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Last Edited: August 17, 2013
For all you people out there that are reading this, thank you very much. November 26, 2010 was my very first day with a real FanFiction account. I am a big fan of certain peoples writing (fanfics I mean) and I will let you know by adding your stories to my ever growing "favorite stories" list and by adding your pen name to my "favorite authors" list that will also probably be growing a lot as well. If I can remember to, dropping a review saying so.
Also, for those of you that were wondering, I have an account on Quizilla. What is Quizilla? Good question. It is a website much like FanFiction, but instead of only writing stories, you can write poems, songs, quizes, poles, and games, as well as stories, but they don't have categories for you to chose from when writing stories (like if you're wrting a story based on a book, or a t.v. show, movie, etc.) so you're on your own for that part, but that's easy to do, so don't worry. The reason I like Quizilla is because I feel that it gives you more...variety, more...freedom. Anywho, my pename is FRANKLINvsJEFFERSON (do not ask me why: it says why on my profile on Quizilla), so check me out, and let me know if you have account.
Also, I now have an account on Mibba. Mibba is very much like FanFiction, and then a little more. For example, on FanFiction, you can write stories based on books, movies, cartoons, etc., but on Mibba, you can write fanfics, original fictions, or poems; choose backgrounds for when people read the stories; and lastly, you can post a picture to act as the cover art of the story (as if it was a real book). My pen name there is: UnknownByYou.
8/5/2011: I know that when you see my list of favorited stories and authors, you probably think 'Dang!', and I can understand why. Yes, I know. It's huge. I almost always end up favoriting every story I read and it's author. I do this because I like to reread things. And reread them again. And again. I have read every book in my house at least three times. Every time I reread a story, I love it even more. I favorite authors of the stories I have loved because I figure that if I loved one of their stories, then I will like other stories that they have written and will write in the near future. I know I don't update my stories as often as you would like, but don't worry. They will be updated. I promise. Usually I don't update because my teachers are hell bent on making me stay up late for weeks on end with four to five hours of homework. If I'm not updating, and it's not because of school or my computer is broken (this has happened four times in the past two years, and it puts me out of commisson for a while, so I usually have to resort to writing on my iPod), then I have most likely lost myself in someone's really long series of fanfics that are 'pageturners', if you know what I mean. I am constantly coming up with new ideas for stories, and sometimes it gets hard to update stories that I already have going on because I want to focus on writting a new story that I fear I will forget. I am imaginative, but very, very forgetful. For example, very recently, I came up with an (in my opinion) awesome character for a Teen Titans story (I am a major Beast Boy fangirl and Cyborg fangirl), but then I completely forgot the storyline/plot that I was going to write with her in it. So, yeah, just give some time, and things will happen. Sorry, I rant and ramble a lot.
Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner gets the reward for being the author on my favorites list with the most amount of stories:
They have written 2134 stories.
Madigan Keen gets the reward for one of the funniest ending author notes I have read:
"Until next time, sing, eat chocolate, and most importantly—
STAY AWAY FROM THE PRUNE CUPCAKE!
DP-shrine-in-closet-girl and LaBOBuren get the reward for one of the funniest disclaimers that I have seen :
"Disclaimer: I love Danny! You love Danny! We're a great big Phantom fan group! With a great big 'I don't own it!' with an 'and I never will!' won't you say 'I won't sue you!' "
DP-shrine-in-closet-girl and LaBOBuren also get the reward for one of the funniest discriptions of Mr. Lancer that I have come across:
"...our favorite shiny-q-ball-headed-insane-yet-esteemed teacher, Mr. Lancer..."
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1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
I didn't write it, but when I saw it on somebody else's profile, it touched my heart, so I had to repost. I hope you can repost as well.
Long live Danny Phantom! Revive the Nickelodeon series, FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE!
I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, Unknown by You,
65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',MyHeroRaven Devilchild93, Nerowolfe,dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You,
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You,
Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
I am that girl that you can find in almost any type of store. I am that girl that you can find yelling at her parents. I am that girl that ignores her parents sometimes by listening to her iPod. I am that girl that will where knee socks with shorts when she is skating. I am the odd ball girl.I am the girl at school that's not as popular as the next. I am the girl they call a nerd because I like to read and write. I am the girl that has popular friends of all ages. I am the girl that is obsessed over Danny Phantom.I am the girl that is not scared to try new things. I am a music lover. I am fatherless. I am proud of myself for who I am. I am probably delusional.If you are any of these things and proud of it, put this message on your page.
Ways to reject a guy:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
One sunny day,
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Girls Don't Realize These Things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Copy & Paste this to your profile if you think those are all extremely stupid labels.
53 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD
1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
a) Hello Kitty
43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
a.) Californa Girls by Katy Perry b.)Barbie Girl c.) The Danny Phantom Them Song
53. Suck him up in the Fenton thermos then scream into it, "LET DANNY GO!!!!" and start shaking it really hard, and keep screaming "LET DANNY GO!!!!" over and over.
53 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM
1. Put his hair out.
7 Ways to annoy Danny Phantom/Fenton
1. Call him a mini fruitloop. 2. Consantly ask him to shoot ice out of his eyes. 3. Act like Vlad. 4. Make a fire and make him put it out about, say, 20 TIMES! 5. Ask him what he was thinking when he stepped into the portal to remove his ghost powers. 6. SHARPIE OUT THE EMBLEM!! 7. Bring in Edna Mode during Identity Crisis, "I REPEAT! NO CAPES!!!!"
Quotes (Real Life), Inside Jokes, and Messages:
"I'm telling you! The word 'diploid' is an insult, not a Biology term!" a qoute from my best friend (JacklynM) after our biology class on 1/27/12.
"Nothing in life is to be feared; only understood." Madame (Marie) Curie
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get it's pants on." Winston Churchill
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Marilyn Monroe
Quotes (Movies, Books, TV Series):
Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman): (tries to hand Sandy a wrapped heart-shaped box of chocolates, which he got earlier from Les as his actor persona, Dorothy Michaels)"NO! It's a new answering machine, and it's no good. I'm gonna answer my own phone calls. You know what, I went to six different stores, just to find your favorite kind.
Sandy (Teri Garr): "Chocolate--"
Michael Dorsey: "Chocolate chocolate chip. Yeah!"
Sandy: (hesitates, then takes the box of chocolates) "Oh! And a card."
Michael Dorsey: (starts to nod, then remembers who he got the box from, and who he was pretending to be at the time; he grabs for the card) "No, no, no, NO, NO, NO! Don't, DON'T, DON'T DO THAT - I was VERY, VERY, VERY angry when I wrote that!!"
Sandy: (reading the card) "Thank you for, uh, the lovely night in front of the fire. Missing you, Les?" (throws the box on the kitchen table, throws the card in Michael's general direction) "This isn't even for me! It's another girl's candy!"
Michael Dorsey: " I, I WOULDN'T give you another girl's candy, I swear!"
Sandy: "Well, then, whose is it--?!"
Michael Dorsey: (quickly) "--Mine."
Sandy: (suspicious) "……A guy named Les is sending you candy?"
Michael Dorsey: (quickly, trying to cover up and make an excuse) "Yes. He's a friend of mine. He can't eat candy - he's diabetic."
Sandy: (more suspicious) "…Why is he thanking you for a 'lovely night in front of the fire'?"
Michael Dorsey: (opens his mouth to try to answer the question quickly, snaps it closed, holds in a puff of air while rocking on the heels of his feet) "………My mind's a blank……"
Just One Of The Guys (Movie)
Buddy: (talking to Terry) "Who do you think you are? Tootsie?!"
Just One Of The Guys (Movie)
Terry: (dressed in a tuxedo for Prom as her teenage boy persona, yet speaking with her normal teenage girl voice) "Well, how do I look?"
Buddy: (lying on the sofa, gaze fixed on the television) "Dashing."
Terry: (looks down at herself) "…My zipper's open." (zips her pants)
Buddy: "That was the dashing part."
Fantastic Mr. Fox (Movie)
Mrs. Fox: Ash, let's get cracking!
(Ash walks out of his room, down the hallway, and into the kitchen)
Ash: I'm sick.
Mrs. Fox: You're not sick.
Ash: I have a temperature.
Mrs. Fox: You don't have a temperature.
Ash: I don't want to go.
Mrs. Fox: Hurry up - you're going to be late.
(Ash walks back to his room to get ready for school)
Mr. Fox (from behind the newspaper): I loved the way you handled that.
Fantastic Mr. Fox (Movie)
Mrs. Fox: If what I think is happening, is happening, it better not be.
Fantastic Mr. Fox (Movie)
Badger (taps fork against glass for attention, and stands up with glass in hand): Well, it took a near catastropy for all of you to finally take me up on my offer to have you over to the flint mine for dinner, but I guess we have--
Mr. Fox: I'm sorry, I think my invitation got lost in the mail. Does anybody know what this badger's talking about?
(laughter from the rest of the table)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (Movie)
Mr. Fox: Did I ever tell you about the time I learned we were going to have a cub--
Ash: -- in a fox trap.
Mr. Fox: Right. We were at gunpoint and your mother--
Ash: --says she's pregant.
Mr. Fox: Let me tell it, okay.
(Ash motions for Mr. Fox to continue)
Mr. Fox: I had no idea how we were going to get out of this jam, and then it hit me. What do foxes do better than any other animal?
Mr. Fox: You're stepping on my lines.
Ash: Right, keep telling it.
Mr. Fox: So we dug, and the whole time I put paw over paw, scooping dirt and pebble with your mother digging like crazy beside me, and I kept wondering who is this little boy going to be--
Ash: --or girl.
Mr.Fox: Or girl, right, because that, well, we didn't know.
(Mr. Fox leans towards Ash, puts a paw on Ash's shoulder)
Mr. Fox: Ash, I'm so glad it was you.
Maximum Ride series: Max (Book 5)
John: It's all making sense now. The Chu Corporation is dumping illegal radioactive material into the ocean. He created his army of robots to keep it hidden and protected. The CSM was doing a lot of work to bring ocean pollution to everyone's notice, so we became a threat. (He rubbed his hands over his eyes, looking tired)
Iggy: Now what? Who you gonna call?
(A quiet voice in the hallway outside): Ghostbusters!
(Captian Perry and John groan)
John: That phrase is ruined forever.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends -- Blooooo (TV Series)
Wilt (pacing): We have to do something.
Coco (picks up phone off of near-by table): Coco!
Wilt: Who ya gonna call?
Coco: Co coco!
Wilt: They've been outa business for years. If we wanta save our friends from this phantom menace, then we're gonna have ta do it ourselves. So, how did they stop the ghost in the movie?
Eduardo: With a potato sack!
Wilt: With a potato sack?!
Coco: Coco coco co?!
Eduardo (pulling out a potato sack from behind his back): Si, a potato sack.
Wilt: Um, why do you have a potato sack?
Eduardo (shrugging): I like potatoes.
Wilt: Oookaaaayy, I don't know what movie you were watching.
Adventure Time With Finn and Jake (TV Series)
Lumpy Space Princess: Lump off Mom!
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Movie)
King Julien (to Melman): Sorry. Would you mind going back? This is first class. It's nothing personal. It's just that we're better than you.
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Movie)
Alex (after the plane crashed): Hey. Happy slappers. Is there some reason to celebrate? Look at the plane.
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Movie)
Kowalski (after doing calculations on his abacus): Skipper, we have all the parts we need but we're slightly behind schedule.
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Movie)
King Julien (to Private): Inflight slave. Bring me my nuts on a silver platter.
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Movie)
King Julien: Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Movie)
Melman: I love you, Gloria! I always have! (Gloria is asleep and snoring; Melman sees Alex, Marty, and the chimps staring at him) Like... Like you love the beach, or a good book, or... or the beach.
Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series) -- Kowalski Quotes ('cause I'm a total Kowalski fangirl)
Kowalski: "Way ahead of you, Skipper. I've just been perfecting this pain elimination helmet! (he turns the helmet on, and it vibrates) As you'll see...Kowalski puts his flipper under an anvil)...the neuron-inhibiting matrix provides 100% protection...(Kowalski drops the anvil)...from all forms of...(the anvil lands on his flipper) AHHHH!!! IT'S NOT PERFECTED!! (Kowalski pulls his injured flipper out) OH, IT HURTS! It hurts so bahahaad!!!" (Kowalski runs off)
Skipper (sighs): "It's a fool's dream, to live without pain - you'd have to be uniquely freakish!" (Sting Operation)
Maurice: "How did she do it?"
Skipper: "Psychic chicken."
Kowalski: "Or is she?! Any moron can pick from a given set of options."
Private: "Isn't that what you do?"
Kowalski (waving his flippers rapidly): "I do it with science!" (Mental Hen, when the Blue Hen solves a case but Kowalski is trying to convince everyone she didn't do it with psychic powers)
Kowalski (hiding from "zombie" Skipper with Private and Rico)"Okay. Based on what I know about zombies, the safest place to hide is in a small, dark, room with creepy lighting. ("zombie" Skipper smacks into the glass of the enclosure they’re hiding in and the penguins scream in fright) Everything I've learned is a LIE!"
Skipper: "Boys, no training tonight. It's game night!"
Kowalski: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia!"
Private: "Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week?"
Kowalski: "Yes, Simon Says we play TRIVIA!!" (Kanga Management)
Skipper: "Kowalski, have you ever invented anything, that doesn't eventually threaten to destroy us all?"
Kowalski: "Uh, let me think...uh, no." (The Helmet)
Private (after Kowalski stops time to save him from smashing into the ground at high speeds): "Cutting a bit too close weren't it, Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "With my new Chrono-Curbullator, I had all the time in the world."
Skipper (sarcastically) "'Chrono-Curbullator', Kowalski? So what does this thing do?"
Kowalski: "Well, it stops time."
Skipper(sarcastically): "And what does it look like?"
Kowalski: "A watch, I guess, to the scientifically unsophisticated."
Skipper: "A stop watch! Boom! Done."
Kowalski: "The name doesn't completely convey the--"
Skipper: "Democracy exercise! Who likes stopwatch?"
(Private and Rico raise their flippers in unison)
Private: "I can pronounce that one."
Kowalski: "Fine! (walks away grumbling) Stop watch..."
Private (his cutesy excited voice): "Yay!" (Time Out)
Kowalski (after Jiggles ‘absorbed’ King Julien): “Skipper, don't you see? Julien was a ‘Jiggles hater’.”
(Julien waves to the penguins)
Kowalski: “You know what happens to ‘Jiggles haters’?”
(Rico whistles ‘coo-coo’)
Kowalski: “This is what happens when you hate on my monster.”
Skipper: “Ahhhh. You admit you made a monster.”
Kowalski: “Well, the good kind of monster. MY KIND!”
(Skipper slaps Kowalski) Skipper: “You gotta snap of out of this, Kowalski.”
Kowalski (stark raving mad): “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh, I see. You're all haters now. Well, see you later, SCIENCE HATERS!”
(Kowalski leaves while laughing crazily with Jiggles, who still has Julien, leaving the others upset and hurt)
Private (upset): “He called us haters! (sniffles) That makes me sad, Skipper.” (Jiggles)
Private (pointing at the clock in the HQ, before turning to Kowalski): "But the big one is coming! We still need those plans, and even if we get the plans, we still need Skipper to be Skipper!"
Kowalski (turning around and unlocking a secret panel in the wall that holds a lot of chemistry materials): "Alright. I will randomly combine liquids and powders until I find a cure! (confidently puts his flippers on his hips, before looking at the panel again)...This could take a while."
Kowalski (popping up from under the fishbowl with Rico)"Status report?"
Private (sitting on top of Skipper after reviving him with CPR when he fell in the moat and didn't swim): "Still Chuck Charles."
Kowalski: "And the 'anchormanesia' cure is a bit behind schedule."
(zoo clock tower bell sounds, signaling 3:00 pm) Private (a bit panicky): "We-we only have one hour!"
Kowalski (takes out his abacus and does some calculations): "Yeah...I need at least seven thousand...years."
(Rico freaks out in gibberish)
(half a hour later)
Kowalski (pacing around the HQ in the opposite direction than Private): "The technical term for our situation is...'dunski'."
Skipper (looking lovingly at Rico and his mohawk): "Bonnie? Are you doing something different with your hair? I like it." (Rico actually gives a small grin)
Private: "Skipper would want us to go get those plans!"
Kowalski: "But how can we do that when Skipper is--"
(Skipper shoves a desk in front of him, and Kowalski lands in a swivel chair)
Skipper: "And now over to Scooter Alvarez, with the highlights, and the lowlights."
(Kowalski stands up and angrily flips the swivel chair and desk, with everything on it, away from himself
Kowalski: "I am not Scooter Alvarez! I don't even know what a Scooter Alvarez is!" (Kowalski smacks his forehead with both flippers on his last word)
Private: "Okay. We're just gonna have to...to do it without him."
Private: "I know! But what choice do we have? Skipper would want us to carry on without him." (Private gestures to Skipper, who moves up along-side him)
Skipper (acting like he is whispering to Private, but everyone can hear him): "Keep an eye on Scooter. He's not quite himself today."
Kowalski (slightly nervous - bad 'acting' skills): "Ehm...No, I'm...here, with those scores or my name's not Scooter Alvarato!"
Skipper (flippers on hips; non-plused): "Alvarez."
Kowalski: "Exactly!" (Command Crisis)
I had no idea my stuff was this popular! I just want to say thank you very much for all you people in these places (written/spelled the exact same way I found them on my Traffic Stats - written in order of appearance) who saw, visited, favorited, read, etc. my stories:
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