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Joined 11-26-10, id: 2631234, Profile Updated: 02-01-13
Author has written 7 stories for Fruits Basket, Bleach, Death Note, and Supernatural.

I like to write and draw.

I like these animes Vampire Knight, Devil May Cry, Card Captor Sakura, Naruto, Death Note, Bleach, Durarara, and much much more but I'm having a hard time thinking at the moment.

I also like the TV shows Supernatural, Sherlock, and Doctor Who. (At least those are the main ones)

I'm a big and by big I mean huge UlquiGrimm fan but I don't mind GrimmUlqui I also really like Shizaya or Izou I prefer the person people manly think as the uke as the top for some reason. OH and KanamexZero and vise versa. And other couples I just look those up the most. :)

I have a hard time writing bios if you haven't noticed >.>

Main Ships: (Not including the ones above)






-Oh by the way I don't respond to reviews or faves or watchs (sorry) and I just wanted you to know it's not because I hate you or anything or I don't appreciate the reviews or faves or watchs. I just don't and for all you who do all that stuff I want to let you know I do appreciate it and I read all my reviews and I wanted to thank you for reviewing or faving or watching because it means a lot to me okay? so thank you all very much! _

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. Cyril Connolly

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies, nuff' said.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nuff' said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I am a REDHEAD so I MUST have an out of control temper


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality

Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.

I've got a mind like a steel-trap; rusty & illegal in 37 states.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.

Spare the fenders, save the trees, give your sober friend the keys.

Don't honk-I'm peddling as fast as I can.

If the voices in my head paid rent, I wouldn't be broke.

Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick and Hazel-Star.

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note.

Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. OO

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.


96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

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Hnefatafl by Oneiriad reviews
"I think we should play a game and if I win - if I win, you will stop hiding behind your god and come to our bed." Slash.
Vikings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Complete
If It Pleases You by PrizJefra reviews
"Aragorn," he said breathlessly. The sound of his name was so sweet yet so powerful on Legolas's tongue: sweeter than any music that he could ever wish to hear, "will you have me?" "If it pleases you." Aragorn was restless. So was his companion. Aragorn/Legolas. Will get much more delicious in the next chapter. (Used to be called An Elf and A man)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Suck Me by alterocentrics reviews
"Suck me," he commanded in a low tone. The words sent a shiver down the vampire's spine. "I can't," Simon replied. "If I take anymore, you could die." Jace chuckled quietly. "That's not what I meant." Jimon oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Jace W., Simon L., Maureen B. - Complete
B by aardbeien reviews
Loki can't be bothered to truly learn about physics.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Darkness All Around You by isahbellah reviews
"Let me tell you how everything will turn out, Stark" He said closing the door behind him and walking closer to Tony, "I can't control you with the staff, but there are other ways, you know." [Part 1 of No Light, No Light]
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Good Boy by fat-pink-unicorn reviews
"He desperately wants to come, to touch himself, but he doesn't have Cas' permission. So instead he sinks his nails into the angel's skin, because he needs something to hold on to while Cas continues to fuck his brain out." Short sastiel ficlet, PWP like woah.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
This is Different by Living in a fantasy reviews
Sherlock is not a virgin, or attracted to women, but when Irene touches him, something feels different. He isn't sure why that is. He begins to experiment to figure it out, but then John touches him. It is different in so many ways, and he learns that touch has nothing to do with gender. The thing that makes a touch special is the feeling behind it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
you yourself are nothing so divine by Min Daae reviews
It's not fraternizing with the enemy when he comes to you first. Right? (Or, the one where Loki and Tony talk, and then they don't.)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Eggnog by Connie Welsh reviews
Dean and Sam don't drink together very often, usually because when they are more than a little drunk, things start to happen. Big things. Life-changing things. Day 11 of the 25 Days of Fic Tumblr Challenge
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Dean W., Sam W.] - Complete
Things Ulquiorra Doesn't Know About by ValentineRevenge reviews
Collection of oneshots. About things Ulquiorra doesn't understand. GrimmUlqui, possibly AiUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Dark Side by McFiddleStan reviews
College AU. Loki is forced to attend the same college as Thor. He goes, carrying the secret that has been tearing at him for two years, intent on distancing himself from Thor and his circle of friends. Especially the obnoxious Tony Stark. But things don't always work out like you plan. Will they accept each other, even with their dark sides? ((Pt 1 of the Picture Perfect series))
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,825 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A very angelic Christmas by fat-pink-unicorn reviews
***Sam doesn't like Christmas and he doesn't like working in store with Christmas decorations. But it stops being so bad when he meets a weird customer in trench coat who is obsessed with figurines of angels.*** Slight AU: Cas is still the angel but Wichesters aren't hunters. Sam/Cas pre-slash. No beta, all mistakes are mine.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sam W., Castiel
Taste the Flesh by BlessingNinjaPirate reviews
Tony's feelings towards Loki are at best ambivalent, but he finds that the God's unexpected visits are the only things he now looks forward to. Man smut with slight bondage. *Smile* If I was capable of feeling shame, I'd blush at what I've written. Frost X Iron/Loki X Tony! Song Fic - "Flesh" by Simon Curtis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Being Forgotten by The Hark-ness monster reviews
"When Sam told Dean he hadn't seen me since he'd been back from Hell he was lying." Sam and Cas DID spend some time together after Sam was saved, but those moments, no matter how sweet, had to be forgotten. Cas POV. soulless!sam/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Taste the Flesh by AmericaloveshisEngland reviews
Tony tired after a day of working in the lab, isn't expecting a visit from his god Loki but when he decides to drop by unannounced, Tony doesn't complain all that much. Not when his god is offering a night Tony isn't likely to forget. ManxMan smut. Don't like, don't read.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Prize of Victory by Nova Alexandria reviews
The war was over. Aizen has won. Now the Victors have earned the right to Claim those that have survived. What started as bait for one's brother and a deal to protect one's sister unexpectedly became something more. Karin/Grimmjow
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 443,762 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [Karin K., Grimmjow J.] Orihime I., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Permission by Canute reviews
"Let me in," requests the vampire perched outside the window.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Worship by fat-pink-unicorn reviews
Castiel takes his time to thoroughly explore Sam's body. Shameless PWP. Unbeta'd, so sorry for any mistakes. Sam/Cas if you haven't already guessed.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Sort Of, Sort Of Not by Val-Creative reviews
Pinned and pressed up against a huge book stack had always been a good fantasy. It's just with the wrong person. /Sastiel. Hints of established Destiel. Crack-ish. UST.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Ask My Rope Burn by lothocas reviews
Sam and Cas are trying something new. D/S, Dom!Cas, blindfolding, bondage.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Deadly Game by TartanFly reviews
AU, PWP. Hunter!Tony and Vampire!Loki, nothing but a blowjob and a jerk-off.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Or What? by Scarlett Rogue reviews
"If you don't help us, I will hunt you down and kill you." "Will you, boy? How?" In which Soulless!Sam makes a very different, much kinkier threat. Please read inside warnings, they matter!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
A monumentally stupid idea by Cip reviews
Tony has always been full of stupid ideas. This is one of the worst he's ever had, but there comes a point when he just doesn't care. After all, who would say no to the Norse God of mischief? Frostiron, shameless PWP.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Second In Command by Perry-Dice reviews
Sam, Dean, and Castiel realize they if they've all been with each other separately, why not be together? Wincestiel threesome. Companion/continuation to "There's A First Time for Everything".
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Nurse's Time Lord by pigeontoed572 reviews
In which the Doctor needs a little late night tending to, and there just so happens to be a competent nurse at his side. 11/Rory - Amy/Rory - one shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Watching by savefrancegetintomypants reviews
Steve touches himself... Loki watches.. I'm so shit at summaries..
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Don't Say I Didn't Warn You by PhoenixDragonDreamer reviews
Trust the Doctor to turn the corner just as he was about to go screaming loony. He must have looked it, trudging up and down the corridors with just his swim trunks and a towel - but he was going to find that pool if it half killed him - or the TARDIS for that matter.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Joke by sourw0lf reviews
Jace hasn't been himself lately and when he stops in to check on Simon things get out of hand. Warnings: Sex between two men, strong language. Jace/Simon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Angels Are Watching Over You by Clam-with-a-Pen reviews
Sam gets sick and wastes the last of his demon blood, going into withdrawal early, setting off a spiral of unfortunate events. Eventual/Possible Sass, Uncertain!Cas, Withdrawal!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sam W., Castiel
Everything Good by Nnai reviews
'Someone might see.' Zuko hissed out quietly, slightly out of breath only from the the proximity of the other youth. And Jet laughed deep and low and kissed him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Round Bed by Mistress Zipper reviews
Teasing someone isn't nice. Especially if he's a god. Thor x Loki, Tony x Steve, foursome
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Love In The Oddest Places by passionateinterest reviews
You can find love even in the oddest places and situations: Grimmjow has become the Espadas' sex pet and Ulquiorra has been assigned to take care of him. One sided Grimmjow x Aizen at the beginning, UlquiGrimm main pairing Seme Ulquiorra!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Curious Want by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
Sam and Dean are having alone time, but Castiel shows up. Sam/Dean/Castiel heavy slash. threesome, winchestiel. bottom!sam, bottom!cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Prove it to Me by Niriiun reviews
Muramasa isn't convinced of Byakuya's loyalty.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Byakuya K., Muramasa - Complete
Agnostic by Dolorous Doll reviews
Faith is a peculiar fragile thing. Imagine if it was all you'd ever known, then imagine how you'd feel if it was snatched away from you. Sassy. Angst. Drink induced graphic sex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Time is Fleeting by Clam-with-a-Pen reviews
The Doctor wants to make sure his double is fine, but it leads to much more than that. Incentive for a friend. Shameless smut with a bit of plot thrown in. Tencest, Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Last Goodnight by Landing In London reviews
Set in the 2014!Verse - Sam visits Castiel the night before he goes to Detroit. Sam/Cas. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
A Fistful of Jacksons by 427-67Impala reviews
Money is tighter than usual for the Winchesters - hustling pool & poker hasn't paid much lately, and Sam is shocked to find out what his brother has been doing to supplement their income. Wincest, dominant!Sam, prostitution. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Just One Drink by Jagger3 reviews
He laughed at Zuko's glare and pushed the bottle into his hands, "Chill out, you're with me. What's the worst that could happen?" Rated M for Yaoi, drunken teenagers, and language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Wounded by B.Logan reviews
Some times you can't see the hurt.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
Three Is The Magic Number by Sanity's-overrated reviews
Loki does what he wants, and Tony's ok with that. Warnings: slash, smut, threesome
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
The Art of Knocking by KuroGoddess reviews
Dante and Nero are mates. Nero is in heat. Who can resist that? Well, Dante can't. Something funny when the two hunters get caught in the act! This is DantexNero, yaoi. Warning: Has sexual themes, a slight lime, seductive Nero, and shocked Lady and Trish.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Infernal Ideas by TheGreenBook reviews
"It wasn't that the party had gone on too long, it was only that Jem had drank more than expected." With Magnus's help, Jem decides to try something new and different. SLASH! SMUT! Lemons! M rated content! Will/Jem/Magnus. Enjoy and Review!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Magnus B., Jem C. - Complete
Oneshot Fill for Anon by HelloMyFallen reviews
-super excited but terrible at summarizing stuff- Shizuo comes back from work, and, upon walking into his bedroom, sees something shocking! And by shocking, I mean highly arousing.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
When Boredom Leads to Trouble by xXAprilHana reviews
Izaya gets bored and decides to try an experiment on Shizuo by leaving drugged cake at his doorstep. When Izaya comes back later to see the outcome, everything goes completely wrong. Or does it? Shizuo/Izaya. One-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Heat of Battle by ShadowThorne reviews
"Sorry, but King cant come out to play right now." His voice was quiet as he let his golden eyes roam over the form below him. "Name's Shiro." ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Legolas' Grace by LudwigLovesFeli reviews
Legolas is feeling ignored when Aragorn is working on a weeks worth of paper work. Now we can't have that can we. So he has a plan. Boy x boy. cross dressing cursing. All that jazz. If you do not like then don't read. please read responsibly. Enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Ice Cold Against Burning Hot by EsW reviews
Set at some point in CoFA and completely random. M for a reason but it's not exactly overly graphic...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Why would Simon? by JTH-Lynn reviews
Nathans body is numb after he comes back to life, he can no longer feel sexually...well anything...Simon tries to help...M/M the is rated M so its mature hope you understand that.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
The Kiss The Boy Most Desires by EsW reviews
What would have happened if Jace and Simon had kissed in the Seelie Court? And how would it impact their relationship? Rated M but not graphic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Simon L., Jace W. - Complete
Leave the Lights Off by TheGreenBook reviews
On a cold and rainy London night, Will Herondale shows up on Magnus Bane's door step, cold, wet, and in search of something he desperately needs. Slash and lemons, M rated content, Will/Magnus and Will/Jem. Please enjoy and review!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,674 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Will H., Magnus B. - Complete
Kinks by tmntyyh reviews
Ten one-shots involving various kinks and positions... Warnings are inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
SIX by Codry reviews
A dream that becomes reality. The question is what happens when the dream … is a nightmare. Kurosaki Karin & Espada, especially Grimmjow ... total crack. SHE will give them HELL. on hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Grimmjow J., Karin K.
Pathetic by GrimmUlquigrrrl reviews
Grimmjow is certain he knows, but it hurt hearing it from those lips anyway.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Stay with me by LunarTea reviews
-After ep 20 when Haruka met Yuri- Kantarou starts acting strangely. Is it the never ending rainfall or is it something more? After a scary story session, Haruka and Kantarou end up sleeping together. Will it end up being uneventful... or fruitful? YAOI.
Tactics - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Haruka, Kantarou - Complete
Scars by starry-nights88 reviews
It was more than just a scar, it was his scar. It was his connection to him, and the reason that kept him coming back for more…but things have come to a head now…
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Sometimes the Snow Comes Down in June by Taimat reviews
Izuo. Shizuo is needy. Izaya is obliging.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Light and Dark by kanzensaimin reviews
Have you ever been to a new school, and no matter what you do, nothing good happens? Yaoi, GrimmjowxUlquiorra 14th chapter on rated M and i do not own the picture
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,439 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
One Dark Night by SeventhSister reviews
FIRST ANIME STORY!:D Sebastian is keeping a secret hidden in one of the rooms of the mansion... A certain readheaded doll maker...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sebastian M., Drossel K. - Complete
Persuasion,or That One Time at ShadowhunterAcademy by TheGreenBook reviews
On a warm night in Alicante, Gabriel Lightwood finds himself bored and alone in the Academy dorms. Will a chance encounter with Will Herondale and Jem Carstairs be a blessing, or a curse? A companion to This Frivolous Love. One shot. Citrusy Smut. Enjoy!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Gabriel L., Will H. - Complete
Mating Sents by Vampire-princess-sora chan reviews
Ever since the attack Nero has got this smell under his skin and his demon is going crazy!He needs dantes advice on what to do about it!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Nero, Dante
Power Switch by epic win reviews
Jace can't stop thinking about that night on the boat that he and Simon shared. SLASH Jace/Simon.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
The Master Plan by Shadow's Firebird reviews
Father discovers a way to generate new homunculi without a Philosopher's stone...interbreeding! What will become of poor Envy, especially when Greed's so eager to partake? Lemon, Greed/Envy, Yaoi goodness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Greed, Envy - Complete
Checkmate by Snowlia reviews
"A twinge of guilt. He was used to it all by now, the rhythm of how things happened. The faux smile, the play of romance, the nausea, the guilt. All of this was nothing but a recorded skit to him. A part he played over and over daily." AU Alec/Simon
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alec L., Simon L. - Complete
Interruptions by Shakugan no Shana reviews
Masaomi has finally gotten some time alone with Izaya, but the informant's work keeps getting in the way... Written for the Drrr Kink Meme. Yaoi. Izaya/Kida
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Izaya O., Masaomi K. - Complete
Belonging Four Times Universe by Dri-09 reviews
"My, my. Aren't we a bit possessive this evening?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Fingerprints by Schreibertooth reviews
Slashy oneshot written when I should have been sleeping. M for slash, incest, and all that Jazz. Pairing: Boromir/Faramir
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Berry Cake by Loveless Paradox reviews
[GrimmIchiUlqui] Ulquiorra and Grimmjow visit Ichigo just as he finished making a cake... With Frosting. Rated M - Sexualcontent/Yaoi SEQUEL: Markings
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra, Ichigo K.] - Complete
Alternative Lifestyles by bitbyboth reviews
Nero is attacked in an alley, and will never be the same. He'll have to get used to his alternative lifestyle, but it shouldn't be that hard. NeroxDante. Complete!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Nero, Dante] - Complete
Unofficial Followers by Primer Dimer reviews
It would take one of the seven demon princes to corrupt the holy Standard Bearer Michael and it would take Asmodeus himself, the demon prince of lust, to make him enjoy it. Asmodeus/Michael.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Michael - Complete
Summer Amour by Seventh-Noble-Kakashi-Hatake reviews
UlquiorraxGrimmjow Grimmjow gets dragged along/tags along with Ulquiorra on a hot summer's day, what happens when he and Ulquiorra stroll the streets of Katakura Town? Rated M for obvious reasons. One-shot, Blam! Enjoy! Loves!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Price of Leadership by ObsidianJade reviews
In the end, it wasn’t as though he had a choice. After all, true leaders rarely do. Grimmjow-centric. WARNINGS for implied non-con, abuse, torture, etc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Worn Thin by Kiyoshi Kitana reviews
R, Sam/Dean, weecest underage . Sometimes, Dean wonders if Sam is smarter than the average fourteen year old.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Lazy morning by alexb49 reviews
It's early morning in Ba Sing Se. Zuko has to go to work. Jet wants Zuko to stay. A slice of what could have been, Jet/Zuko,PWP, yaoi
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
The Aphrodisiac by Shitoyaka-chan reviews
Grimmjow gets injected with an aphrodisiac. What happens when Il Forte gets in the way?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Grimmjow J., Yylfordt G. - Complete
Mikami's Routines by Yaoi flame reviews
Mikami decided that Gevanni should become part of his daily routines...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Mikami T., S. Gevanni - Complete
Devil's Halloween by IsaacSapphire reviews
Nero spends Halloween with Dante. What sort of trouble can two devils get into with candy? Uke!Dante.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Dante, Nero
Domination by Alvara19 reviews
It was a lazy day for Dante at Devil May Cry before Nero comes back from killing demons, smelling heavily of something familiar. Soon Dante realizes that he has a huge problem on his hands with a maturing half demon. Heavily Graphic Yaoi DantexNero
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Ice Cream, I Scream by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi KakuDei. Everyone is outside cooling off, but Kakuzu is stuck in the house due to a broken leg. Deidara decides to visit. Featuring ice cream, naughty tentacle butt secks and a 69!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
Lover by tabby-chan reviews
Envy and Greed get left behind while Lust and the others go on a mission for Dante, Envy is bored and Greed tells him to find somthing to entertain himself...Greed may have given Envy a bad idea! EnvyXGreed first story for them! love FMA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Envy, Greed - Complete
Darkness is Golden by The Mad Hattress reviews
Raphael and his encounter with the demon Asmodeus leads to a chain of horrific events and dreams, and the true nature of Demonic amusment. *Slash implications, heavy Raphael abuse*
Bible - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2002 - Published: 1/14/2002
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Comfort reviews
AU: Sam and Cas are mental patients in an Asylum where they seek comfort in one another. Part of the SassySanta2012 exchange for winchinchilla on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
I like You Too reviews
Sam comes back to the motel after a false haunted bar alarm only to discover Cas trying on his clothes. Part of the SassySanta2012 exchange for winchinchilla on tumblr. Sastiel
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Safety Pins reviews
Grimmjow gets stuck eating lunch with the new kid Ulquiorra for a week will this help them fall in love or make hate each other forever? bad summary is bad the story is much better than this... i hope. Yaoi story Ulquigrimm not Grimmulqui
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Experiment reviews
L decides to do a little experiment on Light. Yaoi story don't like don't read
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - L, Light Y.
My Yarn reviews
A short story about well you'll find about not yaoi
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Hole In The Wall reviews
Ulquiorra confesses to Grimmjow.Grimmjow takes it all as some sick joke and storms off angry. The question is is Ulquiorra serious or is it really a joke? *WARNING* YAOI ALSO KNOWN AS BOYXBOY DON'T LIKE DON'T READ my first yaoi fanfic sorry if its bad
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Kyo and the Kitten reviews
Tohru answers the door to find a kitten and the Sohmas instantly have a new pet everyone seems to adore the kitten except for kyo who hates the kitten... or is it all an act?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kyo S. - Complete