Artistic Entertainer
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Joined 11-25-10, id: 2630763, Profile Updated: 09-12-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Disclaimer: I'm an erratic writer. I write and write loads of rubbish that I often don't finish. I'm trying my best to finish stuff now, but you have been warned!

Okay, so hello, I'm Artistic Entertainer. A little bit narcissistic of me to have chosen that pen-name, but it has a quaint little ring to it that I adore. A.E. - its initials - look cool as well. I write a lot of random erotica that I'm often too embarrassed to put up. I'm trying to screw up the courage to put some up though. And in a nice, sweet context (or a dark, naughty one). Still, the major thing is the context because I write loads of stuff that are middle-parts and I start stories to put them in, and then I can't seem to fit it in later on, resulting in way too many random documents floating around my computer. They're very old and cobwebby and it has become a favourite past time of mine to waste my life marvelling at all the strange ideas I came up with. So that's it about me. Thanks for reading! :)

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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21679 - Favs: 5,752 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Ananke by Eunike reviews
A strange set of events sends the 19-year-old Lily into a terrible future where she and most of her friends are dead and the war is still on. Severus can't believe his luck. Can Lily change her fate? S/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,526 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Talking to Strangers by Iyeshana reviews
In 1948, when there was nothing else left for her to do, Alice found herself breaking the most basic of rules. Following a whim, blindly walking into visions, had led her to a run-down diner. She was waiting for what visions told her would someday come...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,974 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tom Smiled by jadoremwpp reviews
Young Tom Riddle isn't the scary, redeyed monster we know. He's charming and attractive and he knows it. This is Tom, working at Borgin and Burkes. A glimse of who he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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Beautiful World reviews
He is a lone vampire, curious to love. She is a sacrifice to keep him away from the village - except that she doesn't remember any of it. As their relationship becomes more complicated, she has an epiphany of sth more shocking than vampires, or even love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Blood Master reviews
He needed my blood. I needed to escape the pain. A strange mix of tenderness, humour and passion. OOC. Rated M for strong language and possibly mild BDSM in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Edward
Priori Incantatem
Something happened when their wands connected. Something so preposterous that no one would believe him. Harry stared at his spidery fingers, screaming on the inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Published: 5/11/2012
Timeless reviews
A girl with extraordinary musical abilities, Bella was transported from 1933 to the 21st century when she stumbles upon a magical symphony. Soft-spoken Edward then catches her in a whirlwind of his beautiful playing, igniting the start of a fiery romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011