is snatch him away from L'Allemagne's side. Then petit Italie will be all mine to keep honhonhonhonhon
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Romano walking in on Belarus and Canada doing it?
Canada: oh maple... just when I thought I was invisible, these type things happen to me... how did I get convinced into doing this anyways...? T-T
Belarus: *epic glare of sudden death* Romano? *takes out her knives* You're about to become my new rug! * murder intent expression* Brother must not know of this! And I'll take out all the witnesses to make sure of it!
Romano: ...CHIGIIIIIIIIIII! DX
Canada: ...I hope she's only talking about Romano...
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Russia? Pffft! One of my friends is obsessed with him! She draws him, writes about him, and imitates him!
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
A Belarus x England x Poland? ...Now that you mention it, I would write it. But just because I'd use a lot of sadism and torture Iggy to no end! XD
The iPod Shuffle-
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1) What is your motto?
Viva la Vida- Coldplay ( OH GOD XD THIS THING WORKS ._. o_o God it's so true! )
2) What do your friends think about you?
Lonely Day- System of a Down ( Are they talking about how they feel lonely with me, or without me? ._. Am I really that dry with them? ...I guess so...)
3) What do you think most often?
Apologize- One Republic ( ...I guess so... about wanting to apologize to people... or about wanting to let go of something that holds me down ._. Myself)
4) What is 22?
Winter- Russia Version - Hetalia. ( ... I don't get why it would be like this. Maths are cold? )
5) What do you think of your best friend?
Song of Storms- Legend of Zelda ( YES YES YES! Unpredictable, but catchy, a little repetitive but everything fits in a strange sense. Even though I may feel tired of it after hearing it for a while, I always return to loving it with full passion )
6) What do you think about the person you like?
Zelda- Gerudo Valley piano improvisation ( I get it. He's really dry with me, I don't think I can get anywhere with him unless I travel miles on really harsh conditions and absolute determination. But he's so HOT! And BEAUTIFUL AND HIS THOUGHTS ARE ENDLESS! ... T-T Wah )
7) What is your life story?
Trick and Treat- Kagamine Twins duet. ( o_O ... after reading the lyrics, I think I can relate to my innocence and my parent's marital situation ._. )
8) What do you want to be when you grow up?
Hero of War- Rise Against. ( ...gah! I want to but what? ._. I CAN RELATE NOW! 8D ...ni Q-Q )
9) What do you think when you see the person you like?
Cendrillon- Hatsune Miku and Kaito Shion ( ._.)
10) What do your parents think of you?
Rolling Girl- Spanish Fandub ( Hatsune Miku) ( MAKES SENSE I NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING AND I ALWAYS SMILE BUT I HAVE PSYCHO ISSUES AND GOD ._. )
11) What will you dance at your wedding?
Europa- Globus ( That. Would be an epic wedding Q-Q )
12) What will they play at your funeral?
Dancing Samurai- Gakupo Kamui ( TALK ABOUT MY LEGACY! xD )
13) What is your hobby/interest?
Chop Suey! - System of a Down ( Shooting down false angels/ good people? I-POD READS MY MIND ._. )
14) What is your biggest secret?
Angel Beats! My Soul Your Beats- Piano Version ( Q-Q )
15) What do you think of your friends?
Yuna's Ballad ( Final Fantasy) - piano version ( Wah o_o Perfect fit. )
16) What is the worst thing that could happen?
A river Flows in you- Yiruma ( doesn't get it.
17) How will you die?
Goodbye for Now- Two Steps from Hell ( UWAH!!!!! Q-Q )
18) What is the one thing you will regret?
Hypnotize- system of a down ( getting influenced by others? By the government? D: )
19) What makes you laugh?
Melody ( Salva nos Version)- Yuki Kajimura
20) What makes you cry?
Katayoku no Tori- When the Seagulls Cry ( umineko no naku koro ni) ( Not following the right path in desperate situations. Yes. Q-Q )
21) Will you ever get married?
Las Avispas- Juan Luis Guerra ( I don't need a spouse, I only need God! X3 )
22) What scares you the most?
Dear You- Hope -- When the Cicadas cry ( higurashi no naku koro ni) ( coming up against God for the people I love... having to repeat pain over and over again losing myself into a vortex of desesperation...)
23) Does anyone like you?
Love is War- Hatsune Miku ( I think it is a YES! 8D )
24) If you could go back in time, what would change?
En Mi Corazon Viviras- Phil Collins ( Maybe being more protective with my sister or my brother... )
25) What hurts right now?
Cara de Luna- Juanes ( ...people I loved have gone away, my inspiration is at a loss. And something that is always there, is my inspiration and my demise).
26) What will you post this as?
Always Watching Over You- Paul Collier ( I feel touched and creeped out. C: )